I read a thing where the ending was "we kissed alot and then we fell asleep together" and its like an image of them cuddled together and their friends calling them "idiot couple"

and thats what I want man,

Like the asexualness is so strong in me today

im telling you i can vividly taste orange push pops and something CRUNCHY but like soft crunchy when i look at this picture i need this in my mouth i do not have synesthesia btw

since we're all being so normal, here are some things I would be very normal about if they happened in the next life series or like. At all really

Etho Scott team up Maybe invite Grian or Joel also

Cleo and Jimmy team up maybe Martyn is there too

Gem and Cleo red head menace alliance

TANGO FINALLY GETS A LOYAL TEAM(mate?) WHO CARES ABOUT HIM AND RESPECTS HIS SKILLS AND DOESN'T STAB HIM IN THE BACK LOOKING AT YOU BDUBS

But also I think it would be EXTREMELY funny if he got stuck with bdubs again lmao

Ren and Skizz send tweet

Scar finds himself another polycule

Someone mentions their DL soulmate and act very Normal about them(desert duo doesn't count bc they are just LikeThat)

Boatboys crumbs

maybe naming the funny rock will get easier once we make the guys who found it. if theyre the ones who discovered it they get to name it so we can just. well what would They call it

ya something likethat

SORRY BUT THE PICTURE OF THE CUCUMBER IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKETHAT 😭😭😭😭 WHY IS IT LYING LIKE THAT WHAT

YES YOU UNDERSTAND. Also i think it is pretty funny as a concept because canonically Nagito confuses Akane a lot so i think it'd be nice for her to slowly learn why he is #LikeThat and in turn Nagito learning Akane is more than her talent

Yeah! I like that dynamic hehe

Recipe Time!

Alight fcukers

Here is a recipe that I woukd like go share you , myu humble mutuales

Suckerpunch

Theoretically thid would be drankwn by some utter rat of a man a man who is seen as the mcguffin genius who is funyi due to hatihg everyone byt still being necessary to the plor . He would make a laege moan toe show that aas afflicted by some nondescieot byt intolerable illness which yass fhe bad hurt head and ywll at tte main cast dornthe ingrediencw aaaaaaaaaaaaaand woukd tell the comic_relief character to “get somw of the chocaltey bicuits or so help me God” and there wouldnbe his bug nontage scene where the big math would be donw and he would ask for refills by slammming hisbthermos on yhe desk and gutterally yelling until somethinh was done abouy the sutuation. Would ahove the biscuits dowb his gapjng maw .

Why wont this format coorexhly. I have had thee (3) hours of sleep and mayhe this id my brain making a cru for hslp ahile also indulging in a powrd fantasy of some sort there was no fan and my aunt unclen have teh big snore. This is a desperate attempt to seem funny

Ingreidence

You will need one (1) big thermostat. Like the biggest one yowy can finf. Pour these ingredience into the thermo. Now.

1 Litee Cool Blue Gatorade

A cup of Barry’s Irish Tea, sweetens with 5 tablesppons of honey

Cough syrup like whateve just dump it in

Dry pretzels

Just pour in yhe salt. Sont care

Shgar

And just likethat we have Suckerpunch.

Heres a little smooch om the cheek

Mwah

Kk thanks love ysm byeeeeeeeeee

fun that you asked 1 and 2 bc those were the ones I was going to ask you

same hat

1. has a comment someone left on a fic of yours ever made you laugh out loud? oh my god so many yes. the ones @gutsmp3 leaves make me laugh so often i wish i could remember an example?? but anyway she’s just very funny in general. also i think i’ve mentioned this one before but someone once commented on i think spidey fic saying they read the funny parts of the fic out loud to their dog and that killed me

2. has a comment someone left on a fic of yours ever made you cry? uh.........literally actually tear up and cry? probably not, i don’t think so. but like, i’ve definitely felt the emotion that accompanies crying at a fair few comments. maybe TL’s comment on neon weekend, just because i was so nervous to post that fic and then their response was so......Like That. (also we weren’t even friends then!!! they’re just That Good!! all the time!!!!! TL love fest, i love TL). actually also, talking about melia, part of the comment she left on the rilex soulmate au fic said “bella everything u write fucking redefines the meaning of love” and it was about a friendship scene and that just like.........made me feel like everything was Worth It. anyway melia thats my favorite compliment ive ever received in case you were wondering. so like i didnt cry but internally I Was Crying

fic writer asks!!!

shout out to new guy who made some bread and got a headache and decided he didnt want to exist anymore . i lvoe you .

Pet

For @one-berzerker

LMFAO sorry I have no idea what Pokemon is actually other than the basics and barely played it (I'm poor) but BOI I'm pretty sure Trellis would LOVE Rowlet

Bonus:

Hi 💕 Do you read fics and/or have you any recs? I haven't read a lot of Merlin fics but I've been obsessed with the show every since it aired. Thanks. 💕

Hello! I’m sorry for the late reply, but there were many haha. These fics are the ones i read in 2020, those few months i’ve been back in the Merlin fandom. I’ve read 300 Merlin fics this year and i had to look through them all haha, but my list is strickly personal, not indicative of the fandom. It’s not a “best Merlin fics in the fandom” cause i’ve been back for a few months and i haven’t read the variety yet i should have to be able to rec likethat These are like 99% Merthur 85% canon era. Some cursed and funny ones in this bunch, some fluff, some hurt/comfort, magic reveals, angst, pwp, lots of things really. I hope you like them! And like the cycle of the year, we begin again by katherynefromphilly The Student Prince by FayJay Awake by Cori Lannam (corilannam) Unweave A Rainbow by MidnightLeFay My Place is With You by tehfanglyfish True Love by platonic_boner And He's Still Left with His Hands by witchmd13 In Spite of Everything, the Stars by mushroomtale, Polomonkey The Truth Is You by bigmamag Strike of Lightning by helloearthlings The Weight of Words by waldorph All's Well That Ends Well by StormDancer Finding Home by riventhorn Fools of Us All by adelagia Gadarene by unpossible The Coming of Spring by ingberry The Dirty Little Things You Say by bloodsongs With This Ring by marguerite_26 like water on a burning beach by lunapark  A Heavy Heart to Carry by Thursday_Next Hopeless Wanderer by Magnolia822 A Warlock's Worth by ella_bane  Stars Above, Stones Below by Destina I Owe Every Breath to You by Skitz_phenom Cheers and Spirits by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle Of Faith and Hope and Love by versaphile Dying to Return by StormDancer Onfindan by astolat Favorite by astolat Fathom Me Out by supercalvin Let Us Dare by kianspo Keep Your Secrets by new_kate, orphan_account  How To Love A Living Thing by Polomonkey In Want of a Wife by syllic Change in Crowns by derekstilinski In the Winter of My Soul by ZairaA  Of Kings and Sorcerers by psychicdreams First Thing in the Morning by fennelseed Pining for the Moon by EachPeachPearPlum We Cannot Live Unbruised by fuzzytomato In the Dead of Night by SpiritWorld Stargazing by SpiritWorld And None But We Can Be Such Kings by janne_d You Are My Home by SpiritWorld Breaking Point by tailor31415 Show Me by tehfanglyfish Polished Compliments by SpiritWorld Free Fall by SpiritWorld Grant My Love a Pardon by parnase So Are They All, All Honourable Men by seperis Remember When We Never Faded by giselleslash Threads by Cori Lannam (corilannam) sift out all the dust by helloearthlings Love That Was in Here by arthur_pendragon all we do is think about the feelings that we hide by starkidpatronus Saving Merlin by WordsAreTrulyBeautiful You Mean to Say You've Been Under There This Whole Time? by daroh Here Forevermore by DeHeerKonijn, Emrys MK (mk_malfoy)  Midnight by orphan_account Just Another Day in Camelot by archaeologist_d  The Three Stages of Attraction to Merlin by SassyWarlock  A Prince to Rival the Affection by Impala_Cherry_Trickster Bird With A Broken Wing by versaphile Let Go and Watch the Sunlight Bend by cherrybina Why Can't It Be Me? by wtfisgoingonanymore Arthur's Poetry by Merlins_little_sister In Your Wildest Dreams by vintagelilacs Arthur Enchanted by platonic_boner Settled by helloearthlings Tempting Fate by vintagelilacs Sometimes Sacrifices Need To Be Made by wtfisgoingonanymore When Arthur saw Merlin by Merlins_little_sister My Love For You is Shackled and Restrained by Junemo10 Embrocation by bravenclawesome  Love Entombed by Junemo10 One Merlin, Two Merlin by Junemo10 There Are Nobles, and There Are Those With Noble Hearts by Junemo10 The man with the green dress by Merlins_little_sister whither thou goest by schweet_heart Secret Whistle by thenerdyindividual The Mountain That Moves by Ivalee Much Ado About Arthur by Nejinee The Chakra of Merlin by SweetAndSharp The Very Important Quest by Hope The Unexpected by FleetofShippyShips  Who we truly are by amithia In Dreams by TheAvalonian The Cup and the Dagger by Piscaria A Secret Shared by Emrys MK (mk_malfoy) the Man in the Castle by orphan_account Born of Magic by Destiny and Chicken (Destiny_and_Chicken) Such A Good Friend by tehfanglyfish so close and I'm halfway to it by ariadne_odair

akaashi thinks most of bokuto's weaknesses can be fixed if he was with someone other than akaashi

a: maybe youre the reason bokuto gets in his dejected mode so often

aa: nah im not that important to cause an influence on his mood

a: youre right he your presence doesnt affect him at all

aa: thats not what i meant

a:

aa:

a: deal with it

aa: :/

ik this is angsty but alaashi just bullying himself likethat is so funny im sorry

Okkay what are your thoughts on people like, characterizing Miche as like a himbo and making him out to be like this extroverted jokestar? I feel like I've seen an influx of works depicting him likethat recently and Im kind of like did we watch the same anime haha :)

Oh!

so, I'm all for people characterizing however they see fit. I may not see it the same way, but it doesn't make it any less valid.

I see Miche as a big ol' fuckin' weirdo who happens to be huge and hot. but I could see why people would turn him into a funny party guy (I mean, I kinda did in prima) cause again, hot, nice smile, probably funny when he talks.

characters are, a lot of times, used for comfort and/or projection. so if people see him as some lovable himbo, that's alright. will I actually read it? probably not, but it's still alright.

I don’t interact much w the Saw fandom bc I try not to interact with almost any fandom much because if you dig deep enough any fandom is unhinged, but from afar Hoffman stans are the funniest fucking thing to witness like it’s kind of great. Bc they almost always hate any character he was ever at odds with so you’ll see posts like “Can you imagine liking Peter Strahm? Remember the time he threatened Jill Tuck, and shot Jeff when he pulled a gun on him? Unlike our beloved Hoffman, known bastard cop so bastard that the rest of the New Jersey police department were like ‘he’s way too crazy and gung-ho he’ll use any excuse to shoot even a low level offender’ who also worked with Jigsaw and helped him torture serial kill both vulnerable people and slowly all his coworkers and friends, and who let Eric Matthews strangle himself to death for 90 minutes to save his life when at any point he could have gotten up and saved him, and murdered Jill Tuck, who is an angel.” but like, completely unironically? Like a Hoffman stan wrote a lot of the Saw fan wiki and it’s funny as fuck because it throws in wild entirely baseless fan claims like that Lawrence has no emotions and is terrible and also has narcissistic personality disorder with absolutely no and even un-basis in canon, and writes shit like the end of Saw 7 like a fanfic where poor baby Hoffman struggles in fear to be ok while Gordon cackles evilly and super meanly locks him up in the bathroom to seal his undeserving fate—I hate that it gives credence to Meg’s fan theory Gordon is dead in the dbd map bc Behavior hired a Hoffman stan since some of them are just #likethat

wait thats so funny likethats a running joke on my blog are you a new follower 🤍

ok lets talk jolex baby names(need jolex related stuffthats good well if they get kids coz at this rate) i love the name charlie karev(girl)just sounds so perfect like imagine there little fouled mouthed kid giving all the kids a run for their money, i could also imagine them with a lulu(might btoo girly for them but lulu karev is so cute or charlie lulu karev) i cant imagine them with kids with traditional names it just doesnt fit( lets hope greys doesnt name them cristina or anything likethat)

I am so obsessed with them naming their baby Charlie that if it’s anything else I will have a thousand problems with it. There will be no forgiving them if they ever have a kid and name it Meredith. But somehow I think that’s exactly what would happen. 

Lulu is funny because I can see them just being so done with trying to pick out a baby name that they just flip through pages in a baby book and randomly point to a name and it’s Lucille but they just always call her Lulu instead. They probably have the baby in their arms and they’re like, “We need to pick a name!” and that’s what they come up with. And everyone kind of picks on them for it but they LOVE it and Meredith just calls her Lu. 

I’ve mentioned Alice in the past because it used to be Jo’s middle name and I always assumed she picked it because it was Mrs. Schmidt’s name. 

They could do Stephanie but call her Stevie. Or, Sam, short for Samantha. Max, short for Maxine. Ellie, short for Elliot. (When the girl in 13x10 told Jo that this was the name of her baby, she said that she ‘loved that.’) Michaela, for Alex’s middle name, Michael. Although, I feel like Alex wouldn’t want his kid to be named after him. I feel like he would think it was weird. If it was a boy they could do Wilson. But why would they name their kid a name that Jo didn’t want to keep.