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The new dead ringers thing. Can die
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student-corner · 2 years
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Marvel Masterlist
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What Superhero Origin Stories I'd Like to See
Thor:
Unpopular Opinion on Thor the Dark World
Marvel Incorrect Quotes:
Riddler!Loki with Thor
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troythecatfish · 1 month
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Who else has gaslighted themselves denying they are mentally ill??? I know I haaaave 🙃
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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*Tony is helping Peter and Harley revise for a biology test*
Tony: How many bones does a mans hand have?
Peter: 27
Tony: yes!
Harley: 28 if your lonely
Peter: Or gay
Tony: ...I really want to laugh because that was fucking funny but Peppers gonna kill me if I encourage this behaviour
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TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)
✨Holiday addition✨
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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?
Peter: Fuck yeah,
Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.
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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?
Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.
Tony: Things-?
Peter: A train...
Tony: Oh-
Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...
Tony: Kid, that's kinda-
Peter: A bus...
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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.
Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-
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I don't know if anyone cares about this enough for it to happen, but I absolutely NEED a Marvel TV show about Yondu. Or just about the Ravagers in general. It could also show them raising young Quill and have some nice Yondu and Quill moments.
I just need more Yondu Udonta
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luciferslilith7 · 5 months
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Burdened with the glorious Purpose of being adorable <3
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lokidokieokie · 1 year
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A Clumsy Pursuit
Summary: Stephen wants to ask you out, but the universe seems to be against him.
Pairing: Stephen Strange x Receptionist!Fem!Reader
Warning(s): none really, fluff and humour
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Stephen had always been a man of precision and control. He could manipulate time, space, and reality with a flick of his wrist, but when it came to matters of the heart, he was completely clueless. That was until he met you, the receptionist at the Avengers Tower.
You were one of the few people in the tower who could make him feel at ease. You had a way of calming his nerves, and he found himself seeking your company more and more. He had never felt this way about anyone before--not even Christine--and it was a completely foreign feeling for him.
He had decided that he was going to pursue you. He had planned to take you out on a date, but things never seemed to go as planned. He was always so clumsy around you, and everything he did seemed to make you laugh.
One day, he had brought you a cup of coffee, but as he handed it to you, he spilled it all over your desk. You had just laughed it off, helping him clean up the mess. He had never felt so embarrassed in his life, but your laugh had made him feel a bit better.
Another time, he had tried to impress you by showing off his levitation skills, but he ended up losing control and crashing into a bookshelf. You had rushed over to make sure he was okay, and once again, you had laughed it off.
Despite all his clumsy attempts, he never gave up. He was determined to win your heart. He had finally mustered up the courage to ask you out, but just as he was about to speak, he accidentally tripped over his own feet and stumbled into you.
You had caught him, and he looked up at you, feeling mortified. But then, you had smiled at him, and he felt like everything was going to be okay.
"Stephen, I think you're adorable," you said. "And I'd love to go out with you."
He felt like he was on top of the world. He couldn't believe that you had agreed to go out with him. He grinned from ear to ear, feeling like he was finally getting the hang of this whole romance thing.
As you walked away, he couldn't help but feel a sense of gratitude wash over him. He knew that he had a lot to learn when it came to love, but he was willing to do whatever it took to make you happy.
He had finally found the missing piece to his life, and it was all thanks to you.
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A/N I'm back baby!
🏷 @thewaithfuckingannoyme @evelyn-kingsley @moonlight-ee  @ironstrange1991 
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troythecatfish · 1 month
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Stephen: wow you really yeet that criminal
Tony & Peter: *visibly shocked*
Peter: no wait it’s yeeted in past tense-
Tony: Peter don’t encourage him-
Stephen: you can conjugate it?
Peter: if it been done to you, you were yooted, it’s actually a much debated-
Tony: I’m literally begging you to stop-
Stephen: no wait, let him finish
Peter: Past? Yeeted. Doing? Yeet. Done? Yoot.
*shoots tony a look*
Peter: Hotel? Trivago
Tony: how was that so perfectly orchestrated?!
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24kjaylin · 4 months
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