Something I have realised as a newbie mash fan is that every character-and I mean EVERY (adult) character with more than one line of dialogue. Has at least one person on this hellsite who has the absolute mcbonkers screaming yonkers hots for them.
Regardless of religion, race, age, gender or whatever absolute slayage klinger has going on. This ancient TV show for grandpas where everyone is at all times; sweaty, tired, sad, covered in blood and wearing an ungodly amount of khaki, has somehow accumulated enough thirst to rival a hundered old spice commercials.