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ask-marios-apprentice · 8 months
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Prankster Comet chaos
Uh. Hi.
My name is Ricardo Experiencia
Unfortunately my son is unable to write here at the moment as he's currently dealing with something called a "Prankster Coment"
I'm not sure what that is.
But I this explanation online
"a prankster comet affects a person or location by altering them in some way."
I first noticed this when I went to the portal.
For some reason a toad was speaking backwards. Then one of those crocodile looking guys was on a street corner juggling fireballs. But then he was on fire for everywhere but his hands when a fireball landed on him.
Apparently one of those prankster comets landed here.
I thought this was some normal occurrence here.
I was at the castle garden to watch Garth do his training thing. For some reason Mario was running past me.
I tried asking him where was Garth. That was until another, purple Mario came by, and another and another.
Mario was being chased by these purple copycats.
Mario said. Sorry Ricardo. I'm a bit busy with the comet and can't stop running otherwise these guys will knock me out.
I decided to go wait for Garth since training was probably canceled. But he'd still probably want to come.
I was waiting in there living room.
It was really spacious.
For some reason there was a toad called toadsworth in a skateboarder get up.
I assumed it also affected by the comet.
But no.
The princess (who looks like she was a cake topper) explain that he was just probably going through a Mid life crisis. The last time that he got affected by a prankster comet, he just got red eyes.
Then a talking squid said that hm saying that something similar happened 4 years ago.
I decided to just go wait in the lobby with the two-dimensional receptionist.
Garth had finally come for his training.
But rather than being as usual talkative self.
He couldn't really see anything. Or emote for that matter
Or really even communicate.
Maybe It had something to do with the black bars over his eyes and mouth.
He also really couldn't write or type anything.
Anything he wrote was just kind of like these weird boxes.
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They look like these weird brackets.
There's actually just something that Garth texted me earlier in the day.
Mario then came by and shouted "oh no not you too Garth."
Mario couldn't stand still which was a bit nauseating to be honest. But for some reason I.
Well
I could not use the restroom.
Then again, what else is new.
The comet was affecting everyone.
Even humans but I thought we were immune to stuff like this.
One of the people there mentioned that it was a reality warping thing rather than fantasy or magic or whatever.
Mario decided to just give Garth a quick lecture or something on this and canceled training.
Me and him decided to just take chillax for the rest of the day.
We ended up going to see "The Blast and the Blurriest" movie. Then we went out to eat which was... Is disturbing the right word. My son has sensor bars thing on his face so that was kind of freaky.
After we ate. We kind of talked for a while.
I just spoke some stuff about how I'm kind of proud of him. He's growing up and changing.
Even if I couldn't see his face I think he really liked it.
I do have one question though. How come I wasn't affected.
Anyways I got to go.
Garth mite probably edit this. He wanted me to write for the post today for his blog thing.
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Garth tried typing this
Before I posted. But I don't know what it means.
Bye
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pinkmisspiggy · 2 years
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i want to read some more poetry like mary olivers stuff like. liiiiiiiiike symbolism present in the natural world stuff. say bee. say owl. say lake. say all that shit to me
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quadcrushuk · 2 years
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Leeds 99, watching your beater bubbling game against Stirling was the highlight of my day. You looked incredible doing it as well!
I'm not entirely sure we have a tagging precedent for double barrel surnames.
Also quid crush reminder to put your shirt number on quidditch scheduler!
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divorcetual · 7 months
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
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derangedrhythms · 9 months
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I was at peace before you came; why have you disturbed me? You have given me new wants and now you trifle with me as if my heart were as whole as yours [...]
Mary Shelley, from 'Matilda'
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dessertgeek · 5 months
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The Twitter Mari Lwyd sagas (2019)
So way back in 2019, @seananmcguire and @tkingfisher (and also later @kbspangler) got into a whole poetry/rap battle involving the poor Mari Lwyd (played by Seanan) just trying to get some cheese from Ursula's stores. This went on for a few years, and I can't find transcribed sources, only screenshots.
So, with X/Twitter being What It Is, I wanted a text source to exist. CW for food, alcohol, and all the caps, and full credit to the authors. If you want the original source it's here.
Seanan: WE'RE HERE TO SAY PLEASE WON'T YOU GIVE US SOME CHEESE SOME CHEESE AND SOME BRANDY OR PORT. THIS FESTIVE HORSE SKULL HAS BEEN SHOVED ON A POLE SO GRANT ME YOUR FINEST RETORT.
Ursula: BEGONE WITH YOUR POLE (YOU CAN LEAVE THE NEAT SKULL) DEMANDING MY FOOD IS EXTORTION FOR CHEESE IS QUITE DEAR AND WILL BE WORSE NEXT YEAR AND I CAN’T SPARE YOU EVEN A PORTION
Seanan: IF IT'S HEAD FOR A HEAD, I COULD TAKE YOURS INSTEAD, THAT SEEMS LIKE A TRADE THAT'S QUITE FAIR BUT DECAPITATION REQUIRES CONTEMPLATION, I'D RATHER THAT CHEESE OVER THERE.
Ursula: YOU COME ‘ROUND WITH THE BITS OF A HORSE THAT IS QUITS DEMANDING I GIVE YOU MY CHEDDAR BUT HEY, YOU HAVE SAID, AT LEAST IT’S NOT MY HEAD— I’M SUPPOSED TO THINK THIS IS BETTER!?
Seanan: I AM NOT A QUITTER, NO NEED TO BE BITTER, AND I'D TAKE YOUR GOUDA OR BRIE. YOU ASKED FOR MY HEAD, THINKING THAT SINCE I'M DEAD YOU COULD JUST KIDNAP PIECES OF ME. I HAVE INFINITE TIME AND THE PATIENCE TO RHYME AND I'LL STAND HERE LIMITLESSLY.
Ursula: AND WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT ON NOT-QUITE-LONGEST-NIGHT TO MAKE FREE WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S CHEESES? YOU THINK ‘COS YOU SHOW WITH A WEIRD SKULL IN TOW IT CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER IT PLEASES?
Seanan: THAT'S JUST WHAT I THINK, GIVE ME CHEESE, GIVE ME DRINK, AND I'LL NO MORE CAST DARK ON YOUR DOOR. I'M NO TINSEL OR TREE, I'M CELEBRATORY OF SURVIVAL ON HEATH AND IN MOOR.
Ursula: THERE’S NO HEATH AND NO MOOR BETWEEN HERE AND THE SHORE I COULD MAYBE GET YOU A BOG IN LIEU OF MY BRIE WHICH I’M HOARDING FOR ME WHAT IF—LOOK, SEANAN! A FROG!
Seanan: THAT WAS JUST DIRTY POOL, AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I CAN'T LEAVE AND COME BACK. NOW THERE'S MUD ON MY SHOES I WON'T LET YOU REFUSE THIS FESTIVE DIGESTIVE ATTACK.
Ursula: ALL’S FAIR, SO THEY SAY WHEN CHEESE IS IN PLAY ALTHOUGH I ADMIT TO DECEPTION WHILE YOU CHASED A FROG I SCARFED THAT CHEESE LOG AT PERSONAL COST TO DIGESTION
Seanan: THEN I'LL COME FOR YOUR BOOZE I'M NOT LONGING TO LOSE, AND THIS IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON. I'LL STAND HERE AND SING AS THE MORRIS BELLS RING AND YOUR GUTS CONTEMPLATE CHOOSING TREASON.
Ursula: I’VE NO BRANDY NOR GIN THE SCOTCH STORES ARE THIN BUT OF A SOLUTION I’M THINKIN’ THIS HOUSE’S LIBATION AGAVE’S CREATION WILL NEVERTHELESS GET YOU STINKIN’ IF IT’S BOOZE THAT YOU’RE FOR BONE HORSE FROM THE MOOR IT’S TEQUILA THAT WE WILL BE DRINKIN’
Seanan: WE'LL GET HAMMERED LIKE BOARDS WHEN THE LIQUOR GETS POURED, THEY'LL ASSEMBLE US LIKE WE'RE IKEA. THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO DO THAN START DRINKING WITH YOU. I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAME TO SEE YA.
Ursula: I LOVE EVERY ENTITY IN THIS BAR *falls down*
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wistfulwatcher · 1 year
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#pit girl identity confirmed #the only way mari would let misty get near the food #is if mari IS the food
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amarkofcain · 2 years
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she franken on my stein til i 'hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.'
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lavend3r-stardust · 5 months
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"hOLY SHIT- a lot is happening . . ."
"uuhhh . . . hi :3"
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clownsuu · 6 months
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Lovelie brain rot….so much lore
RAHH ,,,,, Anyways
Asking to go to Michaels is Equivalent to a prom-posal
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The random uprising of Lovelie content,,, Also finally a win for the lil guy?? (Besides their bank account-)
also bonus doodles!
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sea-of-yume · 3 months
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as much as you gush about your f/o, they do the same! whenever they're with their friends, they can't help but endlessly talk about you! the way they smile when they talk about you, the way their eyes light up when they think of you... they absolutely adore you. i hope you know that they love you, with all their heart
[proshippers get out of my sea, you're not welcome here]
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prokopetz · 2 months
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I need to subject everyone following this blog to exactly what CBC Radio thought was an appropriate wakeup call for everybody who had their alarm set to 7:15 this morning.
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you-cant-be-sirius · 7 months
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Sirius : Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Remus : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Sirius : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Marlene, on a walkie talkie to Mary: This is Marlene, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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mari-lair · 4 months
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Aidairo really said "Akane doesn't like the nursery", refused to elaborate, and then left. So all I can offer are headcanons.
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asoftepiloguemylove · 8 months
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제로베이스원 ZEROBASEONE In Bloom / Roxane Gay Strange Gods / Olga Broumas Love Lines; Beginning with O / Annie Hall (1977) dir. Woody Allen / Mary Oliver Wild Geese / Keaton St. James Two Boys / pinterest / エンティーム &TEAM Firework
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derangedrhythms · 9 months
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⁠— but how I wanted you.
⁠Mary Szybist, Granted; from 'Apology'
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