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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Natasha and Wanda introduce Alien Reader to Carol Danvers
Wanda: We have someone we want you to meet?
Natasha: She's not an alien exactly but she's pretty familiar with space
Wanda: Y/n this is-
Y/n: CAROL
Carol: Y/N
Carol and Y/n squeal in unison
Natasha: You two know each other?
Carol: I think we know each other very well, wouldn't you say so cutie
Y/n blushing: Knock it off Carol, what're you even doing on Earth
Carol: I could ask you the same thing?
Wanda whispering to Natasha: I don't like this
Natasha whispering back: They're all over each other
Y/n: Nat, Wanda I know we had plans but I haven't seen Carol in literal ages and I'd really like to catch up with her
Wanda: But-
Natasha: Catch up with your space friend we'll hang out later
Y/n and Carol leave
Wanda: Why'd you say that? She's stealing our woman Natasha
Natasha: What was I supposed to say? "Sorry Y/n, Wanda and I are jealous and don't want you to hang out with the one person that actually knows anything about your home"
Wanda: I'm going to mind control Carol to get her to bring Y/n back
Natasha: Absolutely not
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tupayapsina · 2 years
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[Yang and Blake having a dramatic moment that Weiss doesn't really get]
Blake: What about us? What about everything we've been through?
Yang: But what about trust?
Blake: You know I never wanted to hurt you
Yang: What about me???
Blake: What am I supposed to do?
Weiss: What the fuck are they doing?
Ruby: You haven't seen the classic movie High School Musical 2?
Weiss: I'm an adult
Ruby dramatically stands: I GOT TO MOVE ON AND BE WHO I AM
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Wanda and Natasha trying to teach Y/n how to introduce herself to women
Nat: Ok, It's simple all you have to do is keep it together. Try it with Wanda
Wanda, charming as always : Hey, I'm Wanda
Y/n, flustered as always: Mommy sorry- mommy sorry- Hi mommy- Fuck. Hi Wanda, you're mommy
Nat: The sad thing is, I think this is progress.
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Alien reader gets debriefed on Halloween
Natasha: Do we hit people in masks?
Y/n: No
Wanda: Do we hit people who give children candy?
Y/n: No
Natasha: If you get scared do you act violently?
Y/n: ... I'm not supposed to but my reflexes will kick in and I will probably hit someone
Wanda: What can we do to help you avoid that?
Y/n: We can try the um... the hand thing. The little hugs for hands. I have one for each of you to hand hug
Natasha blushing: You want to hold our hands?
Y/n smiles brightly: Yes I want to partake in the holding hands. Is that okay?
Wanda also blushing: It's perfect
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Y/n trying to fight off the Scarlet Witch
Y/n: You're scary, but you're also hot and it's confusing me
SW: I get that all the time
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Kate and Y/n having a dramatic moment that Natasha doesn't really get
Y/n: What about us? What about everything we've been through?
Kate: But what about trust?
Y/n: You know I never wanted to hurt you.
Kate: What about me???
Y/n: What am I supposed to do?
Natasha: What the fuck are they doing?
Wanda: You haven't seen the classic american movie High School Musical 2?
Natasha: I'm an adult
Wanda dramatically stands: I GOT TO MOVE ON AND BE WHO I AM
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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MoM Spoilers
America: Parentless child
Wanda: Childless parent
Marvel: So she's going to try her damndest to murder this kid
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Tony: What's something that scares you ?
Y/n: Wanda.
Natasha: But aren't you dating.
Y/n: She also turns me on tremendously
Wanda: Awww babe
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Y/n: I think I want to be a clown for Halloween.
Natasha: That's great sweetheart, you don't even need to get a costume
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Y/n flirting with Wanda
Y/n: Hey Wanda
Wanda: Y/n, I swear if you say anything dumb right now there will be consequences
Y/n: Me? Never. Just want to share some Halloween spirit with you
Wanda: Ok I'm listening
Y/n: There's a lot of scary things about Halloween right? But I think what frightens me the most is how scary hot you are.
Wanda: Why are you like this?
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Y/n reunites with Wanda but as the Scarlet Witch
Y/n, excited: Wanda!
Wanda: You do know that I'm kind of evil right?
Y/n: I couldn't care any less. I mean you tell me you're a... super, mega, ultra lightening babe. That's alright with me, I'm good... I'm good
Wanda: Is that? Did you just quote The Incredibles?
Y/n: Maybe
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Natasha: Y/n, if you had to pick would you choose Wanda or the Scarlet Witch?
Y/n: That's like choosing between peanut butter or jelly.
Natasha: How so?
Y/n: Because I would like to be sandwiched between them
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Tony: If you had to pick Wanda or Natasha-
Y/n: Let me stop you there sir... have you heard of an eiffel tower?
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Y/n and Kate talk Halloween costumes
Y/n: Katherine, we need to talk about Halloween
Kate: Ew, why'd you call me Katherine?
Y/n: To get your attention
Kate: Well you have it
Y/n: Great, let's go over ideas for our couples costumes for Halloween
Kate: Ok so what do you want to- wait couples costume?
Y/n: Ya keep up
Kate: When did we-? Are we-?
Y/n: Finish the questions or don't ask them
Kate: Are we together now or?
Y/n: Do non-couples do couple costumes, Katherine?
Kate: I just feel like you could've let me know that I was in a relationship.
Y/n: You won't be if you keep asking questions
Kate: I think we can be peanut butter and jelly
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lowkeyerror · 1 year
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Alien Reader vs Snow
Y/n: IS THE WORLD ENDING? WHAT IS THIS WHITE ASH THAT FALLS FROM THE SKY?
Wanda: Y/n it's just snow
Natasha: It won't hurt you
Y/n: Oh, ok
Wanda: We can play in it if you want
Natasha: As long as you have a scarf and a coat
Y/n: How do we play with it?
Natasha makes a snowball and throws it at Y/n
Y/n: Oh... this is where I say game on, right?
Wanda: You could say th-
Y/n hits Wanda in the face with a snowball
Natasha & Wanda: Game on
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lowkeyerror · 2 years
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Wanda: If you had to fight Natasha or fight Yelena who would you pick?
Y/n: So your saying if I had 0% chance of survival who would I prefer be the cause of that?
Wanda: No, who would you be able to survive against
Y/n: Is Kate an option, I pick Kate
Kate: You don't think I could take you
Y/n: Oh no you definitely could beat me in a fight. You just wouldn't kill me
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