under this blanket protecting myself from the harshness of this cold world
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YOOOO
NO SOY PARIENTE DEL MONOOOO
A MÍ
ME CREÓ DIOOOOOS
English translation: I am not related to the monkey, I was created by God
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Charlie, a class on driver’s safety for reasons: Okay, you're driving and Angel and Niffty walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Sir Pentious: Oh, definitely Angel. I could never hurt Niffty!
Angel, having no regard for his safety: Yeah, you don’t even hafta ask.
Sir Pentious: I’m willing to hit myself too if it keeps Niffty safe!
Charlie: *concerned about her friends complete lack of self preservation*
Vaggie, massaging her temples: The brakes, bobos. You hit the brakes.
Niffty: *in the background sad that they won’t hit her with a vehicle*
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MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS IM DYING
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Tomorrow is the big day, here's a bunch of unfinished, really cheesy joanfk (+ ponce)
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Love: The heartthorb
Not only is she their neightbor, she is one of guy diamond’s moms and also a lesbian
If you can’t read the poem:
“Roses are red
Skies are bleu blue
I don’t know how to rhyme
I choked on an skittle yesterday
I like you”
He was grounded for 3 months
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