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thegoodmorningman · 1 year

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"I greet you, Good Sun. I was simply Dancing On My Own."

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meteors-lotr · 5 months

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Lotr + The Hobbit as The Onion Headlines

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coconi · 2 years

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based on this

#botw #breath of the wild #legend of zelda #loz #link #impa #revali #teba #vilia #sidon #beedle #lord help me i'm back on my bullshit #what would hyrule's version of the onion be called i wonder lmao #loz shitpost

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multifandomnonsense · 1 year

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The Onion 'things never to say to someone who just came out' Ninjago addition

Link to the original here (I used all but 1 of them)

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mywingsareonwheels · 1 year

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All of the comparisons with Poirot etc. are valid, especially considering the Agatha Christie influences on both Knives Out and (especially) Glass Onion, but actually the Golden Age detective Benoit Blanc most reminds me of is Lord Peter Wimsey. Especially with the epic obfuscating chattiness/stupidity. Blanc turns up his Southern Hokeyness to eleven when he wants people to underestimate him; Wimsey turns up his Upper-Class Twit, for the same reasons and in the same way. (And in both cases it’s a play on their own real mannerisms and accent, but they deploy it as a shield and a weapon.) Both are epically courteous, polite, and friendly, but you Do Not Want To Piss Them Off by being horrifying.

Also if anyone wants to write a backstory for Benoit/Philip in which Benoit saves Philip from a false accusation of murder and Philip spends years unsure whether he wants to get together with this man who saved him because gratitude is a terrifying burden, etc... omg I would read the fuck out of that. :D

#benoit blanc #benoit x philip #knives out #glass onion #lord peter wimsey #dorothy l sayers

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geekysteven · 1 year

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[Image description Tweet from rapscallison "[Benoit Blanc voice] and nine to the race of men, who above all else desire—what? powah. precisely. but they were all of them deCEIved. for ANOTHAH ring was made" with a bad photoshop by me of Elrond with Benoit Blanc's face sitting down, with a speech bubble above his head connecting to the tweet.]

#image described #image description added #described images #knives out #glass onion knives out #knives out glass onion #glass onion #lord of the rings #benoit blanc #elrond #lotr #lotr memes #jrr tolkien #middle earth #sauron

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i-cant-believe-it-s-not-grimdark · 7 months

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