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reidobsessed · 5 months

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The whole cast is sickeningly fine

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ropoto · 2 years

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Family Found Sunday

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imagining-in-the-margins · 6 months

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CM Office Party Challenge 🎉

The following are prompts including an Office Party! Reader, Original Character, Character/Character ships, Gen/Platonic fics are allowed!

This event is over (Masterlist of Fics here), but you are welcome to use any of these prompts. If you would like to be added to the existing Masterlist of entries, please check out the Rules below!

🎊 Prompts 🎊

It’s a BAU kid’s birthday!

The BAU throws a ridiculously large/lavish bridal/baby shower.

It’s rare that the BAU gets to celebrate the return of an old team member.

The team hardly believes it when Character A agrees to dance with B.

After sharing sad prom stories (or lack thereof), Penelope throws a BAU prom.

It’s characters first Missed Holiday Meal (MHM). It’s also the first time a holiday meal actually felt like home.

The team discusses holiday traditions. Characters decide to try a few out.

The FBI is throwing a family picnic. The playful competitions get a little… heated.

It’s the anniversary of the BAU. The team throws a party to celebrate the greats.

Penelope planned a Murder Mystery party… with a bunch of criminal profilers. Great. (Bonus if a non-profiler wins)

The BAU has been dealing with a lot of stress. Penelope plans a day at a pottery shop so everyone can make something. It causes even more stress.

The team pairs up to play the newlywed game. Someone starts to notice that, despite not being partners, A knows the answers to every question about B…

Rossi is finally (actually) retiring. The party brings together friends that haven’t seen each other in years.

An anniversary/award brings back old team members. There used to be a time when they couldn’t fathom a week away from one another, but they haven’t spoken in years.

More Prompts Below + Create your own! 🎉

Each team member has to find an obscure holiday to celebrate (pi day, random acts of kindness day, unicorn day, etc.). Character goes above and beyond.

Character has very surprising responses to Never Have I Ever. They have even more shocking admissions.

There is nothing that a bonfire can't fix.

Characters are stuck at a party, but they can't stop thinking about each other (based on "Dinner & Diatribes" by Hozier).

Characters always find each other. Even at a masquerade, when their faces are almost entirely covered.

A party is the perfect place to see a new side to your coworker.

🎄 Holiday Specific Prompts 🦃

Halloween prompts / Winter Holiday prompts

It’s time for Penelope’s Halloween Party! Someone comes in an… unexpected costume.

The single members of the team decide to host a lonely hearts club dinner on Valentine’s Day. Two people leave together.

Characters end up beneath very suspiciously placed mistletoe at the holiday party.

Character accidentally started an ugly Christmas sweater tradition which somehow turned into a contest.

After an awful case, the team comes back on Christmas Eve to find that Penelope has gathered their loved ones and quickly decorated the BAU as a surprise.

Character only wanted to reveal that they are someone's Secret Santa at the BAU Christmas Party but they end up confessing a lot more than that.

🎂 Dialogue Prompts 🍰

"... Surprise?"

"What are adults supposed to do at a kid's birthday party. Does anyone actually know?"

"Whatever you do, be sure to avoid the food. I don't know who made it, but it's awful." "Oh, it uh... it was me."

"If you help me win, I'll owe you one great big giant favor."

"I just never saw you as a... party type of person."

"I think you're bluffing." "Am I?"

"You are the last person I expected to have attended clown school. I figured your clownish nature was inherent in who you are."

"So, if you had to guess, who do you think is going to drunkenly confess their love for someone else at this party?"

"The year is over. Did you accomplish everything you hoped for?"

"I fucking hate balloons."

"What's the point of a fridge on the jet if not for a celebratory drink?"

"If we're stuck here all night, we might as well have fun."

"I love you. I do. But you are a terrible Santa."

"Next time, I'm in charge of the karaoke mic."

🎈Rules 🎁

The fic can be a Reader insert, an Original Character, a character/character ship, a platonic ship, or a Gen fic. It can feature any Criminal Minds character. AUs and crossovers are more than welcome.

Tag me in the fic, or send the link to me in a Direct Message. It can be already written, or you can write it for the challenge - I’m collecting both! You can also tag it “#mentioningmargins” which is a tag I track.

The fic can be any genre, but ONLY send me smut if your bio states you are 18+. I DO NOT WANT smut written by minors. Ever. At all. I will check. Platonic ships and pure, fluffy fics are 100% allowed.

Please include Content Warnings and a one-sentence Summary of the fic in your post.

#spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid fanfiction #criminal minds #criminal minds writing challenge #criminal minds prompts #cm fanfic #cm fanfiction #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds smut #emily prentiss #tara lewis #luke alvez #penelope garcia #aaron hotchner #matthew simmons #derek morgan #david rossi #jennifer jareau

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thatsadfem · 1 year

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Criminal minds sexuality head cannons

Spencer: obvious bisexual. definitely did something frisky with ethan and elle

JJ: bicurious. loves her husband but has had some suspicious thoughts about a SSA emily prentiss (she would never act on them tho, she loves her family)

Derek: also bicurious. woman lover but he is such a hoe that he has definitely considered getting down with a guy (also maybe reid has popped into his head a few times)

Emily: lesbian. obviously

Hotch: probably straight but he has had some gay thoughts that he doesnt know what to make of

Rossi: man's is very straight, but he probably experimented with men when he was young (lmao)

Luke: this man is so bisexual it hurts. he is very uncomfortable when he is with men but thats because he is super inexperienced

Tara: total lesbian.

Gideon: honestly, probably a demisexual man. he wouldnt know what demisexual means but i cant imagine his bird loving ass being super into sex

Elle: likely bicurious. for a "totally straight" girl, she spends a lot of time at lesbian bars

Alex (Blake): straight but she is no. 1 ally

Kate (Callaghan): i dont know whether it's because i'm a lesbian and i like having lesbian characters but kate is a lesbian in my eyes

Matthew: heterosexual man who loves his girlboss wife

#criminal minds #criminal minds headcanons #spencer reid #jennifer jareau #derek morgan #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #david rossi #luke alvez #tara lewis #jason gideon #elle greenaway #alex blake #kate callahan #matthew simmons #moreid #jemily

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elainiisms · 2 years

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criminal minds reboot i think emily prentiss should date a woman

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milfsincrime · 1 year

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hotch, to no one in particular: i keep getting these recurring headaches

*the entire team walks in*

hotch: my headache is back

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gone-to-fight-the-fairies · 2 months

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#criminal minds #dr spencer reid #emily prentiss #david rossi #dr tara lewis #matthew simmons #luke alvez #taylor swift

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piqtescue · 6 months

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this photo is so pure🥺😭❤️

#criminal minds #Spencer Reid #matt simmons #matthew simmons #matthew gray gubler #bau #behavioral analysis unit #criminal minds edit #cute spencer reid #Matt simmons edit #Spencer Reid edit

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spencersweatervest · 1 year

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emily: must be hard not being able to laugh

hotch: i do have a sense of humor you know

emily: i’ve never heard you laugh before

hotch: i’ve never heard you say anything funny

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #hotch #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotch #spencer reid #derek morgan #jennifer jareau #david rossi #jason gideon #elle greenaway #tara lewis #matthew simmons #matt simmons #penelope garcia #luke alvez

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scarlettdragnastan · 1 year

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(Not so incorrect) incorrect criminal minds quotes:

Luke: should we wait for backup?

JJ:

Luke:

JJ:

Luke: let’s go in

**** explosion every time

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panevanbuckley · 1 year

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#AND BEFORE ANYONE COMES FOR ME I AM DOING MY BELOVED WOMEN IN A SEPARATE POLL!!#there are simply too many of them all so i may as well give the girls a fair chance #and then i'll pit the two winners against each other #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #derek morgan #david rossi #jason gideon #mateo cruz #luke alvez #matthew simmons #polls #give me all the chaos. never mind all these brackets that makes it far too easy

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delulu-hours · 7 months

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Criminal Minds Masterlist

Derek Morgan

My Scholar

Derek's girl was his scholar. She was the perfect smart girl who always seemed to doubt her ability. So when she called, saying she had a possible theory to help with their case, he never once doubted her.

Together {1} {2} {3} {4} {5}

You had a big surprise for him. So when you and Derek go and visit his mother for her birthday, you figured it would be the best way to tell them. To tell his family; however, things don't go as planned when Derek gets arrested. Memories flood the both of you as you figured out how to fight this nightmare together.

Spencer Ried

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner

#masterlist #criminal minds masterlist #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #spencer ried #jason gideon #david rossi #jj #jenniffer jareau #emily prentiss #elle greenaway #matthew simmons #kate callahan #luke alvez

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ropoto · 1 year

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Math is the basis of all card games.

#jennifer jareau #matthew simmons #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #cm #cm 14x15

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imagining-in-the-margins · 2 months

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Hey friends! I’m trying to decide which Criminal Minds Writing Challenge I should host for the next two months, so I’ve decided to poll for interest. As mentioned above, please select the choice you’d like to write for, not the one you’d like to read. Also, keep in mind that I will be doing my best to ensure that each category has options for most people (For example, babyfic/pregnancy would include baby animals/adoption). I am always happy to let people stretch the limits of any trope (or outright invert it).

If you have any other questions or suggestions, let me know below!

#spencer reid #spencer reid fanfic #criminal minds #spencer reid smut #criminal minds smut #criminal minds fanfic #jennifer jareau #tara lewis #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #luke alvez #penelope garcia #emily prentiss #matthew simmons #criminal minds fic

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danielhenneygoogle · 3 months

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Daniel Henney as Matt Simmons

13.16 - "Last Gasp"

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the-invisible-queer · 10 months

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Matt Simmons being absolutely done with Linda Barnes

Criminal Minds - 13.15 Annihilator || 13.16 Last Breath

#Matt Simmons #Matthew Simmons #Criminal Minds #Daniel Henney

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