I love when people who are already tall wear high heels. It’s like okay, slut. Push me against the wall then!
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the panty theif got my mind RUNNING.
panty theif eddie keeping a pair of your panties in his pocket at DND matches
him keeping a stash of them in a drawer in his room
him stealing them from ur drawers and returning them with cum all over them
PLEASE write something abt this and continue
brain went wee woo when writing this like the last part ?? kinda genius
at this point, you’ve basically given up on trying to get eddie to stop stealing your panties. he usually returns them anyway, so it didn’t really matter to you.
but then he starts getting a bit out of hand. sitting not far from him in hellfire club, you’ll see a familiar looking red cloth tucked in his back pocket. the others most likely assume it’s just another one of his bandanas. but you know better, your face heating up as you try to pretend that they’re not there.
eddie parading your panties around wasnt even the worst part.
one day, your panties are either all in the wash or at eddie’s house. (you know about his stash in his second drawer, right beside a large collection of guitar picks) you’re waiting in a towel for him to bring at least one pair of your panties back to you, and when he does return them, he insists on putting them on for you.
you’re standing impatiently, hands on your hips with the towel lifted to below your pelvis, letting eddie slowly roll the panties onto you. and once they’re completely on, a chill goes through you when something wet connects with your core.
you look down, a shocked curse coming from your lips as you try to figure out what in the actual fuck is in your panties. but eddie doesn’t give you anytime to do so as he rests all of his fingers except his thumb on your groin, using his thumb to disperse the cool liquid along your cunt, paying extra attention to your clit.
it doesn’t take you long to figure out that eddie, being the disgusting man that he is, came in your panties before returning them to you. and you’re mad for a total of two seconds, because then eddie is rubbing tight circles on your clit and the cum acts as a lubricant. a sticky, gross lubricant.
plus, you can’t judge eddie for being disgusting when you’re the one that rides his thigh in your baby pink, cum filled panties.
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Ever since I found out Krymhield has a tongue piercing, I haven't been the same
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The Wachowskis coming from a safe environment and an individualist society, so they want Knuckles to relax and not try so hard. No need to train constantly, no need to stay up late keeping watch, no need to be on guard all the time. Trying to be supportive by encouraging him to do nothing.
Vs.
Knuckles coming from an unsafe environment and a collectivist culture. He cannot do nothing. And his idea of 'support' is that they would help him protect the tribe. But they won't because they see no need and if they won't offer, then he won't ask! So he trains alone. And he loses sleep keeping watch alone. And he stays on guard at all times. No one else will, so the task falls to him.
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THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF SINGTO PRACHAYA: GOD OF INTROVERTS
This man arrived at work to film one of his projects (one of his freelance contracts) and immediately went to check the schedule on the window to see when he could go home.
You don’t understand.
I love him more than words can express.
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geoffrey is a calico and fun fact about calico cats, the only way they can be male is through a rare genetic abnormality and even then the vast majority of them are sterile. and we know from the first stoats that stoats can change their gender identity (even if their reason was more about mythologising themselves than anything), so im just straight up headcanoning geoffrey as trans
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Kann mir eigentlich mal einer erklären, wie es Adam geschafft hat? (Anscheinend über mehrere Abende hinweg?!)
An diesem Bildnis hier
Einfach so vorbei zu laufen
Und ihn nicht sofort mit in sein Schlafzimmer zu ziehen?!
Wenn er doch eh gerade schon dabei war sich nen snack zu holen
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I feel like almost any sexualization of power is just so out of character. Like mf this is the girl who doesn't flush the fucking toilet, drank blood from animals that she killed while running around naked in the forest for YEARS, and also admits to barely ever bathing? Bruh no she's not gonna "uwu" while wearing a maid dress stfu
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What a beautiful gift it is to go from the monotone audiobook narrations of Heroes of Olympus to the dulcet tones, dramatic sighs, and voice acting prowess of Robbie Daymond as Lester “oh woe is me how could I, the most beautiful and awesome of gods, Apollo, be reduced to this horrible disgrace (being a regular dude (with acne))” Papadopolous
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