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inalandofsadclowns · 2 months

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Leon knows about Merlin's magic and assumes Arthur does, too. He has noticed that whenever Merlin is off, fighting magical beasts and assassins, Arthur always says he's "in the tavern". Leon, who knows for a fact that Merlin is not a big drinker, came to the conclusion that "tavern" is code for "on a magical mission".

Arthur: Have you seen Merlin?

Leon: Sorry, My Lord, I haven't.

Arthur: Where can he be?! I've looked everywhere.

Leon helps Arthur go through possible locations. Finally, something dawns on Leon.

Leon, hesitantly: Maybe... Could he be at the "tavern"?

Arthur, throwing his hands up in horrification: I swear, the whole castle knows about his scandalous lifestyle!

Leon, rushing to placate him: My Lord! I swear that I am the only one of your knights to know! And I won't tell anyone, you have my word for that.

Arthur, huffing: I highly doubt you'd be the only one.

Leon: Right. I cannot exclude the possibility that he has other allies, as well, in the castle. Merlin is a close friend to many of us, after all. I suspect Gwen and Morgana have assisted him before.

Arthur: Gwen?! No, Leon, you're painfully mistaken. And I really need to have a talk with Morgana.

Leon: Ah, I see. I understand your hesitance towards the matter, Sire, but I think there is no harm in it, as long as he's careful when to use his gifts. And I know you trust Merlin, otherwise you would have prohibited it.

Arthur, deadpan: Gifts?

Leon: He could move a building if he wanted to. I, too, had my fears at first, but he's not cruel even with the power he has. He'll stop at knocking his opponents out, if there's a peaceful way out.

Arthur, giving Leon a strange look: ...Leon? Answer me honestly. Do you usually join Merlin in the tavern?

Leon, sighing: Sometimes I must, Sire. I understand, the risks to accompany him to his quests as prince are much higher. But powerful as he is, he still needs help.

Arthur: Right. I imagine he does.

Leon: It's impressive, what he can do, when he thinks no one is watching.

Arthur, grimacing: That's enough, Leon. God, I don't even know why you would tell me that.

#merlin shitposts #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #sir leon #merthur #enough you're going in the queue

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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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Merlin in season 1 ranting: I hate Arthur so much. His stupid prattish attitude, his stupid cocky smile his stupid face his beautiful blue stupid eyes his stupid golden hair his stupid-

Gaius: You can confess later eat your porridge

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gaspodegirl-blog · 10 months

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#merlin #BBC Merlin #shitposting is the first step to healing #merlin shitposts

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gaiussleechtank · 3 months

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The knights + Gwen have figured out that when Merlin and Arthur argue, you can give them something to hold and they will accept it and just keep holding until their argument is over.

Que both King and Court Warlock holding a bunch of random shit in the middle of the hallway and being very confused about it because their friends think they’re hilarious.

#merthur #shitpost #arthur pendragon #merlin #court sorcerer merlin #knights of the round table #bbc gwen

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multi-fandom-mouse-rat · 5 months

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My friend requested I doodle Merlin so

There he is

#merlin shitpost #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin show #merlin emrys #merlin fanart #merlin art #goofy art #silly goofy mood #digital art #fanart #shit post #fandom

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simeffable · 3 months

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merlin: eyes glow bright orange in a way excruciatingly exclusive to sorcerers, in broad daylight, less than a foot away from every single knight, guard and nobleman in the court

arthur:

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #king arthur #bbc merthur #I’m three episodes into a merlin rewatch and how the fuck does no one notice it what is going on #merthur #shitpost

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weaponizedducks · 2 months

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consuming media with my family i'm the only one that knows all media is gay

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solokabuto · 9 months

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#fgo #shitpost #bb #salter #leonardo da vinci #jalter #kiara sessyoin #baobhan sith #castoria #merlin #artoria pendragon #koyanskaya #dobrynya nikitich #gray #there’s more to this but that would pass the 10 image limit on mobile #and I don’t feel like moving the images to my Mac so be patient #chaldea twitter adventures

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that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction · 2 months

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Headcanon that Merlin saved a lot of stuff from Camelot for when Arthur returned.

Including Arthur’s favourite wine.

But, with everything else that he was dealing with, he overlooked the fact that wine ages.

So when Arthur gets back and Merlin gets all his things out of storage, he and Arthur get way too drunk on one glass of wine each.

Like, unreasonably extremely pissed kind of drunk.

They both swear off alcohol forever after that

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #merthur #headcanon #shitpost #this is based on that 45 year old bottle of wine my grandma’s best friend found #i’m bad at tagging #reincarnated arthur pendragon #immortal merlin

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mainlysarcastic · 10 months

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“I’m totally normal about this show”

Dear reader, they were, in fact, not normal about this show

#shitpost #fandom #bbc merlin #is this about bbc merlin? absolutley #merlin emrys #Merlin #merthur

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inalandofsadclowns · 5 months

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Defying their predestined roles worked out quite well for Merlin's friends. I mean

Lancelot, the commoner who committed identity fraud and became a knight. Knighthood did not stick at first, but he had sure as hell drawn the prince's attention. Eventually he lived and died a knight, just like in his dreams.

Gwaine, the noble-born who left his wealthy life and found what he'd been looking for: a family that loved him for himself.

Gwen, the serving girl, who rose to the throne and became the difference in the world she always wanted to see.

...

What I'm saying is maybe maybe if Arthur had moved to the countryside with Merlin to get that cottage core life against what everyone expected of him, then maybe everything would have been fine

#merlin shitposts #i know there are a lot of holes in this take #but all of them can be mended by making morgana queen #gwen marries her instead (because arthur's bossing merlin around on the field)#and the knights are also morgana's (because arthur is bossing merlin around on the field)#bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #arthur pendragon #gwen #gwaine #lancelot #the knights of the round table #pls don't take me seriously #enough you're going in the queue

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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year

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[Arthur accompanies Merlin for gathering herbs and sees Merlin slipping over a rock]

Arthur: Merlin you incompetent fool, can't you walk properly

Arthur, after realizing Merlin is actually hurt: SHIT MERLIN WE NEED TO GET YOU BACK TO SAFETY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU TO STAY ALIVE FOR ME MERLIN PLEASE-

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gaspodegirl-blog · 9 months

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Merlin, the same day he arrives in Camelot and witnesses his first public execution for the use of magic.

#bbc merlin #merlin #this kid #how did he survive the first week #Merlin Shitposts

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tongjaitongjai · 1 year

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CrypticGod!Merlin and Worshipper aka fanboy Mordred CRACK AU - Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Merlin learns that being a god in semi-mortal form is very difficult when having a strong follower like Mordred.

Mordred, like many who pray to their god as some kind of anchor, will often pray something along the lines of ‘Emrys, give me strength and courage’ or ‘Emrys, please be with me through this difficult time’ unconsciously.

Except, unlike the normies, his commitment and belief are EXTREMELY STRONG, so when he prays strong enough, HIS GOD ACTUALLY SHOWS UP:

Arthur, charging him during sparring: Come on, Mordred! You can do better than this!!

Mordred: (anxiously praying) Emrys helps me

Merlin, suddenly appears between Arthur and Mordred, with Arthur about to smash him with the sword: THE FUCK—

Obviously, he is banned from praying during sparring, but occasionally Merlin will still pop up out of nowhere when he is anxious, and the knights eventually have to get used to it:

Arthur: Today, the neighbouring kingdom’s knights will join us for the practice, and there will be some competitions. I hope all of you are ready to protect and uphold the honour of Camelot’s knights. Any defeat is unacc—-

Arthur:

Arthur: any defeat is understandable, for one must lose before learning true victory, so please don’t get too stressed, especially you, Mordred.

Mordred: How do you know I am stressed?

Gwaine, carrying Merlin, who pop up above his head the moment Arthur said ‘defeat’, on his neck : Yeah, I wonder how

As their relationship improves, the power of Mordred’s prayer gets stronger. Not only can Merlin feels his emotions and more in-depth thoughts through the prayer, it also affects Merlin’s power, in both endearing and also straight-up ridiculous ways.

Lancelot, whispers: You are very upset because of that Lord Asshole’s shitty comment toward the Druids, aren’t you.

Mordred, calm and composed: No, I am a knight of Camelot and a grown man, I will not be bothered by something so trivial. I am not upset at all.

Lancelot: You aren’t praying to Merlin now are you.

Mordred: How is that relevant?

Merlin: *BARGING INTO THE MEETING* *SHOOTING FIRE BEAMS FROM HIS EYE, DESTROYING THE PATH AS HE WALKS* *GRABBING LORD ASSHOLE BY A COLLAR THEN PROCEEDS TO GERMAN SUPLEX HIM ON THE TABLE*

Arthur, watching this happens for the third time this week:

Arthur: Mordred, we talked about this, you have to express your thoughts and feelings verbally, not by praying to Merlin

Merlin: Don’t force him Arthur! He will talk when he is ready!

Arthur: STOP SPOILING HIM YOU ARE JUST HAPPY YOU GET TO PUNCH NOBLES

Also, when he is extremely happy, he prays to Merlin as well, like ‘Thanks Emrys for all the good fortunes that happen to me today’

Elyan: Arthur complimented Mordred at training today didn’t he? Maybe saying something like ‘you are going to be one of Camelot finest knights soon’

Percival: How do you know??? you were not there today????

Elyan, watching Merlin’s skin glows, not even in an oh so beautiful ethereal way but like a radioactive sun way: It’s .. hard to miss…

The first time Mordred wins a tournament, Merlin radiates for three days straight. His voice also sounds godly with all the weirdly smooth echoes and harp melody complimenting his every word. Mordred is exhilarated. Arthur is going insane. Merlin finally officially bans Mordred from praying to him.

#cryptic god!merlin and no1worshipper!mordred au #i dont think mordred will stop praying tho #mordred wont stop praying until his emrys can fight the sun with barehands #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin crack #mordred #sir mordred #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #merlin au #bbc mordred #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin shitpost #crack post #i just love it when things could have been good then the good escalate into chaos #i jsut had a martini and tipsy me was like yes Merlin crack au i don’t understand how my brain work ok?#my post

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 4 months

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I think that Merlin and Percy disagreed about something but Peter is sitting in the back with AirPods in underneath his mask (they are all transgender)

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therabbitthatpostthings · 4 months

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If I had a nickel for every time a great movie with an amazing message

Got box office bombed because of god-awful marketing

I’d have 2 nickels! Which isn’t a lot but, strange that it happened twice right???

#shitpost #shitposting #red shoes and the seven dwarfs #red shoes and the 7 dwarfs #elemental #pixar elemental #Snow White #ember lumen #wade ripple #merlin #disrespectfully unfair how both of these got treated and found new love on streaming #ITS A CUTE MOVIE I LIKES IT-#I love that Snow loves herself as is and kept changing because she was self-aware enough to know people help her because she’s pretty now #and I love that the other dwarves had to earn thier looks back too #red shoes #red shoes merlin #red shoes Snow White

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