Danny runs for Mayor P.2
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Some more snippets of the Gotham Mayor Danny AU!
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Danny would absolutely try to hire some of the Rouges as his Mayoral Cabinet, I can just imagine Waylon Jones, the Killer Croc, in a Suit and Slacks sitting in a the Mayors Office while awkwardly holding his resume.
Danny: So, Mr. Jones, why do you think we should hire you?
Waylon: Well sir, I have something of a reputation and I feel like I would be an amazing Bodyguard.
Danny: OK, one question though. What is your opinion on Clowns?
Waylon: I don’t like them.
Danny: Hired!
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Danny: Now, Mr Nygma, what do you think you would bring to my office?
Edward: Well sir, I am fairly well known for my expert planning and timing skills. Also I can give you fun riddles whenever you want!
Danny: Hmmm, that’s definitely a good point. One question, if needed, will you attack a clown on sight?
Edward: Yes?
Danny: Hired!
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Danny: Now, I can see that you used to have a very reputable resume Mr. Dent.
Harvey: Thank you sir.
Danny: I can’t see any reason to refuse your application, but I do have one question. Do you like Clowns?
Harvey: Uhm...yes?
Danny: I am sorry dir, but I am going to have to reject your application for a job in the Mayors office. Mr Jones, please escort this man out
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Danny would absolutely do an amazing job in decreasing the crime rate, just by virtue of the fact that his very presence is destabilizing the Curses put on the City.
But at the same time, his policies are also very efficient, based on Gen Z Humor/Ideas
Danny: As my new Law states, every year the most rich person in the City will be forced to give up 70% of their assets to Charity. You can avoid this by donating as much as possible in the weeks leading up to the Sacrifice Day, whoever donates the most is exempt from the choosing even if they are the Richest, we will then move on to the second Richest, and so on
Reporter: Sir, isn’t this just the “Winner Of Capitalisms” Prompt from Tumblr?
Danny: Yes.
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Batman: Why did you just pass a Law that states that all Vigilantes are given the right to kill?
Danny: Because I accidentally hired every villain in Gotham, so now there is nobody to try and bribe me. And if nobody tries to bribe me, then nobody realizes that I will only accept bribes if the Joker is dead, like I said in my Campaign. I know that you guys have a no-kill rule, but I know at least one of you who would jump at the chance
Batman: *realizes that Dick has already killed the Joker once, Jason is actively attempting to every day, Tim is chaos incarnate and would do it to feel included, and Damian just really wants to let loose* Well played...
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Danny: Vlad, I am serious. Leave me alone or I will put you in Soup Jail for 3 months!
Vlad: FINE! I’ll just go possess another Billionaire to force them to give me their company again
Batman, listening from outside the window: What the f-
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Danny in every conversation with the Batfamily: I re-respect your decision to not tak-take a life...but I must insist you kill the Joker...for the good of the peephol-People! He is not a good inf-influence on this city and he must be des...troyed.
Batman: *Wondering why he sounds like he is reading from a script* Um, I don’t think thats a good idea?
Lady Gotham: *Standing behind Batman with some Cue Cards, trying to communicate with her Knights through Danny* *Thumbs Up*
Danny: Also I wanted to say that you need to- oh um, ok- to get over the deaths of your parents and grieve in a healthy way instead of adopting every child you see. You are doing a great job kid, parentheses, do not read this par- Oh-Oops.
Batman: Hm. I’m not even going to question that anymore.
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castti and ochette crossed paths redraw!!!!! i love this game as i have yelled about on my other blog. im in a creative slump so i just opted to redraw some official art just to keep the drawing hand workin again. i kinda wanna do the other crossed paths art too x)
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alright so. listen up
in celebration of my old old mingus drawing getting like 200 notes in only a few days (what the fuck), and to feed the starving people who followed me for dialtown:
BEHOLD. THE RETURN OF SHAPEY MAYOR MINGUS!!
(cw eyestrain btw lol thanks ppl in the reblogs for reminding me!!)
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continuing to indulge in scooby doo mystery inc fanart because i have no self control
shirt alts
since this post constantly gets traction, thought id edit it to mention i dont use this blog or handle anymore! if you’re interested in my art and would like to support me, go over to @cavity-collector!
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Does anyone else remember this show?
The other day I had a sudden memory of a show I used to watch as a kid, mainly because how weird and uncanny the series was. I got curious, and asked some of my friends if they had ever heard of it or seen it (maybe that way I could find some info about it) but all of them gave me a negative response.
I started doing some research on my own, but apparently it seems like barely a few people even know it, which makes this whole thing harder. Sadly enough, after some research, I only managed to get a few names (Gingi, Oliver and Karen) and a screenshot.
If someone knows something about this series, please contact me and tell me what you know!
Okay so, happy two years of existing, Dialtown! I'm so happy to have found this game and eventually join the fandom! It's pretty chill here as far as I've seen, too.
I hope y'all like the drawing too! It took me so long to finish and I'm honestly really proud of it. I'll also be leaving another (better) version of the drawing just in case
That's it for now ig? See ya later
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This was not supposed to take 3 weeks to finish.
originally a background practice turned into... this lmao.
(sorry i have been obsessed with damien for awhile, i swear im normal- sdfjnjfjf)
without damien:
(click for better quality ig)
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