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without a doubt my brain will make anything about star trek
#looking at my own poetry that is not about star trek: yknow. this is just like those ppl in star trek#sorry i have daforge on the brain😔 second chance / i came back to life / i cant handle losing you again / you made me a better person /#AND OFC. the old man yaoi of it all
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ash’s froakie’s backstory is so good… its like an evolution of the snivy plotline except they actually did something with it
#its a good backstory and it sets up the bond between it and ash really well#and its similar to the ‘’starter gets abandoned’’ thing but isnt just that again#yknow. another thing ill defend as someone who didnt care for this arc is ash-greninja#yeah it has issues and is weirdly framed in the story and really shouldve just been a mega#but also like…. man greninja getting a new form for itself thats a culmination of its bond w ash#when we know it had disdain for trainers before? poetry.#also froakies my fave kalos starter so im biased#echoed voice#pokeani lb
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I started writing an essay in the tags of a post that was not strictly related to this topic but started getting me thinking and realized I should just. Make my own post about this because I have kind of been sitting on this frustration for a while? And mmmm idk how to feel about this.
(For the record, the post that inspired this is this one.)
I want to make it clear UPFRONT that I am not knocking on ANYONE's interpretations of NHS or about having gender headcanons about a character in general. I think people can headcanon NHS as whichever gender they like because those interpretations are fun and exciting and I like to read about those too.
What I have been getting progressively iffy on, and am not entirely clear on how to express until I came across the above post is the idea that 'NHS is femme-coded because he has femme-coded hobbies' or 'NHS is very gender/gender nonconforming because he likes to paint and doesn't like exercise/practice his saber' or 'NHS is not very masc in comparison to his brother and people in his society put him down/are irritated with him/react to him differently because his gender presentation is more femme.'
And I think what's always kind of boggled me about interpretations like these that I've mentioned above is because...
Hobbies like keeping birds* and painting and calligraphy and poetry** and being well dressed and fashionable*** were strongly masculine coded scholar gentry hobbies for bored rich men**** in historical China. People react to NHS they way they do in text (at least from what I can understand of the social norms of the MDZS jianghu) because NHS is determined to be a particularly foppish dandy and also yknow, actively wailing about his many problems.
So, I think the tldr of this is that: NHS can be interpreted as whatever gender people would like! But his society and his peers and the other characters are not reacting to him in a certain way because he's femme-coded, they're reacting to him that way because he's an irritating asshole and kind of foppish (affectionate)
*keeping birds (as pets and not like, just raptors for hunting) was a rich man's hobby in Ancient China from at least the Zhou dynasty, though which birds were popular as pets (everything from parrots to orioles) differed depending on the dynasty, but the Ming and Qing dynasties were extremely big on pet birds in rich people's houses in particular.
**it is unclear if NHS is particularly good at say, painting or calligraphy OR poetry but the point is that he appears to like these things
***men's fashion has been a wild beast throughout the ages both in the east and the west, and men have done things for fashion like wearing gaudy archer's rings to show off archery skills they didn't have, high heels, Song dynasty men wore flowers in their hair, and my own personal unfavorite: the Qing Dynasty queue.
****the four gentlemanly arts were for example: qin qi shu hua -- playing the qin (music), weiqi (Go if you want to use the Japanese name for the game), shu (calligraphy), and hua (painting). See brief wikipedia summary about the four arts here. There were different things also included in the education of an aristocratic gentleman in pre-imperial China but we have no time to delve into that in this post. HMU for more info if you want it because I love to talk about historical things.
#nie huaisang#meta#my meta#again I'm not trying to say don't headcanon him a certain way#headcanon him whatever way you like!!!!#I too LOVE a good gender exploration#but people canonically react to him the way they do because he's IRRITATING AS FUCK (affectionate)#and not bc his hobbies are gnc#they're actually really gender conforming 😔😔😔
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thinking thoughts about yamato being wano's guardian deity due to his fruit/wanting to protect and love wano due to his admiration and looking up to oden (and just generally being a cool guy but yknow ehat I'm talking about). and him being kaido's son. i just. THE FACT THAT THE SON OF THE MAN WHO BROUGHT THE COUNTRY TO RUIN IS THE MAN WHO BOTH BY DESTINY AND CHOICE IS THE PROTECTOR OF THAT PLACE.
i could go on for hours about this they make me sick poesia portada al 100000% imo
Yamato is such a beautifully written character. I will never get tired of saying that. He's so, so well developed throughout Wano and I love every second we have of him. People keep criticizing it because they always turn his admiration for Oden into a discourse (something that is just dumb and people keep making transphobic comments about it when the story makes clear he's man, but okay) and I'm tired of them ignoring the poetry of it all. The son of the man who brought Wano to ruins, a kid who has never been free, finding hope and his destiny in the man his father despises and killed because he wanted his country to be free. It's just beautiful how Yamato goes against his abusive dad's desires and decides he wants to follow freedom instead, having Oden as a reference so much he wants to be him. Not to mention the conversation he has with Ace about not having to follow his father or loving him if he doesn't want to. It's such a powerful message, honestly. You don't have to love your blood or follow its steps if you don't want to. You can be free. Yamato literally goes against everything Kaido is and wants to be the man he despises the most. That's like, the peak of freedom when it comes to abused children. I understand why he wants to stay in Wano because it needs protection and because he wants to do what Oden did, but I can't wait for Yamato to actually join the Strawhats (because I'm confident he will someday) and start his journey. He means a lot to me and I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way.
#yamato my beloved i love you#he's such an enjoyable and interesting character#one piece#yamato one piece
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This will more than likely be the last one of these I have. So, for the last time, here is my live reaction to the final season of TMA. These will be in no particular order because ice been listening to it over the span of a couple of weeks. I only listen to it at work.
TMA S5 Spoilers ahead
The cabin episode made me so sad. The eyepocolypse had even taken away their domestic bliss
I really don't remember the trenches that well. It's not a fear of mine, so it didn't shake me or stick well enough. Still good tho
The sickness episode sent me right back to senior year of highschool. I had to take a minute KXNSKXN
REVOLUTIONS WAS AMAZING I LOVED THE POETRY AND THE ACENGING OF SASHA BY KILLING NOT!SASHA. I love it.
At first I thought the worms was about Jane again but I was very wrong. It was a very interesting take!
Curiosity made me incredibly sad. I feel bad for Eric, Micheal, and Sarah(? Trinity? I don't remember. She was set on fire by a desolation avatar I think)
Also: Gertrude x Agnes perhaps???? Or at least solemn pinning? Maybe I just think it's slightly tragic to make it so and sometimes angst is good yknow?
Roots was ok, but the only part that stuck out to me was the jealous Martin scene. I listened to it like 3 times. I kept rewinding it just to list to it.
Fire Escape was SO good! It gave me a kind of manic energy as I listened to the descriptions of the fire.
Martin in the Lonely again made me cry. That's it.
"Who's this? Your boyfriend?" "Yes actually." "Oh...so is there anyway this doesn't end in me dead?"
The Basira and Daisy stuff actually did make me feel bad for Basira. Like, it's the apocalypse and she's having a whole ass crisis.
SALESA WAS INCREADIBLE
I wonder how he faked his death... man is talented and smart, I'll give him that
Skipping ahead to Martin's domain. Loved that. My boy isn't strictly human and I love that he can't deny that fact anymore.
Martin: Something something "one of you"
Jon, being a smug theater kid bastard boy: "One of us."
Like I heard that and I imagined him smirking ominously and gesturing with both his hands
He sounded so pleased that his boyfriend, as miniscule a role it had or that martin had, was like him, and I love that for him
I'm so glad Melanie and Georgie are happy. Though, the cult does weird me out (cults give me the heebie jeebies. It was a very nice touch!)
They deserve nice things.
Also, my favorite of the Cult members was Anil's character. I can't remember his name right off the top of my head, but he was wonderful. Anil did amazing with that little cameo/role
The scene where's he's arguing with Martin reminds me of that Jojo meme with jotoro and dio, but instead of stands they have their poetry clutched tight in their fists
"I dont need a poet." No, Jon, because you already have one. His name is Martin
Of course Jon gets trapped in the ocean when he doesn't have big string martin to row him out of it XD
SOMEWHERE ELSE SOMEWHERE ELSE SOMEWHERE ELSE
Annabelle Cane is wonderful, I'm so glad Jon didn't kill her. She's so chummy with Martin up until she has to be a dramatic villain and I love that for her!
The ladder episode made me grin like a maniac manly because I would be the Martin in that situation. I love the feeling of falling/floating, but I hate actually getting myself to fall. I physically can't do it. I can barely dive into the lake from my papaw's boat
Martin, there are thousands of fanfics that dive into you two getting together without the trauma. Don't even.
NO JON THE PLAN
Hey, real elias! That's where him being a stoner comes from! Because he is one! Nice.
I love og Elias, and I would protect him with my life I don't care.
Oh wait it was just Magnus dreaming
JON NO THE PLAN FUCKING HELL
I almost cried when Martin was yelling at Jon. The boys are fighting
THE KISS HOLY SHIT ALEX SAKD THEY WOULDNT KISS THEY KISSED AH
They're somewhere else being happy and domestic now you can't change my mind
#basira hussain#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#mag 200#tma s5#tma s5 spoilers#melanie king#georgie#their cult ig#mikaele salesa#alice daisy tonner#jonmartin#somewhere else#annabelle cane
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forgot to post this doodle SAY HELLO to the shittiest bbc ghosts/mcyt au ever conceived, thankyou @/luigra for helping hehe
i have A LOT to say so its going under the cut this is soso silly
basic bbc ghosts plot: A young woman inherits a huge mansion estate in england from a dubious familial connection and moves in with her husband. They plan to renovate the manor and guesthouses to make into a hotel/venue, but when she falls out a window and almost dies, she comes back to life with the ability to See Ghosts. With the house being very historic, there are quite a few interesting characters (the falling out the window thing might be their fault, actually). Hijinks ensue.
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CLEO: Cleo is the Allison of the story, she inherits the house and falls out the window, now.. undead(?) they can see and interact with the cast of Ghosts they’re now stuck with. Making ZombieCleo one of the Alive characters was too funny, sorry.
SCOTT: Scott is Mike!! Cleo’s best friend/partner/chosen soulmate (like in double life), he Cannot see the ghosts but completely trusts they exist.
They get up to various antics as they try to renovate and market the place, usually while being hindered or helped by the ghosts. I haven’t thought of a good pun on the name Button House yet though..
The ghosts are not all from any specific series, but a selection of ghosts/dead characters from multiple mcyt sources ^^
JOE: Joseph Hills takes the role of Thomas Thorne. He is a dramatic regency era poet who mostly follows Cleo around, trying to impress her with his… unique poetry, that was considered before his time. Their ghost theming comes from Beetlejhost of course.
RANBOO: Ronald Booth is Pat, a 1980’s Scout Leader. To be honest, this is just because Ranboo is very associated with the 80’s aesthetic and can fit the silly yes-man subordinate role, and of course was a ghost on the dsmp (Boo).
BDUBS: Bdubs is Robin!! A caveman who lived on the land well before the house was built. He’s seen it all, which fits Bdubs’ storyteller theme!! This is also just a fun visual choice because instead of wearing animal furs he gets to wear a big mossy coat. He also talks in a quite a unique and funny way which could replace how Robin talks like. Yknow, a Caveman. There was also a tiny bit in.. last life? Where bdubs was a ghost? (We were running out of ghosts at this point.)
SLIME: Charles Slime is Humphrey Bone, a headless tudor nobleman!!! Slime has a pretty constant track record of dying dramatically in mcyt (dsmp, epic smp, slimecicle cinematic universe) hence getting to be a ghost here. He has a lot of comedy that i think fits pretty well with being a ghost and with the visual humour of having your body separate to your head <3
FLIPPA: Juanaflippa as Jemima!!! I had to get one of the Eggs in here, even if i dont know much about qsmp at this point its just too perfect for one of them to be Jemima, since we have Charlie why not have Juanaflippa ^^ This can fit the common bbc ghosts fanon of Humphrey being found family for Jemima, with Charlie and Flippa’s father-daughter relationship. Creepy little singing ghost girl!!!
QUACKITY/MEXICAN DREAM: Yeah ok we were really running out of mcyt ghosts at this point, if you dont know anything about the dsmp you would probably think im making this up- uh, quackity plays him, he died and became a very prominent dsmp ghost. He takes the role of Julian as a 90’s politician character (like quackity/md in el rapids etc) here. I GUESS.
GHOSTBUR: Im pretty sure that while alive Kitty didnt blow up a country or whatever but the innocent and kind character of ghostbur fits the role of Kitty pretty well, with both having poor/inaccurate memories of their lives and being very sweet. A georgian noblewoman! Instead of Kitty he’d be called Willy or something. That way one of the ghosts can still have an innuendo name. Thats important.
JIMMY: Jimmy (James) as Mary. A stuart era peasant who got burned in the witch trials. He could still have the power to make people smell smoke, i think it fits the canary thing a bit. AND SPOILERS FOR BBC GHOSTS, Mary being the First Ghost of the main group to get.. sucked away is just too perfect. While never explicitly being a Ghost, Jimmy has such a connection to death that i think im justified.
PIX: Pixie as Fanny!!! He used to own the house many years ago and is now a ghost that really wants it to be perfectly historically preserved. Pix was a ghost in empires s2 and an archeologist who wanted to preserve history of course, so this fits the really proper and old fashioned personality of Fanny pretty well. Also her love of animals fits pix having the ghost cat and the dodos…
SCHLATT: Schlatt as The Captain, a repressed gay ww2 Captain who never actually saw any combat. He can fit the leader role that the Captain does, especially the fact that he just assumes himself the leader, and the others kind of don't take him seriously. Schlatt was a ghost, Glatt, on the dsmp! He will be a bit less.. nice? Than the bbc ghosts captain, but could still have a good bit of development.
bonus convex as the plague ghosts, vex are kind of ghosty, right?
#art#au#mcyt#bbc ghosts#SORRY TO fans of either of these that dont know what the other is#but these r like two of my favourite medias#the thing about all the bbc ghosts characters (most brit comedy characters actually) is that they are all terrible#in their own special ways. So when i assign a mcyt to a character.. it is only out of love <3#dream smp#<- for blacklist
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THINKING ABOUT LOUALPH SO MUCH IM GONNA KILL AND DESTROY. loualph hcs long-ish post because otherwise ill start beating up my laptop I NEED EVERYONE TO STOP MISCHARACTERIZING THEM RIGHT NOWWWWW YOU DONT NEED TO DO THAT TO SHIP THEM!!! ok im normal.
louie and alph are both ace, neither has actually come out to the other they dont even talk about it they just dont think abt that side of relationships or have any desire to it at all. like they just forget it exists do u get me
like many(?) loualph shippers i also believe they became friends and then grew feelings because alph pulled all nighters to work on the ship/take notes etc. and louie was the only other person awake to talk to.
^^ alph talks about his family and how he got into engineering etc and louie just kind of listens. he chimes in with a word or two now and then when something catches him. and alph is always surprised by it too he pauses for a second to look at him like 😯 and then continues talking
louie talks about his family too. kind of. more like vague comments or admitting he misses his nana .AND HE TALKS ABT COOKING TOO!! and his cooking show dream!! he doesnt ramble like alph does, mainly just speaks in a sentence or two every hour or so
louies feelings go from 'man this guys kinda annoying -> well its nice to have company i guess. i have nothing else to do -> i dont want to leave him alone ever'
alphs feelings go from 'this guys really strange but its some kind of company at least -> hes a really good listener wow. yknow what hes kinda interesting too -> hes kinda like my opposite and i cannot ever imagine not talking to him again'
alph tried making a love poem once and louie was just confused reading it HIS ASS DID NOT UNDERSTAND. alph was so embarrassed he never ever tried again. louie still thinks about it wondering wtf it was supposed to be about he does NOT understand poetry at all
louie gets overstimulated by touch easy and alph gets very flustered by any romantic gesture. together they make the ultimate autism 'our love language is quality time' couple.
louie also actually has gift giving as a love language too. hes kinda bummed when he learns koppaites can only eat fruit but he tries very hard to make fancy fruit plates for alph when they havent had time to talk in a while
unrelated to loualph but very important. he can in fact escape the restraints but he likes the tight pressure from them (sensory seeking mf)
that is all DO YOU UNDERSTAND. MY VISION
#IM INSAANEEEE IM CUHRAAZAAYYYY#insanee......asylum#/q#///#loualph#louie x alph#alph x louie#pikmin 3#louie pikmin#alph pikmin#mae rambles#ohmaerieme
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ooh breedable. interesting way 2 view him....I'm sure it's popular but I tend to entirely avoid the part of tumblr that know him (a miracle I know idk how the fuck I did that) and I'm newer to yer blog but idk. Personally I just kind of look at that man and think oh he would DEFINITELY get hit by a car in my town. like he looks like that type of guy yknow. like. car hitting is a very good option for him. yknow what I mean ? he's just got that face. it wouldn't be malicious. just like accidental. def hit and run tho bc everything is a hit and run in my town.
i love your mind. this is like poetry to me
#i dont personally find him breedable but i would have hit on him in the late 90s - early 00s thinking he was a butch#kora.txt#asks#anons#also dont worry i dont post about him here ever LMAO#also good news! he does get hit by a car in the show
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Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌💛
OMG ty adrey!!! i love any excuse to share my music!!!!
songs BE SHUFFLED‼️
1. With A Little Help From My Friends (Remastered 2009) by the Beatles :3
2. death bed (coffee for your head) by Powfu & beabadoobee
3. How To Never Stop Being Sad by dandelion hands
4. Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Jack Johnson
5. Ocean Man by Ween
HOLY COW. WHAT A GENUINE SHUFFLE ALCBKSCN USUALLY SPOTIFY IS SO BAD AT SHUFFLING WHAT!!!!! I love all of these songs actually omg
This was not apart of the task but im using this as an excuse to talk about these songs below the cut:
1. Beatles songs fill me with such warmth. Hugs. My sister loved them sm and anything my sister loved, I loved. She was ten years older than me. I was raised on the Beatles. Plus they remind me of my beloved emma ( @love-songs-for-maria ) and her family/her mom. My second family being a Beatles household is so nice c: I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends :')
2. There was a time period where i could Not stop listening to this song. I started making art about it back then; this is absolutely reminding me to finish it omg. Also, this song actually /sampled/ beebadoobee's song "coffee," it's not just like a song they made together. So check out "coffee" for a song about healing that makes me CRY and also feel like I'm being HUGGED. Love u beebadoobee
3. Wow. What a classic. How To Never Stop Being Sad was my ULTIMATE cry song when I was like 13. I still think about some of lines (it reads more like spoken word/poetry with backdrop) more as How To *Stop* Being Sad, yknow? Motivational. Like "Become a background character to your own motion picture" -> Be the main character in your life. Take up space. EXIST. ♡
4. The album this comes from, "In Between Dreams," sounds like childhood. Like sitting on the lil fold down square seats in the back of my dad's old lil red pickup truck as we drive to other side of the island to go dirtbike riding with my mom and brother. It's also become something I dont /have/ to associate with that. I got a vinyl record of it when I was about 15/16 and used to play it while dancing around the front room and making breakfast (various friends and partners over the years there or not). It's also mine. My solo drive peaceful music. Sittin, Waitin, Wishin :)
5. This is the sound of the Spongebob Squarepants Movie ending. That's it. That's what it is. First credits song. One of the rare movie endings where the credits actually go SO HARD and I actually prefer letting them play out. I watched this movie a billion times since it came out when I was a kid. The end credits when this plays show waves crashing and it looks like you're surfing and reminds me of Hawai'i, which is where I was still living when it first came out and I'd watch the DVD endlessly!! Perfect song. 0/0 notes. Ocean Man, Take Me By The Hand, Lead Me To The Land That You Understand
Lastly,, I probably would have skipped a song if I didn't like it bc I've been unliking a lot of my Liked Songs on Spotify lately so that my shuffle on Liked Songs is better and bam! There's the payoff! Didn't even skip one for this ask! Wahoo!
If anyone read this to the end, thanks for sharing these memories with me. :) Much love, always. I'll send this out to a few peeps, but if anyone wants it sent to them specifically so they too can be involved and/or ramble on, DM me/let me know! MWAH
#asks#i think i change my ask tag every single time i answer one so i just accept that they'll never be found again once eaten by my blog#t3acupz#THANK U FOR SENDING!!! im sure u didnt expect a maria essay but um. you are Beyond welcome to ignore the cut akfhkscjd#hashtag maria lore#personal#maria is literally just rambling. hi#.txt#music#ask game
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Twisted wonderland as lana del rey songs
Riddle ( Wildflower Wildfire)
im sorry but THIS SONG ITS SO HIM honestly is most because him relatioship with his mother
the part where lana sang about her mother in the hospital. SO HIM
either, all the stuff about flowers warm and things like that remind of him!!
Here's the deal
My father never stepped in when his wife would rage at me
So I ended up awkward, but sweet
Later then, hospitals, stand still on my feet
Comfortably numb, but with lithium came poetry
Trey (Chemtrails over the country club)
So, trey and cottc, the same vibe.
yknow, all the peace and normal life stuff in the lyrics reminds me trey plot
im truly can see trey playing this song with his wife in a beutiful afternoon.
Washing my hair, doing my laundry
Late night TV, I want you only
Like when we were kids
Under chemtrails in country clubs
It's never too late, baby
So don't give up
Cater (beautiful people, beutiful problems)
I gonna be honest, lust for life its so cater vibes!!
i confess that was hard to think in a song who matche cater plot, cause i wanna something kinda pop bu it still about him second face
The i just came bpbp.
We get so tired and we complain
'Bout how it's hard to live
It's more than just a video game
Ace (Diet mountain dew)
Ace has to be born to die and i fight with u if you disagree.
BABY YOU NOT GOOD FOR ME
to be honestly this song is how i feel about ace
Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?
Deuce (How to disappear)
WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
well, in the lyrics lana sang abou that guy who lost in himself and fight every night
and we know that deuce is a ex deliquent
and idk, this song is sweet like deuce mas match with him a lot
just read the lyric and you will understand
Joe met me down at the training yard
Got cuts on his face 'cause he fought too hard
I know he's in over his head
But I love that man like nobody can
He moves mountains and pounds them to ground again
I watched the guys getting high as they fight
For the things that they hold dear
To forget the things they fear
Leona (Norman fucking rockwell)
OMG FINALLY
guys, nfr its SO LEONA
the part where "goddam man child' yknow? period.
You guys can say "but leona is more ultraviolence" MY ASS
nfr king i said so its true.
Goddamn, man-child
You fucked me so good that I almost said: I love you
You're fun, and you're wild
But you don't know the half of the shit that you put me through
Your poetry's bad, and you blame the news
But I can't change that, and I can't change your mood
Ah-ah
Ruggie (god know i tried)
Now we have a honeymoon dude!!!
nothing to say, the song say itself
i even need to explain?
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning
To red, blue and yellow lights
On Monday, they destroyed me
But by Friday, I'm revived
Jack (wild ate heart)
Jack my baby.
this song. jack. the same.
its just what how a imagine jack
I left Calabasas, escaped all the ashes
Ran into the dark
And it made me wild, wild, wild at heart
The cameras have flashes, they cause the car crashes
But I'm not a star
Azul (money power glory)
I kinda always think in azul when mpg starts to play.
could be million dollar man tho but mpg is better
the chore is him.
I want money, power and glory
I want money, and all your power, all your glory
Alleluia! I wanna take you for all that you got
Alleluia! I'm gonna take them for all that they got
Jade (old money)
omg my ultraviolence guy is here!!!
he SO lana del rey vinyl
old money makes my cry everytime
My father's love was always strong
My mother's glamour lives on and on
Yet still inside, I felt alone
For reasons unknown to me
flyod (doin time)
I LOVE HOW FLOYD HAS THE SAME VIBE WITH THE DOIN TIM GURL
fuck even THE SAME MBTI
yeah he´s a bitch and we love it!!
Evil, I've come to tell you that she's evil, most definitely
Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely
The tension, it's getting hotter
I'd like to hold her head underwater
(Summertime)
(Ah, ah, ah)
so, english its not my first language so you probably will found mistakes. maybe i do a second part
#lana del rey#heartslabyul#riddle rosehearts#trey clover#cater diamond#deuce spade#ace trappola#savanaclaw#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#jack howl#octavinelle#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#twisted wonderland
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it's time for @justleaveacommentfest Day 4 : Rarepair/Platonic
I don't have a lot for either because most of my bookmarks are Davekat lmao but here are a few for each theme! <3 As I keep saying, if you read, please comment! And go comment on any other fics you read today even if they aren't these ones :P
Rarepair
Can I, With You? Dirk/Kankri (WIP)
Summary: Kankri was touchy about more the more intimate aspects of your relationship, sure, but you were fine with that. You weren't going to make him do anything he didn't want to. In fact, you didn't plan on bringing it up at all.
He surprised you by bringing it up first.
(or: Kankri's awkward, nervous journey into being comfortable with sex.)
sharp like the sun June/Roxy/Terezi
Summary: Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you don't understand pitch romance. Your name is Roxy Lalonde, and you really don't know your metamour as well as you'd like.
Saddle Up, Cowboy Dirk/Equius
Summary: Dirk is finally drunk enough to make the move on Equius and they have a good time.
Platonic
breaking the ice This is a prequel to a line of poetry; verse, which you should also read!
Summary: TG: turns out the bi guy thing isnt uh
TG: totally accurate
TG: the guy part specifically
TG: in that i am the opposite of it
TG: if there even is an opposite of guy i mean genders weird yknow
TG: calling it an opposite implies an inherent binary and we both know thats just not how shit works like what would you even say the opposite of a guy is
TT: A girl?
the gender bit
Summary: TG: like nevermind how many people would get their tits blown clean off by hot lady dave im leaving a bodycount not in terms of sex im all monogamous with my man ya know but dead body count
TG: tits littered across the floor again from being obliterated by the sexiness of trans me its a warzone out here
dave and rose talk gender
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hi fray bg3 you are one of the only people i trust with bg3. do you have any headcanon ages or heights for the main camp group (+ any extras u are particularly fond of). thank u hugs and kisses
im the worst person because im a day late to this. but yes. i will provide.. the headcanons
now these arent all like solid. im chill. these are liquidy headcanons that may change and be influenced. i would love to hear counter arguments in the replies also hehe
im doing lads first and then lasses for no reason other than im gale insane
gale
age - 45-55, i can entertain 30s if i have to but it's mostly just me being polite. i can also take him older because i fully believe he was chosen of mystra long enough for it to effect his aging. i like to think morena his mother is older than most people put her at (i think of her around her 80s - i love the idea of tara being a 'grandma' figure to gale and she's having her old lady parties with his mum). and that gives me playing room for age to be older, but not necessarily look as old as i put him at. but also i don't think gale's physical appearance is even that help, my ex who was 32 looked older than gale, my ex who was 55 looked younger than gale. my mother looks younger at gale at 59. so !!! i just like to play with middle aged hence the 10 year gap in my headcanon. i also think gale would lie about his age. ALSO!! he's a fucking wizard if you're not fucking about with a wizards age (and gender and sexuality) what are you doing. but also yes if you tell me you think gale is 37 or 38 i will nod and say that's ok. i can roll with that
height - i can put him anywhere from like 5'7" to 5'9"... i can't see him being taller. i just can't. afhiri is also 5'0" so like i gotta be realistic i don't want him to be a fucking tree she needs to climb. he still kind of is like this like i'm being KIND to the man i'm adding inches out of PITY. nah ok so i use the shorter height mod to make afhiri's model 5'0" under the assumption it's 5'7" by default, so when putting afhiri and gale next to each other with the mod enabled, he's roughly around 5'7" and 5'9", give or take because flat services are deceiving in this here video game....... 5'7" feels good though. feels organic.
wyll
age - bro confirms it i don't really have to say anything here. he's 24
height - i wanna give him a respectable 5'10" honestly. no real movement needed it just feels right. he's defo taller than gale for sure but more just feels uncomfortable to me.... but he definitely feels Taller....
astarion
age - 263.. this is just his age in idle champions. i dont fucking know
height - i think hes the smallest of the LadsTM i'm putting him around 5'5" - 5'6". barely anyone, if anyone, will agree with me on this. it's okay if you don't. if you think he's taller, i'll take his knees so i'm validated
halsin
age - once again canon aged at 350
height - well. i'm saying 6'4" - 6'5" i don't have much more to say on this. just feels correct. esp with new wood elf edition lore where "max height" for one is about 6'0" so he has to be big to 6'0". but i don't see it being more than this
minsc
age - well minsc age is weird but i assume he was like 40ish when he was frozen. or late 30s. i reallyyy enjoy the idea of him being so stupid but being at the age where society expects you to be smart. its beautiful to me. like poetry
height - bro is an easy 6'0"-6'1". this is absolutely not for lusty galexminsc reasons. it might be. ok it is. but also its right yknow? its right. im right. moving on
lae'zel
age - she's 22 in idle champs and i also enjoy the idea of her being the youngest in the group but also if she is 22. that means afhiri is older than lae. and i think that could be the cause of some friction... so yeah i can accept 22.
height - ok so. gith are typically very tall. you're gonna see the majority of gith around 6'0" to 7'0". sometimes they can be shorter than 6'0" but that's like rare. ur like insulted for being that small. you the RUNT egg. but i don't see lae'zel being so tall. i can see her being runty. i also talked this over with a friend and she agreed on runty egg. 5'9"-5'10" not entirely runty egg but.. still needs to over compensate for not being usual gith sized.
YEAH BABY GIVE THAT GITHYANKI A COMPLEX OR TWO!!!!!!!!! sorry lae ur dealing with ur young age AND ur small height
shadowheart
age - ive always seen shadowheart as young. she gives such intense teenage girl vibes sometimes like i just. shes not emotionally matured man. shes such a high school bitch when she wants to be. HOWEVER... she is canonically older than 40 because there are 40 years of documents on her life from when she was already giving up memories to shar. however it could just be all her life documented from the second she was taken by sharrans when she was a child. so shadowheart anywhere from like 50-60 years old. ish
height - hmmm around 5'4" - 5'5" ... average shart. :) feels organic. i once again have little to say
karlach
age - soo i've been thinking of this more recently and i change my mind on my original hc for her height. so now i think she was likely about 18 or 19 when she was sold to zariel and spent 10 years there so i'm thinking she's like 28 or 29 ^_^
height - 6'2". i feel pretty solid on this!! mostly because i'm 5'2" and i dated someone who was 6'2" and that height difference just feels Right for how much taller i think karlach would be to me
minthara
age - ouughgh we know she's over 200 years old but i think close to 200 is just too young for how she is. so i'm gonna say 300-400 but i'm more inclined to say she's closer to 400 than not. i think she's "middle-aged" ish for a drow and this is the best i got. drow experts feel free to chime in as long as u don't try to make her young. if u do that i'll eat u
height - well this made me find out that drow are a short race. 4'7" to 5'5" in height. so minthara simply has to be short. i assume she wears heels and stands on boxes to be taller because she likes to feel tall. but she's uh. she's small. i'm gonna say like 5'3" to 5'4". this is So funny to me
jaheira
age - about 150, but could be older! i don't see it being younger. bless someone on reddit writing this for me so i can just copy and paste but..... she says she's a 'small child' during the year of the bright blade so:
1347 DR = Year of the Bright Blade
1368 DR = BG1
1492 DR = BG3
124 years passed between the first and third games.
145 years passed since Year of the Bright Blade.
A small child should be about 5 years +/- few years.
Therefore, her age should be about 150 years.
thank you random reddit user!
height - 5'5" or 5'6" mostly going by my minsc headcanon and how their height difference looks to me in their cutscene together hehe.........
oh you said any extras i'm fond of.... i do not have the energy to even ATTEMPT to illithid right now so i'm gonna do it for barcus for fun . <3
barcus
age - i'm gonna say my boy is like. in his 60s-70s. :)
height - about 3'4" ish. averageyish gnome height. :)
i like barcus he's so divorced. he and gale are the most divorced men in baldurs gate 3. and theyre going to kiss. anyway
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Oh FUCK honestly that would be such a good like, way for buggy to come to terms with/realize his feelings for crocodile on a more mature/romantic level? Of course he’s attracted to the man and revels in the idea of such a stud being attracted to and caring about his silly ass but to be /needed/ like that? To be put in a position of power where someone is /trusting/ him with their vulnerability? Oh that cuts DEEP. Maybe realizing (without being explicitly asked because crocodile would NEVER) that if their statuses were reversed, if buggy was big and strong and rich and powerful and important and feared and respected — and crocodile was a pathetic joke — (but yknow, they’re still themselves) of COURSE he’d want to spoil crocodile ROTTEN he’d give him the world, move mountains and— *oh* it just *clicks* like all these separate feelings he’d been finangling with his usual defense mechanisms snap into one larger picture finally
And like maybe it took so long because there’s a part of buggy that’s really insecure he wouldn’t be like a good /normal/ romantic boyfriend — he doesn’t know how to slow dance or write poetry or cook — and yeah. He doesn’t. But when he DOES try (and inevitably fail) he’s stunned when rather than being annoyed or frustrated or disappointed — crocodile is fully enamored, because he’s enamored with Buggy and he’s finally getting that personal intimacy — burnt breakfast in bed, corny poetry, hamfisted-analogies— and best of all (to Buggy) it makes him /laugh/ and it’s just so genuine and maybe even a bit dorky or unbecoming,
Also helps buggy relax into spending more private time together — he’s not really used to not being the center of attention OR completely ignored — so the idea of crocodile being in the same room as him when he’s concentrating on something else is intimidating, like now it HAS to be a performance
(And he absolutely paints some sort of “I LOVE YOU” “SAND KING OF ALABASTA” “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” esq message on one of the banagators and crocodile ADORES it who would EVER do that?)
UGH OMG the crocbug feels have my heart clenched so tight …. !!!!
The image of Crocodile happily eating the burnt af breakfast Buggy made him …
#I’m glad I wrote iterations of how they could get together#because now I can more easily imagine them developing as a couple#established relationship … is so underrated !!!
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i have no idea what the magnus archives is (i only know it's about cryptids, statements and stuff since i read like ... a tma au of one of my favorite medias) but im like, interested?? considering yknow investing my time into cryptid shit??
i know it's on spotify and stuff, i haven't checked if it's on yt tho ... regardless, i just wanna know more about this martin and jon character.
from what ive seen, one of them is an out-of-the-closet emo and the other is probably secretly emo (both could be traumatised from the things ive heard abt them and tma in general)
hhhh this is getting long, and i absolutely have no idea why im writing this to you and how to end this ask but you, and a few other artists who's names i forgot, has made me interested in tma and i shall now listen to it i suppose
also i like ur art!! it's vv edible and it gives me vibes "would probably get featured in a candy style tiktok edit" vibes
It’s on YouTube! (That’s where I listened to it)
I recommend it highly! I’m not one for podcasts, or even reading because I have a hard time picturing stuff in my head, but DAMN do I love this podcast,,
Also yeah those two have been put through a meat grinder,
The best way I can explain the characters in short detail without spoilers is:
Martin, likes to make tea, cares a little to much and he will most certainly get hurt because of it. He also writes poetry, and has a massive crush on his boss (Jon) and literally has no idea what to do about it. (Jon being completely oblivious to this crush, this is not just headcannons- this is pretty much true, at least from my characterization)
Jon, stuck up librarian type beat, but in actuality he’s a paranoid skeptic who has a martyr complex and proceeds to throw himself into any danger he can without any care. I literally have no clue how he’s survived most of his encounters with creatures, mans just lucky (bonus for Jon, cannon biromantic asexual!, I will never stop talking about this)
Also, thank you so much!! I honestly love the fact that whenever I receive complements on my art it’s always someone sayin they wanna eat it or that it looks edible-
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How did you get into writing and what prompted you to share it with the internet?
oh man i’ve been writing fic since like fourth grade lol (sisterhood of the traveling pants in a top secret journal lmfao). i’ve never been good at plot but i love stories, i think i liked writing at first bc i just got to get my little hyperfixations out privately. i ended up being pretty good at it & enjoyed english classes in high school, ended up on scholarship in college & fell in love with poetry. (which has done nothing positive for my career aspects but Did get me thru some hard years so yknow, you win some & you lose some lol).
i love fandom for the most part! i think i joined pretty early when i was a Mess & it was just nice to talk to ppl who liked the same stuff as me, & who were queer. i’ve made my best friends thru fandom & now i basically write project proposals & copy for my job, which is fine but boring. so i love just… exploring the holiness of being queer, i guess, the sacredness, in a way that’s engaging & fun & also requires no world building from me lol (which i hate & am too lazy for). so yah i think it started as an important outlet & now is a fun outlet! i love when my fandoms match up w my friends too
#as my friends know there’s just a lot of ideas sitting in my brain unfortunately#it’s nice to get them out jfc lol
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yall really want me to spill the beans about the song, eh? 😭🙈
[orchid ⇢ what’s a song you consider to be perfect? ] x5
So many asked, so I'm going to go full details here:
I haven't listened to that many songs in life, mind you, so my answer would be Playing By The Rules by Red Vox (quinn you already listened to it on loop, sorry, no new info for you) I find it very great to my ears on all sound levels, every time I listen to it I try to focus on different instruments because i don't want to get bored of it xD I really enjoy the MV for it too! The theme, the style fits so nicely that sometimes it's difficult to separate it from the song itself (also, i saw that Mason Lindroth inspiration from miles away, so +quadspillion points to this MV!) The ONLY downside (upside in disguise) is that its so short... but! I have this feeling of silent appreciation when it comes up on shuffle play, yknow. Gotta enjoy things while they last! And I guess this song is a good exercise for me. Also if you asked me this question like 8 months ago I would've answered with Reno by Red Vox too .... I think I have a thing for gambling themes in songs- xD oh well
[sage ⇢ what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is? ]
Oooh man, I haven't thought about this before! I don't think I have strong preference towards one 'medium' of art? I just really enjoy when someone uses the medium in a very 'their' way, because what is more touching than their love to the craft? I mean, of course there's people who hate their craft but good at it, and maybe that's a little touching to me too in a more.... tiny humans on a pale blue dot in a vast space of cosmos sorta way? If you catch my drift
[edelweiss ⇢ how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you? ]
ahaha, I keep wondering why people don't ask me about it more frequently "xD (one person got me though) It's from PesterChum's rules of creating nicknames (Homestuck's chat app). I had to come up with a name based on my attributes at the time, so I wrote something like "artisticArtist" but then in one chat group I somehow got the lore that I am a stump??? So that one originated from there. And then I tried to follow the rules of nicknames by writing "cleverStump" instead, because it's CS which is 1/2 closer to the GCAT rule. But then I said "screw it" and thought that sentientStump is more accurate to ✨the lore✨ , because I am sentient, but not smart (I also have a screenshot of it (thank you 13 y.o. me) but I cannot find it currently, maybe someday)
[chamomile ⇢ what kind of things do you like receiving as gifts? ]
I really like to receive trinkets of any kind! They're usually small, usually cheap (I mean if they are expensive then im double happy and double sad of your wallet :c ), usually infinite happy chemicals in my brain! Magnets, pins, keychains, art supplies, gift paper bags, boxes, crafting materials and so on! I really enjoy things that are small (no joke here lol xD)
[aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life? ]
Everything mundane. like legit, whatever there is in life I want to experience it. Well, there is some no-no's such as physical pain? xD i don't want to experience a broken bone but i like the thought of experiencing wearing a cast. Or something...? 😅 I gotta experience all of the world has to offer but i do understand that i never will. Y'know, small things like walking at 16:45 on a ground road to the place where people apparently are fishing! (before walking there i didnt know!) Or eating a melted popsicle in a plastic wrap on a balcony watching a thunderstorm dissipate, or standing on a bus stop at 20:05 for one hour to understand that the buses on the bus app lied to you and no one will appear and you run to the 24hr store to buy yourself instant noodles for your dinner because you won't be able to join your family and their dinner in the countryside? Stuff like this y'know! Makes me enjoy life fr👍🏼 genuinely
[cactus ⇢ something you’re currently learning (about)? ]
Driving! But only theory rn "xD
[bamboo ⇢ do you change into a different outfit when you get home? ]
Of course! Who doesn't? o_o jk jk, it's totally cool! I tried it once because why not (look at [aloe vera] above) and tbh... not my thing! Especially when the outfit has 400 layers because of the 9 month winter, brrr. The apartment gets a lot of heating, so gotta unpeal the layers! At summer it's reverse i guess? I'm usually hanging out at my countryside house (technically two houses but same plot) and i change to the most "outside work" outfit possible after taking a short trip to the grocery store with my "i am from the city, downtown" outfit XD So basically i change into a more comfortable outfit and more worn down👍🏼✨
[chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else? ]
i have this very specific inside joke with my longest irl I've ever had (since 3y.o. 💪🏼💪🏼) We keep asking each other and their doggy Deya questions like: "[you're] Sitting?", "Sleeping?", "Eating?", "Walking?", "Staring?", "Barking?", "Taking a toilet?" etc. in a "what are you doing currently?" tone. It's so dumb!!!! I love it! xD
#holy crap xD i decided to make a some sort of masterpost for these! so feel free to just read one question of your choosing#i might add to this in the future or make a part two if the asks are a lot again#sorry for such a long post! '':D i also decided it would be an introduction to my personality in a way and i will add it to the pinned post#hopefully i answered everyone!#answeringstump#textstump#long post
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