#listEN IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS DUDE
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Oh you never seem to notice
That my heart beats for you
So I'll open you up
And make yours beat for me too
hello hello!!
(the expression at least) based on the iconic bloody nose picture of Mark >:))
this took a HOT second but aaaaaa im kinda in love with it
feel free to make up ur own scenario w this :))
#markiplier#iswm murdock#iswm murderplier#listEN IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS DUDE#i am in love with this song with murdock aaaaa#hey i didnt forget his pin/necklace for once ahAHAH#this picture AWAKENED something in me i had to draw th emurder boy with this look#caldoodles#tw blood
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is this too niche
#i think it is but listen to zombie prom and tell me im wrong#zombie prom IS my grease guys . that musical is so stupid and so fucking funny#if a single one of u knows zombie prom please consider. hermie playing jonny warner#id write the fic but I already DID one for hsm dude#both 50s musicals except one is so weird and funny#AAAUghhhw#normal in the audience during blast from the past like 😳😳😳😳😳😳#oakworthy#normal oak#hermie unworthy#hermie the unworthy#dndads#dungeons and daddies#zombie prom#ask me about zombie prom in dms I fucking DARE you. I will explode i love it so much
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you stop shaving as a woman and people just dont know what to call you anymore huh
#you ever get so annoyed that you draw ur irl self instead of your epic swag yass slay pretty sona#i didnt stop shaving for any statement btw it just drains me to do it & i havent been in the mood for months LMAO#i think i'm so used to the comfort of being surrounded by ppl presenting however they want and calling themselves whatever#sometimes i forget how. binary everything still is where i live#note that aint trans btw. i was afab & i dont fully identify as that currently but i have no problem being called a girl#and due to Health Reasons(tm) i get hairier than one would consider 'normal' for a woman (among other things)#(listen we all know gender is a nuanced spectrum but im not in the mood to talk about it in the tags of my own blog lol)#that + short + fat + voice breaks sometimes + mostly wears 'gender neutral' clothing. been mistaken for a prebuscent guy sometimes#(i say 'gender neutral' but its just regular ass baggy shirts and pants/jeans. 💥)#and if y'know me personally youre prolly reading this like 'what'. and yeah thats my reality sometimes LMAO#and im spanish so things are Extra gendered >8'D#i dont even bother explainin my gender to family its just not worth it so i take the she/her and move on#usually i dont talk about these irl things bc whatever but it's starting to irritate me lol#like. do i have to fuckin shave just to not be misgendered. fuckin christ dude#i need to get my yearly haircut btw. i dont like long hair on myself. its getting warm & it makes me sweat i hate it 🧍♂️
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man why does my family treat me like im not a human :(((
#Like bro i get it you all just woke up but like#I did not sleep at all + i was studying which made my brain numb#and when i wake up all annoyed you all tell me i got attitude issues???#And lets ignore how my sisters literally TORTURE me to wake me up#And when im quiet all day yall ask me to talk???#Dude talk about what you guys dont even want to listen to me?#and then when i talk to myself and inanimate objects you all start thinking i have a boyfriend?#what is that logic 😻😻😻#maybe start considering me as a human who actually gets hurt and feels stuff ill start acting normal again#in the meantime#keep on using me for only your own purposes and talk to me when it concerns you only#and think of me doing stuff for you all as a “responsibility” that i have#BECAUSE IM NOT A HUMAN !!!#and ofc only my sister is stressed about her exams because i dont cry about it like her#oh no no wait till you find out what i actually did the whole past year cuz#i was so emotionally frustrated and brimming with all that ew emotions that i had to take out out somehow#its a shame how i think they know yet they dont care
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I am trying so hard but it still isn't ENOUGH FOR YOU? DON'T YOU SEE HOW HARD I'VE BEEN TRYING?
#mine#normally i've been good about not being too upset over things#but oh fucking boy. okay. im glad people are scared of me#i hope they know that im the only right one in the whole world and they are wrong and are justified for fearing me and im glad my existence#will turn them off from sharing their wrong opinions. but oh FUCKING BOY? ive been sitting here the whole time like oh they hate me#oh they hate me so much they want me to die wahhh and im trying to do all the things they like because im for some reason fucking bothered#by their other opinions. even though the people themselves are useless trash#and oh. like i was suspecting it but its finally confirmed huh??? you all cant fucking stand the sight of me because im right?#you dont understand the truth?? they hated him because he told them the truth? thats me as fuck rn dude#i am literally gracing your eyes with the content i make and basically hand feeding you the correct opinions to have#and yet you still reject them! people just love being stupid unfortunately. i want to kill them all.#i would be so much nicer if you all just agreed with me on the objective truth but unfortunate you have to be stupid#i have graced you with so many GIFTS and protected you from my wrath so many times but you do not even give a fuck#WHY AM I CRYING. YOU ARE ALL SO USELESS WHY AM I CRYING!!! MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT AGREE?#i guess im crying because they are all so stupid#so what im saying is its very unfortunate that everyone does not worship me and all my opinions and the world is very hard. yes.#friendship ended with self hatred now delusions of grandeur are my new best friend#even trhing to explain myself makes me sound like a shithead but i swear to fuck if you all just listened to me like youre supposed to#then absolutely nothing would ever go wrong! but you all had to be stupid on purpose! do you like being wrong? whats your problem#explaining all the reasons im RIGHT and yet i still feel bad for having the gall to do so. i shouldnt feel bad. im doing great. youre just#uncomfortable in the fact that YOURE wrong and making me have to accomodate you for your wrongness? tf is that about#okay lunatic rant over i have finished crying ☝️
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Listening to the sekiro ost rn. Banger after banger
#tia posts#i love this game dude.......#i already have a bunch of the songs in my playlists but im listening to the stuff i dont normally listen to#the understated area background music instead of the sick boss themes#and the VIBES!!!!!!!!! i mean up in flames. thats probably my favorite aside from the obvious choices#i remember in my first playthrough going through hirata with that playing and taking in all the fire and the corpses#really puts you in wolf's head. pushing sadness and horror to the back of your mind so you can focus on what you have to do#and ofc there are the obvious choices for favs like the DoH and lady butterfly themes thats CRAZYYYYYY#ive gone off in the tags before about sekiro music and I'LL DO IT AGAIN‼️
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Me: *goes on tiktok*
Tiktok: YO WILBUR SOOT FUCKING BITES PEOPLE and he's also a domestic abuser
Me: ... ... ... ... ...
Me: I LEAVE THE FANDOM FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS-
#bro im not even IN this fandom anymore and im still getting videos about it all over my fyp#reminds me of the time the voice actor for gumball waterson called dream a faggot and then beat his ass 💀#so glad i stopped listening to lovejoy#honestly always kinda had a bad feeling about that brit#i mean “bugs are normal in bristish houses” WHEN HE HAD AN ANT INFESTATION???#GIRL WHAT.#clean your own fucking house bro you're like in your mid 20s 💀#sorry this is non rain world related but like ??? dude what the fuck
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#marvel comics#daredevil#matt murdock#devil may cry#dante#tony redgrave#tfw talking#devil4devil#polls#im normal about them trust me#theyre so alike in a way that works pls#you gotta listen to me...#two dudes in their 40s with red devil themes and twin brothers that cant stand them COME ON!!!#and theyre both punk in some way
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bro how are you gonna get on My case and question My morals for liking a SINGLE orion experience song and yet you still listen to mccafferty?? im sensing a certain level of hypocrisy here
#i know absolutely nothing about the orion experience but apparently the lead singer molested someone#but like?? so did mccafferty?? in fact he did a LOT more than that#bubbling with rage right now. not gonna say anything though#not gonna say anything#but seriously me listening to a single song by a 'problematic' band that broke up YEARS ago makes YOU uncomfortable?#maybe mind ya damn business???#i had a song of theirs in a playlist and youre the one who not only started but continued to provoke the conversation. dude#okok. im normal again#sorry just had to get this outta my system#vent
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being so normal about peoples bad opinions on theater. being so normal.
#saw someone just complain that Chicago had no costume changes and barely any set so#therefore it was bad and it’s like. people are entitled to their own opinions. but also.#does theater NEED to be flashy? is that what theater is about? does it have to have pop music and high intensity dancing (which Chicago has)#or big brightly colored costumes? perhaps a mushy gushy heart warming story of love?#or just something silly? like dude. what the hell. did you consider maybe the story is just. not suited to that.#did you stop to think abt why it’s staged like that. like I’m maybe it’s not ur cup of tea but saying it’s bad bc there’s no spectacle is.#like it’s so ridiculous too bc Chicago is a show ABOUT spectacle of the press and sensationalizing of death and murder and like listen#it’s not my favorite show by a long shot yk but I appreciate it for its art and I’m not trying to make it smth it’s not. just. ok the ig.#like you do not have to like the show itself but saying boo it sucked bc there’s no costume changes or flashy sets is. a mid take at BEST.#and that’s generous. like. gdjdbskdhsmdhfksbfksjfjsbdj im normal.#I’m being normal. i will not discuss the art of theater and get into fights abt it on Instagram. amen.#roxy talks
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Ik I gotta move onto the rest of the characters 2 catch up w the canon, but I'm so attached 2 the werewolves rn
#let me stay with milooooo#i love this dude from new jersey that yells @ me and is jumpy and self confident and can't handle distress well but still tries his best#i need this guy 2 be a real guy sm#the werewolf part doesn't have to be there but it would be better if it was bc fluffyyyyy#im really normal abt the shaw pack dw about it#david is grumpy and i enjoy when angel picks on him a lil and doesn't put up w his shit#asher is fuckin- *shakes him around like a dog toy* he's so cute and he set fire to the kitchen making oatmeal he's just like me fr#i have to move on2 the other characters b4 i listen to this scary inversion thingy that makes ppl cry but!!! i love them :(#elliot rambles#im very tired skdjsk#redacted audio posting
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rggo arakawa drip is the epitome of foxy grandpa sorry <- is not sorry
#snap chats#been too normal lately had to say something wack But True#/foxy grandpa/ HES MAX 45 BY THEN listen its the vibe he brings to the table. Rich Dilf there is that more accurate.#everyday im reminded by how swaggy and cool it is like shut up#im bouta make a reference that a niche few will get but i know theyll get it cause they followed me from my db blog#you fucks remember that bit durin the tfs broly movie where all ve6eta does is scream about how cool broly is from like 90 miles away#yeah no. same. genuinely same. im in the distance screaming and crying over this dude's fit ITS SO FUCKING NICE#nothing but swag im throwing up#ok im going back to drawing bye i just needed to speak my truth
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24. fucking. tries. to beat normal mode nago with faust
#i mean admittedly im not the greatest at faust but ive had the same problem#with other characters on NORMAL MODE NAGO WTF#WHY???? WHY IS NORMAL NAGO HARDER#maybe cos u dont get backup??? but this is next level bullshit dude#i know its like 'why would u tell people this u literally couldnt pay me to tell someone how bad i am at this game'#listen everyone already Knows so i get to complain about it#cpu really do read ur input <- excuse#im trying to go thru arcade mode with every character regardless of which route#i got stuck on millia rip i think i got halfway thru then like. ragequit hghfdshg#on one hand losing on purpose at the beginning will get me normal route and thatll be easier#but then we have the same problem of getting to nago and getting my ass beat
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You ever find a character in something you don’t know anything about and they just begin to fill your mind? Yeah..
#fuck dudes#bridget#bridget is soaking into my bloodstream through my pores#I’m sure this doesn’t mean anything about me#‘I hate the alarm clock I chose’ so true this is awesome I will listen to this 20 more times#im normal (:
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yoo how do i tell my father who is very much as stubborn as one can get that i dont in fact like google and dont want to use anything from it specially google drive because i think its pretty fucking disgusting to have to give this much information about myself solely so then i can store files to a place which ill forget about in less than an hour that will most likely be monitored by google too 💖
#literally love how he just casually says 'oh i added drive to your bookmarks btw' on my fucking laptop wihout any permissions#sure they bought it therefore they can totally use it if they want#but as far as my own privacy goes i cant help but feel disgusted at how ignorant he is to my boundaries#i said i hate windows. i hate google. i hate crypto#and yet he throws it all down my throat like its normal to just ignore a persons opinion if its something you disagree on apparently#and i know it may sound petty but i just try so much to stay out of his way#not talk negatively about the things hes interested in even if its fucking crypto or whatever#but dude it makes my blood absolutely boil to see how he just doesnt give a fuck about my own personal space and belongings#its a fucking browser for fucks sake ! why should he be so annoyed at how *I* use my own things#why should he feel the need to scramble around places where hes not even supposed to be on#im a kid in their eyes but fuck it hurts to see how incompetent he thinks i am#and if he really doesnt then hes doing a pretty fucking shitty job at showing that he trusts me#as far as privacy and comfort goes im willing to listen and genuinely interested in knowing of what he knows#but as soon as he casually starts to disregard the boundaries ive tried so clearly to set then im turning a plain blind eye#we both love computers. we both are amazed by how such systems work and its connections like the internet#but its impossible to have a conversation when he wont even try to understand Why i dont like certain things and why i do things My way#i dont go around messing on his things and yet he feels so entitled to do so in mine that i just feel sick sometimes#i hate to vent here but sometimes there really is no other place where people will actually think im a fucking human being#anyway i just#idk
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Great taste
Funny
Hot damn zarbon WAS gnc as FUCK huh
wadda hell.. great taste AND funny...? wuh, who mee? 😳👈
no but seriously thank you!!! 🌺🍀🌼
and absolutely in love seeing people react to zarbon the same way i do :) but YEAH what a fucking icon he is... an absolute gnc prince omg...
#ask#anon#now idk if folks think the same way i do about his monster form. ohhh girls 💅 ohhh you have no idea... love him entirely....#i learned about him from dbz budokai 1 (huh. i wonder why i want that game back from my cousin so badly 🙄)#DBZ was my brothers thing so i only saw a few episodes as a kid. and dbz budokai 1 was the game i owned personally#and i learned DBZs lore mostly from that game. also probably why i had a harder time remembering the buu saga. since its not in that game#but like. playing through the vegeta segments of budokai 1's story mode and seeing zarbon for the first time????#oh some wires crossed the moment i saw him babes... and then he did his monster transformation#''oh hes super neat :) probably wont affect me in the future though'' it did babes and it shows#fell in love with that dude On Sight. (and im oh so normal about it)#hes also probably the reason im bisexual. like i imagine my tastes would be a lot different if i didnt see him in that moment#listen... blue skin. green long hair in a braid. pink arm warmers. thigh highs with his thighs peeking out. his jewelry...#hes so gnc omg... 🙄👋 (fanning myself off)#i hope one day to own some arm warmers like those they look comfy as hell and ive always felt that way#anyway lets take a step out of my brain because its like a sauna in there okay?#i appreciate you like my tastes though anon :)#i imagine if i made an entire chart of every character and made it without the concept of judgement lurking around the corner#youd probably see some characters on there like ''oh. i see. alright sure it makes sense. i think''#but hm yknow? looots of men on that chart. like its like 80-90% men#i just think thats interesting is all :)#and we gotta pin it all back to one character 🤗#oh but alas... toriyama had to give him permanent tummy hurt... 😔😭#listen. i will talk your ear off about zarbon. i feel so bad for all my mutuals who have to hear me gush on and on#BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK ANON!!!#i love seeing the asks so far that mention zarbon. like yeah i guess ive slutted out about him just enough for that to make sense#but thank you for giving me your thoughts :)
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