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frootloopscereal · 1 year

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who the hell decided it was okay to give the crows those stupid marvel ass one-liners ITS SO UNFAIR

we have suspenseful and desperate Against All Odds fighting from the first & second army, there's nowhere left to run, we're barely holding off the darkling's forces...

then a dinky little bomb is thrown and for some godforsaken reason, this horrible dialogue:

"that's our demolitions expert 🤪"

"expert? 🫣 I mean uh y-yeah expert"

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT.

#if you die i don't get paid #girl i am livid #makes the crows seem so stupid. if i hadn't read the books I'd be annoyed whenever they were on screen #and i am very tired of just having kaz say and calling that characterization.#i dont know how to explain it but youre doing it Wrong. youre making him all stoic with none of his snark and charm. hes just annoying.#and jesus christ i despise the way they do jesper. i cannot say it enough. and i am SO SAD because i love jesper so fucking much.#but all they do is have him make jokes and be stupid. jesper isn't stupid :(#idk man I'm just mad. give my crows the respect they deserve.#of course i take issue with some trilogy parts (lmao its supposed to be a whole war between armies and theres like ten people on each side)#but at the least the s&b stuff feels like it can be taken somewhat seriously most of the time. i cannot say the same for the crows.#tell me I'm not the only one disappointed by the weird humor they're trying to do #:/#sorry to be a hater #on a positive note i liked the conversation we got between Nikolai and Mal‚ I thought it was so sweet :')))#shadow and bone netflix

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