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#listen I’m a hangster girl for life
callsign-phoenix · 1 year
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I wrote this for @footprintsinthesxnd I hope you like it!
It is a Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresinx wife!reader imagine.
Thank you @footprintsinthesxnd for proofreading!
Warnings: pregnancy, the tiniest bit of nervousness, Hangster bromance
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“There’s two lines, there’s two lines, I’m telling you!” You exclaimed rather frantically as you stood next to your husband in the en-suite bathroom of your bedroom.
Jake had been pacing back and forth for minutes while you had stood still and waited, in pure anticipation and nervousness.
You had tried for a few months to get pregnant and until now it hadn’t happened, this time you were pretty certain of it though.
“I’m gonna be a dad?” Jake’s voice was barely audible with both fear and breathlessness at the delicate and all encompassing feeling of love he felt.
You were stood facing each other with both of you holding the test between you and staring at it far longer than necessary.
“I’m gonna be a dad!” He repeated loudly, and you watched him jump up and down once before he moved down to pull you into a bone crushing hug.
You let out a giggle as you wrapped your arms around Jake’s waist, and felt him press what felt like a thousand kisses to your temple and forehead.
“We’re going to be parents!” He repeated on and on, and Jake’s happiness only emphasized your own.
“I’m going to have a baby with my wife I love more than life itself,” he whispered, pressing his lips to yours.
“I’m going to have a baby,” Jake said, panicked, as he sat in a bar with his friends and coworkers gathered around him.
He had left you to tell his friends about your pregnancy, and he had started to get nervous immediately after leaving your presence.
When he reached the Hard Deck he was a nervous wreck, and Bradley had to buy him a beer before he even managed to get out a word.
“I’m going to have a baby with the woman I love,” he whispered and Bradley chuckled, seeing how happy but incredibly nervous Jake was.
He had never been like this at work, which was weird, given that work to them was a life threatening occurrence.
In comparison to that having a baby wasn’t that scary, but it was the baby’s life on the line, not his own.
“You know, the baby and her will be fine,” Bradley said as he slid Jake’s beer closer to him on the table, turning a little in his seat on the bench they were sharing.
“You’ll be a great dad,” he added.
“I don’t know the first thing about being a dad,” Jake whispered, his eyes finding Bradley’s and trying desperately to find comfort in them.
“I don’t know what to do if it’s a girl or a boy, I’m not a girl dad?”
“You’re not a boy dad either yet,” Bradley chuckled and shook his head.
“You’ll do great, Hangman, there’s no reason to worry,” he added, but Jake only glanced at him worriedly.
“I don’t know if I’m going to be a good dad,” he replied, and Bradley took a second to think.
“Do you want to be a dad?” He asked, and Jake nodded immediately.
“Then you’ll be a good one,” he added with a grin, and it seemed like the message got through to his friend.
Nevertheless a hint of reluctance was still present on his face.
“Listen here, Seresin, you’re an amazing husband,” he started, ignoring the fact that they had never really talked so honestly about such an emotional topic.
“You care for your wife and you provide for her, you’ll do so for your child as well. You love her and you’ll definitely love your kid, so I’m certain that you’ll be a great dad. Not that you need to hear that with the ego you have,” Bradley joked, and Jake only rolled his eyes in response.
After a few beers both of them were visibly relaxed, while they joked around without a care in the world.
“I’ve never seen anyone this scared in my life, soon to be dad,” Bradley laughed, which only resulted in another rolling of eyes from Jake.
“Fuck off, soon to be uncle,” he retorted, which had Bradley’s eyes widen in shocked surprise.
It was Jake’s turn to laugh as he watched his friend realize what he had meant.
“I’ve never seen anyone this surprised in my life,” he continued, reaching over to clap Bradley on the back.
“You didn’t think I’d do this alone, did you? If I’m going down I’ll take my wingman and best man with me,” he grinned.
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fryingpan1234567 · 1 year
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Masterlist? Kind of? REWRITE
fandoms list (yes this is everything, not in any particular order): Hermitcraft, ESMP, Life Series, Marvel, DC, WOF, Riordanverse, MHA, Trap House/ XPLR, Divergent, Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Disney, ATLA, Wizarding World, IT, Ducktales, any and all theater (TECH PEOPLE UNITE), Gravity Falls, SVTFOE, Thomas Sanders, Daredevil, horror (Scream especially my beloved), Transformers, Jurassic World, Star Wars, Little Nightmares, Pacific Rim, Monsterverse, Pitch Perfect, RWRB, Young Royals, Osemanverse, SCP, Six of Crows, TAWOG, Berrybrook/ BBMS, Descendants, TMNT, Alan Becker/ AVM, Top Gun, Umbrella Academy, Neytirix, Voltron, Greatest Showman, X-men, Zelda, DBD, Undertale, Daughter of the Deep, Poppy Playtime, Black Phone, Murder Drones, Free Guy, Good Omens, Nimona (movie), COD, Hazbin Hotel, Fast and Furious, AOUAD, WEBTOONs: Homesick, Boyfriends, School Bus Graveyard, High Class Homos, Everything is Fine, BWFA, Clinic of Horrors, Reunion, Castle Swimmer, The D!ckheads
ship moment (and I’m probably forgetting some):
Hermitcraft/ ESMP/ Life Series etc—
Mostly a multishipper? But I do have some favorites
Scarian
Rendoc
Ethubs
Team ZIT
HEX
Hypnocrafted
Stresskall
Jels
Welsuma
Gridoc
GLASS!! SPOUSES!! I will die on this hill
Team Rancher
Nature Wives
Marvel —
Parleynova/ any variation
Ironstrange
Stucky
Thorbruce
Kate x Yelena I don’t remember
Shuri x MJ
Shuriri
Spideypool
Spideypool but fem
Venomeddie
Nightsilver
Nightangel
DC—
Birdflash
Jayroy
Timkon
Damijon
Steph x Cass x Kara?? Not sure about that name lol
Superbats
Halbarry
Harlivy (DUH)
Batcat
Bluepulse
WOF—
Qinter
Glorybringer
Sunny is aroace fight me
Turtlejou
Moon is also. Aroace
Lynx and Snowfall
Pineapple and Jambu😭
Plus a bunch from Lauren Black’s books if you haven’t read them go do it she may as well be canon
Riordanverse—
Pipabeth
Obligatory Percabeth
Jercy
Valgrace
Solangelo (duh)
Thaleyna
Blitzstone
Fierrochase
Malconnor (MY BELOVEDDD)
NEW SHIP ALERT: Engineering bfs (Jake Mason x Malcolm Pace)
MHA—
Kiribaku
Dekushima
Momojirou
Miritamu
Shinkami
Dabihawks
Shigadabi
Wizarding World (oh boy)—
The constant struggle over choosing between Drarry and Scorbus is real
But also Hedric
Perciver
Deamus
Wolfstar duh
Jegulus
Rosekiller
Linny
I don’t remember the Teddy x James one but
It (2017 + 2019)—
REDDIEEE
Stenbrough
Benverly
we stan aroace Mike
Transformers—
Racer bfs
I don’t know any ship names help
OP and Ratchet
Wheeljack and Bulkhead
Arcee and Arachnid just not when they’re toxic
KOBD
MegOP
Star Wars—
Stormpilot ftw
Dinluke
Kylux
Reyrose
What’s the mando princess x priestess one again
Osemanverse—
Don’t talk to me canon ships are perfect
Berrybrook—
Starting off by saying these are CHILDREN and I’m not sexualizing them in any way
Canon ships are SO CUTEEE I CAN’T
I think Jensen is aroace
Hedgehog and whatever that emo kid from the Diary is called (I KNOW THEY’RE MINOR CHARACTERS LEAVE ME ALONE)
Listen I know that Alex and Joseph are both taken but I’m ngl I thought they were dating at the beginning of Enemies
Send ships I’ll probably agree with you
Descendants—
Harlos and Umvie are superior
Multiship lol
Top Gun—
Hangster
Icemav
Payback and Fanboy
Bob and Phoenix
DBD—
Ghostfrank
Susie x Julie
Hag x Blight
Any of the girls paired up
I know zero ship names
Black Phone—
Finbin/ Rinney
Brance
Showstagg
Murder Drones—
I… don’t like Uzi, sorry
Not gonna ship her with N
And V is toxic
And Cyn is a psychopath but they had good chemistry— I like her (thus far)
J and Tessa they’re cute
Thad is gay as fuck. That is all
Nimona—
Nimona x anarchy and murder <33
COD—
Okay omg
I think all the ships are honestly arguable we don’t really have bad ones
BUT I do have my favorites
Soapghostroach/ any variation but especially that one
Gaz x Jackson
Nikprice
Alerudy
Alex x Farah I forgot the name lmao
Hazbin—
Radioapple
Radiostatic
Vox x Valentino
Huskerdust (AAAAAAAAAA)
Homesick—
Personally I’m on Tommy’s side as far as shipping Rayne goes but I do love Sam
Unfortunately. Most of the characters are dead
There’s not a lot of people to ship
SBG—
AIDEN X TYLER!! MY BOYS!!
Taylor x Ash
Logan x Ben
The fact that there’s official art of them TvT my heart
Castle Swimmer—
Mono x Galoo
Honestly Skiff is so cute. If Kappa and Siren are poly that would be so
Fizz is a dick. That is all
D!ckheads—
If Levi and Eli and Marcus don’t end up together I swear to god
The mean girl and the druggy they’re perfect for each other
some AU’s I got:
Superhero au (Hermitcraft)
Theater au (Hermitcraft)
Marvel x DC
DC x Riordanverse
High school au (DC)
Greatest Showman au (DC)
Hunger Games au (Riordanverse)
PacRim au (Riordanverse)
Riordanverse x Marvel
Band au (Wizarding World/ Marauders era)
IT x Stranger Things
Everybody lives au (TBP)
Riordanverse au (COD)
I got 2 different band aus for COD— one is Måneskin themed and the other is Arctic Monkeys
Top Gun au (COD)
Halo au (COD)
Avatar au (COD)
PacRim au (COD)
SCP au (COD)
Jurassic World au (COD)
Homesick x SBG
so I know I forgot some ships. send some in I’ll probably agree with you lol
ask! me! about! my oc’s! I have literally tons for basically every fandom so
yes you can make oneshot/ headcanon requests for almost any of these
I yell about a different fandom every day filter by tags XD don’t see the one you’re looking for because I haven’t made anything for it yet? ask away!
consistent formatting is a myth. sometimes I use proper capitalization and punctuation. sometimes I do one and not the other. sometimes I don’t do either. I’m consistent PER POST at least LMAO
asks always open!
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