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firerose18991 · 4 months

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Imagine Tim and Damian absolutely scrapping in the garden. Punching, rolling, pulling Alfred’s hard work straight out of the ground. And Bruce walks out with his morning coffee to watch them for a bit before pulling the garden hose on them.

The two only stop once they slip on the fresh mud and tumble apart. They sit there and stare at each other for a bit before walking inside and giving their father a big hug and thank him for teaching them how to get along. Of course Damian makes sure the handful of mud he brought with him is elegantly smeared on Bruce’s face before they part.

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imasimpdealwithit · 2 months

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Ok, but Will is a little shit, no denying it. Both him and Nico are. Will is totally gonna ask Nico if he wants to go scare the shit out of some campers with their powers (as a good boyfriend he makes sure Nico isn't too tired and it's never anything that will drain him or make him feel like he'll pass out, its always something small.) They like to scare the Stoll brothers and Ares campers the most. Its so funny when you see an Ares kid startled and not realize who is at fault until Nico and Will have already gotten away.

#pjo #hoo #will solace #nico di angelo #Little shits #Solangelo #Stoll brothers #Ares cabin

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zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas · 1 month

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#guys this is ur 1st interaction in the movie #not the smirks #little shits #zosan #straw hat chase #3d: straw hat chase

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imsiriuslyreading · 4 months

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i was supposed to be writing a wolfstar fic, so tell me why rosekiller have taken over the show?

He laughed again as he heard a string of swear words leaving Barty, and the slamming of doors as he went into his bathroom to shower.

While he was showering, Evan went and replaced his duvet on the bed, and took the opportunity to nosy around Barty's room. He loved Barty's bedroom. It was full of so many snippets of his personality. All the things he never really showed anyone.

There were books everywhere on every shelf, stacked records and even cassette tapes, which Evan always thought hilarious, because who even had the means to listen to tapes anymore?

There were a few stray bags of weed floating around different surfaces, and a couple of bottles of nail polish he saved, placed carefully on a desk in the corner.

There were no mirrors anywhere in his room, which Evan always thought odd, and maybe a little sad. Like, Barty didn't like to see himself too often.

But there were photographs. Tonnes of them, in fact. Pictures of Barty and Evan, some of just Evan. Some of all of them, Wolf, Marls and Dorcas included. A couple of Pandora and him from when they were younger.

There was a lot of love to be found in that room. Often so much of it, it made Evan feel sort of melancholy. Like, all the love that Barty didn't know how to show to the people around him had instead overflowed and shown up in this little room, in odd little ways.

It was sort of beautiful.

But then, Barty was sort of beautiful, too.

next chapter from Thousands of Good Deeds.

#fuck sake #rosekiller get out of my head #little shits #where is remus bloody lupin #i’m looking under my bed and all sorts and i simply cannot find him

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ghastlytofu · 7 months

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losing my mind over every ounce of character development devilry that happens between this interaction,

Wyll: Astarion, I just want to say... I judged you wrongly. I'm sorry.

Astarion: Really? And how, specifically, have you misjudged my fine character?

Wyll: You aren't actually insufferably randy. You're just insufferable.

AND THIS ONE,

Wyll: Astarion, I was wrong about you. Truly wrong about you.

Astarion: Let me guess: you thought I'd suck blood, but instead I just suck? Was that your witty jab?

Wyll: No! I mean it. There's little between us we share, but you've fallen in love and stood by your lover. That is something this dreamer's heart can appreciate.

#enemies to lovers arc is so valid actually #little shits #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #baldur's gate iii spoilers #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #wyllstarion #this rabbit hole is so dark & cozy fr

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gravity-falls-fanatic89 · 5 months

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Stan: You know, you put the "cute" in char...charcoo...

Me: Charcuterie? 🥹🫠🫦

Stan: Yeah! Shark coochie!

STOMP STOMP STOMP

Ford: That's not how the fuck you say it!

This is one of those stupid scenarios I play in my head way too often, because at my core, I crave hopeless, cheesy romance, but can't admit it to myself or my husband. So, I present you, my single shot self indulgent romance 😂

#stan pines #stanley pines #post about stan #hunkle stan #i love him #makes me swoon #ford pines #little shits #hopelessly in love #swoon #those cheesy lines though

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rapidegret · 4 months

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Da twins.

Reference under the cut.

#my art #transformers #transformers fanart #rumble #frenzy #tf rumble #tf frenzy #decepticons #little shits #posting my drawings for the first time hope you enjoy #why is digital art so exhausting

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incorrectkakashi · 1 year

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kakashi, setting down a card: ace of spades

sasuke, pulling out an Uno card: +4

naruto, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

yamato, trembling: what are we playing

#kakashi hatake #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #yamato tenzo #kakashi #sasuke #naruto #yamato #tenzo #naruto anime #they’re making fun of you yamato #little shits #playing cards #incorrect quotes #team 7 #new team 7 #team 7 incorrect quotes

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pickmern4pol · 5 months

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need more ideas

#polls #poll #tumblr polls #louie #pikmin louie #louie pikmin #pikmin #bulborb larva #little shits #who would win

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wysteria-clad · 2 years

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The only flaw moon boys have is the audacity of being fictional

#how dare they #little shits #how would i hold them in my arms and kiss their forehead softly #😤😒#marc spector #steven grant #jake lockley #moon boys #moon knight #text

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theveryworstthereeverwas · 1 year

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uh guys. Was there are Gabite event. THERE IS A LOT OF GABITE OUTSIDE OF HALL 3

#My shoes are getting bitten #Little shits #but was this planned?????#Pokemon #pokemon oc #pkmn irl #Dragon Con-pkmn irl

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rasberrii · 4 months

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Ive been brainrotting over gay hedgehogs

Sonic Prime S3 trailer spoilers just in case

+ kinda long rant abt them (i love them.)

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT SONICS FACE WHEN SHADOW SAYS HES NOT ALONE?? WHY ARE THEY SO GAY??? He’s so happy to have Shadow with him. He is so excited and looking at his boyfriend staying by his side CAN THEY KISS ALREADY . KISS I SWEAR TO GOD.

Look at them. These. The. Why are they gay?? Why are they in love?? Theyre so cute??

“I heart you too Shadow :3” KISS. LITERALLY YOURE SO ADORABLE. LITERALLY CONFESSED RIGHT THERE. Saved his ass and ARGH SONIC SAYS ILY PLEASE I LOVE THEM. Theyre boyfriends your honor!!

Also holy shit. This entire part of the trailer. Oh. my god. THIS??? THEM?? WHYS MY BOY TRANSPARENT?? AND DYING??? And theyre going to the Boscage??? (idk if thats spelt right and idc) WHY?? WHAT HAPPENED TO SONIC??? Nine got his goddamn prisim energy??? WHO KNOWS???

“He’s not gonna make it” HUH. WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM??

And SHADOW. CARRYING SONIC. BRIDAL STYLE. “Hang on Somic” KISS. And he sounds so WORRIED. He is so genuinely worried about his bf dying or fading away. And he IS so close to fading he is SO transparent. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

I love these two so much oh my god it is not possible to put it into words. I eat and breathe and think Sonic and Shadow. Theyre the best little shits. Theyre so stupid. I hate them /aff

Anyways thank you for coming to my sonic rants 🎉

#theyre so fucking dumb #slash aff #i love them with all my heart #i want them to kiss #i am #beyond excited for s3 #i cannot wait #sonic prime #sonashadow my beloved #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fandom #little shits #sonashadow

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jbwashere · 1 year

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#Rise Academy #rottmnt au #oc x canon #Hest Dalisay #Rottmnt Donnie #Donnie Hamato #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #Honnie #rottmntau #Rottmntoc #qpr #I just had a funky idea of delivery boy x mad scientist trope #hondurian white bat oc #Soft shell turtle #funfact I hate those guys #little shits

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crestiegeckos · 19 days

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Just got prank called by a fucking gen alpha for the first time, he sounded like young as hell so I got worried (I've seen those 911 phones calls with little kids) and I was like "is your mom and dad there?" And he said his dad killed him self, and I apologized and I asked him to give the phone to his mom and apparently she was dead, so I asked if there was an adult around and he said his grandparents, and I asked if they were in the room with him and he said his grandpa was dead so I was like "okay kid, stop trolling" and then I told him to not call random strangers because you know, it could end badly (either with some psycho tracking them down or them getting traumatized over a call, wouldnt really mind the traumatized part, itd serve them right but still), and he just started to repeatedly yell "gyatt master". I fucking hate gen alpha omg, like the little shit actually put me in a panic at first.

#prank calls #fucking hell prank calls used to be good #i hate people sometimes #little shits #gen alpha #i hate it here #i hate gen alpha sm #i hate them

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yeahitstismtime · 27 days

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