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incorrectquotesmcu · 29 days
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[Wanda and Natasha kissing]
Melina: If Alexei could see you two right now he'd have a heart attack.
Yelena: Good idea. I'll take a picture.
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floilee · 1 month
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(Meanwhile in St. Petersburg)
Alexei: What are your intentions with my little girl, Kate Bishop?
Kate: We're going to travel the world to kill all those who have done her wrong.
Alexei: So you don't intend to marry her?
Kate: I thought you were asking about what we'd do during our honeymoon.
*Yelena sighs with relief*
Alexei: Good answer, American.
Melina very surprised: Great answer.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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(Natasha sneaking out to meet Y/N)
Yelena: Where are you going now? It's one in the morning. 
Natasha: Oh, Yelena, you are awake!! I thought you were asleep. 
Yelena: Yes. I am wide awake. But you didn't answer my question. 
Natasha: Umm... I am going to take a shower. Really, it's so hot in the house. 
Yelena: Make sure you and your 'shower' don't forget to be quiet like the last time. Otherwise, Mom is not gonna go easy on your shower.
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kurosakiichigoat · 2 years
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Melina: It’s so nice to have you all over for dinner. It’s been far too long.
Yelena: I was here last month.
Melina: Yes but now Kate is here and it’s so lovely to see you happy and meet her.
Kate: It’s nice to finally meet you too.
Melina: Likewise dear, now shall I make Mac and cheese, Yelena is it still your favourite?
Yelena: Yea that sounds good to me.
Melina: Wonderful! Natalia are you and your American husband happy with that?
Natasha: Yeah, Steve and I will eat.
Melina: Excellent although I do not have anything prepared for dessert.
Natasha: Do not worry about that, besides Yelena will have what she has for dessert every night anyway.
Melina: Oh did you bring your own dessert Yelena, and you do not plan to share?
Yelena *confused*: What are you talking about? I did not bring dessert.
Natasha: What do you mean? You bring it everywhere you go, although I admit it is not for sharing.
Yelena: What dessert? I do not eat dessert every day.
Natasha: What are you saying? You’ve eaten Kate every night this week. Believe me I have to suffer through hearing how delicious it is.
Kate *chokes on her drink*: What? You can hear?!
Yelena: Huh you’re right I do…. No need for dessert Mama I guess I do come prepared with my own.
Kate *blushing*: Yelena!
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inkblot-inc · 2 years
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[Nat and y/n are sitting in their house watching movies]
y/n: *Dead serious* You know if I ever meet your dad, I’m going to stab him with the fire poker
Nat: *not catching the seriousness* You and me both, babe
---timeskip to Thanksgiving---
*Nat welcomes Yelena, Melina, and Alexei all come in the house, y/n is somewhat behind Nat*
Nat: I want to say, it’s actually good to see you
Melina: And you too, dear
Yelena: Just point me to the kitchen, I’m starving
y/n: *Laughing* I’ll show you in a second, the bird’s still got a few minutes to cool down though
Alexei: *Notices y/n* And this must be the y/n I’ve heard much about, come come!*Comes over to pull y/n in a bear hug*
y/n: Mhm *they subtly reach behind them for the fire poker* yes sir
Nat: *Noticing y/n’s plan* Who cares about a few minutes, let’s get dinner started now *Starts moving Alexei and Melina toward the kitchen*
Yelena: *Raises her hands in the air* Finally!
y/n: *Placing the fire poker back and murmuring* You live this time, Shostakov…
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jobethdalloway · 2 years
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Yelena’s attempt at seeking courtship advice does not go as planned
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broadwayfan92 · 1 year
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At a family meeting
Bruce: Let's use this event as an opportunity for all of us to learn how to how to talk things out. You know, so we don't let our feelings get bottled up inside to the point where they explode.
Melina: You're absolutely right. Alexei, you're driving everybody crazy.
Natasha: It's you too.
Melina: What? What did I ever do?
Natasha: You're intrusive.
Bruce: Interesting.
Melina: How am I intrusive?
Natasha: Well, for example, there was that time you drove a car through the wall.
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natsskydivingcrew · 2 years
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Alexei: So since Natasha likes that agent girl, does that mean she's gay now?
Melina: Maybe, but it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lot of things a person can be.
Alexei, nodding knowingly: like Jewish
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Natasha, age 7: Are people coming to our house this weekend?
Melina: Yes.
Natasha: Do I have to talk to them?
Melina: No.
Natasha: I can live with that.
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slavicshadownr · 2 years
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Young Natasha: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Young Yelena: They do.
Melina: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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multivercity · 4 months
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Alicent : You need to react when people cry.
Melina : I did, I rolled my eyes...
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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[Young Natasha and Yelena made Melina and Alexei breakfast as a gift and then they walked in on them having sex and Alexei panics]
Alexei: We need a game plan. We need to rehearse exactly what we are going to say. That’s the only way I’m going to be able to keep it together when my girls are looking at me with judgement and disgust.
Melina: First of all, that’s how they always look at you.
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floilee · 6 months
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*Yelena presenting Kate as her girlfriend to Melina and Alexei*
Yelena: I present to you the girl who got my heart.
Alexei: My God, I thought it was a story to make us less worried.
Melina: Very nice to meet you, Kate Bishop. Yelena talked a lot about you.
Kate very convinced: Did she say uhn?
Alexei: More than you think. And you're even prettier than she described.
Yelena: Alexei, please don't-
Kate: Babe, I don't mind being beautiful.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Y/N: Is that a threat?
Melina: When it’s a threat, you’ll know it.
Y/N: Wait, was that a threat?
(Bonus)
Natasha: I see the first introductions are going well.
Natasha: Alexei begging them to marry me was a surprise, though.
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 years
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Melina: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Yelena & Natasha: Yelena: Only one...?
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Kate: Yelena and I are just buds.
Melina: I totally understand.
Kate: Thank you.
Melina:...WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MY DAUGHTER?!
(Yelena drags her out of the room)
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