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luxthestrange · 10 months
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LMK Incorrect quotes#42 Rock
Wukong, holding a rock: Y/n just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock..."
Nezha: If you don't marry them, I will...
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duckwithablog · 1 year
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Okay! So um, can I request a headcanon for SWK, Macaque and Nezha with a s/o who often loves to suprise them by giving Eskimo kisses or just straight up kiss their noses all of the time. Sometimes they even forget they are in public places while doing so too!
Reader is a she/her
/romantic
I hope this isn't too much! This is kind of my first time requesting, =.=
Don't worry! This is a pretty simple request, you did good!
I'm pretty sure the term 'eskimo kisses' are sort of offensive? Not dissing you, ofc, I doubt you had any bad intentions! So I'll just refer to calling it 'nose kisses' for this request :]]
Nose Kisses! (Wukong, Macaque and Nezha)
Sun Wukong
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Bro loves your kisses so much
He is obsessed, you dont understand-
He thinks it's because of his monkey genes, but whenever you give him a kiss on the nose he just gets instant heart eyes
Automatically goes "aww" whenever you kiss him on the nose
You sometimes get him caught off guard with the kisses, but he recovers fast
Always pulls you in for a quick cuddle whenever you kiss his nose, or at least a quick hug
Most times, Wukong just (gently) grabs your face and then pulls you in so he can kiss you on the nose too
Other times he just full on gives you a smooch on the lips
VERY insistent on kissing you back, it's like his own personal code or something
DO NOT try to run away after giving him a kiss on the nose, HE WILL chase after you!
Will pepper your face in kisses if you ever tried
Overall, he is so happy whenever you kiss him on the nose. Or kiss him anywhere, really
Mans is touch starved, what did we expect-
Macaque
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Won't admit it, but he secretly just waits for you to kiss him on the nose
Literally will set up an entire scene where there's an obvious opportunity for you to do it
He lays on the couch, pretending to be asleep? He's waiting for you to come up and give him a kiss
He somehow gets into a fight that got his face (particularly his nose) hurt? Says that you have to kiss him better for the pain to go away
Putting his face super close to yours whenever you're cuddling? Damn, his nose is looking pretty kissable don't you think-
He thinks he's being slick when he's doing this
He is not slick at all, you figured it out a long time ago
Why can't you just ask for kisses like a normal person bro, damn
Macaque is like, on the other side of the spectrum as Wukong
He obviously enjoys your kisses, but also... Doesn't want to show how much he loves it??
At least, not visibly. His wagging tail always gives him away though
He shows how much he appreciates your kiss by giving you a surprise nose kiss! He's a bastard like that
This guy is also really touch starved, he just has a harder time trying to show how much he loves it
Nezha
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Is somehow always caught off guard whenever you kiss him on the nose
You'd think he'd get used to it over time, but nah. He's always somehow a bit surprised whenever you give him a nose kiss
Incredibly flustered when you first give him nose kisses. Especially when in front of other people
Not that he doesn't mind! He just isn't used to such affection
After you kiss his nose, he'd politely ask if he can kiss you back
He's a gentleman like that
Please don't bring up the blush on his face, he will refuse to acknowledge it
Nezha feels like he has to pay you back somehow with all the kisses you give him
Like, it's an entire urge he gets whenever you kiss him that he has to do something for you
(feel free to abuse this fact to get free stuff from him lmao)
Instead of kissing you on the nose, he'd just kiss you on the forehead or cheek
Sometimes, he'd kiss your hand like some sort of prince
Overall, not as touch starved as the other two, but definitely treasures your kisses.... Even if he does get jumpscared by them
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mllky-way-galaxy · 4 months
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✦ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰✦ MK, Sun Wukong, Macaque & Nezha x Gender-neutral reader
✦ 𝓡𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱✦ he accidentally turned into a kid! and now you'll have to take care of him
✦ 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓼-𝓾𝓹✦ Fluff, spelling errors
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꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓜𝓚 "𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝔂 𝓚𝓲𝓭"
Ahh, he would be so adorable! Just walking around with little legs and hands, tripping over the air and falling, then getting up as if nothing happened, or when he tries to grab something but can’t since he’s just too small but a dedicated boy! He even tries jumping, but they’re big jumps! baby ones! Yet he can’t seem to reach it! Sitting down and pouting, trying to figure out what to do, you’ll have to help him.
Just little Mk laying on his stomach, with crayons all around him and white pages that he’s coloured on a blank piece of paper, and what might he be drawing? Well, of course, there are little sketches of the Monkey King and little sketches of you and him with flowers all around them.
He asks you to play toys with him. BTW, did I ever say that he was a very hyperactive kid? Well, he is! He jumps off the walls of your room and doesn’t stop talking for a second. He just talks about how amazing the Monkey King is and how he wants to be like him!
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
“I want to be just like the monkey king!” The little boy exclaimed with joy while drawing an assortment of colours all around him. Ah, how did this happen? Mei just rang (several times) your door in the early hours of the day, your eyes trying to fight the urge to shut and not open the door and not caring who it might be. Mei just tells you that some demon got Mk and... Now he’s a kid, showing you what was hiding behind her. little Mk, was twiddling his fingers until he saw you, before jumping at you while screaming your name in his kid voice.
Mei just left him with you. Just like a body that was in a weakened state like this, his clothes also changed to accommodate his size. I am not sure if that happened when he turned into a kid or if they made the same clothes he always wears into kid size for him, probably the first one. He probably isn’t acting like a kid either; he’s just always like this.
"Uh, huh, if you ask me, I think like you just the way you are.” You smile; he's a pretty easy kid to deal with, even though he talks a lot. It could be worse, right? “He’s so cool; he trapped the bad demon bull in a mountain!” He exclaims, You watch from the couch, trying to wake yourself up with a cup of coffee and talking to him. Sheesh,  you never thought you’d become a parent in one morning!
“Are you drawing Monkey King Mk?” You ask since he’s been covering his paper, not letting you take even a glance.
“No..”
“Then what are you drawing?”
"Well, I’m drawing you." He smiles, grabbing the hood paper and getting off from laying on his stomach and onto his feet. He walks over to you with the paper behind his back before revealing his drawing: you and him in a flower field, smiles on both of your faces and a flower crown on your head.
“I love it!” You say taking the drawing from him; of course, you were going to keep it and hang it on your fridge. Even if he turns back to normal, you’ll keep it for the memories and cute little Mk. <3
꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓢𝓾𝓷 𝓦𝓾𝓴𝓸𝓷𝓰 "𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝔂 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰"
He probably just did it for fun, just for attention, because he likes to have all attention on him. (Is this one of his 72 transformations?)? Who knows?).
just gets in your arms and has you carrying him around everywhere and taking care of him. He also lies to you, saying that “a demon and I were fighting, and when I was about to defeat it, but then he struck me, and now I’ve been reduced to this pitiful form. He’s so dramatic about it too, making you question his story in your head, but you know if you ask him, he’ll just say, “I would never lie!" So you’ll just have to deal with him like this.
You’ll let him get away with a lot of things when he’s like this, since you couldn’t resist him before since he was so handsome, and now you can’t either because of how adorable and cheeky he looks. He will also grab your legs and press his cheek against them whenever he doesn’t want to leave you, even for a second.
You get back at him by not letting him have peaches; he whines so much about them, and the great excuse you came up with was that his delicate child body wouldn’t be able to handle the immortal peaches, so he doesn't have a stomach ache.
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
“(Naammmee) you’re being unfair." Wukong stretched your name while whining about the fact you wouldn’t let him have his peaches, giving you his child-pouting face, trying to reach the peaches from your hands, which you held far above him, not letting him have them.
“Unfair? I only worry about you; am I that heartless?" You match his energy; if he’s going to be like that in his little kid form, then you’ll make it on his level. “Ohh, I’ve caused you such pain when I only care about you. How terrible I am.” You hold the peach close to your chest, acting with very exaggerated, teary eyes.
"…"
“Yeah, that’s what I thought, Wukong.” You smile while sitting on your couch and crossing one leg over the other with a peach in hand. Wukong gets on the couch and tries to take the peach back from you, but you do the same thing as before and keep it far above his head. You doubt someone like him. The monkey king can be turned into such a state as this.
"Isn't it fair to mess little kid, y'know?” he smiles, reverting to his original form, which is him as an adult, grabbing the peach from your hand while you look at him a little shocked before he returns to being a kid.
"Wait, wait," you say, grabbing your chin roughly with one of your hands. He, no way that little—you know he was messing with you—but to transform into an adult and back to a kid surprise, you didn’t expect for him to give in and didn’t even have to in the first. He could have overpowered you whenever he felt like, ugh, why did he even bother?!
꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──"𝓢𝓲𝔁-𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭" 𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓺𝓾𝓮
Honestly, who knows how it happened? He just doesn’t want to tell you, and whenever you ask him, he just won’t answer you. Ah, kids these days are so emotional about everything you joke to him—these kids you were referring to was him, of course.
If he tries to get sassy with you and you just pick up the scarf around his neck, don’t worry; it doesn’t hurt him, but he just whines, telling you that when he turns back, he won’t show you any mercy! Such a crybaby he’s acting like right now.
You couldn’t help but stop laughing at him; just stop, okay? You’re hurting his feelings! He won’t talk to you if you keep this up.
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
“Have you had fun yet?” Macaque grumbles, crossing his little child's arms, while watching you laugh so hard that your face is starting to turn red, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes. You feel like you’re going to fall from laughing too hard. You wipe away a few of the tears that started to fall before answering him back.
“yeah..yeah.-“ You started to laugh again, trying to stop but not being able to stop, feeling the pain in your stomach and ribs. You tried to take deep breaths and calm down but couldn't; you felt yourself falling apart.
Macaque didn't say anything about it but just watched you as he finally calmed down enough for you to breathe normally again with a small smile on your face. Looking up at him, he just sighed deeply, "The six-ear Macaque, a little kid.” You laughed between your words but tried to stop to not hurt his ego. You already did it, so you try to stop now.
You didn't want to make him feel worse than he already did by laughing again. “What even happened?” you asked, wiping another tear from your eyes. "You." Macaque started talking, then paused to think for a second or two. “You don’t need to know." He said it quietly, but with an annoyed tone in his voice.
grabbing him by his scarf and pulling him up in the air, "Let go!" He whined in his little child's voice. He tried to kick his legs, but they weren't strong enough to do anything. The scarf you're holding is tight in your hand.
"You won't get away with this!"
"What's going to sicken your shadows on me? That would be so cute though," he grumbled at your reptile joke while squirming around your worst, the complete worst. 
꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓝𝓮𝔃𝓱𝓪 "𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓽𝓾𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮"
It’s all because of that good-for-nothing Wukong who dared to turn into this and his reason, just because...
Wukong doesn’t know any quick way for him to return to normal, and there’s only one way to wait out, but that dumb monkey doesn’t know how much time it will take?!! How will anything run without him? If he can’t show up, no one will take him seriously!
Now you’ll have to deal (if you didn’t think he was short already, then he sure is a midget now). He’s complaining a lot about this predicament he’s in with you trying your best to comfort him by calling him cute while styling your hair.
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
“That Wukong always causes problems wherever he goes.” He mutters in his high voice, which you couldn’t help but find so adorable. You would take him seriously, but again, he’s so adorable!! Ringing your fingers through hair separated parts from one another.
You hear him sigh in frustration. “You know, I think you look really cute like this.” You smile and turn back to look at me. “You don’t even take me seriously.” He says it and pouts a little.
You roll your eyes and laugh. “I am! and turn back. I haven't finished doing your hair." You reply and continue with his hair while he leans back and closes his eyes, calming down after ranting for so long. He is too cute, and you want nothing more than to hug him tightly.
"Well, look on the bright side. At least you got a day off and you spent it with me,” you say and smile at him while you keep working on his hair. He doesn’t say anything. “Even though I look like this, at least I have you." He blushes a little. Oh,  he completely forgot he had you. I guess it's not that bad.
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watercurtaincave · 4 months
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This is my first time request!! Can you do Nezha dating headcanon please??
𖤓 !! — Invisible Red String Theory. Ne zha / reader
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𖤓 !! — Ne Zha can sometimes be a difficult guy to get along with; for all he is, a protector and a guardian and a friend, and all he can be, it seems that relationships tend to be the hardest for him to upkeep. It's just tends to be his nature to follow orders from the Jade emperor, his nature to take any job he's assign too seriously, his nature to be stand off-ish and cold.
𖤓 !! — It's how he was raised to be, from when he was born as a mortal to when he was reborn from the roots of a lotus flower and became the 'Third Lotus Prince'. Ne Zha hadn't exactly known a kind life, and despite everything he's been through, his first true 'friends' happened to be a ragtag group of Wukong, his successor, and everyone else who fought against the Azure lion. Even then he didn't really know how to interact with them, and furthermore making friends on the brink of the world being destroyed (twice) isn't the greatest situation. It often leads to choice words being said and sarcastic and demeaning undertones in the heat of stress.
𖤓 !! — So Ne Zha was fully ready to be left alone, once again, after the whole drama died down. Yet, when he was invited back to Pigsy's after he didn't show up to the beach day, he was kind of shocked. He half believed it was some sort of joke on him, a 'prank', another teasing gesture from Wukong. But he decided to go anyways, seeing as it would be rude not to show up when it was requested of him.
𖤓 !! — To say that people actually wanted his company was shocking would be an understatement. He was oddly moved by the voiced shouting to greet him, the chaotic nature of the whole gathering, and having people to finally spend his days with. It oddly felt like some sort of clean start. He could just be Ne Zha. Not the Third Lotus Prince, not the Demon Child, not a murderer or a kidnapper, just... Ne Zha.
𖤓 !! — "Hey, what's your name?" Ne Zha would perk up upon hearing the question, not recognizing the voice from anyone he knew. His eyebrows narrowed a little, mostly upon instinct, when he saw a stranger in a party that was meant to be only for close friends. So, either you, a complete stranger to Ne Zha, had crashed the party or you were a friend one someone's. But who would that someone be? The most logical answer would be Mei or MK, they seem like they would have a bunch of friends, and you did seem right around their age. Yet, that seemed too easy of an answer and you could be friends with a complete wild card like Tang or Wukong. The answer kind of mattered, it would give Ne Zha a basis of how you would be like. "Ne Zha." But he would answer anyways despite the uncertainty.
𖤓 !! — Well, he wouldn't know that answer really wouldn't matter much in the long run.
𖤓 !! — Oddly enough, since that day, Ne Zha swears he's seen you more times than he should; Almost like you've always been a background character in his life that only just got brought to light. It was both odd and endearing in an off-put way. As such, he never realized how much you really did hang out with MK, Mei, and the others. Whenever he would come down to help out with small tasks, trying to keep himself busy, he would notice your presence almost instantly (where, beforehand, he was sure he completely ignored it). It was an oddly magnetic presence, of siren-like-quality that lured him in with a wonderful melody. Your soul was a wonderful melody, he could feel it anytime he passed. Yet he could never let himself get distracted by such meaningless things, not when he has bigger things to do.
𖤓 !! — Not when he was sure that relationships between mortals and immortals are forbidden; The Jade Emperor never liked it when immortals mingled with the mortals anyways, hence why he tried to strike down Sun Wukong so many times and banished Gauyin when she went to live amongst them. So he could not have any relationships with mortals either. Not in the way he's been dreaming about, so he must distance himself from your all too alluring personality and smile, your kind ways and how you always seem ready to lend a hand. Siren-like, that's what Ne Zha forced himself to think of you as. You were nothing but a Siren that was created to tempt his will and strength and we was not to loose-
𖤓 !! — "You know, you shouldn't let yourself be chained to old expectations anymore, Ne Zha." Your voice, as smooth as liquid gold and as sweet as cotton candy, flushed into his ears one night during a bomb fire with everyone. He had parted himself from the group to take a breather, seeing as Sun Wukong was simply trying to annoy Macaque and everyone was having their fits of laughter about it. He never expected you to notice he had left, nevertheless for you to follow him like you did. Siren, the thought rang in his head, Siren, siren, siren! But his words would fall short as you stood next to him and hummed a small tune, watching the orange-pink sunset with such a peaceful way. "What do you mean?" Ne Zha would respond to your statement, trying to seem a little off put by it. Maybe, secretly, he was and he was just denying it to himself. He wasn't tied down by chains, he was his own person. "It's why you fail to make relationships with everyone the way that you want to." You would continue, tracing a circle along the rim of your cup. That odd detail caught Ne Zha's attention, "You're afraid that you're going to get attached, that someone will tell the Jade Emperor about your affairs, that you will be stricken down like the rest. But you know you don't have to worry about such things, right?"
𖤓 !! — Who are you? Ne Zha would stare at you with the most bewildered look, mouth slight agape, as he wondered if he was simply too easy to read or if you were some sort of witch. Surely he couldn't be easy to read, and Wukong being able to read him at times didn't count because Wukong was just odd by himself. He's also known Wukong for many years, while he hasn't spoken to you for even .1% of the time he's known Wukong. Yet you were able to read his thoughts like he was some sort of open book. "Are you a witch?" His question came out before he could think upon it; Though, he hoped you didn't notice the way he slightly jerked back and bit his tongue when his mind caught up to his words. He would glance away from you and from the sunset, yet he could hear your finger constantly tracing that circle rimmed cup of yours.
𖤓 !! — He expected you to be offended, to hold some sort of grudge due to his words, yet you only would stifle a bit of laughter before giggling at his words. That caught him off guard, and he didn't realize how your laughter cleared the awkward air around you both, as he glanced up to meet your eyes. "No, Ne Zha, I just.. I've heard about you from MK and Wukong." You would explain, "And I then began to notice all the small things you do to keep a barrier between everyone and yourself. I asked Tang and Wukong about it, and they, well, gave me some sad answers. So I thought, oh I don't know, I could help you?" Ne Zha wasn't sure how to respond to your sentiment, though he could tell you were true about your word. It was by the way you had looked up at him, the way your eyes crinkled ever so slightly in the corner, and your tone of voice. Ne Zha has met many people and you, by far, are one of the most unique.
𖤓 !! — He, also, couldn't help but feel touched at your countless efforts to try and understand him despite all he's done to keep you, and everyone else, at arms length. What kind of person would do that just so they could reach out to someone like Ne Zha?
𖤓 !! — He didn't fully let his guard or his walls down with you that night, but he surely let you a little closer to his heart. A little step closer to being able to fully understand who Ne Zha was as a person. A tiny step closer to being able to call yourself his. And, most importantly, the itty bittiest step forward in helping Ne Zha realize he can make friends now. That he doesn't have to be anyone that he doesn't want to be, that he can choose for himself; That he can be himself. And out of everything you have achieved with the smallest step of reaching out, that was the greatest one of all.
𖤓 !! — Being lovers with Ne Zha would be hard, and it'll take a lot of time, but it's something that's so worth it in the end. For once you get close enough to Ne Zha, though he wouldn't realize it, you would become one of his top priorities. You can call him, even pray to him, at any time on any day and he'll answer, and he'll be there, quicker than he had chased Wukong down once he stole the map. He's there for you through the thick and the thin, and in turn you're there for him equally as much.
𖤓 !! — Being lovers with Ne Zha is like being able to see the moments where he falters his 'big guy' persona and you get to see the true Ne Zha. Him and his little curiosities. How he'll stop and stare at a butterfly on a tree you had missed during your walk. How he cares so much about his friends, deep down, that he constantly checks Mei's 'instagram' through your phone to make sure they're okay. How he will sit in front of the stove to ponder how yeast can make bread rise. How he's so scared of losing you that he'll cuddle you against his chest at night, not aware on how tightly his arms (wrapped around your waist and chest) are to make sure you're still there. To see all his childish curiosities he couldn't think when he was a kid due to his 'destiny'; To see the way his face lights up upon trying new food and experiences; To see, well, Ne Zha.
𖤓 !! — Being lovers with Ne Zha is to truly be loved both inside and out, and loving him back just the same. It's timeless and effortless and neither of you would have it any other way.
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sunshine-scented · 1 year
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Helloo again, I wanted to thank you for making my last request, i loved it <33 I don't know if it's still accepting requests, if not it's ok you can just ignore it ^^, but if so, I could make a hcs of wukong, macaque and nezha with your wife s/o dragon (again sorry kk i love dragons) pregnant? I imagine dragons are like rabbits and have lots of children, how would they react if your wife wanted more children after she had already given birth to her first child? having nsfw along, sorry if it's too much can just ignore ;w;
Sora!!!! I love these dragon requests so much oh my gosh I'm obsessed!!! (Also, thanks for adding Nezha, now I can finally brainrot about him hehehehehe~)
❀ Dragon Family ❀
: Dragon s/o wants more babies!! Give the big scary dragon her babies!!!!!
: Sun Wukong, Macaque, Nezha x fem!reader
: Fluff and a generous amount of Smut :))
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Sun Wukong
• would absolutely agree with you, a hundred percent
• he has so many monkey friends so he's used to taking care of multiple things
• and if it makes his wife happy??? It's already an immediate yes from him
• like, you didn't even have to try to convince him
• he's already planning the names of the babies as you speak
• excited to see more children run around the mountain
• suddenly, he's not so lonely anymore
• sobbing
Wukong carefully set you down on the bed, his lips catching yours in a heated kiss as you wrap your arms on his neck. He trails his hands on your waist and softly starts to grind against you.
You tugged on his hair making him groan and bite your lip as he lets go to stare into your eyes "My beautiful wife" he takes one of your hands and places a chaste kiss on your knuckles "My oh so precious wife"
You giggled at his affectionate behavior making him smile, he leaned in towards your ear biting against your skin, gently pulling it with his teeth making you shiver and moan out his name.
"I'm gonna pump you up with my children yeah? Gonna make you look so full of me, and only me~♡"
Six eared Macaque
• he's a little hesitant to agree with you
• he's not used to taking care of something so...fragile
• and yet you want more??
• that's what he tells himself, yet that look on your face as you ask him over and over again made him double take
• the sight of you kneeling down before him, your hands hugging his waist as you look up at him with those pretty eyes of yours
• heavens, save this poor man
• eventually, he agrees to your requests
• with a small price of all your time tonight~
"Ahn~ Macaque.." you whined as he pinned your hands over your head, his tongue licking your neck and biting your delicate skin against his fangs, a low chuckle was heard from him.
"What's wrong? Isn't this what you asked of me, Darling~?" His suave voice made your knees weak as he picked you up and placed you on the kitchen table, squeezing your thighs and capturing your lips in a sloppy, messy kiss.
He groans at your warmth and how willing you are to give all of your being to him, sends shivers down his spine as he pulls out and stares into your half lidded eyes. He smirked and slapped your thigh, erupting a moan from you
"Shh, quiet now. Our little baby is sleeping, we wouldn't want to wake them up from their precious nap now would we~"
Nezha
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• sorry that's my bad
• anyways, he's similar to Macaque
• he has both the map of the samadhi fire and the jade emperor to protect, both of which isn't an easy job to do as it is
• but you're just so irresistible ♡
• and a huge tease
• surely, you would gladly take responsibility of the absolute mess you made him to be, no?
You started to grind you hips onto his lap, making cute little sounds right beside his ear as you felt him take a breath to try and calm himself down, he's just so adorable
He suddenly grabbed your waist in a tight hold making you gasp as he took the opportunity to shove his tongue inside your mouth in a sloppy wet kiss, you hummed his pleasure as you start to trail your hands onto his chest.
You tugged and pulled on his hair near his scalp making his breath hitch as he pulls away, a string of saliva connecting your mouths "You're playing a dangerous game, (Name)" he breathlessly whispered to you with a furrowed brow.
Yet you licked your lips and started you caress his thigh and leaned in closer to him "I know, I just want to know if you're strong enough to play with me~" you mocked a baby voice on him as he finally snapped, grabbing a fistfull of your hair and pulled your head facing upwards making you moan as he started biting onto your exposed neck.
"Lucky for you, I love a good challenge~"
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No I don't have favoritism, what are you even going on about silly
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phantom-playdough · 11 months
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LMK Migraine HC's:
How would Sun Wukong, MK, Macaque, and Ne zha handle their s/o having a migraine?
Sun Wukong
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I think we all can agree that in the beginning, Wukong would really not know what to do or even what was happening to you at first.
HOWEVER
that doesn't mean he isn't concerned when he walks into your room to find all the lights off and zero noise with you on the bed.
But cmon, he would probably be accidentally annoying at first.
"What're you doing, Y/n? It's so dark in here! Lemme fix that!" He would yell loudly.
After you snap at him to get away from the curtains and threaten to turn him into a rug, he realizes he f*cked up.
So, he just heads over to the bed and whisper, "How can I help?"
After explaining you have a migraine and if you're still mad at him, he’d understand and leave you be, but not before leaving pain pills and water at your bedside.
But if you forgive him, he won’t leave your side till the migraine passes.
Ofc, he would be quiet and leave the curtains closed.
Water, painkillers, whatever you need, he will get it.
(Side note: he probably struggle getting the painkillers since he can't read. But plz be patient with him!!!!! He baby boi!)
Then...
THE CUDDLES!
I feel like if you have long hair, he probably would brush his claws through it or even braid it to try and distract you from the pain.
If you don’t have longer hair, he would probably just massage your temples while VERY softly humming a song that hasn’t been played in centuries.
Even after your migraine is gone, you ain’t leaving that bed for a while ‘cause it’s so comfortable…
AND because you are being held hostage by the king of monkey’s.
“Wukong, we have to get up.”
“NOOO!”
Macaque
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I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Macaque has migraines.
I mean, come on. The man’s got six ears. So sensitive hearing to me seems like a strong trigger for him.
I feel like he might also hate really bright lights cause he is more used to dark environments. Idk if that’s just me or not tho.
So when he comes over and finds you in your bedroom with the lights off, curtains or blinds closed, complete silence, and painkillers on your bedside, Macaque already knew what was going on.
Mommy Macaque to the rescue!!!!
He goes and gets a wet tea towel, before placing it on your head to alleviate the pain.
But he will also be a gentleman about it too to be better
“Hey, (Nickname). I got a wet towel for you. You want me to put it on your head?”
Nods aggressively
Macaque may typically have a lot of barriers up, even with you.
(He can't help it)
But seeing you in pain throws that out the window along with the kitchen sink.
Sooooooooo…
PREPARE TO BE PAMPERED BABY!!!!!!!!
He would get WHATEVER you want!
ESPECIALLY cuddles, huggles, and snuggles!
But once he starts to cuddle with you........
Similar to Wukong, I feel like he won’t you go even after the migraine is gone without a fight first.
“Come onnnn, (Nickname)… five more minutes.”
“Macaque, you said that half an hour ago."
MK
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MK would probably be in the middle ground between Wukong and Macaque.
When they come over and find you curled up on the couch with all light and sound blocked, his first thought would be that you are napping. But then they notice your eyes squeeze shut tightly and groan.
"MK? Can you get me some painkillers?" You ask.
MK bolted down the hall to the bathroom to get the painkillers, before proceeding to forget to get you a glass of water.
Once you take the medicine, MK asks softly what's wrong.
"Migraine..."
MK understood. Even though he doesn't struggle with them, I actually imagine Pigsy does.
So, they just do what he does for when Pigsy gets a migraine.
First, a wet tea towel.
Second, water.
Third, food.
IF you can't eat, however, he would encourage you to at least try ONE bite.
If you aren't able to try one bite, however, MK wouldn't be upset. They'd understand and would be right in the middle of leaving before you cut him off.
"Xiaotian, can you stay with me?"
They do, of course. He would be slightly nervous cuddling because they would hate to hurt you somehow.
Even when you assure him that you won't get hurt from a little cuddling, they would still be a little apprehensive at first. But once you fall asleep, looking so peaceful beneath him...
MK'S HEART WOULD EXPLODE
They wouldn't have the heart to leave you alone and would stay.
Honestly, Pigsy and/or Wukong would have to physically pull him away from you.
But they just don't wanna leave you alone...!!!!
Ne zha
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I also think Ne zha may possibly have some small experience with migraines.
Mostly 'cause Wukong gave him one too many...
But when he walks into your apartment to find the lights out and seeing you curled up in bed in the middle of the day, his first thought was that something bad happened to you.
What if a demon came in and attacked you?!
What if you were dying!?
What if?! WhAt If!?!?!
"Ne zha, can you close the door? The hallway light hurts..."
Only then did Ne zha realize his spiraling thoughts were pointless.
So, he would do as told before gently kneeling down by your bedside and ask, "What is wrong, love?"
"Migraine..."
Like I said, I feel like he may have experience with these things.
BUT
Not with a mortal.
I imagine things like a migraine for a deity is like a cakewalk compared to a mortal.
ESPECIALLY if you have chronic migraines. (Like mwah)
How-in-is-the-ever, Ne zha would NEVER let you suffer without trying to stop the pain.
So, he would ask what typically helps your migraines.
He would probably try all the at-home remedies in the book.
Warm tea and water to keep you hydrated, a wet tea towel, something small to eat, you name it he will get it.
This man would commit mass genocide to make sure your pain is alleviated.
But when you ask him to stay and cuddle with you, he would likely stutter and blush.
BUT he recover relatively quickly and do just that.
The key difference between Ne zha and the others above is that he actually would let you go once your migraine is gone.
At least, he would if you had somewhere to go.
If ya don't, he will only keep cuddling until you grow weary of it.
He doesn't want to keep you from doing what you need to do just 'cause he loves holding you against him...in his arms...with your soft skin...
No but seriously, will let you go when and only when you decide you need to get up. Very sweet and considerate like that, you could say.
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emelinstriker · 4 months
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"It was deserved."
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Newly updated doodle for the ESAU!Nezha X Reader one-shot cuz it's a lot better than the previous one that i speedran- Again, not referencing any scene from his one-shot. :D
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baxndaid · 11 months
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AUGH oh well it’s fine I understand 😭😭🙏🙏 reading aint for everybody but I will take up the chance to request lmk nezha 😈😈 some fluff where him and afab reader cuddle after a long day? HDKAHDBOWEBDJ NEZHA AHHHHDHHDNDKDNDBD I’m going bonkers
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nezha x reader
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ! YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND FRR , short as hell im sorry!! im really busy rn i have exams to study for now </3
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✧ this happens pretty much every single day x
he comes home, looking tired and irritated, probably from dealing with wukong's antics
he puts his stuff away and cleans himself up
he looks for you around the palace
he finds you
there is no escape
✧ hes really ROMANTICAL about it too like if your back is turned to him when he finds you, he'll sneak up on you and wrap his arms around your waist and just kiss your shoulders
✧ depending on your mood you either lean into it or smack him with a nearby object for scaring you (affectionately)
✧ if you ask him how his day has been he will not shut up
✧ he'll just carry you to the sofa and lay you down, him following soon after and just plop him head on your chest
✧ then he'll whine and nag about all the things that made his job harder today </3 poor thing
✧ you just play with his hair while he talks, his voice muffled from burying his head on your form
✧ you undo his two hair buns and redo them a few times until hes finished his daily rant
✧ just give him a few forehead kisses and he'll be calm for the rest of the day
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lego monkie kid masterlist
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docwritesshit · 8 months
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How would Nezha, Macaque, Wukong, and Red Son react (separately or together if you want) if their human friend was just so angry that they just called LBD “Bone Bitch”, because no one gets to hurt Reader’s friends and be called something with dignity. Also just the surprise at the audacity of a human calling someone as powerful as LBD “Bone Bitch” is just entertaining.
🎆🐉 (aka the anon who asked for the ‘weird voice’ headcanons, and the specifics of how to make a request)
Oooooo
This is totally me
Anyways!
NeZha!
This dude is all about formality and what not
So the first few times he's appalled by your audacity
He will chide you for those
Then he grows used to it
You, as a human, have a right to be upset at the deities that get in the way of your life
So he understands your point of view
He still whirls his head at you whenever you mutter Bone Bitch though
Macaque!
This bitch is joining you in that nickname
LBD enslaved him, you think he's gonna be nice when talking about her?
It's cathartic to actually vent about her in this way, seeing as how he got under her thumb is still a sensitive topic
But the first few times he cackles out loud and suggests you don't let anyone else hear the nickname for her come from you
Besides, a lot of people still fear her
She was powerful
But it was nice to actually knock her down a few pegs this way
Wukong!
He stifles his laughter into his fist the first few times he's heard that colorful nickname
He lets it lie, and doesn't correct you or anything
He will gently nudge you to do it in more private areas with only him but eh
I mean, she basically took over his mind as well
In spirit he's cussing he out as well
But IRL, he just laughing along with it
Can't blame him tbh
Redson!
His hair full on combusts the first time
"BONE BITCH?!?! WHY THAT NICKNAME?!!! CHOOSE SOMETHING WITH MOTE DIGNITY!!"
You went with the boniest bitch
She didn't really fight back on that one
I mean, this bitch did kinda imprison her family
Ofc they want her to be known for her power and esteem
But, she does get a chuckle every time you say that ghastly nickname around them
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broke-art · 10 months
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Idk if you’ve done it already or not, but what abt Nezha romance headcannons?
I haven't done Nezha yet so here's one for him.
If you've caught Nezha's fancy you may not know it for a while. Here's the basic gist.
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Nezha is a private person, and likes to observe things rather than rushing in head on. He'd be patient about courting you. Waiting for the right moment, perhaps somewhat shy.
Stern attitude. Nezha isn't one to mess around with serious matters but don't let that fool you. He has a playful streak and he will play games with his S/O. He's competitive though so you best be ready for him to aim to win.
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Affection. Nezha is subtle with affection but gives it freely. He might initiate but he's more likely to allow you to choose when to initiate affection. Holding hands, kisses, and hugs he is fine with though he might be a bit blushy and huffy about it if you do initiate Infront of monkey king.
Protective. Nezha isn't the jealous type. He will allow you to do what you would like because he trusts you. However, should anyone harm you in anyway, he is prepared to handle the situation.
Flirting? Nezha can indeed flirt. And he's even good at it. He doesn't really see a need to unless he's in a playful mood though, or if you start it. But be warned, if you start flirting he will take the opportunity to fluster you.
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gxthicupid · 5 months
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Hi^^
I’m hoping this is the right way to request smth^^But can I request a nezha x younger sibling hc’s? (Platonic ofc^^)
୨⎯ ɴᴇᴢʜᴀ x !ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ꜱɪʙɪʟɪɴɢ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ [ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ]
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ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ʟᴏᴛᴜꜱ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢ?
ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ <3
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➨ Just like any other day, the golden hue of the temple, keeping the Map of the Samadhi Fire away from the wrong hands, reflected onto the sky and created a vibrant gradient resembling the vivacity of the sun. The sight of streams filled with crystal clear waters and delicately decorated with bright pink lilies sitting upon round, floating leaves.
➨ Within the corridors of the temple, through the flaming etchings onto golden architecture and marble walls, Nezha guarded patiently for the slightest unusual activity. The soft breeze from outside sounded so loud against his ears that he listened carefully to any eerie movements that echoed in the temple.
➨ A quick swift of wind was felt on his skin; Nezha drew his spear in a flash and pointed inches away from your face, better known as the younger sibling of the Third Lotus Prince. Nezha sighed in relief before placing his weapon down and out of his sibling’s face.
➨ “Y/N. . .Please don’t startle me like that. What if I have seriously injured you.” His body loosens from tension before staring back at you with sincere eyes. His face may not show it, but he feared what would have happened if he proceeded. You only gave your older brother a sly smirk in response.
➨ “I was only testing your reflexes. Nothing else.” Out of the pair, you were the more free-spirited and lenient compared to your older brother, which created an interesting dynamic between the two of you.
➨ Again, Nezha remained stoic during his patrol, and you stood beside him without saying a word. Nezha looked at you and decided to speak. “Aren’t you meant to be guarding the entrance? What if someone gets in and tries to infiltrate the temple?” Nezha reminded his younger sibling about their duties while speaking gently yet solemnly.
➨ You wiped off your smirk and replaced it with a faint frown. “I understand Nezha. It’s just that I don’t want these duties to take away time from you and me being together, alright?” Ever since the Samadhi Fire has been contained within the rings and located far away, you and Nezha have spent little to no time together outside your workspace.
➨ Nezha paused for a minute and thought about what you said. He could understand that sombre look on your face. Then, his hand began to lean over and rested on their shoulder before giving you an optimistic look. “Listen. After completing our duties today, I promise we will go someplace. Somewhere peaceful and relaxing.” After hearing those words, you couldn’t help but hug your big brother and hold onto him tightly.
➨ Caught off guard, Nezha was surprised by your reaction over a small promise but slowly gave in and hugged you back while cracking a small smile. As your happiness was his happiness, and he will do anything to be the best brother you’ll ever have. Once the both of you let go and returned to your stance, you smiled and spoke again.
➨ “What do you want to do when we’re finished? Check out the mortals down on Earth or get a bit mischievous~” You then gave Nezha a smug look that reminded him of a certain simian. Nezha groaned the minute he saw your face and looked away briefly.
➨ “Y/N, please stop smiling like that. You remind me of Sun Wukong.” Your older brother said before looking back at you and your usual smile. “I know. That’s why I use it so often.” In a teasing tone, you made the smug face again, leaving Nezha to look away again.
➨ “I know, and I hate it.” He spoke through clenched teeth, holding in annoyance, and you chuckled in amusement. Despite his younger sibling's immature behavior, he couldn’t help but adore and cherish you more than anything. 
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luxthestrange · 8 months
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LMK Incorrect quotes#59 Men
Nezha: I hate it when people change their personalities for their crush, like just be yourself, Anime sucks, and gaming is a waste of time
Redson: Me too! If you want someone to like you, you shouldn’t fake a personality!!! I’m busy, and I don’t go on runs, I think they’re pointless-
!Y/n and Mk*walk past speaking about gaming and exercising*
Nezha loudly: I love Genshin's impact! Like it’s my favorite pass time
Redson even louder: I think tomorrow will be a good time to go for a run, being healthy is always a priority
Mei*Makes eye contact with the camera *Never trust men
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duckwithablog · 2 years
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Hello there!! Can i headcanons for Red son, Nezha, Sun Wukong and Macaque with their fem s/o who is acting like a house wife + she's good taking care or babysit children
Hello!! Hope you like this one!!
Red Son, Nezha, Wukong and Macaque x fem! housewife! reader
Red Son
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I don't think he realizes what you're doing, at first. Like, he'd try to insist that you leave all the cleaning and cooking to the bull clones
They keep saying "You are the lover of the Prince of the Demon Bull King family, which makes you the Princess! Please, dear, leave the cleaning and such to the bots."
If you keep insisting though, he'll give in and let you what you want. He actually tries to help you out with some chores! You guys both wash the dishes and cook meals together :]
Firmly believes that she shouldn't just let you do all the hard work by yourself. You're his beloved! If you want to become their housewife, then he will become your househusband. That's how a relationship is supposed to work, right? Both parties have to do their own share of work!
So now you got a Malewife Red Son. Congrats!!
Sometimes he sees you babysit some kids and even babying some of the bull clones they made, and she has to calm himself down before their hair torches the ceiling
Red Son is sort of a romantic, and daydreams sometimes on what having a family with you is like... So seeing you be so gentle with children fuels those fantasies a whole lot
Be prepared for a marriage proposal in the near future!!
Nezha
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Nezha is literally the God of Children. So if he ever sees you being so gentle with kids, he'll be so touched before joining you
Nezha never really thought about marriage or having kids of his own, so whenever he sees you act all motherly with children or acting like a housewife his face gets red
Accidentally referred to you as his wife once and got so embarrassed afterwards. Please don't bring it up he'll literally collapse /j
Has actually thought of doing those traditional chinese marriages with you if you guys ever do get married. He brings up the topic of marriage once to gouge out your reaction so he can see how you feel about it
Nezha starts to warm up to the concept of you being a housewife after a while, but that doesn't mean he'll leave all the work to you!
There's not much to do living with him anyway. He already cleans his own things and makes his own meals, so at best you only make food whenever he's tired and clean stuff he forgot to clean
Wukong
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Oh, he loves it. He loves the fact that you act like his housewife so much, that bastard
He can't cook for shit, so you often make meals for him. He tries to help you out, but I think it's best if he just stays as a cooking assistant for now-
I don't think he eats anything other than peaches in his mountain, so make sure to give him a variety of food in his meals! He would be so grateful. He'd literally eat anything you make and say that it tastes better than the peaches of immortality
Wukong is also very messy. Please tell him to pick up after himself or else you're gonna be cleaning so much stuff
Believe it or not, your housewife actions actually influence him a bit! He gets you a bunch of ingredients from over the world, even mythical ones! Fully encourages your cooking and cleaning habits by gifting you things like that
The baby monkeys love you so much. So much that he told you he thinks they love you more than they love him
He doesn't mind, he agrees with them to be honest lmao
I don't think he cares much for starting a family/getting married, since you guys practically act married already! But if you want things to get official, then he'll gladly oblige
Macaque
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Isn't used to people taking care of him. Whenever he wakes up to you cooking a meal just for him and cleaning up the dojo, he gets so touched that he doesn't know what to say
Mac really likes it when you act like a housewife. He loves the domestic vibes he gets when he sees you cook or clean early in the morning. Living a peaceful and loving life with you is like, his biggest dream
He wants to pay you back for all your hard work, somehow. Says a whole lot of 'thank you's and 'Aw, for me?'s, but internally he's racking his brain for any possible way to give you the same amount of love you give him
You tell him it isn't necessary, but he just really wants to show you how much he loves you! So he gives you little gifts, like an apron or some suggesting some food recipes you guys could make together
Isn't that big of a family guy, I think. He knows you babysit kids, but he stays out of the way most of the time because he thinks he might scare them. That all changes once the Hostess comes over and you guys immediately bond
It's only after hanging out with you and the hostess is that he realizes how much he'd love having a life of quiet with you. Just you and him, maybe some kids, living peacefully in a house somewhere. He brings it up to you someday, to see what you think about it, before agreeing on something
He's engaged now :]] Mac is doing mental fist pumps whenever he sees you with the ring on your finger
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Hope this was good!! I actually like the way I characterized Red Son here. Nezha's was pretty short, but that's mostly because I don't know his character all that well. This was super fun to write!
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mllky-way-galaxy · 3 months
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hello hello! (*´∇`)ノ
was curious if i could request mk, red son, nezha, and ao lie with a s/o who's a snake demon with hydrokinesis?
also, i absolute adore your writing, i get really happy when i see your lego monkie kid works (⌒▽⌒)☆
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✦ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰✦ Mk, Redson, Nezha, & Ao lie x Gender-neutral reader
✦ 𝓡𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱✦ With a s/o who's a snake demon and can control water
✦ 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓼-𝓾𝓹✦ Fluff, spelling errors, reader has a human body but has a snake tail but not really mentioned just only in Mk’s part
✦ 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼✦ Thank you so much for liking my work!! (sorry for being late)
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꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓜𝓚 "𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮𝔂 𝓚𝓲𝓭"
Do you have a tail? Since you have a human body and are not just half human and half snake. Anyway, you look so strong! Bits of your skin have snake scales, making you look so pretty, especially when you're fighting! That look makes anyone rethink their entire life.
Fact time: Same Snakes like water can swarm; some are good and some are bad. You’re one of those bad swimmers. Even though you can control water, there's no way you’re swimming, but that’s never a problem. Until you have to go to the beach…
You’re always at the edge of the water when little bits reach you; the small waves that were able to reach splashed your feet as you watched Mk play in the water with his floaters, making him look so silly, but it wouldn’t be fun if Mk were the only one having fun, so why don’t you join him?
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
(+bonus blurb)
The cold sea beach water touching the tips of your feet, the sun shining brightly with zero clouds in the air—a completely perfect day for going to the beach.
sitting with your knees up and your arms around them. Watching Mk play in the water, kicking his legs and giggling as he goes under for a breath of air before coming back to play again. You watch him for a while, just observing him.
you’re a bad swimmer, yet unlike Mk, you'd rather not wear trainer floats; it’s embarrassing. Even though Mk says you would be cute with it, the answer is no.
mk runs over to you; the water was at his waist from where he was before, but now he is halfway to his ankle, yet still a little far from where you were.
“Hey, are you sure you're still not going to join?"
“no way”
“Water’s nice,” he tells you with a bright smile before splashing a bit of water on your legs, making you squirm a bit. Mk goes down to cup water between his hands before throwing it at you.
"come on! It feels great!”  He laughs at your reaction. “Feels great, huh?” You grin at him with a dark aura behind it before deciding to summon a big wave that’s slowly coming behind Mk. The sunlight around you is slowly enveloped by the dark shade of the wave.
“WAIT A MINUTE!!” Too late, the big wave strikes, leaving him sopping wet and leaving you looking as graceful as ever.
"Fine, I’m going to get you back!"
"Sure, I’d like you to summon a wave,' monkey  kid."
꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓷 "𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓷 𝓞𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓑𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓕𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂"
You’re his everything, listening to all his cash ideas without making fun of him, putting in your input on what needs to be improved, and helping him with your powers whenever he asks. He could just kiss those beautiful hands of yours.
(Fire boy and water girl): Imagine leaning in and kissing him on the lips in the hope of cooling down his anger (which always works) the flames on his head began to go low (just like throwing water on a fire)
You were meant for each other, even if you were a snake, an opposite, a snake, a human, or something completely out of this world. He doesn’t care. You picked him even though you had picked someone else, but you picked him.
So you're stuck with him until you both take your last breath together.
꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓝𝓮𝔃𝓱𝓪 "𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓭 𝓛𝓸𝓽𝓾𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮"
(Demon Bull King and Princess Iron Fan type of love here): strike him down if loving you was truly a crime. You and him weren't meant for each other. Yet here you are in love with each other when you shouldn’t be.
He’s the third lotus prince, and you're a snake demon. Never once in his entire existence would he think to even fall in love with someone else, especially a demon.
He lost his mind when he first met you; anyone would confuse you for some kind of saint that fell from the sky. The more he saw you, the more he became interested, but he couldn’t just go up to you since he might scare you off! Ah, he doesn’t know what to do.
You shape water into little things like flowers just to give to him before going on your merry way. He loves it. He may act stone-faced about it, but he’ll protect it with his life.
꒰ ✦ ꒱   ──𝓐𝓸 𝓛𝓲𝓮 "𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓗𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷"
He always looks up to you. Like, how can he not? Just look at you! You're full of elegance, not scary at all; everything you do just leaves him unable to say anything to you.
He’s your biggest fan even though you're together, he acts as if you are still his crush, like just admiring your beauty and not realizing you had asked something of him, just lost at your beauty<3 
At times you spend a bit of your time relaxing by a lake; putting your hand in the cold water makes you relax, accompanying it with cold air but not too cold. You have been craving this sensation all day until now. He tried to be sneaky until he fell over into the water. He's fine! Just a little soaked, but he’ll laugh it off while you squeeze out the water from his hair.
Don’t worry! He can handle wet clothes; don’t go and get him any new ones, since it’s rare for you to get perfect nights like these.
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watercurtaincave · 4 months
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𖤓 !! — New Years Eve MK, SWK, MACAQUE, AO LIE, NE ZHA, RED SON, PRINCESS IRON FAN
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𖤓 !! — WAITING (impatient, “speed this up, pls”)
You were standing outside the house, watching as the little kids ran around and played amongst themselves. From what you caught, they were playing freeze tag, yet with some sort of infecting twist. It was entertaining to say the least, especially when one of the younger ones ran over to the nearest group of adults (where you happened to be standing) and ran around you guys to only get caught. It was both entertaining to watch and entertaining to listen to the others having to quickly change their conversations because the little kids were now here. “Looove,” But, there is always one baby that can’t seem to entertain themselves. You would stifle a chuckle as you felt them slug over, wrapping their arms around your waist and resting their head atop of yours. It had only been two hours, the two of you having gotten here since the sun went down, but you could already tell that they will be bothering you for the next half an hour to make the ‘clock go by faster’. “It’s not time yet.” You would simply tell them, leaning back into the hug as you messed with the straw in your drink. Again, you had to suppress a chuckle because of the groan you got. For the past two hours you’ve been sending them on meaningless tasks to get them to do something, or else they’ll be up your butt until the fireworks went off, but you couldn’t think of anything for them to do right now. Maybe you should send them off to play with the kids.
WUKONG, red son, ne zha, Macaque
𖤓 !! — WAITING (impatient, “bouncing off the walls”)
“And that’s when I said, nu-uh he better not!” You were talking to your little friend group in the kitchen, as one of them was trying to make Flan and the others decided to just migrate with them into the kitchen. You tagged along. Sure, you wanted to stay outside to keep an eye on the kids, yet you were reassured that they were in good hands no matter what. But hey, at least it was more quiet inside since all the speakers blasting music were outside. That was a big relief. “He did not, did he?” Another one of your friends asked as you took a sip of your drink, glancing outside the door to notice your love rushing in with some of the kids. They were all giggling and rushing around, pushing the couch forward to hide behind it, hiding inside the pantry, bathroom, etc. Before you could ask any questions about what they were doing, you assumed playing hide and seek, your lover rushed over to you in a fury. They pecked your forehead, “Love you, Dove, don’t rat any of us out! Melody is it.” And they rushed off again, scrambling to find somewhere to hide despite being a little too grown to shove their way into cabinets, like some of the other kids were doing. Well, someone’s excited for the fireworks!... that or they were doing this to get on your family’s good side… or the kids kidnapped them into playing this.
red son, Ne Zha, MK, Ao lie
𖤓 !! — WAITING (patient)
Having come early to help with the party, it was a good few hours until midnight and the New Year. The family and friends invited to the small event had been slowly showing up, some even offering to help up with the final little details and some just placing down the food they brought before going to socialize. The kids were put into the gaming room, for now to keep them all entertained, and the adults were all socializing either outside or in the living room. Hours flew by and you found yourself standing outside with your lover, their arm around your waist to hold you close. All the adults were laughing and chattering and having been kicked outside of the house since the kids took up the living room to play their games. Your smile wobbled a little as you glanced up at your lover, and you couldn’t help but whisper to them: “Hey, sorry we had to be here so early. Thanks for being so patient.” Which caught your lovers attention instantly, as they glanced down at you with a curious look before smiling. They would lean down, placing a rather sweet kiss on your lips. “Anything for you, love.”
MACAQUE, PRINCESS IRON FAN, Red Son, Ne zha, Ao lie.
𖤓 !! — MIDNIGHT KISSES
“HAPPY NEW YEARS!” The shouts of many filled the small house just as the counting that took place earlier, as big grins spread upon people’s faces and couples paired up to kiss one another. Some of the kids would recoil and yell yuck, grabbing a cup of candy or grapes before giggling and rushing away outside to get the firework show started! They knew that someone had to follow them outside or else there would be a repeat of last year; There would be no fireworks to set off because someone doused them in water! You were laughing, about to follow the kids out with a shout, “Wait up you buggers!” Yet before you could exit the door an arm snaked around your waist and pulled you back. You would let out a yelp, not having expected it, nor having expected to be twirled around and dipped. Your lover would chuckle seeing your flushed face staring right back up at them, they just couldn’t help it! You look all too cute being so flustered. “Did you forget you got someone to kiss now on New Years, love?” They would tease, the biggest snicker upon their face. You wouldn’t even get a chance to respond before their lips met yours, in an oddly steamy yet enjoyable kiss; Even if most of the kids were shouting in disgust in the background.
SWG, RED SON, Princess Iron Fan, MACAQUE
𖤓 !! — MIDNIGHT KISSES (v. 2!)
“Three!” You and the others would count down, watching the closet clock that had been brought out for this exact purpose. Your love was standing right next to you, counting down just as excitedly with you. It was going to be a new year and no way were they going to be anywhere other than your side tonight! The kids were bouncing excitedly, basically off the walls, and some adults were two as the next two numbers were called: “Two!- oNE! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!” We did it, another year around the sun was completed and a New Year had started. Cheers and applause erupted from everyone as couples kissed their lovers and some tried eating their cup of grapes for good luck that year. You couldn’t help but giggle, noticing how your lover was glancing over at you with expected eyes. They were too cute! So, before they could make a move to meet your lips, you would cup their cheeks within your hands, squishing them together, before you pull them down to meet your lips. You didn’t realize how shocked they were at first, though you couldn’t help but giggle at this fact as they soon melted into the kiss and accepted it, hugging your waist with their arms to pull you closer.
MK, NE ZHA, Ao lie, Macaque, red son
𖤓 !! — MIDNIGHT KISSES (fucked up)
You were trying to hold back your laughter, turning your head away from your lover as they held you firmly within your arms. It was 12:01 o’clock in the morning, a minute into the New Year, and you were already denying your lover the kiss they wanted badly! You could hear the others call for the children to be rounded up so they could launch fireworks while others laughed, playfully, at your lover’s misfortune. “I was a minute late, babe, please!” They would beg, looking at you with the biggest puppy eyes they could manage. You swore if there weren't any other people around that your lover would be on their knees, begging for you to spare them one kiss. “A minute!” You protested, biting back your giggle, “A minute! And I was calling you to come here because we were going down. I called you when there were ten, eight, five, two, and one minute left but you were too busy outside!” Your tone was playful, your lover knew you were slightly upset with them but still couldn’t help but be amused at their antics. “Then I’m just going to have to take it from you!” 
SWG, Macaque, red son
𖤓 !! — BURNS THEMSELVES ON FIREWORKS
“Be careful!” You would shout to your lover, standing off to the side with the rest of the family; You weren’t sure exactly how this happened, your lover being voted as the one to light the fireworks, but it happened. At first you had tried to tell everyone that it wouldn’t be a good idea to let them do such a task, pointing out a few things but they were confident enough to tell you: “Don’t worry, love, I got this!” Before rushing over to help light the fireworks. Honestly, you were a little surprised at this fact, even more surprised that the family was able to step away from the big gathering to be able to have a small celebration of their own. But now, you were thinking you would rather take the crowd than this. Especially since you knew- “OW! OW, OW.” There it was, your lover shouting because they burnt themselves on the lighter while trying to light fireworks. You honestly expected some bigger freak accident, like them getting hit by a firework or something like that, but you were glad that didn’t happen. You didn’t need a trip to the ER today, no matter if this came about due to their own stupidity. Either way, you rushed inside to grab them mustard and ice to hopefully quell the burn. (You also weren’t surprised to hear the laughter of others as you left.)
SWG, Ao lie, MK, red son
𖤓 !! — WATCHING FIREWORKS
The kids waved around their sparklers and ran around the yard, which was clear of any of the bigger fireworks, waiting anxiously. There were three adults helping set up the fireworks and, thankfully, your lover wasn’t one of them. Nope, thankfully, they stood next to you with one hand in their pocket and the other around your waist, holding you close. It was really moments like these that made your heart beat, moments that were peaceful and just pure loving. “Alright everyone, stand back!” The shout was given from one of the three in the front as a lighter was sparked. Not even a few seconds later did they all rush back from the igniting fireworks as kids gathered around in front of their parents to watch the spectacle. Your lover would place his pocketed hand on top of your kid’s head, holding you ever so closer, as one of the fireworks shooted towards the sky and exploded in a colorful burrage. After the first one, everything else seemed to go off in a slightly chaotic but systematic rhythm, allowing their color to paint the skies in ways you never knew you missed until this time of year rolled around again. Yet, what you didn’t notice is that your lover would barely catch the fireworks with their own eyes, as they would much rather watch them through yours; You and your lovely face, oh they could just smooch you right now!
MACAQUE, MK, Princess Iron Fan, NE ZHA, Ao Lie, SWG, RED SON
𖤓 !! — MISSES THE FIREWORKS
You were standing outside with your kids, holding them close in a big hug while you guys watched the fireworks together. Your lover had been stuck in the restroom, saying that they had to have eaten something bad to upset their stomach so much. You had offered to stay with them, saying how one of your siblings would watch the kids so they could experience the fireworks, yet they told you to go on without them. To enjoy the fireworks with the kids even if they couldn’t be there. So you did, leaving your lover with a glass of water and medication for their ill stomach, and went to watch the fireworks with the kids. When it was over, you would give then a kiss before playfully shooing them off to your siblings before you would rush into the house to check on your lover. They were still in the bathroom. You gave two gentle knocks. “Honey?” You would hear a groan of pain, to which you had to suppress a small giggle. “Yes, Love?” You playfully asked back. You couldn’t miss the complete devastation that rang from their voice moments later, “I missed the fireworks, didn’t I?” As you turned your face away, the smell from inside slowly hit you like a stink bomb. “Yes.. but maybe now you’ll listen to me when I say you shouldn’t have eaten all those burritos my aunt cooked.” “But they were so good!”
SWG. ao lie?
𖤓 !! — KNOCKS OUT ON THE COUCH
“Love?” You called out before you entered the home, looking around for your lover. They had told you they were going to go lay on the couch inside, claiming that they needed a little rest before the fireworks due to the kids running them ragged. They had told you they would be outside in time for the fireworks, so you guys could watch them together! But they weren’t outside, nor did they seem to be making their way outside. You had asked one of the kids where they were and all they did was giggle, so you had to go investigate on your own. Upon walking inside, not even ten steps in, did you see your lover asleep on the couch. And upon walking closer to them, did you notice why all the kids had been giggling when you asked; There were marks in bright, colorful markers and glitter glue all over their face! Well, if they didn’t wake up to that, you guessed that they really needed the sleep. You couldn’t help but giggle a little though, taking a picture of the scene before walking off to get some baby wipes. You were cruel enough to take a photo of the moment, not cruel enough to leave them like that.
Ao lie :(, SWG (food coma,, was so upset later), Red Son, Macaque?
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yanderelmk · 11 months
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How would Ne Zha, Wukong, and Macaque react to a reader who is short(round 5ft tall) and works at a flower shop? Separate or together is fine with me. Hope you're having a great day!
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Wukong and Macaque are both 4'3" they cannot speak a word, Nezha won't let them.
Instead of short jokes, they'll make really horrible tall jokes: "How's the weather up there?" and stuff like that
Be prepared for one or both of them to potentially want to swing from your arms like you're a jungle gym
After a fun night out on the town, one or both of them are gonna get sleepy and you and Nezha will have to carry one monkey each on your back
Nezha really doesn't mind your height, but he does secretly love bending down to kiss your forehead. He is tall. Tall and built like well-watered tree. Climbable, perhaps
The three of you will be bullied very gently by Nezha who calls you "My three little small fries"
Wukong and Macaque want to bite him for it but you won't let them
Nezha has at least once told Wukong and/or Macaque "Ah, what a shame! There is a height limit, guess you will have to watch our things"
It's his way of getting back at them for being such hellraisers both individually and together
It was hysterical when Nezha got tired of their shenanigans and got them backpacks with leashes attached
One time they got free and it was a MAD SCRAMBLE to wrangle them before they set something on fire (they truly bring out the worst in one another)
Imagining you having to call them over and they sheepishly trudge to you, covered in cotton candy and with ash in their fur because the cotton candy vendor asked where their mom and dad were
Macaque's got stuffing in his fur, when he tried to do an epic parkour move off the Ferris Wheel he kiiind of landed on one of the booths and it was a plushie massacre
Wukong and Macaque are banned from most public spaces
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