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all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual · 2 years

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Brett with fake Poppies scanned from So Young

#i am so sorry about the scanline #i tried to fix it but that made it worse so i just left it #brett anderson #suede #suede band #my scans #look at him he's high as fuck #book scans

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sunderberry · 3 months

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and angel was so proud of himself for being able to carry mr-hollow-bones husk over here

based on the hc where husk died from falling, and that's why his demon form is an ironic mix between two animals that should not be taking fall damage

so yeah he's afraid of heights and that's why he doesn't fly

aftermath:

they'll be okay

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #angelhusk #huskerdust #angel dusk you're too tall look at that you scared the kitty #i posted this to my new twitter account since when i checked this morning i was finally unshadowbanned #BUT THEN WHEN I CHECKED AGAIN AFTER I POSTED I WAS REBANNED??#i'm gonna punch muskrat in the face #i was kinda embarrassed to post this with how heavily headcanon this is but uh..#fuck cringe #i'm proud of this #also you know in episode 3 where vaggie is throwing the gang into the trenches and husk runs away?#i don't think that was just bc vaggie scared him #i think he was genuinely terrified of being thrown off a high place again #sun art

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thepunkmuppet · 7 days

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gerard way has looked like about 300 different people throughout his life and I can shamelessly say that I am deeply and madly in love with every single one of them

#yes this still applies to scraggly homeless-looking bear gerard in 2017-2020 (ish) fucking fight me #also he was a cutie in high school #I’m 16 and if he went to my college I would literally fall in love with him don’t even #I’m just whipped basically this post is me saying I am pathetic and in love and whipped 🫶#speakfromtheheartbeeeefletcher #gerard way #gee way #mcr #my chem #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #suddenly needing the gerard way eras tour #respectfully idgaf about some white lady in different coloured leotards GIVE ME SKELETON BLACK PARADE GERARD TURNING INTO PARTY POISON

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hellafluff · 25 days

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Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her

#post-thessia is sooooooooo fucking devastating #Shepard's stress is so high all her friends are trying to crack through the soldier to get to the woman to make sure shes okay #i LOVE the conversation with joker where he tells her Anderson wanted HIM to look after HER #in a galaxy that is on fire and these people trying to keep the firebreak maintained for just a little longer theyre all worried #ABOUT SHEPARD #and shepard knows she cant breakdown shes channeling all the stress and fear into action and anger instead of showing how scared she is #even when everyone around her is saying its okay to show that to them because theyre her friends and family but she CANT #i love mass effect #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #shakarian #crazee talk

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shima-draws · 8 days

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Started watching Film Gold and I cannot BELIEVE they chose Zoro to be the damsel. Now all three of Luffy’s boyfriends have had a chance to be rescued by him LMAO

#Shima speaks #HE’S GONE FOR HALF THE MOVIE BC HE’S TRAPPED IN GOLD LMAOOOO #Love that for him tbh. He gets to be the damsel in distress this time <3 #Still not as homoerotic as whatever the fuck was happening in WCI but still pretty high up there #Tfw you have to save your boyfriend but he looks so PRETTY as a gold statue. Sighs dreamily #One Piece #Zolu #Zoro

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primrosebow · 2 months

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Alright .

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Woah that was quick!!!! If I get peer pressured enough I may do a part 2 to this one

!content warnings!: nsfw again. Who would have thunketh it⚰️

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Heheehehehehehehe it's lucifer in pentagram lingerie

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When you get him this riled up, he can't help but let out noises, even if it is unprompted. To remedy this embarrassment, he bites his tongue instead, exposing the forked tip that just drives you nuts

Looks at you expectantly with those lidded eyes he gives you only when he has the most impure of intentions.

I think a deep, cool toned red would suit him quite well. Something like mahogany, it'd contrast well with his pale skin. Well, it wouldn't be pale for too long, he blushes profusely whenever you even look at him.

No matter how shy his words and looks may seem, he arches his back and presents himself to you, beckoning you to ravage him in the way he oh so desires.

Quite the night that you two have ahead of you!

Wow I am so high. That's all the slop I have for tonight unless some evil force compells me to do something else

Whwhwhwehehehe I am so gonna do a part 2. Oh but will any knights in shining armor come into my little inbox and ask for it? Inform me of their wishes and desires? The ways they would make him gasp and moan like he's any other cheap whore from the lust ring? I wouldn't know. I'm just a silly little goofster full of whimsy and cosmic horror.

Tell me to do it, ask me about my plans with making mead, tell me about how pianos are so much easier to play when you're in a church. Whatever. Do your thing guyze

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer #ohhhh i like this one #i am too high to be looking at him for too long cause I might act up #bastard. wife stealing bastard #I will have him like he's worth less than the ground I walk on #i will make him aware of the priviledge it is #oh wow i should shut the fuck up.#buh byeerrhrhrhrh

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 4 months

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additional work doodles on stolen printer paper ft. Jiang Cheng meeting various dog breeds

cuz I feel like it would be a hoot watching this guy react to the ecclectic variety of pooches the world has to offer

#little dogs? yes plz #large dogs like REALLY large dogs? he loves them!#let jiang cheng have dogs #he'll end up loving even the ridiculous looking ones #and give them all matching ridiculous frufru names #he'll bring one of his dogs with him to conferences #if he likes the sect hosting he'll bring one of the smaller and polite ones #if he DOESN'T then he'll roll up accompanied by a massive drooling beastie the size of small horse #u know one of those dogs whose panting is audible across a room? imagine one of them in the fucking high-ceiling echo chambers the jin like #to host dinners in cuz it flaunts their wealth and then trying to hold a discussion #“now on the issue of chief cultivator-” *PANT PANT PANT SCHLORP PANT PANT PANT*#corgi #basset hound #great dane #daschund #(imagine explaining the phrase 'weiner dog' to the grumpiest sect leader xD)#sheepdog #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #mdzs #fan art #the untamed #sketches

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chitinleg · 1 year

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"Mister Bashir, what a pleasure it is to finally meet you."

Julian, why in god's name would you invite him to play the villain?

#my art #ds9 #julian bashir #elim garak #star trek deep space nine #garashir #image desc in alt text #pencil #ok so on the outset it may look to some viewers as though julian invited garak to play the villain to get dommed by the scary lizard #this is not the case. not in my heart #in my heart julian felt a burst of something funny when Garak asked him ''what if you'd killed me''#and he responded ''what makes you think i wasn't trying'' and garaks face blooms into a sudden understanding and respect. ooh.#That's that heady shit. catching garak off guard. ooooh. that's that High Quality Endorphins Happening. but. gotta pack that up for later #(he will not unpack that later) because garak also just threatened to kill 5 of his friends who are STILL IN DANGER. NO TIME FOR THIS.#so after everything. and MONTHS after OMB. he invites garak to something like a playful rematch. sort of.#after all theres only so long that garak can stomach being a sidekick u know? he needs to be able to do his own machinations.#so they make a character for him thats a villain. a little more cerebral than falcon. a little more ambiguous in his motivations.#now there's also. a secret game at play here (there are always games. doctor) and its actually between garak and his own self #you see garak Also wants bashir to defeat his character. he also wants to be shocked. challenged. a little dismantled even (state forbid!)#and because garak wants that for himself? hes going to fight tooth and fucking nail to make sure it doesn't happen.#that Gayle clip from ''COMPANY IS COMING'' but its garak yelling ''WE CAN'T LET THEM KNOW WE [WANT]!!!''#and its a horrible idea for both of them but. oh so so exciting #you understand.#these rituals arent intricate so much as they are transparent but all encompassing. a fish doesnt know its swimming in water until its out #you understand? you understand.#thank you to anyone who found the time to read these tags i hope you enjoyed yourself and/or found what you were looking for #also garak is dressed so boring bc hes hiding himself u know how it is

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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month

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It's canon that Jason Todd can only be attracted to people who're willing to stand up to him and hates the idea of sex without love and i feel someone needs to tell the DC fandom that