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ungojirasapiente · 5 months
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still re-playing WATGBS, have this somewhat shitposty drawing ------ sigo re-jugando WATGBS, tengan este dibujo medio shitpostero ---  WATGBS (and Lobco and Memoca) by Funamusea
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satans-knitwear · 3 months
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"where did you get that bra from??"
It's handmade darling, you won't find another like this.
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
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knebulanight · 1 year
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It's as if I can't ever have enough arthropod girls
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vcreatures · 10 months
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Something a bit different from what I normally paint. I was talking to a friend of mine about some of our favorite movie villains which lead to Disney villains and ultimately ended on animated villains in general. A shared favorite and probably the baddest of them all being HIM from The Powerpuff Girls. He can’t help that he makes being bad look so good.
Now I know he’s technically a devil of some sort but for whatever reason I get crustacean vibes especially with the claws, hence the overall look.
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borderlinebelle · 8 months
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Photos taken 6 seconds after I wrapped up a wicked little weeping in the car after a 4 hour drive in the pouring rain but I finally made it to Maine for my work trip.
Photo Series: i did the hard thing. 8/25
♥️😩🥹👀😅🧳🚙
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ypipie · 1 year
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i whipped this up as fast as i could
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grntaire · 5 months
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parents got a 75” tv forced my sister to watch good omens 2 and seeing all of it in that much clarity makes me feel fucking insane
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ungojirasapiente · 1 year
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since Doloz doesn't have a human form in canon, i've decided to give her one, so here's the incredibly tall (sauropod height) lobster milf! ------ ya que Doloz no tiene una forma humana en el canon, decidí darle una, así que aquí esta la increíblemente alta (altura de sauropodo) milf langosta! --- WATGBS (and Doloz) by Funamusea this Doloz human design by me, UnGojiraSapiente
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floralcrematorium · 7 months
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back again with the american chain restaurant thoughts
not to get into old fandom “haha alfred looooooves hamburgers” thinking because he’s so much more than that now, but i think maybe i could spin that into something plausible,,
he once had a cheeseburger so fucking bad that he was determined to make a list of every restaurant he’s ever been to and rank their burgers to prevent it from ever happening to another person
you cannot tell me this man wouldn’t. he likes organization and would totally have a spreadsheet for this. he likes control and if he doesn’t know where he wants to go, he’d look at his reliable old spreadsheet
it sounds silly but i’m so dead serious right now. i think similarly to Food Youtuber Alfred from my margaritaville AU, food critic is also a viable career for him. like. i usually throw in FACE fam dynamics — he has some taste considering he grew up on Francis’s snobby cooking
this is such a stupid thought, but i REALLY just want him to have an interaction that’s like. Mattie’s picking him up to go somewhere and they’re going out to eat. Matt asks him if he’s thought about where he wants to go and Pulls out this google sheets document. he treats it like a Bible. you can’t take him ANYWHERE
and it could apply to other genres of food too
like he ranks restaurants on how well they can make a reuben sandwich (my father is a snob about that so like. i know which restaurants are NOT approved by my father)
he ranks them on things that just don’t make sense to anyone but him
you know how documents can have multiple spreadsheets in them on google drive? that. yeah that. he’s got that. it’s color coded too.
alfred f jones is a chaotic being of a man but in my head he cares deeply about the thinks he cares for and executes ideas in terrible ways
he could’ve just left a review on yelp, but no.
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jessaerys · 14 days
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[gripping the sink] i am normal. i have no psychological issues to address
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lunearobservatory · 10 months
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Pink shirt Florida...he's gone full flamingo
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What if Bella Plus One could eat/knew she could eat vampires?
A Girl's Best Friend, Love, and Lobsters.
She assumed as much already. Bella thought she could beat a vampire in a fight, it was Carlisle who was dubious.
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mommapiggy · 6 months
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Red Lobster biscuits 😍
IYKYK
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