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Inspired by other sexyman brackets and @dadjoke-ness ‘s poll in particular, I bring you
The Neopets Sexywoman Bracket (Plot Characters Edition)
Excluding the faeries and shopkeepers/other npcs, I’ll do one for them later
These will be weekly polls until the Ultimate Neopets Tumblr Sexywoman is crowned. If an npc you think should be here isnt, it’s either because I thought they were too young or I completely forgot about them.
Here are the links to the polls
Caylis vs Clara
Nabile vs Sophix II
Ylanna vs Linae
Brynn vs Amira
Lyra vs Lilian
Sankara vs Sophie
Xandra vs Scout
Isca vs Hanna
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fuck you look at the prologue for my fantasy story that WILL be coming out sometime this summer. it’s gonna be a banger. lots of themes. motifs. parallels. nerd shit. prose. i’m so proud of this fucking thang.
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KING’S BLOOD
PROLOGUE: A TRAITOR’S BLADE
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The queen is going to die tonight.
In a sense, she’s already dead. In a sense, her murderer has already committed the act, because her murderer watches the sun set with impatience, because her murderer does not anticipate failure, and will not allow herself to fall to it.
The plan is effective in its simplicity—her hand holds the knife, the blade pierces flesh, and an assassin flees into the night. Two heavy bags of coins for two cold corpses. A life spent drowning out the unpleasant act.
And, just as the way forward is clear, she knows, just as easily, she could abstain.
She knows she will not.
Her missing eye throbs, a wound that has not yet healed. Even when it does, she’ll never be as she was. She’ll never be rewarded for her sacrifice.
There is another guard on duty tonight, as they stand watch outside her victim’s door. A better assassin would easily end his life, leave no witnesses, ensure that she cannot be found. A better assassin would kill him.
But, he is not guilty.
Of course, neither is the queen, nor her infant son, but they are distant, ephemeral, concepts that only become real when her blade ends their lives. They become ideas, then martyrs, in quick succession. No moment in between to dwell on their humanity.
The man next to her is human, Queen Vera and Prince Darius are not.
It becomes as simple as that.
After all, a better assassin would be sent after the king himself. A better assassin might stand a chance against a tested warrior, against the man who lives to fight. This guard, soon traitor, is not honorable, nor particularly skilled, because she chooses the vulnerable targets.
Readily, she goes after the heir, the future, the dream. The concepts. Those, those are easy enough to kill.
Eventually, mercifully, it becomes time for the queen to die.
Her murderer steps into the room, expecting fire, bracing herself against the struggle she’ll encounter. The screaming, the pleading, the offers in gold and untold luxuries, in exchange for life.
A traitor steps in, blade eager and hungry.
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I made a minimalistic render, using simple shapes, but made a little mistake when rendering because I did not fully understand the principle of glass shading in 4.0 blender, I hope to soon figure it out so that the picture will be of higher quality, I hope you like it :w
(The background is still not finished, but I decided to leave everything as it is already so do not stuck on one thing)
P.S.S (Im colorblind AF)
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