Expectation: exciting buddycop show about time travel with Loki and Owen Wilson
Reality: metaphors for religious predetermination and deep delves into Loki’s psyche and self-perception
rating all the loki outifts- part 1
1. Avengers 1 Loki
I love the drama of this outfit. Also love the uncomfortably heavy helmet. #beautyb4duty. Classic black green and gold aesthetic, more black than the others because he's Sad Inside. Love that.
2. TVA prison outfit
Disgusting. Horrible. I don't have words to express how much I hate this. @marvel I'm suing for emotional damages. It's absolutely shapeless, save for the little waist cinching elastic at the back, which is it's only redeeming quality. Beige just happens to be the worst colour you could ever wear. Without any armour plates on his arms they look noodly. At least I can appreciate the fact that it has pockets.
3. TVA uniform
An upgrade, sure! But it's still a disgusting colour. And don't get me started about the disgusting construction. I was appalled I was flabbergasted I was startled when I came to know that the collars are stuck to the shirt and go down to his elbows. There are no real lapels. Is that even a real tie or is it just this-
This outfit caused me emotional damage. Only redeeming factor is that his pants are impractically tight. Once again, big fan of the #beautyb4duty movement
I would've originally said it's a good outfit but nothing that has a 'wow factor' to it, but knowing that sophia could just whip a titty out in 10 seconds is incredibly impressive to me. In this house we love and respect milfs.
Personally I'm not a big fan of the all blue look but I suppose the fact that its a turtleneck makes up for it. I also appreciate the soft bisexual lighting, lamentis is the perfect planet to rock your bi looks! Was a bit slutty of him to wear a literal turtleneck, but we appreciate the bold move!
6. Classic Loki
This is one of my favourites because it's unique, it doesn't shy away from colours, that PURSE, the big bendy horns, I'm obsessed. This is a risque outfit but he pulls it off so well. Utterly obsessed.
7. Kid Loki
Now I could never rag on something a kid is wearing. But I genuinely think he's got a great outfit! Very practical too, lovely backpack.
8. President Loki
Now THIS is what I call a fashionable loki. I am obsessed. I could look at this outfit for days. It's so pleasing to look at. The helmet is also lighter and frames his face nicely. This man has the confidence to make me believe that any outfit he's wearing is the best. Extra points for the charisma.
9. Alligator Loki
THIS IS THE SHOWSTOPPER! THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND! I DONT KNOW HOW HE DOES IT- BUT HE DOES IT SO WELL! JUST A UNIQUE SPIN ON THE CLASSIC LOKI HELMET- YET IT HAS ALL OF US SWOONING!
So, Loki touched her. Right? And he was going to say something,
And just seconds ago, he did this look that he does when he realizes something(Oh god the eyebrow thing)
So what if, what he remembered,
What I'm trying to say is that he might just have done this because of what Mobius told him. Oh god :))))