#lmao petition my brain to change his nickname from 'Mutt' to just 'Min Pin' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

afurrybutthememekind · 4 years

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I just burst out laughing in the middle of a cafe because I realized that when I think of my @smokeandvelvet-cog MC Blackburn, he has a Doberman's head. He's all stoic and aloof right? Perfect little Doberman boy.

Except! Emphasis on the "little" because he's only 5ft tall so he's not a Doberman he's a god damn Minature Pinscher

#smoke and velvet #hellhound #Blackburn Stavros #lmao petition my brain to change his nickname from 'Mutt' to just 'Min Pin'#i swear to god i cackled in this cafe #i had to physically leave the building #im sitting in my car crying #i used to work at a doggy daycare and we had some min pins there #they were wild dude #most aggressive little shits ive ever met #but you could just like #pick them up #once they were up there was nothing they could do #so now im picturing Blackburn being an aggressive asshole and Nico just #picks him up #im telling you it shourt circuited those dogs #maybe it'll work on Blackburn too #dude ive met dobies that are taller than ME on their hind legs

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