Who is Jack’s God? I love their dynamic, and I love forgiveness.

beer and water are basically the same. when you drink them you Have to pee

25 FOR VDHAU IT’S ALL CLICKBAIT

my BEST FRIEND is a SUPERHERO?????? (the whole class almost found out)

my TEACHER is a SUPERHERO????? (he’s grading MY TEST while FIGHTING)

my BROTHER is a SUPERHERO????? (HE STOLE CHEETOS FOR ME)

my PARENTS were SUPERHEROES???? (they’re dead now)

those SHADY STORE OWNERS had a KID????? (they’re drug dealers) (unrelated)

her name is luna, but lately i’ve jst been callin her suchomimus for no fkn reason

Fairy Queen 🧚‍♀️👑

I loveeeee the new outfit dying feature

shes purring and hiccuping…

She’s so funny

because she controls my moods like the tides and hold my secrets like ocean caves.

Idk how JJBA can get gayer than this

s1 of mlp is weird as a Luna fan because you really get the impression that she wasnt really planned to be used as a character outside the first two episodes because she doesnt show up at all after this until season 2 where her design is completely changed without explanation. but from that point on she gets more appearances and actually more focus episodes than celestia and is included in the opening alongside her and its insane to me that this wasnt planned from the start because imagine watching mlp as a edgy little kid and NOT being absolutely enamoured with nightmare moon

I wake up in an ice-cold sweat 🥵And my skin starts to creep 😣 You're hovering above my bed 🛌Looking down on me 😓Haunted house sound effects 👻Dracula Teeth 🧛

this song is really sad bc you'd expect a fun halloweeny bop but its so explicitly about sex...

Lord of the Flies Piece

💌 22. falling asleep on the other’s shoulder with robby fischer pls! -@cillixn 💖

22. falling asleep on the other’s shoulder [x]

Robert hates the drive home. Granted, he’s not the one behind the wheel—instead, leisurely sat in the backseat—but even still, the sound of city traffic makes his head all knotted.

The only good thing about tonight is that you had asked if you could catch a ride with him, seeing as you live near his house and your car had been taken in for a service.

The truth is, he’s pined over you for as long as he can remember. So, saying yes came as easily as the rain.

At one stop light, Robert feels a weight on his arm. He’s been too busy scrolling through endless messages on his phone to have made much conversation or even acknowledge your presence (also because he has no idea how to act around you.)

Yet, when he glances to the side, he sees you asleep on his shoulder.

He sucks in a breath, his heart already ramming against his chest. He’s been far too formal to make a move on you thus far, so the fact that you’re sleeping against him right now might make him explode.

There is no way he is going to disturb you, especially with how peaceful and—dare he say it—beautiful you look. So, he lets you rest.

And, for the first time ever, Robert starts to enjoy the drive home.

Going out on a limb and guessing you’ve fallen into a Teen Titans brainrot pit? :3

Uhhhhhhhhh hmmmm well uh….. erm…………. How could you tell?

This what I do whenever I'm abt to do a 10 pull

snzzzzzz…