#love him for that
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helo cubfan fans
#cubfan135#cubfan135 fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#hes so little#love him for that#cubfan ily#ohg my god. normal#me having cub brainrot every day#yeah#sorry
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impulses theory for this pic is so funny
#love him for that#hermitcraft#hermitblr#trafficblr#impulsesv#tangotek#tango#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#ranchers duo#mcyt
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Missed these guys so much so I dre them yipee
Me when I get caught up to the latest updates of ddvau by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 💥💥💥✨✨✨
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Something Bad
Kinktober Day 20: Corruption
Tags: Joel Miller x Reader, afab!fem!reader, blowjob, face-fucking (do NOT look at me rn), corruption, slightly innocent!reader, age gap mention, Joel is simply not prepared for how filthy his girl is (w/c: 1.4K)
A/N: I believe in filthy old man Joel and younger even filthier girl okay!!! This may have gotten a little out of hand but idk I can't help but ramble about sucking Joel's dick alright?? (I have been using these prompts by flightlessangelwings for Kinktober!)
Joel Miller is a bad man. A bad fuckin’ man.
He knows it, has known it for years. He has too much blood on his hands, too many skeletons in his closet, to be a good man.
But fuck, this has got to be the worst.
You’re supposed to be off-limits, the pretty little nurse that floats around Jackson, tending to the sick and injured. You, the sweet little thing who's never seen the outside of the town walls, who wears pretty dresses you make yourself and brings fucking baked goods to the patrol groups after they get back.
You, who asks him how he’s been, who traces a gentle hand down his forearm, sending goosebumps across his body. You, thirty fuckin’ years younger than him, and so angelic you practically glow.
You, on your knees on his kitchen floor, sucking his dick like you’re fucking starving for it.
You’d started off so delicate, so innocent, when he’d started this... thing with you. This dirty, nasty secret he has to keep from his own brother, from the entire town.
It had started with a gentle kiss when you’d patched him up after a patrol gone wrong. You’d fashioned a bandage over his chest, and God, when you looked up at him with those pretty doe eyes, he was a fuckin’ goner. He wasn’t sure who moved first, you or him, all he had known was that your lips against his were soft. So soft, softer than anything he’d experienced in twenty fucking years.
“Don’t know how to do this,” you’d breathed against his mouth, your fingers clutching into his shirt, “just know that I want you.”
Joel pulled back, looking down at you with a hard gaze, ready to pull back, tell you this was a mistake, “Darlin’-”
“I know you want me too, Joel,” you’d said, firmer than he’d ever thought you could be. “I just need-” you’d stuttered, and leaned your forehead against his as you collected yourself, “I just need you to teach me.”
It had spiraled from there.
He’d tried to be gentle with you, but fuck, it’s so hard when you’re so soft beneath him, whining his name and tangling your fingers in his hair. You’d been so nervous the first few times you’d done this, nervous enough that Joel had pulled back, night after night, just to make sure you were still alright with him seeing you like this.
“You can say no anytime you want, sweet girl,” he’d mutter, “I won’t mind.”
But you’d always shake your head, eager to learn, eager to please. And fuck, Joel can’t help it when he fucks his fingers into you a little too hard, treats you a little too rough. He’d a bad fuckin’ man, God, he shouldn’t even be near you.
When you’d both started this, you’d been quiet and uncertain about what you wanted, leaving Joel to ease it out of you with soft touches across your body and licks of his tongue into your mouth.
Now, though. Now Joel thinks he’s made a fuckin’ monster.
You crave him in ways he’d never thought you capable of, dragging him to your bedroom when he gets home and stripping him down before he’s had a chance to say hello. You beg him to fuck you, use you, anytime he wants.
“Need it Joel,” you’ll whisper, pulling him with you. “Fuck, I’ve been thinking about it all day.”
You don’t even make it to the bedroom today. No, you corner him while he’s making dinner for you both, turning him until his back is pressed against the counter. You look at him with those pretty, pretty eyes, warm and gorgeous and calling to him like a goddamn siren, as you sink to your knees.
“Sweetheart, you can’t-” he stutters over his words like a virgin, and all you do is look up at him as you unbutton his jeans, pull his fly open and free his cock. It’s fucking sinful, the way it looks huge next to your pretty little mouth, the way you press it against your cheek, looking up at him with all of the fucking innocence he’s taken from you.
“What Joel?” You coo, pressing gentle kisses up his shaft before sucking the tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around it for one horrible, maddening moment, before pulling back again. “You don’t want me to suck your cock?”
Joel is going to fucking die here, in this kitchen, if you keep talking like that, keep licking at his cock and looking at him like that from the floor. “Darlin’, fuck ‘course I want you, but fuck, not here. We can go to bed-”
“Too far,” you whine, and Joel doesn’t have a chance to fucking breathe before you’re sucking his cock into your mouth, bobbing down as far as you can before he hits the back of your throat, and motherfucking Christ, that’s it, he’s going to die.
You suck his cock like a goddamn pro, like you hadn’t just learned to do this a few months ago. And Joel should feel bad, he should feel some modicum of guilt for making this pretty, innocent nurse into such a filthy little thing, but he can’t bring himself to when it feels so good. So fucking hot and wet, and your fingers digging into his thighs over his jeans.
“God damn it, baby,” he grunts when you hollow your cheeks, making it that much tighter and his head is spinning, fuck, he must be losing it. You fucking smile around his cock, bobbing deeper, pumping the part of his cock that can’t fit in your mouth with a slick hand. “Suckin’ me so good, that’s so fuckin’ perfect, shit-”
His hips twitch uncontrollably, shoving his cock far, too far down your throat. You choke, pulling off of him immediately, pumping him in your hand as you gasp for breath. And Joel fears he’ll pass out when a line of spit connects the tip of his cock to your bottom lip. “Shit, sorry, sweetheart-” he grunts, but you only smile up at him, pumping him quick and so overwhelmingly perfect. Joel’s knees threaten to start shaking.
“You can fuck my mouth, Joel,” you say, blinking up at him slowly, sweetly. “I promise I don’t mind.”
Joel’s vision blurs at the edges, and he sucks in a labored breath through clenched teeth as you suck him into your mouth all over again. Your hands wrap around his wrists, tugging his hands into your hair, and fuck, how can Joel resist you? He’s never been able to, and damn it, he probably never will.
He curls his hands into your hair, pumping his hips up into your mouth as far as you can take him, before pulling out again. Fuck, what would people say if they knew Joel Miller had the little nurse, with the baked goods and kind smile, on her knees in his kitchen, fucking her mouth like she’s no more than a filthy fucking whore.
His cock throbs in your mouth as he drags his hips in and out, in and out. You make obscene, sinful fucking sounds, little whines when he pulls out, loud, wet sucking noises when he pushes back in. You just kneel and fucking take it, letting him pull your mouth onto his cock with his fist gripped in your hair.
From the corner of his eye, Joel can see your hand move, subtle and silent. He nearly chokes when that pretty, delicate hand disappears between your thighs, rubbing at your clit through your pants as Joel fucks into your mouth like a goddamn madman. The sight nearly makes him black out.
His orgasm rushes into him without warning, and he can barely choke out a rough, “Fuck, gonna cum-” before he’s shooting his cum down your throat. You moan around him like you love it, the vibrations reverberating up his fucking spine.
Joel Miller is a bad fuckin’ man, but he thinks this might be what heaven feels like. It's probably as close to heaven as he's gonna get.
When he finally releases his grip on your hair, you lean back, letting his sticky cock slip from your mouth, and Joel watches as you stick your tongue out, showing him that you swallowed every drop. Joel’s spent cock twitches between his thighs.
“Take your fuckin’ clothes off,” he mutters, dark and deep and every bit the bad man everyone thinks he is. “Right now.”
You smile softly, standing up off the floor and pressing yourself against him. “Why don’t we go to bed, Joel?” you murmur in his ear, and Joel growls.
He spins you both around until you’re bent over the counter, ass out for him.
“Too far,” he murmurs, and wrenches your pants down your thighs.
#joel and his giant dick will be the death of me#love him for that#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#joel miller x female reader#joel miller fic#joel miller smut#tlou smut#tlou fic
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Alisaie Leveilleur, stealing LBs and taking vulns
i have a blank here
#funny to see this 2 year old meme still being used haha#FFXIV#alisaie leveilleur#me running pld so i can cover alisaie when she lbs in a middle of an aoe#remember when yoship said yshtola would never lb because it's a dps loss#love him for that
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Close up of Wills face when El dumps Mike
LOL
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The way Wille told Felice "yeah, it's not that bad, I just lost the love of my life, the school is closing because of me, my mother is really ill because of me and I'll probably be king at 18, no big deal." sarcasm mode was so on.
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Please, this part was so funny for no reason.
#ffxiv emet selch#emet selch#ffxiv spoilers#ffxiv memes#ffxiv shadowbringers#ffxiv shitposting#shadowbringers#shadowbringers spoilers#ffxiv#ff14 spoilers#ff14#okay mr sorcerer of eld#behold.#counterspell#he’s so extra#love him for that
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so saberspark’s video just came out
they know about us y’all
the writers looked at the turtles and went ‘yep. this is gonna attract the queers isn’t it’
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt mikey#rise mikey#rottmnt raph#rise raph#rottmnt april o’neil#rottmnt april#rise april o’neil#rise april#leo is gay#there’s no question#love him for that
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He grows
But he does not change
#love him for that#and you know what? he's right#go get your husband He Tian#19 days#tianshan#mo guan shan#he tian
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I love thinking about Chip and CEO's interactions
Not only is Craig ruining this man's life with the override but he's also Chip's boss, so he would get dragged to stuff like dumb company parties and Chip just has to sit there miserably and be a good employee. Craig would tell the waiters at a restaurant it's Chip's birthday and they would sing and put a dumb hat on him
#toontown#corporate clash#ttcc#chip revvington#chainsaw consultant#ceo#craig edgar oilcan#the mingler#fanart#art tag#I love Chip so much#I love Chip bc you feel sympathetic for him but at the same time he's kinda an asshole and lowkey deserves to be put in Situations#Love him for that
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why are gay people this insane
#no thoughts just action#love him for that#nico di angelo#pjo#hoo#pjo/hoo#rick riordan#riordanverse#solangelo#percy jackson
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what if i say they are cute then what
they looked like a married couple
#they i mean archie#tired baby and just flirt with everyone on sight#love him for that#also his clothes MY GOD#archie madekwe#barry keoghan#farleigh start#oliver quick#saltburn#saltburn 2023#saltburn spoilers
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I made a thing
#dont mess with us rogue one fans#theres like 8 of us#rogue one#cassian andor#jyn erso#rebelcaptain#andor#sw#sw memes#this man is doomed by the narrative#love him for that
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The Fandom: “Dorian is such a nice, soft sweet man ☺️”
*the Dorian in question*
“I should have sliced Cain open the minute he laid a hand on you.”
“Dorian would have gleefully killed Chaol’s father.”
“You said that last summer and I almost punched his teeth out.”
“A smile danced on Dorian’s lips as he unleashed his magic again, as chunks of Wyvern and witch fell.”
“I killed my father. I purged my own court, I have no doubt that I would do the same once more-across this continent.”
“He smiled at the spider, then he struck. Invisible hands wrapped around her neck and twisted.”
“He chuckled, letting a wisp of his fire burn her, wrapping around her pale throat.”
#not to mention the two times he uses the thought of murdering Manon’s grandma as f0replay 🤣#just a princeling with some violent thoughts#love him for that#throne of glass#dorian havilliard#manon blackbeak#manorian#sjm universe#manon x dorian#empire of storms#kingdom of ash#throne of glass meme#throne of glass series
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I love it when a story has a man in it that just loves his wife so much he'll just mention her whenever possible also love it even more when they mention her because of reasons like "my wife would know what to do in this situation" real himbo energy
this is why columbo is the best detective btw
#was reading a book#and one charecter metiond his wife whenever someone asked him a question#he was also a idiot#love him for that#196#columbo is so wife pilled#himbo#columbo
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