#man. fuckin sucks when characters don't have second names. this is all the tagging i can do for now lol
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Well that's a take.
wha-
@watchingtheearthrise
Are you… defending Antis, as the name implies people who are negatively against a thing, because they’re ‘not as privileged’ as... reylos?
For fucking real?
Do you think reylos are born with silver spoons in their mouths? Do you think we have some kind of societal leg up because we like a fucking ship?
It's not because we're overwhelmingly white that's for fucking sure, because I already covered that conversation
Twice now
with charts and everything
since some people here can't fucking read.
How, God fucking bless us all, do you type all that out with zero awareness?
Can you not put 2 and 2 together to figure out why people who passionately love things have more love in their lives as a whole? Is that wisdom lost to you?
Fortune and privilege have Absofuckinglutly Nothing to do with fandom and how passionately you as a individual interact with it.
You're so fucking close, I swear to fucking God. If I had a soul you'd be crushing it.
Here you are, taking Your sweet precious time, time You'll never get back in your life, time You'll look back on unfondly because you're about to get your ass chewed straight fucking through, time out of Your day to make this post defending people who passionately hate things and how they might have it worse than someone else, unaware the reason that group might have things worse is because they Actively Choose To Hate Things And Make It Other People's Problem.
Well I don't fucking know brah, maybe when you're not a fucking needless cockwaffle to people good things are more likely to happen to you?
And you know what? Yeah. Bad things do happen to good people.
But shitty things happen to shitty people more.
You can live your life being a fucking asshole because you'd mad about X or Y or whatever the fuck, or you can take all that energy you were going to spend on hating something and instead pick literally anything else to put it into.
You seem like you like Finnrey? Have you perhaps considered taking all that time you spent being an anti reyo and instead putting it back into your own fandom?
I assure you with every ounce of blood running through my slow beating reptilian heart,
The reylos will not fucking stop you.
If you’re disadvantaged because you hate a fucking ship, that’s on you mate.
Last time I checked it takes zero effort to not be a prick to people minding their own goddamn shit in their own fucking spaces and it’s you taking time out of your day to be mindless cunt to those people who had the misfortune of noticing a canon ship as loudly broadcasted as REYLO was in the new Star Wars movies as if The Last Jedi which might as well be called ‘Reylo, the goddamn movie’ isn't a whole ass movie in this trilogy.
Rey and Ben sit in a hut and talk about their feelings in front of each other then hold hands. Did she do that with Finn? No?
Well that sucks. Go draw some fanart and fix it. Go write some fanfiction where Kylo Ren's asshole explodes through his mouth and Rey and Finn fuck on his bloodied corpse. Whatever makes you fucking happy man. Why the fuck are you in the anti reylo tag about it? The antis ain't gonna help you with this problem that's for fucking sure.
We get it. You don't like Ben, but you know something?
If I had any anti-Finn content-
Not that I do because I'm not a fucking asshole and actually like Finn as a character quite a bit, most reylos do or else he wouldn't so regularly be featured as a predominate character in most reylo fanfictions
-I wouldn't post it to the anti-Finnrey tag.
You know... I'll be honest I don't see reylos posting in anti-finnrey spaces, isn't that fucking weird to you?
Is that even a thing? Gimme a second.
Uhh no in fact all of the top posts are in fact anti reylos, the few reylos who do show up in the listing is me talking about how finnreys sure like to harass reylos and one other person who posted twice to the tag to comment on how they get harassed by finnreys a lot.
Guys I'm fuckin' buggin' here.
No. I’m not going to consider the feelings of the group of people who this this kind of harassment is allfuckingright:
All of these posts were gathered in only 2 days after that ghost guy dropped that bombshell that he *gasps!* liked reylo.
Not to mention that absolute plethora of antis who have been harassing members of this fandom constantly and consistently for the past 7 years.
I don't know much but I feel like that takes a lot of time and effort.
Like this one who has been at it since 2016.
Or this one who has been harassing members of this fandom since 2018.
Or this one who has an alarming 260 posts dedicated to being an anti reylo, someone who I can only assume has way more fucking time on their hands than I or you or anyone else in this fandom does that's for fucking sure and has been doing this horseshit since 20motherfucking17.
Or this sock filled with crusted jizz who has been at it since 2018 and thinks it's alright to mock artist and likes to send death threats.
Real fuckin' classy.
Speaking of death threats!
I've never told anyone to go fucking die because they like a fictional ship.
That's very fucked up.
If anyone here has more time than they know what to fucking do it with it's antis who not only think it's perfectly normal to spend this amount of time and effort on something they hate but can't fucking help but insert themselves into a space they don't fucking belong in to start with.
And were the fuck do you get off?
Bitch, do you fucking think I sit on my ass 24/7 and dedicate all my increasingly little spare time to a fucking fandom? Do you think I have literally nothing better to do in my day than to dedicate it fandom shit? Goddamn do I fucking wish. Honestly in the making of this post I came to realize how little time I’m actually able to set aside for this one guilty pleasure but I can’t scroll through my own fucking tag for one single day without seeing one or two of you chucklefucks posting in a tag you don’t belong or even want to be in to ‘own the libs’ or whatever the fuck your aim here is.
Reylos come in all shapes and sizes and ages, most of us being around 20 which means the vast majority are in school AND working jobs WHILE ALSO writing fanfiction so fucking steamy it’d make a sailor blush on top of working their asses off to stay afloat in this capitalistic hellscape we all live in.
Antis who go to school and work jobs ain't fucking special mate. Do you think reylos don't do anything else all day but daydream about Ben Solo banging Rey? Bitch, we go to school just like everyone else. We got jobs like everyone else. We have families we spend our time with. We live our lives as completely and happily as we can just enjoying a ship/fandom and astoundingly we do it without being a hateful fuck to people in other fandoms, ain't that fuckin' wild?
All it takes is not interacting with the fandom you don't like.
It ain't that fucking hard.
My heart don’t fucking bleed over the anti who’s on hard times. You don’t have my fucking sympathy when you made the decision to be an asshole.
I know a lot of real people who have it a lot worse then the antis who are just mad their ship isn't fucking canon and those real people bitch a lot less.
Do you think the reylos were immune to the pandemic? Do you think we live on a fucking island far away from all the regular troubles of a normal world? We were affected by this shit too. Antis ain’t singularly suffering do to pandemic issues, we all are you daffy fuck.
Aww, you had to work during the pandemic? Well bitch, so did I. I've been working since I was 16. Some jobs I fucking hated and I left them for jobs I didn't hate so much.
Motherfucker, I work for a Dildo Company. Do you even fully understand just how busy shit got for us when lockdown started? All these horny people who were banging lots of people every week were suddenly Not and I can tell you right now they filled that void with dildos.
You've been busy the past 2 years? Congrats.
So has everyone else. The world is melting around us. Eggs cost 10 dollars a dozen. Rent in most places in the US is 1,000 dollars a month. Everything sucks and, you know, we try to make it suck a little less by not actively being assholes to strangers on the internet.
I know at least five reylos in my personal bubble who are married with children. How much goddamn time do you think they have to set aside for the hobby they love between raising kids during a pandemic while also working a full time job because we live in a world where a single person working can't afford rent, much less a house?
And wouldn't you fucking know it? They manage all of that without being absolute douche canoes to people in fandom because instead of hating shit they choose to love things.
Reylos out here doing God’s fucking work and dedicating what I can only assume is also minimal time into what is probably only one of their many hobbies while also managing to put their whole fucking pussies into the fandom they choose. These artists out here making fanfiction, fanart, metas, being betas for fic writers, commenting on fics they like, affirming fellow content creators, podcasts, merch, or doing as little as just talking about the fandom they love here on dumblr dot com in the fucking tag they belong in.
You don't need to spend money to enjoy fandom, you do understand that right? There is a plethora of way to enjoy fandom without spending a dime.
You know what?
I'll show you real quick just how easy it is to be a active member of a fandom with minimal time and zero money.
This is a reylo fic by the writer secretreylotrash called 'The Trail Bride' It's a western/Oregon trail AU and the smut in it is just Top Fucking Tier.
God Fucking Bless This Author.
It's actually on my re-read list after I clear out a few other fics with shorter chapter counts.
There. Took me 2 minutes, didn't cost a fucking thing, and I've already done more good for my fandom than you being an anti has ever fucking accomplished in the past 7 years of your life.
I am hardly fucking privileged. I work hard at my job to afford the thing I have and what I have is by no fucking means ‘nice and new’. Making dicks is fulfilling work (huehue) but not the highest paying work.
I am not a stranger to flee markets and secondhand stores.
I’ve never owned a new couch.
I grow a garden in the summer to keep food costs down. I forage around my neighborhood for free food (chickweed is fucking delicious. Last year we found a puffball growing in a neighbor’s yard and made puffball parmesan with it. Ate off that for 3 days.) and free shit in people’s trashcans.
The flooring in my house is currently wood particle board because we haven't been able to afford new flooring since we moved in 2 years ago. When shit breaks around here, I fucking fix it because I can’t afford to pay someone else to do it that’s for goddamn sure. I learned from youtube how to do plumbing because when we first moved into our house there was a horrible leak the last owner just never fucking bothered to fix so now I’m also going to have to learn a little carpentry to fix the damage it did. I have 2 cars and both of them are over 20 years old and I’m the person who keeps them running because I’ve been ripped off by different mechanics in this town one too many times and now I just don’t trust anyone but myself to work on them.
I work a full time job five days a week.
Not even 9 to 5, more often 9 to 6:30/7 if your time management is shit (mine is) as once you get a pour going you’re at the whims of the Silicone Gods because fun fact about silicone; The moment you add part B into liquid silicone you got about an hour to get that shit mixed, degassed, and poured into whatever dick shaped object you got planned or else you’re going to end up with 230 ounces of quickly hardening product that will soon become so unworkable you’ll have no choice but to throw it out, and platinum grade silicone ain’t fucking cheap. Once silicone is cured, that’s it. You can’t uncure it and start again. It can get nerve racking and it takes months to figure out how to pour it right, years to learn how to pour it well.
Some of the toys we offer, just the one dildo, is 8 pounds of material or more. Wet silicone has the consistency of room temp honey, it's not easy to mix and you have to mix it fully or it won't cure correctly.
And don't get me started on that math! We offer 3 types of firmness and all three requires a different math formula, not to mention the pigment math which is entirely different and very small and precise.
You need to understand at least basic color theory to do the pigments correctly in this job.
It is a physically and mentally demanding job.
Another fun fact about silicone, it will destroy your clothes. If you get so much as a drop on clothing you can just enjoy your forever stain now because that shit ain’t ever coming out. You don’t know how many shirts and pants I’ve lost to the Silicone Gods.
Clothing I have to pay for.
But despite all that, I am very dedicated to my job. If I removed all my other numerous hobbies and just focused on the job that pays for my food, house, and transportation you would be fucking shocked by how much XP I’ve banked into it.
Here, lemme show you something I’m really proud of. Now I did have to crop it because I’m not going to lie, it’s a dick, but this is my job and this is what I do. And I’m fucking good at it.
This was a commission by a customer based on this piece of delftware:
This motherfucker took me Two Whole Goddamn Days to finish. And not regular 9 to 6:30 days either, I had to stay late to finish this beautiful little fuck so in reality those two days were more like 9 to 8.
Another fun fact, the mold I was painting into was almost this same exact shade of blue. This was a very hard project but goddamnit if the work don’t speak for itself. And this toy wouldn’t look this fucking good if it wasn’t for the incredible amount of time and effort I’ve put into learning how to do this shit.
Painting silicone is hard, so hard there isn’t many other creators out there who do it because your odds of fuckups (air bubbles, delamination, whatever you painted simply not curing, etc) is astronomically high Unless you know what you’re doing.
I’ve painted so many toys. One time I painted a double ended horse dick up with galaxies all over it, it was fucking stunning. I’ve done the Arizona tea can a few times now. Some years ago I did a ‘fruit set’ where I hand painted a bunch of different toys up like pineapples, kiwi, dragon fruit, watermelons, stawberries, just a whole bunch of them and they sold out instantly. These days every orca coming out of our shop is hand painted by me personally.
And that isn’t even to fucking say shit about my other hobbies.
My first love; art. I love to draw. I’ll draw anything that involves an alligator, memes, or reylo. I’ve been drawing since I was a child and while I’m by no means the best at it, I ain’t half bad. You can tell what I’m drawing is and that’s all we can ask for. Honestly being in the reylo community has helped my art out a ton. I mean look at this improvement from just 2018 to 2022!
I know you don’t give a single fuck about reylo but this is a marked improvement over such a short period of time and I have this fandom to thank for that.
I will carry this improvement to other arts. Everything I learn at this cornerstone informs every single other skill I learn. If I didn't care about it so much I wouldn't work so hard to do better at it.
Who the fuck are you to judge the media I choose to get there?
Now onto my second love; carving. I can carve anything. Bone, horn, wood, stone, glass, terricatta, ceramic, fuckit man you name it I can carve it. I’ve been doing this since I was a teenager using just the most absolute shit quality 50 dollar harbor freight flexshaft dremel that would get so fucking hot after an hour of use I had to wear mechanic gloves just to hold the hand bit. And that’s what I learned on, sitting out in a freezing garage in the dead of winter while my toes froze off and my hand burns to numb because I just wanted to put a few more hours into that fucking sweet raccoon skull I’ve been working on for the past 3 years.
And my third passion; plants.
I have so many fucking plants that most of my evenings after work are spent dealing with all these verdant assholes. Allow me to show you just the very few I have in my collection:
And this ain’t all of them. I have more outside and yet still more at work. My summer is so full of just taking care of plants that honestly it’s shocking I even find time for fandom. These adorable little fucks bring me so much joy though and the effort shows. They’re all so productive I’ve been able to make a little side money by buying cheapo bowls and pots from Goodwill, popping a few weep holes into them with the dremel, and selling them at the local farmer’s market. They’re cute as fuck yo.
I’m an avid knitter. I regularly knit on the way to and from work and give the hats and gloves away to family and friends as I finish them.
I love to braid these little glass vases that you can put a plant into and hang from your window, they’re a ton of fun to make, they reuse jars that would otherwise get thrown away, and they’re beautiful to boot.
I can sew and regularly mend mine and other people’s clothing on my machine which was a hand-me-down from my mother. She kept the nice one.
I love to cook and bake treats for everyone at work to enjoy.
I can do embroidery, needle felting, woodworking, car maintenance, house maintenance, sculpting, fictional writing, and wouldn't you fucking know it?
I can do all of these things without being a heartless fuck to other people in fandoms.
And on top of all this shit that keeps my life so full, I have a loving partner who cares about all of these interests to the point he happily feeds into them. He genuinely loves me and I genuinely love him. I spend probably the most time out of my day with him since we work and live together. Either we’re hanging out at work or on the couch after we’ve finished dinner to watch a movie or youtube or chilling in the bedroom while he reads to me as I draw on him or we have sex sex.
Mmm, the sex.
He is patient and kind and I couldn’t ask for a better person to spend my days with and I hope beyond hope I'm able to spend many more with him.
And after that, only after all of that other shit along with a few extra hobbies I just didn't feel the need to add to this already lengthy post, does reylo take a priority in my life. So little of my time and effort is even spent on this one thing that brings me such intense joy that it makes me kinda sad I don’t have more free time to dedicate to it.
I am going to judge antis and do so very openly because if you feel like antis, people who harass and threaten other people for just being in a fucking fandom, have it tough?
I fucking hope they do.
I hope their lives are long and filled to the fucking brim with distress and heartache. I have so many hobbies and interests and loves in my life that someone dedicating the fleeting time they have in this wonderful world filled with things begging to be explored and loved chooses instead to make people feel bad for enjoying romance and community and art can just go live the worst fucking lives for all the fucks I don’t give.
Maybe if they spent a little less time being hateful fucks they wouldn’t have it so tough.
Karma is a bitch you know.
Cheers.
Now get the fuck outta the tag.
#Anti talk#reylo#Hey reylos you remember all those handouts you got for being a reylo?#Was the 'handouts' being ostracized from Star Wars communities?#That's a shit handout if I'm honest.
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Interview Music Tag Game
this is such a cool concept?? thank you @messrsage for tagging me i love this
RULES: Put your playlist on shuffle. For each of the 10 interview questions, select a lyric from the random song that comes up (skip if there aren’t any lyrics and make sure to drop the name of the song in your interview answer).
im also doing my on repeat playlist and just gonna hope that not too many french songs come up cause my french sucks but ive been listening to my french song playlist a lot recently for writing so theres definitely songs in here lmao
1. First off, how would you describe yourself in one sentence?
And she laughed when he asked if his head seemed alright, singing
"I've seen the bright sides my whole lovely life"
(northern star - dom fera)
2. What kind of [insert zodiac sign are you?
Je suis cachée au bord des larmes.
Je suis la reine des drames.
(anxiété - pomme)
(here we already go with the french oops, i also am very much not sure how to answer the question in general)
3. You’re visiting your favorite spot, what are you thinking about?
The wind is a-pounding on my back
(Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery)
4. If your life was a movie, what do you think the first review would say about it?
I'm lovin' the dread
(Necromancin Dancin - Bear Ghost)
(Honestly this one was difficult to choose from every second line would have fit great)
5. Say you get a book deal, what are you titling your memoir?
Love me dead
(Love Me Dead - Ludo)
6. What would you say about your best friends?
the strangers in my backseat, they remind me of you
(Cleopatra - The Lumineers)
7. Think back to when you had everything all figured out in high school, what was your life motto as a teenager?
Monsters must be people too
(Yes, to Err is Human, So Don't Be One. - Will Wood)
(Man this song is wasted on teenager me all those lines are just for now me)
8. Describe your aesthetic now:
Looking to find the fountain of infinite mirror
(Murders - Miracle Musical)
(again fuckin difficult because the aesthetic im drawn to vs the aesthetic thats mine are on exact opposite ends of a spectrum. foggy graveyard murders vs sunshine and mismatched socks)
9. What’s a lyric that they’ll quote in your eulogy?
Tu diras au revoir à ta mère, elle qui t'idéalise
(Tous les mêmes - Stromae)
10. And for our final question, say we believe in soulmates, what do you think their first impression of meeting you will be?
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
(The Main Character - Wil Wood)
no pressure tag: @iceprinceofbelair @strwbi-laces @killianthefirst @ye-olde-trojan-horse @marbleliberty and anyone else who wants to, pls say i tagged you i genuinly want to see yall do it
#will wood lyrics are too fuckin good how am i ever meant to pick any of them#also this doesnt seem super representative of my music taste#its just will wood and french songs where are all the james playlist songs what#where is all the mika and queen#i definitely left too many comments under the songs im sorry for ruining the point of the tag game#tagged
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