Casey seems like he's watched partner asmr rp.
My mans going to sleep to a sundew audios sleep aid every night.
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Elias Hodge is insane like he created a mind-controlling machine, ate copper so it couldn’t be used against him, almost got mind-controlled by his boss but had enough resistance to the machine to attach a grappling gun to his dick before launching himself out of a window, was unconscious for about 30 seconds before suddenly waking up falling to his death, fired said grappling gun, swung through the air while screaming and shitting his pants, had a full sexual renaissance in his head before crashing into ANOTHER window, changed his pants, gathered the world ending mind control documents, ran away, got cornered by his evil boss, punched said evil boss, invaded his colleagues birthday party, punched THEM in the face, stole their cake, and somehow successfully landed a date before going into witness protection and having a way better life
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book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
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Spotify game: 63 and the angsty boy Breezepelt!
I think that you’re worth keeping around
I think that you’re worth holding onto
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BABY SAID...
Hello, thank you for the support on my BG3 fanart. 🔥❤️
Some of you asked for individual full shots of them, so I decided to make it. There's an interesting suggestion with Shadowheart and Karlarch I might do as well...
"Can I use it as wallpaper/screen cover?"
Sure. Just don't remove my signature or modify the drawing.🤘
"Can I print it on my own?"
If possible, please consider supporting me via INPRNT. If you can't, ofc, I won't hold you, go on, print it and later drop me a coffee at ko-fi, darling! You can also share some cents via paypal. Send pics as well of your achievement. For personal use only. 🔥
"Can I print it to sell, use commercially?"
No. Unless you pay me 100kUSD.
🇧🇷"Tem print?" Para sua felicidade, sim. Só me enviar comprovante de 50$ no pix: 51648094000140 e endereço de preferência para o e-mail: niccoguedes @ gmail.com . Envio no tamanho A4 com rastreio.
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love how for gerard’s new story murph just makes him a messy bitch who loves drama and is very divorced. so true king.
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hes so fucking pathetic, i wanna give him a flea bath 💕
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so you know that oliver loves felix, that oliver lives in the shakespearean love drama, that oliver lies and fails. but for a terrifying moment imagine this: he lies about deliberately throwing up the poison, and threw it up because he genuinely couldn't stomach it, too much alcohol or what have you; maybe even forgot he did, maybe thought that throwing up wouldn't help the overdose. for a terrifying, poetic moment, imagine he lies to us about everything else because he did not expect to survive felix.
the swig of the wine was a gamble, but not in the way you'd think. oliver was freshly rejected, oliver came to his last resort: the poetic romeo ending to his juliet lover dying. felix would die in the maze, and oliver would in his bed, overnight.
how genuinely startled he is out of sleep by the family's cries! how grief-stricken he is, how fast he clings to whatever's left of felix!
he should have died. he failed to die. he lives to spin the new, equally beautiful tale.
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my god i keep coming back to this stupid little show i cant even help it like these sad old repressed gay men just lure me back in like sirens at sea goddamn
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