One needy "cum inside" or "breed me" is enough to shut off my brain entirely. You want little puppies inside, love? I won't stop filling you up until your pretty belly bulges with them.
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happy birthday to the rekrap himself!!!
+ anyways has anyone read "queen anne's lace" by whoville :^
w/o flowers:
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I also love how the lines "he is holding a cat" and "he is holding a knife" are parodies of each other, said about one of them but said by the other.
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Ok but a “Maglor is Lindir” crack au where anytime someone starts talking about the 2nd Son of Feanor or what the Sons of Feanor really looked like “Lindir” just violently strums on his harp to drown out the words, like-
Random Feanorian Elf, conversing with another elf: oh yeah Lord Maglor was-
“Lindir”: *Violent Harp Sounds*
Rando Elf: [louder] HE WAS-
“Lindir”: [LOUDER HARP STRUMMING]
And they can’t claim he is doing it on purpose really, because it’s still Maglor Feanorian and of course he is playing with rhythm and finesse (it’s a song, he claims, and nobody can say it’s not music because it sounds good somehow)
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thinking about Ianto who tells Owen he and Jack are "so much more", Ianto who wouldn't let Jack keep a toothbrush at his, Ianto who would let himself be hurt before Jack regardless of Jack’s immortality, Ianto who wasn't ready to be called a couple, Ianto who called Jack his boyfriend, Ianto who loves Jack with his whole heart, Ianto, Ianto, Ianto
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what the hell do you mean danger days is 13 years old.
anyways… happy birthday to bulletproof heart 😍😍😍😍
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Rotating the concept of going by He and maybe even It pronouns in my mind. I love being perceived as soemthing out of my control. Am I insanes for thinking that? Perhaps...>:3
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Current progress :•]!!
Ah the sillies are so reall!!
[EDIT: I forgot Poppy’s cheeks!! Oh goodness! I apologize!]
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i cannot be silent about it anymore. i need boyfriend!taylor so bad its killing me
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Beloved CR Ezreal with puffy sleeves... you were too pretty for this world, that’s why they rejected you 😔
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I'm sorry but I also call Ayan his full name always, it's like how Magnus is the only one who call Alec "Alexander", it has a certain je ne sais quoi to it
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