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tenpin-boleyn · 5 years

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Rebellious Parr at School!

These were thought up by @wolfies-chew-toy and I- mostly MB- because Cathy going through teenage rebellion is I C O N I C

There are some teenage Anne in here too but mostly our girl Cathy P 🖤

Also I’m sorry about the length- I’m on mobile so I can’t add a read more :)

•Anne got her heelys confiscated, so she decided to sandpaper the bottom of her shoes so she can slide around like a penguin. No wheels? No problem.

•Catherine being the feminist icon that all teachers fear:

“NO I AM NOT READING ROMEO AND JULIET AS ITS A DEROGATORY REPRESENTATION OF WOMEN AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH”

Then Catherine promptly gets removed from the class.

“Catherine don’t you have English right now?”

“Don’t you have your funeral!!.... oh my god Mrs lynn I’m so sorry” because Cathy is a badass but she still has feelings

•Confusing the teachers on a daily basis:

"Hitler is kinda like Kim Jong Un dont you think?"

"Miss Parr and Miss Seymour what are you talking about?"

"Miss, isn't Kim Jong Un rather like Hitler?"

"Please stop discussing your Kpop idols in my class."

•The school has different colors led name tags for the different years, eg. Seventh year, yellow, eighth year green etc.

You can bet your ass Parr has a name tag in each colour and wears them all at once. It ranges from her actual name to Catradora. She has a name tag that just says CatParr420 and wears it everywhere.

And 90% of the time she wears a blank one and carries around a marker

“Umm excuse me what’s your name?”

Which prompts Cathy to draw on a fake name.

“Anita Willtolive”!

•She draws penises on all the whiteboards of every class she enters in permanent marker.

•One time the school used a drone to film the morning assembly and the noise annoyed Cathy so much she picked her book from morning reading up and h u r l e d it at the drone.

All you can hear before the recording stops is “YEET”

Did she get detention? Yes

Was it worth it? HELL YES

•You can bet your bottom dollar that Anne is in that detention too.

Anne's reasons for detention range from stuff like chatting to general shenaniganery but Cathy is just oPEN DEFIANCE

•She only is nice to her classmates

•And selected teachers

•She's a dick to everyone else

•But if she sees a kid on their own she’ll go out of her way to be lovely to them and to that one annoying teacher she hates, she’s a hell raiser

•She once moved the empty table next to her desk away to the other end of the class to stop teachers from sitting next to her- whilst the teacher was trying to sit at said desk.

•Catherine openly questioning EVERYTHING

“But if everyone is only nice to get into heaven surely that defeats the purpose and they’re being fake”

•She would fall asleep in front of the teacher

She'd just yell goodnight really loudly and knock out on her desk

•Honestly it’s a wonder she hasn’t been kicked out, but Jane thinks it’s because her grades bring up the school average

•She does her homework the moment she gets it and is finished by the end of the day

•Anne just puts in her file and lets it rot

•Parr gets in trouble for handing in Anne’s homework that Parr did but Anne has no idea. Cathy just wanted to make sure she didn’t fail

•Anne teaches Parr how to get discounts in the cafeteria, because Parr needs free cookies.

•Parr is Anne's defender when it comes to detentions

•She gives the teacher her Stare™️ and they instantly clam up

•Their detention desks are side by side and they have like those partners in crime necklaces but instead of two halves on their necklaces they’re carved into the tables

They they put them together they just line up

“Parr scares all the teachers except the German teacher who is literally Satan.

•Anne looks scary but she is basically harmless

•Parr looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly but given the chance she would 100% bite her teacher's hand off

•Anne has like five piercings and the messiest uniform in existence while Parr has only one piercing in each ear and the neatest uniform in existence but the moment Parr opens her mouth you better run

•She once bit a first year because they got in her way

•Cross any of Parr's friends or Parr herself and you might as well drop out because you'll be on a hit list for your whole education career

•She’s got a little black book of people that’s annoyed her because eventually she forgets but she’s too petty to let her memory get the better of her

•Anne has been on it at least once but Parr always strikes her name out

•She once kicked Parr in the stomach trying to show off her sandpapered shoes

•The shoe flew off and hit Parr in the stomach

She would have screamed at Anne but Anne’s puppy dog eyes are irresistible

Especially at 12 years old because she’s literally a baby

Like not even in a sexual way, you just can’t say no to those eyes

•Seymour has also been on the list once

But Parr got her revenge

What did Seymour do? She keeps taking Parrs highlighters

So Parr makes her pay money for every time she uses her highlighters

And one day a teacher sees and thinks it’s a drug deal

Every late payment is + 1 quid

Jane knows better than to accumulate late payments because Parr is ruthless when it comes to money

•When a classmate lost Parrs calculator and didn't pay her back, Parr literally carved owe money pay money onto her desk and got that person's friends to remind them daily till they paid her back

•Every time that person saw Parr in the hallways they'd turn around and head the other direction

•Tardies don't matter when the most trigger-happy person in school is out for your blood

•The day that she’s sat next to Parr in the seating plan is the day she moves schools

•Even then Parr still tracks her down

•She waits for them at the school gate with the most murderous smile on her face

•You just see Anne behind her chewing gum, snapping her fingers and doing jazz hands

•And the person is rapidly dialing their parents while screaming MOM COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED

•Suddenly Aragon pulls up with the others and shouts at the pair “get in losers we’re going shopping”

"How the hell did you even find them Cathy?"

"I just followed the smell of crippling debt and it led me here."

“No seriously how?”

“Anne never turns her snapmaps off”

•Also Parr made the PE teacher cry more than once. More than twice. Okay it was 27 times.

•Parr has a pen knife and people try to confiscate it but she just brings out a printed sheet of paper that says that “a knife may be carried as a self defence weapon if it is under 9 inches and is retractable”

•She made the history teacher quit.

•One time she threatened to give someone salmonella because they were giving Anne and Kat a hard time

•Both Anne and Kat are in special ed and someone thought it'd be funny to bully them cuz of it

•She was skipping class in the toilets and two girls walk in and start bad mouthing Anne and Kitty so she kicks open her door and looks at them whilst sucking a lolly pop “hello bitches say goodbye to ur eyebrows”

•Parr is super defensive of the two of them

•She teases them sure but if anyone else tries, they have to sleep with one eye open

•Anne and Kat don't understand why people keep coming up and apologizing to them

•When they ask Parr, she just shrugs and smiles

•Parr used to be super motivated back in year seven. When year eleven rolled around, she became a little more rebellious, first the name tags, then the mouthing off. Then it escalated further and further. No one else but Parr and Anne knows what happened to cause this change

•Parr is soft for Anne and Kat and Anne and Kat alone

•She roughs up Aragon, Seymour and Cleves bc she knows they can take it. She's soft when she needs to be and not many people see that side of her

•Her favourite teachers rarely see that side either. Only during teacher's day when she sneaks into the staffroom to give them homemade cookies

•Parr wears leather jackets to class and no one dares question her.

•Anne learnt Chinese and how to play the guitar during detention so that she could sing for Parr the next time they had a session together

•Anne singing Unchained Melody exactly like in ghost the musical, and does the little elvis riff too

•Parr and Anne facetime and do Kahoots together because they need to study aka theyre competitive as shit

•Cathy gets excited in class and stands on her chair and yells "I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK. U COMING TO KILL ME???" And promptly gets removed from the class.

•Parr gets a "Little Miss Adventurous" award for having the most travelled converstation.

BONUS:

•The queens doing that egg project where they have to bring an egg home and keep it for a week

•Anne calls hers Eggward Eggburt.

•Aragon drops it the moment she gets it

•Anne brings the egg home and makes it into an omelette

•Jane does well till the sixth day where she goes fuck it and uses it to bake cookies.

•Cleves breaks it during lunch after Anne called her a name and she threw it at her

•Kat gives hers to Jane and it's baked into chocolate chip cookies

•Parr shuts hers in the fridge for a week and takes it out at the end of the week

•Anne gets asked where her egg is and she pats her stomach which results in Kitty yelling “YOURE PREGNANT?!”

•Jane gets asked where her egg is and she holds up this cookie jar and offers the teacher one

•Parr is praised for being the only one in class for having an intact egg and then she grabs the egg and breaks it on the teacher's head cuz she 'needed to shut up'

#anne boleyn #six the musical #millie o'connell #aimie atkinson #katherine howard #catherine parr #catherine of aragon #grace mouat

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turtle-steverogers · 5 years

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Happy Fucking Halloween

I meant to post this earlier, but i forgot. Anyway, enjoy some disaster boys on Halloween. Kinda late now, but whatever.

Also these boys have a singular brain cell between them- they trade it off

Also this isn’t edited but it’s fine

Can you spot the vine reference? yeet

Ship: Ralbert

Warning: THEYRE HIGH AGAIN (can you tell i have fun writing them high?)

“HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ASSHOLE,” Race nearly threw his phone in surprise when his boyfriend, Albert, bust into his bedroom wearing a skeleton onesie.

“Babe, it’s only been Halloween for like,” he glanced at the clock, which read 12:02 am, “Two minutes.”

“Exactly,” Albert said, hopping onto Race’s bed, a manic glint in his eye, “We’re wasting time.”

“Wasting time to do what?”

“C’mon, get up,” Albert tugged at his arm, pulling him into a sitting position, “I wanna go ghost hunting.”

“You wanna- wait, what?”

“Ghost hunting. I wanna do it. It’s the spookiest day of the year, I wanna make the most of it.”

“Where exactly do you intend to do this?” Race asked, picking up his sweatshirt off the floor and pulling it over his head.

“There’s a cemetery not far off campus, so I was thinking we’d start there?”

“Okay. Sure, what am I gonna do? Say no?” Race said, throwing his hands up.

Albert grinned, “That’s the spooky spirit. Lemme just get something from my room, then we’ll go,” he launched himself off of Race’s bed and sprinted out of the room. Race chuckled to himself and grabbed his shoes from beside his door before heading out to the living room. He sat down on the floor and slipped on his sneakers. A few more minutes passed, then Albert slid out of his room and across their wood floor in a pair of ghost slippers, nearly falling into Race in the process. He had put the hood of his onesie up and a drawstring bag was secured on his back. What was in the bag, Race didn’t wanna know. But, he assumed he’d find out either way.

“Okay,” He exclaimed, clapping his hands together, “Let’s go.”

The walk to the cemetery was shorter than Race had anticipated and soon enough, they were climbing the polished wooden fence that surrounded it. The cemetery itself had a mix of older and newer looking graves. If Race squinted, he could make out the outline of an old building near the back and he had a feeling that’s where Albert wanted to go. Albert swung his drawstring bag around to his front and pulled out a flashlight. He clicked it on and held it under his chin as he continued to rummage through the bag.

“Fuck,” He murmured, “I coulda sworn I’d packed my- aha!” With a triumphant flourish, he pulled out a small pen-like object.

“Albert,” He groaned, “You brought your dab pen? Seriously? I don’t think we should be getting high in here.”

Albert studied him for a moment, then took a long drag, “So you have the brain cell today. Interesting.”

Race let out an offended squawk, “Excuse me, I always have the brain cell.”

“Debatable,” Albert held the dab pen out for Race, who scowled before taking it from him. He inhaled deeply, holding it in his lungs for a moment to allow the weed to process in his system.

They traded the pen back and forth several more times before Albert stowed it back into his bag. Race began to giggle as the weed took affect. Albert loosely grabbed his arm, pulling him between graves as they made their way to the building in the back.

“Albie,” Race said, sounding out each syllable, “What the fuck is that building. It looks so spooky,” he giggled again.

“I dunno, Race,” Albert slurred as they approached the front door, “But you’re so right it does look fuckin’ spooky, brah!”

Race blinked a few times as his eyes started to dry out. His mouth felt like it was filled with cotton and he smacked his lips a few times, “M’mouth is all funny.”

“Itsa kissable mouth,” Albert turned towards him and grabbed his face, kissing him sloppily.

“Albert, no,” Race said, pushing him away, “No kissing. Not here.”

Albert furrowed his brow, then nodded, “Yeah. No kissing, brah,” He paused, then pouted, “I don’t like that I keep saying brah. Makes me feel like a surfer dude.”

“Aha! Sahhh dude,” Race laughed.

“Sahh, dude- AH!”

Both of them jumped as a loud thump came from within the house. It sounded like it was coming from the loft.

“Ah, fuck,” Albert said, pointing the flashlight in the direction that the sound came from, “The ghosts are here.”

“Albieeeeee, I don’t wanna dieee. Can we leave?” Race whined, trying to tug Albert away from the house.

“No,” Albert said, determination in his unfocused eyes, “I wanted to hunt ghosts. We’re hunting ghosts.”

“You owe me,” Race said, glaring at Albert.

“Owe you what?”

“I dunno, something good.”

“I’ll suck your dick later.”

Race lit up, “Okay! Let’s go hunt ghosts!”

Albert shouldered open the door and the two of them tiptoed inside. It was dark and mostly empty. It looked like it had once been some sort of storage building, but had long since been abandoned- no doubt a result of the graveyard being built around it.

“Where to?” Race whispered loudly.

“Uhhhh,” Albert scanned the room until his light landed on a flight of stairs near one corner, “There.”

The stairs creaked violently as they half-walked, half-stumbled up towards the second floor. The next level was also empty, save for a small ladder leading to the loft in one corner and a heap of wood by a window. It looked like the wood had been tampered with. There were planks scattered messily around the initial pile and upon closer inspection, they found skeletons of small mammals strewn across the floor.

“The fuck?” Albert wrinkled his nose.

Race shrugged, his eyelids drooping heavily as he bent down to pick at a mouse skeleton, “I dunno, man,” He laughed and shoved the skeleton in Albert’s face, causing him to go crossed eyed, “Oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead.”

Albert reached out and flicked his forehead, “Dumbass.”

“Hey! You said I have the brain cell, you-”

Before he could finish, something dropped out of the loft, hissing at them loudly. Albert and Race screamed, backing into the wall as the creature advanced towards them.

“Albie, ohmygod,” Race half-shouted, half-sobbed,”We’re gonna die! Fuck, we’re gonna die and you didn’t even get to suck my dick!”

Albert was trying to climb onto the pile of wood as he screamed, “What the fuck, Race. What the fuck is that- it looks like Spot!”

The thing kept lumbering towards them, slowly gaining speed, “I don’t know!” Race shouted, “Throw something at it!”

Albert picked up a plank of wood, throwing aimlessly in the direction of the animal. It landed loudly a few feet away from the animal and for a moment, it was distracted. It changed course, waddling instead towards the wood and Albert and Race took the opportunity to scramble off the pile towards the stairs. As they passed the animal, Albert shone his light on it. It was a fucking badger.

They didn’t stop running until they reached the fence. Climbing the fence while sober was one thing, but climbing it while high was a different story completely. It took them several attempts and more than a few scrapes, but eventually they landed unsteadily on the other side, panting heavily.

“The fuck was that?” Race asked, collapsing on the grass and draping an arm across his eyes.

“A fucking, uh, badger,” Albert answered, “The stripey head things.”

“You have a stripey head.”

“Take that back, motherfucker.”

“No.”

They caught their breath for a few more minutes, then began the journey back to campus. When they returned, it was a little passed 1:30 am. They buzzed into their dorm building, only to be met by Jack and Spot leaving.

“Race? Al?” Jack asked, “We were just aboutta go look for y’all. You weren’t in your dorm when we came to get you for Elmer’s Halloween thing, so we figured you’d gone to do something stupid.”

“And it looks like we were right,” Spot raised his eyebrows, taking in the two boys in front of him, “Are you two high?”

Race fixed him with a dazed look, “A fucking badger, Spot. A fucking badger.”

Spot cocked his head, eyes narrowing in confusion, “What?”

Albert snickered, “It looked like you, Spottie.”

“You two are so fucked,” Jack said, shaking his head.

Race chuckled and leaned into Albert’s side, “Happy Halloween, queens. Happy fucking Halloween.”

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judesave · 5 years

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helo it is me nai bk again w chara #2. i hd jude at the old lockwood some of u may remember him he is? frankly my pride n joy n like the only male chara i’ve ever been able to properly stick w. here is his muse tag n here is his pinterest board if ur into tht stuff. gna just dive in bc its 8am n i still haven’t slept rip!

( nai. 22. gmt. she/her. ) it might be HIS JUNIOR year but I still think JUDE HAYWARD looks exactly like DOUGLAS BOOTH and sometimes I think the CIS-MALE is actually them. Of course I’m wrong, as they’re 23 and studying ARTwhile living in POTENTAS here at Lockwood. The PISCES can be rather WITTY and PROTECTIVE, but also kind of RUDE and DETACHED. Their most played song on Spotify was ASLEEP by THE SMITHS, so I think that says a lot.

born in sheffield in england, bt they went back and forth between there n san fran a lot

jude was an unhappy accident. his parents never rly used protection bc they were super Liberal n Au Naturel n believed in the pull out method bc… they were maniacs. bt then the ONE time they used a condom in an effort to b safety conscious it broke n hence…. jude was born

they just kind of ran w it bc they had such a passionate relationship tht they were like What The Hell…. may as well! itll be fine we’ll learn to be good parents n love him like normal ppl do

spoiler alert: tht didn’t work out

they were ok to him like they weren’t super abusive or anything like that bt they just found him to be a massive burden n hindrance to their plans

they literally….. had sex all day every day n acted like a pair of teenagers. it ws a super weird environment for a kid to grow up in bc he literally had no role models or… guidance or…. anything rly. occasionally they’d joke around w him or pretend they even knew what grade he was going into but for the most part they just Didn’t Care one bit

they were both suuuuper into the arts. they’re both rly good sculptors bt they paint too n they actually own a rly successful gallery in san fran

as a result he grew up around a lot of creative n sometimes pretentious ppl. the friends of his parents were more present in his life than his ACTUAL parents bc they were always jetting off to diff countries to scout out new pieces fr their galleries n just have a gd time in beautiful places without…. the annoyance tht ws their son forcing them to b responsible n look after someone else. tbh some of them were rly damaging too bt….i won’t go into that just yet. it doesn’t rly…need properly explaining bc jude never talks abt it anyway n it….is rather triggering so i’ll jst….leav it for now tbh fgkhdfgh. basically they just were Not Nice n jude had a lot of bad memories he keeps repressed

bc of how he ws raised he has a p cultured taste. he luvs classic lit, especially kerouac, n p much anything artsy. he can play piano 2 n sometimes gets rly high n thinks he’s mozart level gd at composing. i mean he’s gd bt… Calm Down Jude

personality wise he acts out sometimes bc he’s so frustrated. he tried rly hard to be someone his parents wld care abt by doing wild or stupid things so he’d hav funny stories to tell them n tbh sometimes it works n he gets them to laugh w him but it isn’t a parent/son bond n it never rly wil b. he’s rly sarcastic, sleeps around a lot bt isn’t particularly fond of actual Dates except in rare cases, has an overflowing secret sketchbook n if he cares abt someone he’ll probably draw them n get rly defensive if they find out abt it fkjgdhfkj bcos he’s an Independent Boy without a sentimental bone in his body. or so he tries to pretend. pretty deadpan humour most of the time. luvs strange ppl tht keep him on his toes

he has rly bad insomnia so he like never sleeps fgjkhfgjkf he always has rly sleepy eyes n rubs them tiredly mid conversation. he smokes a lot of weed to try n compensate fr this n make him tired bt he still struggles a lot. he also... smokes a lot fr the sake of his depression bc HOO boy does he hav it bad! he’s tried a bunch of medications n none have rly worked bt u kno. he’s surviving

ummMMMMmm honestly idk i’m blankin on what else to say. ull find him smoking weed reading an american classic or gnawing at his thumbnail n getting charcoal smudges along that Dramatic model jawline. he’s p broody n scruffy n he’s mostly here fr a good time. o and he’s That Guy that would die fr morrissey and all that stone roses the smiths etc stuff music wise. HMU FR PLOTS!!!!!! i’m down fr anything

#lw:intro #depression tw #drugs tw #this is so brief i jst c+p'd an old intro n honestly i feel like it doesn't even? cover a lot of stuff bt its so late this is all i can Give #insomnia tw #is tht a thing idk

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