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Last night at @thestationnewcastle, the ladies of #newcastle were presented a rare treat indeed, as #mastermaker of #swimwear, Dr Steven Fleming provided tips for home sewists in the art of marking and cutting lycra. The occassion was newcastle's first ever French style twilight markets: the perfect opportunity for us to highlight the origins of our pattern blocks, that have been developed from classic pattern blocks purchased in Paris. As for the men of Newcastle, most were just frightened to death and although we are sorry you were made to feel awkward, our position on such matters is "we cannot adjust." We wish the women and men of good taste in Newcastle a wonderful 2020 and thank you sincerely for meeting us the French market! #tailoring #sewing #mildlyamusing #frenchfashion #swimwear #handmade #handmadeswimwear #slowfashion #slowfashionmovement #slowfashionswimwear #boaterhat @carvicofabrics #sartorial #bespoke #australianmadefashion #popupshop #making #maker #makersmovement #masterclass #models #swimweardesigner #irony #triggered (at Newcastle, New South Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/B84w3fdAI6P/?igshid=1y0ro48xtmy5s
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Snow Buddha 😄🙏❄️ #randompictures #buddha #mildlyamusing #buddhafigurine #snowday #snowdayvancouver #zen #snowzen https://www.instagram.com/p/B7KTmFZhrZa/?igshid=k5i60xu49zns
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:| #facesinplaces #facesinthings #faceinthewall #wall #texture #concrete #plain #crack #mildlyamusing (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzJa9TIBKsa/?igshid=808ei7kbhjvz
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Baxicorn has been spotted on Easter!
#unicorn#boxerdog#boxer#boxerlover#alldressedupandnowheretogo#alldressedupforeaster#goodstuffhappedtoday#mildlyamused
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“Damn, I had forgotten GOLDEN GIRLS really went there. How has nothing changed in decades!?”
- @MildlyAmused
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twitter*com/mildlyamused/status/1033125749283332096 white women please shut up challenge
Jesus, do they have a hive mind?! How is this Poe = Gaston thing spreading so fast?
Also when did Poe ever have it easy? When? He was always, at best, solidly middle class while Ben Solo was the son of a Senator. Poe’s mother died when he was young while Benny had both parents until he fucking murdered one of them. Poe was an officer in the Republic military before he left to do something about the First Order threat. Benny coasted by on talent, fooled Luke and everyone about who he truly was, and then shot up a school before he left to JOIN the First Order threat. Poe looked on helplessly while Benny, now going by his death metal band name Kylo Ren, ordered an entire village full of unarmed people massacred. Poe then suffered brutal physical and mental torture at the orders and eventually hands of Kylo Ren.
I s2g at this point reylows are taking all the inconvenient parts of Benny Boy’s story and character and projecting them onto Poe. Here’s news for them: Kylo is Gaston, the entitled, superficially charming, possessive, creepy, and violent toxic white male. Their pathetic attempts to pin these qualities on a character who does not have any of them just shows how scared and desperate they are as the daylight of reality dawns clearer and clearer even to their dim minds.
Yes, reylows, we know. The sight of Poe being so dashing and handsome and heroic left you shitting your pants as your febrile imaginations conjured up images of him activating Rey’s navigational array in the Millennium Falcon’s storage closets, as Benny does in your three zillion Reylow fanfics. And now you’re scurrying to silence the panic while washing your shitstained pants with your tears. Being racist as hell and completely off-base with reality to deal with your fear is right in line with the deeply dishonest people you are. Your lot are as boring and predictable as you are nasty and mean-spirited.
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BOOMERS: When I was your age, I made $32k a year and owned a home, a car, and had no debt. Stop being such whiny brats.
MILLENNIALS: pic.twitter.com/t1bblLoptL
— 🧟Donna "The Dead" Dickens🧟 (@MildlyAmused) September 18, 2018
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This is honestly a tumblr level retort: https://mobile.twitter.com/MildlyAmused/status/1011404369684770817 And someone’s not totally filled in on all the aspects of Gandhi either
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Hahahaha #mildlyamusing #badboy #badbeard #amishcountry via Instagram http://ift.tt/2x3IcfS
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New Post has been published on https://www.madpicks.com/culture/tv/twitters-got-jokes-game-thrones-season-finale-dragon-wolf/
Twitter’s Got Jokes About The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Finale, ‘The Dragon And The Wolf’
This post contains spoilers for Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 7 “The Dragon and the Wolf”.
Game Of Thrones went all out with its longest episode yet for the Season 7 finale, “The Dragon and the Wolf”. There was a big death scene, a psychic vision we totally saw coming, more incest in a season that’s been like two thirds incest, and an excuse for more speculation about Bran and the Night King.
Did you know the VMAs were happening at the same time? No spoilers:
https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/901961950078394372
Meanwhile, Dany and Cersei’s respective squads had their corporate team-building getaway in an arena at King’s Landing:
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/901978377913028608
https://twitter.com/tvoti/status/901983197751156736
And Daenerys was fashionably late with the fabulous entrance:
https://twitter.com/CornOnTheGoblin/status/901978184383594498
https://twitter.com/msemilymccombs/status/901978448578707456
But Cersei was unimpressed. By everything.
Dany pulls up on the first dragon to be seen in hundreds of years and Cersei is like “…..you’re late”. I love that miserable woman so much
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) August 28, 2017
Cersei: I don’t believe in zombies
Also Cersei: have you met The Mountain, this zombie I hang out with all the time #got
— Brandon Stroud (@MrBrandonStroud) August 28, 2017
CERSEI: “oh course I believe in the dead army, it’s just that I disagree the cause is man-made.”
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) August 28, 2017
Cersei failed to condemn wight supremacy too.
— Justin Duckham (@Jduckham) August 28, 2017
Meanwhile, the Greyjoys had differing opinions. Euron just wanted to know if the white walkers would come for him…
Euron was like, “can they swim? Cool cool cool…..”#GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/YDu8cmJ3AT
— Fawziah Qadir (@GigiMasria) August 28, 2017
And Theon decided to go on a quest to save his sister Yara, even if he has to take more damage to the crotch along the way:
Theon be like #GameOfThronesFinale pic.twitter.com/RJt9mYUWAE
— Hector Canales (@HectorCofficial) August 28, 2017
Theon vs. Iron Born Dick Kicker > Mayweather vs. MacGregor
— Bend the Neil (@rejects) August 28, 2017
That’s what we call a deunuch ex machina. #gameofthrones
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) August 28, 2017
Ugh, Theon is totally Azor Ahai, isn’t he? #GameofThrones
— Alyssa Fikse (@lyssiefikse) August 28, 2017
The weird thing is that Theon winds up having three dicks.
— Andrés du Bouchet (@dubouchet) August 28, 2017
And then Lord Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) finally — finally — got his comeuppance when Bran brought the receipts and Arya took Littlefinger out with the same Valyrian steel dagger he had given to Bran. Chaos is a ladder, Baelish.
I’d like to nominate Littlefinger getting exposed as the new “Blinking White Guy” GIF #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale pic.twitter.com/bmoGv27qdg
— Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) August 28, 2017
Bran’s tax return must be LIT. He got all the receipts. #GamesOfThrones
— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) August 28, 2017
Littlefinger: “I deny it!”
Sansa: “Let me call my chief witness, my brother who can SEE ALL OF TIME AND SPACE.” #GameofThrones
— Todd VanDerWerff (@tvoti) August 28, 2017
YOU ARE SO FUCKED, LITTLEFINGER. #GameOfThrones #NoConfederate pic.twitter.com/PFRXdiQ7CH
— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) August 28, 2017
A boy has no throat. #GameOfThrones
— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 28, 2017
pic.twitter.com/82QH1DNyZC
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 28, 2017
hmm pic.twitter.com/H3oKgAFZcs
— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) August 23, 2017
Littlefinger: I AM COMMANDER OF THE VALE I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME HOME!!
Knights of the Vale: pic.twitter.com/g1kbUVxCL4
— ❄️Matt Stark❄️ (@_MatthewBoomin_) August 28, 2017
Ladies and Gentlemen, Little Finger is finally dead #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/P3Ysc7zwx7
— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) August 28, 2017
pic.twitter.com/PY9cUAHfYO
— Jimmy Donofrio (@JimmyDonofrio) August 28, 2017
Bran also told Samwell about being the Three Eyed Raven. Cool story, Bran.
Sam just reacted to Bran’s Three Eyed Raven thing like the rest of the Defenders react to Danny and his Iron Fist thing. #GameOfThrones
— Jessie (@JessLizBryan) August 28, 2017
Bran is like the opposite of a superhero. He tells people his secret identity when they don’t even ask or care.
— On Vacation Don’t@me (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 28, 2017
And Sam let Bran know what Gilly discovered about Jon Snow’s real name and legitimate claim to the iron throne. Then Bran did his greenseer thing and revealed Jon’s real name: Aegon Targaryen.
Did… did Rhaegar Targaryen name TWO sons Aegon? What kind of George Foreman nonsense….
— Rebecca Pahle (@RebeccaPahle) August 28, 2017
Naming both your kids to fulfill the prophesy jic pic.twitter.com/KujgGwZtdw
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) August 28, 2017
You know nothing, Aegon Targaryen
— Jason Nawara (@JasonNawara) August 28, 2017
Meanwhile, Jon/Aegon and his Aunt Dany didn’t know about this revelation while they were busy getting together to “break the wheel” if you know what I’m sayin’.
Having sex while someone narrates the backstory of how you’re related to your lover is some REAL kinky shit
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 28, 2017
NOOOOOOOOO!! THIS CANT HAPPEN!! pic.twitter.com/CblzlIvJVT
— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 28, 2017
When youve been waiting for Dany&Jon to get together and it finally happens-as Bran narrates the story of how theyre related. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ayxwY3EKpY
— Alyssa Doyle Labare (@lysslabare) August 28, 2017
I’m convinced that George R.R. Martin wrote #GameOfThrones solely to convince the world that incest is okay under the right circumstances…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) August 28, 2017
ME, WATCHING GAME OF THRONES SEASON 1: wtf is up with all the incest
ME, BY SEASON 7: incest is probably the only real love there is
— Baegar Targaryen (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 14, 2017
When you’re super happy that Jon and Daenerys finally hooked up but then remember its incest #GameofThronesFinale pic.twitter.com/ITJugdjlF6
— Jake Montgomery (@JakeM0NTGOMERY) August 28, 2017
Just when we thought the episode may have already peaked, Bran had a vision of something that may or may not be happening in real time: Tormund and Beric at The Wall witnessing the Night King on his ice dragon destroying The Wall in this amazing scene.
#GameOfThrones
The wall has stood for thousands of years
Ice Dragon: “Hold my beer” pic.twitter.com/I2pBh9Rakm
— Mark Smith (@M_Miscreant) August 28, 2017
Tormund & Beric when they saw the Ice Dragon…. #DemThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/D9JMRA3Fqi
— bigmike (@mikelowkey) August 28, 2017
Dragon said “Jon ain’t the only thing tearing walls up tonight!!!”
— The Adam (@AdamMichaelJr) August 28, 2017
Night King looks like he’s on one of those 25c rides in front of the grocery store #GoT #GameofThrones #GameOfThronesFinale #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/d2l9kK2abR
— Tori Rudacille (@TeeRudyEternity) August 28, 2017
They’re going to build a new wall, and the Night King will pay for it.
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) August 28, 2017
Branden Stark built the Wall and Branden Stark got the Wall destroyed. And also the Night King could be Branden Stark
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) August 28, 2017
night king shot his shot pic.twitter.com/w2O0nJ7D0h
— martin rickman (@martinrickman) August 28, 2017
TORMUND BETTER HAVE SOMEHOW SURVIVED THAT BECAUSE HIM AND BRIENNE STILL NEED TO MAKE MONSTER BABIES THAT CONQUER THE WORLD #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/icg1gpyf4Z
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) August 28, 2017
“We’re gonna need a bigger wall.” #GameOfThrones
— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) August 28, 2017
All in all, it was a productive season:
Well this season of GoT was a success. All I wanted was for an aunt and nephew to fuck and for an 11 y.o to continue her murderous rampage
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) August 28, 2017
But some alleged viewers were definitely bluffing…
Game of Thrones spoiler: as expected, this episode was a real doozy.
— Martha Kelly (@MarthaKelly3) August 28, 2017
WOW THAT THRONE REALLY GOT GAMED AMIRITE
— Every Tweet Ever (@EveryTweet_Ever) August 28, 2017
And some were just happy the season was over…
ME: i can’t wait for the game of thrones series finale!
FRIEND: oh i didn’t know you watched game of thrones
ME: i don’t
— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) August 27, 2017
Finally, time for Ballers!
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 28, 2017
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