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hamelinsnightmare 2 years
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on a new ride
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pikaboi 11 months
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thistoowillpasss 9 months
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nek-ros 9 months
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at-carcunkle-archiver 3 months
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Dec 15, 2023. Two likes, one retweet, one reply.
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haveamagicalday 1 year
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I worked really hard on this
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fem0ral-artery 6 months
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If Vaughn Borderlands has a million fans I am one of them
If Vaughn Borderlands has 5 fans I am one of them
If Vaughn Borderlands has 1 fan that one is me
If Vaughn Borderlands has no fans I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Vaughn Borderlands I'm against the entire world
Till my last breath I'll support Vaughn Borderlands
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mugentakeda 8 months
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katara invents top surgery using medical bloodbending and improvisation
if theres one thing about zuko its that hes ride or die for the water tribe siblings. zero questions asked. sokka wants to break into a high security prison? zuko wants to come with. katara whips blood bending out of seemingly fucking nowhere and overpowers a southern raider by taking over their body? he thinks it was pretty wicked. either of them could approach him one day and ask him if he could help hide a body and hed happily provide the shovels
he realizes what blood bending entails. taking over the autonomy of another person forcefully, only to be used as an ace in the hole secret weapon. it brings katara shame and guilt to even know how to do it. zuko grew up thinking that his fire is to be used only for means of destruction. his was fueled by fury and shame. he thinks he might be able to help, if only just a bit.
in zukos fair opinion, katara comes from a family of geniuses. he thinks sokka is just about the smartest thing since sliced bread. perhaps with some gentle prompting, perhaps if katara just sat and thought about the possibilities, surely she'd be able to come up with something else of value that blood bending could bring to the table.
i have something- well, two somethings- i need removed, he says. some liquor and a big block of ice to knock me out should do the trick, he says. toph can be a heart monitor if that makes you feel better shed probably find this cool anyway, he says. i trust your abilities but if something goes wrong my affairs are in order just dont tell uncle until after ive reached rigor mortis, he says.
true bending prodigies always seek to expand their horizon of knowledge on their bending. its a sign of true mastery. zuko knows this, so he bet on that curiosity combined with kataras hereditary innovativeness, and succeeded. thus he wakes up after four and a half hours with nary a tit to be spoken of
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kodorki 1 year
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i can鈥檛 believe mickey鈥檚 dick smasher is canon in monster prom
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sanctferum 4 months
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with Mickey Mouse in the public domain, Mickey's Dick Smasher is now a legally viable creation
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kenway 10 months
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i have a proposal
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whompthatsucker1981 1 year
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ashlynniis-bracketeers 11 months
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a.k.a. Brackets's General Steel Path Circuit Experience. Or, alternatively: NOOOO MY ENERGY FUCK
Me sucking ass at Steel Path is bad enough as-is (along with losing all of my circuit progress in a broken mission due to the Host bailing at the literal last second when the whole team had already given the mid-transition O.K.), but then magnetic proc hell magnetic proc hell MAGNETIC PROC HELL MAGNETIC PROC HELL MAGNETIC PROC H
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god i love logic. great man, great man
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fluffygiraffe 5 months
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can i ride the euthanasia coaster, oblivion, and mickey's dick smasher with EVIL ls!pep pls
yes :)
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