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thedianadiary · 1 year

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What is in the back seat of your car right now? just cleaned it yesterday so i think all that is left back there is in the sleeve of the seat and its the bluetooth speaker.

What was the last thing you threw up? gluten. 0/10 recommend

Menthol or regular cigarettes? i dont smoke

What is your favorite episode of Friends? gosh its been so long since ive watched friends. i always liked their thanksgiving ep and any of the ones with tom selleck because WOOF, papi.

Does anyone have any blackmail on you? no lol

If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be? i don’t really know any of the celebs outside of their performances so i dont think thats a viable reason to marry someone.

Have you been to a strip club? nope

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? my sports bra from K

Are you wearing socks right now? nope its hot out

What was the last thing you had to drink? ice water

What are you wearing right now? shorts and a tank

Last food you ate? a burrito omg it was so good.

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? i came SO close to buying these short overalls ive been eyeing from old navy for weeks because they were half off and i just love them but i didnt.

When is the last time you ran? running is not it for me. it triggers asthma crap so bad for me.

What’s the last sporting event you watched? soccer

Last person’s house you were in? C’s

Last movie you saw? in theaters? the newest antman. outside of theaters? uhhh omg the awful wakanda forever. SO lame.

Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook? lol the chick who accidentally got my mail from K.

Ever go to camp? just like day camps.

Were you an honor roll student in school? yes

Do you like sushi? no

Do you have a tan? yes but its the last day of it. tomorrow i put on a fresh one lol

How old do you want to be when you have kids? im past that age that i *wanted* to be pregnant by. soooo. thats going well. but maybe in the next 2 years ?

Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? of course

What is your age? 30

Are you someone’s best friend? yes

Where is your dad right now? i honestly wouldn’t know if his gf didnt just text saying he’s in the hospital for some heart stuff What was the last thing you said? after all this back and forth a fifth won’t do, well I finally got a handle, finally got a handle on you

What color is your watch? white band

What do you think of when you think of Australia? enormous spiders and the opera house

Ever ridden on a roller coaster? outside of the baby ones no lol

Favorite gemstone? oooo. i love a lot of them to be honest.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? lol i rarely EVER go in.

Do you have a roommate? mom Do you have any bad habits? oh ya. im a little too sassy, i have horrible sleeping habits, etc.

What is your favorite number? 2 prob

Do you know anyone named Lori? yes actually

What color is your mom’s hair? its like black, silver, white.

Do you have a dog? sadly no. my beloved miller passed 2 years ago and i havent gotten a dog yet.

What happened to you in 1993? i was one year old lol

Does your first memory involve your dad? my first memory? no. my memories with dad arent all that wonderful tbh

Do you remember singing any songs as kids? yes of course! we have tons of videos of that lol

When was the last time you went swimming? last summer and man i miss it. i would honestly LOVE a freaking pool.

Has your luggage ever gotten lost? yes ahahaha definitely. but they recovered it eventually.

Biggest annoyance in your life right this minute? zero money.

Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar? nope

Do you like watching a bonfire? yes its pretty soothing. we were gonna do that today but theres a red flag warning so itll have to wait.

Are you allergic to anything? dairy and gluten HA

What is one thing you miss about your past? not having to worry about money

Do you ever get flu shots? i havent ever

Favorite shoes that you wear all the time? hmmm i need a good pair of sandals tbh

What is one thing you’ve learned about life recently? things work out the way they are supposed to

Are you jealous of anyone? mildly but not overwhelmingly. i would love to have a great bod and a dream career and a husband and kids but not all that worried about it.

Is anyone jealous of you? some are jealous over me, but of me probably not.

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theygender · 2 years

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Anybody else ever realize that you've had symptoms of some health issue your entire life and just never considered that it... Might be a sign of that health issue? Like wow good thing I don't have [Symptoms Syndrome] that must suck. Now time to go back to my completely unrelated [symptoms of syndrome]

#i just fucking realized that i have acid reflux #after an entire fucking lifetime of... having acid reflux #i dont get it often enough for it to be gerd or anything but like #i had HEARD of acid reflux before and i knew what it was #and every time i heard of it i was like wow that sounds like it really sucks good thing thats never happened to me #now if youll excuse me i need to go back to having the exact same symptoms of that thing but in a totally normal and unrelated way #same thing when i realized that ive had asthma symptoms pretty much my whole life #like wow a breathing disorder that makes it hard to breathe and you get episodes that make it harder to breathe and you need an inhaler?#that sounds rough #good thing i only have difficulty breathing and sometimes i cough so hard i cant breathe #and its no big deal anyways bc i found out that this over the counter inhaler makes me stop coughing when i have an episode :)#like...........#how #i think its just that these are things that i always thought of as happening to Other People #like how could i have asthma when im not a kid in a movie whos fine for years until one day i have an asthma attack—whatever that means—#and my parent figure has to rush over to give me my inhaler that they held onto all this time in a dramatic display to show that they care #how could i have acid reflux when its described as being way worse than normal and the things i experience are normal—right?#what other things am i missing just bc i never connected the dots lmao....#rambling

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ronwae · 3 years

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childhood au

so i'll try to reconstruct what Ralphies life as a kid was

a few facts from the game that we know:

* is younger than Nicky ( if Nicky is about 28/27 i imagine Ralph to be about 25/24 ) meaning that if Nicky immigrated w his relatives as a young child Ralph was probably already born in the US.( this could be the reason why in ch.1 he talks about being a real newyorker and makes fun of mc about it)

* Was abused (probably for the entirety of his childhood) by his alcoholic mother

* His father left him ( he says :" he went to get a pack pf smokes one day and never came back" this gives me the feeling that he would be at least 5/6+ years when that happened.

* Got into street fights and probably lost since once again he says " beat me up as bad as the boys" meaning that he was THE VICTIM HELLOO??

* there is also a small dialogue in ch.1 where it's mentioned that he always skipped school and probs stopped going there pretty early

* it's obvious that he lived in some gutter idk how to rephrase this

* was always close to nicky from the early childhood " we were the closest"

* one memory that Nicky narrates to us is making paper boats for Ralph and letting them sail on rainy days

* in spite of this we are told that Nicky never showed Ralph much affection, for example when Nicky is being sweet to mc he replies with "i've never seen him act like this"

* and in another line he says " i don't need nobody to stick their neck out for me" so yeah, he's been left alone and neglected for a while

Actual Childhood

i will compare Ralph with Nicky throughout this whole text and make a point about being very different.

1. His relationship with his mother

As long as Nicky had part of a more loving(normal) mom, Ralph clearly was less lucky. Literally being on his own with an alcoholic. Which resulted in him feeling unloved and running from home and getting into gang stuff. By always being belittled and beat by his parent, this usually results with the person later in life having big problems with aggression, this explaining why he likes being a criminal and jokes about others dying( this being a possibility to release all that anger from his childhood).

At the same time another prominent characteristic of his is the thing where he always does what he's told. We see this when he says that "Nicky taught him this and that" and also in that scene where he & Floyd sign documents. And there Ralph was right about not wanting to sign the deed to the speakeasy, but under Floyds pressure he literally breaks in less than a second. I explained this behaviour not by being simply " weak of spirit" or simply a loser, but the desire for approval, recognition and literally being patted on the shoulder for doing good. Since he's never been shown any kind of affection, he desperately tries to subconsciously earn it.

I think i should also add that by Freud( hate on me but this guy made a few good points) a mans relationship with his partner corelates with his relationship with his mother ( vice versa for women), so it makes sense why Nicky - with a loving mom found his soulmate, and Ralph didn't. ( i assume that he never had a long term relationship ). ( this is my personal theory)

2. His relationship with his dad

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3. His relationship with Nicky

now this one is just a continuation of point 1.

I've always felt some part of jealousy for Nicky. Maybe he got into crime because he always wanted to be like Nicky and even talked about living in Nicky's mansion after he takes his role. Im sure that he love's Nicky and feels bad for betraying him, but i understand why he'd do that. Maybe he tried to subconsciously prove to himself that he can make his own decisions but that turned out... well... bad.

But i imagine them both having a really good relationship, good un their own way.

And that point where they both mentioned that Nicky tried to prevent Ralph from joining the mafia, if i put myself in his shoes i would take that not as a way to keep me safe but a way to keep me from succeeding or always remaining in Nicky's shadow.

okay now for the actual actual childhood headcanons

* I feel like Ralph would be actually a pretty smart child. Besides being curious i feel that he'd say smart,correct and deep thoughts and not even realise that.

* He'd still have problems spelling and understanding basic math:/

* lived admiring rich people on the covers of magazines or in the movies

* was pretty much of a loner as a child and didn't have many friend except Nicky

* while Nicky was the lively, active and charismatic one, Ralphie would be the quiet kid until 12/13 yrs

* that meaning that he would usually be made fun of or beaten by older kids

* i don't think he'd fight back much, not with bare hands at least

* in general i think he'd despise actual fights, more of a gun/knife guy

* disliked Nicky's dog, or any four legged animal ( doesn't hate them but doesn't love either)

* birds on the other hand

* they always gave him hope and the desire to just be free and escape his home and everyone he knew. the same with sailing, loved the idea of just leaving alone into the open ocean

* irrational fear of death

* if there is a living creature that he loves more that birds it would be butterflies

* but no one knows that since he's embarrassed to admit it

* would create many problems as a child

* starting with the basic running from school up to setting someones hair on fire with a lighter

* mentioning the lighter, tried smoking at about 14 but nearly choked to death because of his asthma

* and because of asthma i think there would be multiple times where he almost died

* as a kid probably lived near a garage and spent most of his free time watching men repairing cars

* car obsession phase

* even started drawing them at some point and got pretty good at mechanical drawings

* dreamed of becoming a racer

* once told that to a girl he liked in like grade 4 and almost died of pride when she applauded him for his ambitions

* and his ambitions were always high

* the second he'd see or hear about something grand or fancy he'd add it to his mental list of wishes

* made friends with some local old guy who was very sarcastic and nihilistic and literally based his personality on that

* would have to get around life on his own and by that i mean that he sew his own clothes, made his own food, when he got lost -spent hours walking around new york until he found his street without asking anyone for directions

* at some point picked up smoking because even though at first it was death threatening

* at about 16/17 totally found himself in the "wiseguy" persona and at this point there wasn't a returning point

* had a couple of girlfriends but dated them for a month at best

YES I LIKE PSYCHOLOGY YES I WANT TO BECOME A PSYCHIATRIST AND I LOVE CHARACTER ANALYSIS

#tatw #fictif #fictif tatw #two against the world #fictif ralph #nicky valentino #ralph della rosa #fictif nicky #tatw ralph della rosa #two against the world ralph #headcanon tatw #headcanons ralph della rosa #nyx hidra tatw #nyx hydra fictif #nyx hydra #ralph fictif #ralph headcanons

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unsupervisedpanda · 3 years

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Stiles!

Stiles x reader

Veeeeery out of character stiles if you ask me but it's all for the purpose of angst and fun. Enjoooy!

You stared at your boyfriend in shock. Did he really just say that?

You and Stiles had been talking on the way to Scott's house and it got on the topic of how he gets these stupid injuries when he's out with Scott. Things like spraining his shoulder or banging his head and getting a few gashes here and there. Stupid things really, but he finally got so annoyed that he stopped the car and yelled at you to get out.

You weren't prepared and he normally was never like this. Not towards anyone, especially you.

You slowly grabbed your bag and opened the car door getting out, your phone still in hand.

"Stiles please. Im just worried!" You begged as he leaned over and slammed the door shut.

"Nice to meet you just worried, I'm just annoyed!" He spat as he glared at you with a smirk before driving off leaving you alone on the side walk.

You huffed slightly as tears pricked your eyes. You were not really an overly sensitive person, but you hated making people mad at you, let alone annoyed.

Quickly wiping the tears away with your sleeve you decided to call Derek. Stiles wouldn't look for you there. You were surprisingly close with him so it really shouldn't be an issue.

Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzz- "Derek speaking." You smiled at his formal tone.

"Hey Der Bear! Do you think you could pick me up at," you looked for a street sign scanning down the road. "Willow Ave.?" You questioned as you heard him groan at the other end.

"One of course I can (n/n) just give me 10 minutes and two what have I told you about calling me 'Der Bear'? It makes me sound soft." You giggled but responded.

"I know Der Bear but it's just so fun. And thank yooou!" Beep!

You hung up on him and stood at the corner of Willow Ave. waiting patiently.

When Derek pulled up you quickly hopped into the passenger seat. Buckling yourself quickly you thanked him.

"Again thank you so much Derek. I really appreciate it. Think I could come over and hang out at your place, too?" You looked up at him hopeful.

He stared at you for a few seconds like you were stupid before responding.

"No. I was just going to drop you off somewhere totally random and go home to watch (favorite movie) and eat (favorite snack) without you." He deadpanned. You glared as you slapped his arm.

"You wouldn't!" You exclaimed as he smirked.

"No. I wouldn't. Not to you anyway little red." He ruffled your hair before driving towards his place.

Derek was like an older brother to you in more ways then one. He always knew just what to do.

On your way to his place you explained what happened and he was more then just slightly pissed.

When you finally pulled into his driveway however Stiles' Jeep awaited you.

You looked over at Derek slightly confused. Was there something going on you didn't know about?

Derek swore and told you to wait in the car. You did as told, even though you were very, very lost.

You waited for about 10 minutes before Derek stormed out of the house.

"Hey, Y/n I hate to do this but we're gonna have to drag you into this shit storm. The supernatural is real and Scott and I are werewolves. As well as a few of your other friends. Stiles didn't want you to know so I'm spilling it to you so you can come inside." Derek rushed out slightly growling.

You looked at him in shock before bursting out in laughter. You already knew all this. You just wanted your boyfriend to tell you. Derek looked at you slightly confused.

"Oh my god! I'm sorry Der Bear it's just I already knew this. I knew the supernatural was real, dumbass. I've met up with a few before actually. Accidentally of course, but I knew. Plus you, Scott, Stiles, and the others always disappear on full moons, always have these crazy stories for these crazy injuries that make no sense, and you always disappear together. I figured it out awhile ago I just wanted Stiles to tell me." You giggled.

Derek playfully glared at you before launching across the seat to tickle you.

You quickly grabbed your bag and hopped out of the car running for the house.

"Derek no! Im sorry! I give I give!" You yelled as you ran through the door, tumbling over the couch and laughing your ass off.

Stiles, Scott, Allison, and Lydia all looked down at you. Lydia and Allison were giggling, Scott looked like a lost puppy, and Stiles just glared.

"Uhm..." You looked up at him suddenly feeling small, annoying, and caught.

"What the hell are you doing here, Y/n?" He growled as you quickly got up and composed yourself.

"Well, uhm, after you ditched me on the side of the street I called Der Be- Derek," you corrected yourself, "he invited me over. I didn't know you guys were gonna be here though. You said you were going to Scott's?" You mumbled.

Derek stood in the doorway, slightly amused and also very unamused. Stiles was still glaring and he could feel the tension in the room.

"Look Y/n," Stiles spat your name out like it was venom.

"Derek is very obviously busy, and doesn't have time for your childish games. And neither do we. So why don't you walk your pretty little ass home?" Your eyes watered slightly.

Why was Stiles being such a dick? What did you do? Did you do something?

"While I'm at it, it's over. I'm done. We're done." Stiles finished.

Your eyes widened as you looked up at him.

"You don't mean that?" You whimpered.

"Actually, I do. I've been meaning to for months, but this was the last straw." You looked at him, heartbroken.

"Oh. I guess I just... I'll go." You whispered pushing past Derek, tears running down your cheeks.

***

Everyone stood in the living room stunned.

"What the hell Stiles!" Lydia finally shrieked.

He looked over at her like she was stupid.

"What do you mean? I mean I've been waiting for months to break it off. Plus she was annoying." He grumbled.

"Anyway she was just a stupid dare. Some stupid party and a stupid dare." Stiles grumbled.

"A dare?" Derek growled.

"That's all she was to you? A dare?" He couldn't be serious.

"Yes Derek. A dare. Plus why do you guys care so much? She was a no body before she met me. You had no idea who she was til what? 6 months ago?" Stiles spat.

"Actually that's not true..." Scott spoke up.

"Before. When I was having an asthma attack one time she got my inhaler and got me a pass for my missed classes while she got like 3 detentions."

"Yea, and she also let me borrow her sneakers for chem one day." Lydia smiled.

Allison added on as well.

"On my first day of school she led me to every single one of my classes even if she knew she'd be late."

Each of them had a story about the girl and none of them found her annoying.

"You guys have to be kidding? You actually like her?" Stiles groaned.

"More then you." Derek finally snapped.

Stiles had just belittled every little thing about you. The most lovable girl on the planet.

"What did she ever do to you? Hmm? Nothing. She did nothing but care for you and others! What the hell is wrong with you Stiles!?" Derek roared.

Stiles jumped a little before glaring.

"Nothing Derek, but if you care so much why don't you go and take her yourself?" Derek smirked.

"I would but she's my sister you dumb fuck." Derek growled out.

Maybe it was a tiny lie, but it close enough to the truth. Stiles was terrified now, however. He looked up at Derek quickly, realizing his mistake.

"You mean..." He couldn't finish his sentence.

"Yes Stiles. I mean that you just trashed my little red, broke her heart, and she's probably sitting in my car crying right now because you are a stuck up, selfish asshole." Derek spat.

Lydia and Allison both shook their heads before walking out of the house. This wasn't for them anymore and if Derek was right, you needed them more then anything right now.

Scott stayed however, just in case he needed to separate his best friend and the alpha. Stiles knew he'd fucked up, but really? Who could like you?

You and your gorgeous (e/c) eyes, and (h/l) (h/c) hair that framed your face perfectly, and your perfect smiles? Who could like that?

Everyone.

Everyone liked that and yet he still let you go. He tried convincing himself it was because he didn't want you to get hurt, but it seemed that backfired terribly.

(I'm sorry but I couldn't let our soft boy be such a prick any longer 😤😤)

"Derek, please. I didn't know. And plus we both know I was lying when I said I didn't like her, and that she was annoying. Right?" Derek simply glared.

"I'll give you one chance, Stilinski. One. Only because I know she loves you." Before another word could be spoken however Lydia and Allison came in Lydia shrieking about blood and you being gone.

Derek was immediately outside, Stiles and Scott following. There was blood on the side of Derek's car as well as some scratch marks on the black paint.

(I'm basing it off of that sleek Camaro he had when he drove off with Erica 😅)

Your bag lie in the front seat like you had just set it down. Before getting attacked.

"We have to find her. Now." Derek growled quickly picking up your scent mixed in with the disgusting scent of a rogue.

( Uhm I don't know if teen wolf had rogues but it's for the purpose of the story. Sorry for interrupting again 👌)

He quickly chased after the scent into the woods along with the strong scent of blood. Your blood.

Finally the scent was strong and clear and close. He slid down a slope and by a near stream there you lay. Your head was bleeding and you were soaked. As if someone had thrown you in.

Derek's relief of finding you however turned into panic. He couldn't hear you breathing, or your heart for that matter.

Hoping, praying he wasn't to late he ran over to you quickly working on CPR.

Your shirt was torn and bloody as well as your jeans. Your neck was covered in blood, too. The rogue had to be close but Derek had to save you first.

"C'mon Y/n! You have to get up! Don't you dare die! Not now. Not ever. Wake up!" Finally you spit out all the water in your lungs and your heart was beating fast.

Your breathing was rapid and labored but you were alive. Looking up at Derek you smiled.

"Hey Der Bear." You mumbled softly as he picked you up.

You hissed slightly as your head pounded. All you remembered was rushing out of the house and to Derek's car before someone or something smashed your head into the side of the it. Several times.

Then you woke up to cold water all around you as it swallowed you and filled your lungs as you screamed.

Then it was dark. You were floating for what seemed like forever. Little blots of light here and there. Whispers of the dead.

It terrified you until your heard something. Someone. They were pleading with you to come back, and so you did.

You followed their voice back to the light. You hoped you'd chosen the right one.

Stepping through you began to cough and sputter. You finally opened your eyes and saw Derek.

You smiled up at him before the pain kicked in. And now you're all caught up.

Derek carried you back carefully and quietly. Your heart still hurt but you were alive. Derek's heart lulled you to sleep however before you even got back to his place.

Stiles and everyone else was panicking when they saw the blood and the state you were in. Especially the fact that you were unconscious.

Before Derek could get a word out Stiles was all over you in seconds kissing your hands and forehead. Derek brushed past him briskly taking you inside and setting you on the couch. He went to fetch (see what I did there? Fetch? Like a dog? Lol I'm sorry 😂) some ice, painkillers, and some water.

He knew your head was killing you. He could feel it. Stiles was by your side when he re-entered the room. Lydia and Allison watching carefully, and Scott looking at you terrified.

"Hey, Scott can you run upstairs and get a small towel and a bowl of warm water?" Derek asked as he set the painkillers and water on the table.

"Uhm, yea sure. Of course." Scott quickly took the stairs two at a time to get the items.

Stiles stared at you sadly, when Derek put the ice on your forehead. You hummed at the cold feeling, but you had to admit it felt nice.

When Scott came back down he set the water and towel on the table. Derek quickly started wiping the blood off and cleaning you up.

"Stiles, go into my room and get a pair of sweats and a t-shirt. Their should also be a drawer labeled 'Y/n' in there. Get her a new pair of underwear and a bra would you?" Stiles blushed at the last part but agreed.

Derek quickly finished cleaning the blood off before asking Lydia and Allison to dress you, while him and the boys left the room. They did so quickly and without much complaint.

When everyone was sure you were comfortable they waited for you to wake up.

They all fell asleep at some point however. When they all woke up you were in the kitchen making breakfast.

You seemed to be fine, but there was one little thing you noticed. Your head was filled with voices. Not the kind that Lydia heard though. Voices of the dead.

Not only that but you kept seeing people who were obviously dead walking around. You could see and hear the other side. You chalked it up to your near death experience, but decided to mention it later.

"Hey little red. How you feeling?" Derek asked walking up to you.

"I'm fine thanks to you Der Bear." You smiled handing him a plate of eggs and pancakes.

Finishing up everyone's plates you quickly fed everyone and got them orange juice or water.

"Y/n how are you feeling, hun?" Lydia asked taking a sip of her orange juice.

"Fine, really. There is one slight issue though." You smiled.

"I'm seeing dead people. And not just seeing them. Hearing them, too. I'm like a medium now." You smiled softly unsure of what else to say or call it.

"Wait. Are you serious? You're like supernatural now?" Stiles asked.

"I mean kinda? I don't know to be honest. It's not like I can predict deaths like Lydia or turn into a werewolf like Scott or Derek." You answered unsure what you should be labeled.

"Wow wait back up? You knew about Lydia, and Scott, and Derek?" Stiles exclaimed.

"Yeah. I've known." You smiled.

God he loved you. He loved that smile.

"Y/n would you go out with me? Will you let me try again? This time for real real." Stiles asked smiling.

You nodded and everyone smiled. This was going to be something new. A fresh start. You and Stiles knew there'd be ups and downs now that you were really in on the supernatural, but you had each other so that's what counts.

Okay maybe that totally sucked and was totally cheesy but I'm feeling lonely and my boyfriend broke up with me soooo Walla. Hope you enjoyed my unsupervised critters 🐾🐾

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5-falsehoods-phonated · 3 years

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Hey @vindicatedvirgil remember this prompt you sent a while back that was supposed to be Rociet but I changed my mind? I finally finished the original!

At the Last Second

Summary: Inspired by Snowing in Venice by Elizaveta. In an attempt to get as far away from their hometown as possible, Janus decides to go to college in Venice, Italy. Roman is conflicted over his feelings about it and doesn't know what to say until the last second.

Warnings: asthma mention. Please let me know if there are more

Ships: Janus x Roman, Rociet

WC: 1, 985

General Taglist: (ask to be tagged generally or in specific writing.) @im-an-anxious-wreck @logans-library @janus-is-an-adorable-snek-boi

Maybe my song, isn’t happy enough but I

I see it take flight with the snowflakes above

My coffee gets cold, as I’m staring enthralled

At the snow that keeps falling outside

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Roman snuck another glance at Janus when they thought he wasn’t looking, seeing him still smiling slightly and nodding along to whatever song was on that Roman couldn’t concentrate on right now because they were looking at Janus. It wasn’t as if this was a new occurrence, they looked at Janus all the time. When he took half assed notes during class, pushing his soft, straight hair out from in front of his eyes with practiced impatience. When he glided along beside Roman on his skateboard while they tried desperately to keep their eyes on the sidewalk lest they flip over the handlebars of their bike. When he walked towards them with that signature crookeds smile, straight backed but casual and always ready with some biting quip they would both laugh at. And now- when he was driving to the airport for college, Roman sat beside him destined to waste away in the small town they had grown up in, alone and forgotten.

Admittedly that was dramatic even for them but it felt true all the same. Roman had never really gotten along with Janus until high school hit, when Roman had actually started looking away from their own little bubble and out towards everyone else’s. For the life of them they couldn’t imagine why they had ever been enemies. Janus was smart, scarily so sometimes, often getting into debates (arguments) with Logan and Virgil in any given class and always seeming to have just the right phrase or quote or research paper handy to pull up on his phone that drove his points across. He could sing, though Roman didn’t admit they had heard him while he painted the theater sets one day until many months later; his beautifully haunting baritone filling the theater as if he was the only one ever meant to sing in it. He was also incredibly caring, helping Roman through rough patch after rough patch and letting Roman do the same for him. They had become nearly inseparable from ninth grade on but now-

Janus had always been smart and always wanted to move as far away from their hometown as possibly- namely his family but that was another topic entirely. Roman had helped him research colleges when they were in eleventh grade, jokingly saying that with all his dramatics and flair he should go to Paris to study, citing it as a place to find the romanticism he alway put into everything anyway. Learning he had taken that to heart as a possibility to get even further away, eventually enrolling in and getting accepted not to anywhere in Paris, but instead Venice, Italy had nearly torn Roman in two. They had been so incredibly happy for and proud of their friend but they selfishly wished he had stayed just a little bit closer. Roman dreamed of a teaching job, somewhere they could help out in the creative department helping kids like them come out of their shell and discover new talents and passions. They didn’t need to go overseas for that- they didn’t want to and was in the process of preparing to move a state over to go to a community college to start out that path.

So Janus was moving thousands of miles away for who knew how long (four years at least) and Roman would then only be furthering that gap with his own move, leaving them to letters and skype calls as the primary source of communication rather than their trips to the cake shop or late night talks at the local park. And Roman knew that should be enough, but he was already missing the weight of Janus’ hand in their own and his warmth at their side during movie marathons and their smile and laugh and stupid, sarcastic sense of humor. They snuck another glance over but realized with a start Janus was looking at them, his hand off the wheel and- when had the car stopped? They couldn’t possibly be there already could they?

But they were, and Janus was looking at them with that all knowing look that always infuriated Roman to no end but he said nothing, instead reaching over and squeezing their hand before moving to get out of the car. The airport wasn’t really that far away from their town, just an hours drive to the edge of the city but Roman still felt they had just wasted it pouting instead of actively being there for their best friend. Janus wouldn’t say anything though, he probably knew how Roman was feeling before they knew themself but the knowing silence was somehow worse, filling the space between them that was about to get so much longer with too many words and not enough time to say them. Nevertheless they grabbed up a bag and smiled at the other, shutting the trunk after him and following to the waiting area. They had made good time, having a little over an hour to waste before Janus would have to board, which Roman had previously been ecstatic about but now it meant they might actually have to talk and they didn’t think they’d have the common sense to keep their mouth shut when it came to how they actually felt about him leaving.

“Roman, did you leave my medical bag in the car?” Janus’ concern pulled them out of their head as they looked around where they had decided to sit, sure it had been among the things they had picked up but they didn’t notice the unmistakable bright orange anywhere.

“I’ll go check, you stay with the bags so they don’t get stolen.” Janus nodding to give them the go-ahead had them turning on their heel and hurrying back towards the parking garage, twirling the keys around their finger as they went.

One thorough search of the car later and Roman was frantically texting Janus that they must have left it at the house, though how either of them had managed it they couldn’t fathom.

Roman: I’ll just drive back and get it. Text you when I find it.

Janus: Hold on, let me get there since you left me with ALL THE BAGS

Roman: It’ll be faster if I just go. Let me be the dashing prince to rescue your trip!

Roman started the car up and quickly put it into reverse, not really thinking about practically stealing Janus’ car from him. Their phone buzzed from the passenger seat as he glanced in the rear view before pulling out completely, wincing as he saw Janus standing there where the car had just been parked. Several buzzes later and the car fell silent, making them bite back a laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. They had wanted an out from the tense hour that waiting for the flight would have been, they just wished it had been something a bit more low stakes than forgetting a bag with Janus’ epipen and inhaler inside. Settling further down into the seat they concentrated hard on the road, praying there wouldn’t be any traffic.

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Ten minutes.

Roman practically face planted on their way out of the car, swinging the bag up in triumph of finding it or fear of breaking it they didn’t know and was too busy to think about at the moment. Tearing through the air port as fast as they possibly could they finally found Janus standing near the line people were in to board the plane, glancing at his phone before looking around for any sign of Roman coming with his bag. In their haste they had forgotten to text him but they were here now- sweaty, gross and aching with all the things they wanted to say but didn't have time to even though they probably wouldn’t have taken the chance when they had it anyway. As much as they so wished this moment to be their happily ever after it was too soon in both of their lives for that and they’d have to come to terms with the fact that long distance anything was hard and they would both be busy with their own lives.

Pushing their bangs away from their face they finally reached Janus and held out the rescued bag, chest heaving from running through a house and then an airport.

“You truly didn’t have to go all the way back on your own to get this Roman, but thank you.” Janus squinted at him and chuckled. “It’s a good thing I have this, do you need my inhaler?”

“I’d have to keep it since looking at you takes my breath away already.” Roman blurted, opening their mouth before they could think.

Janus blinked, then scowled playfully. “Roman Sanders, was that a pick up line? You waited until I’m about to leave the country to flirt with me?”

“No! ...well, yes but- I’ve flirted with you plenty before!”

“Jokingly!” Janus shoved them before grabbing at the front of their shirt and stepping closer. “You are insufferable.”

Roman hardly dared to breath as Janus leaned in closer, hands fluttering nervously at their sides as they stood still and waited. Smiling, Janus leaned up slightly. “May I have a kiss goodbye then?”

“If you don’t I will scream so loud security will take you and then you’ll have no choice but to stay here longer.”

Chuckling Janus stepped closer, erasing any pretense of space between them. Finally deciding their hands would feel less awkward resting on the others’ hips, they pulled Janus forward gently and tilted their head with his. The general din of the airport faded away as soft strands of feather light hair tickled their nose and Janus’ hands came up to tangle in their own somewhat frizzier hair at the nape of their neck. There was an announcement that vaguely sounded like Janus was being called to board but they were only held tighter as their lips finally, finally met.

And oh.

They almost wished they could sue Disney only on the merit that it had set their expectations for a first kiss entirely too low. There were no fireworks, no choir to set the mood further. It didn’t feel like the climax of their life nor like coming home after a long and tiring journey. It was soft, so very soft. A simple brush against their lips that filled them with an indescribable amount of joy for such a small action; and then they were being pulled and they followed willingly, pressing against the other just a little tighter. Their noses bumped despite the angle and Roman’s hands still felt awkward even if Janus hadn’t brushed them away but it felt like nothing and everything they had always dreamed it would be because it was Janus so it was good and perfect and like nothing they had ever experienced or wanted to experience in their life.

It only lasted a couple seconds, Janus pulling away only to peck their nose and whisper a quiet “see you later” against their lips and he was gone, hurrying towards the plane as the last call for his appearance was announced. Roman stood there, dumbfounded with a burning face but a chest that was burning ten times hotter, hands still slightly outstretched where Janus’ waist had been moments before. Shaking themself out of it they turned swiftly and made their way over to a bench by the windows to watch the plane take off. Four years in Venice for Janus, four years in Pennsylvania for Roman.

They could do that.

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Maybe my song isn’t happy enough but I

I see it take flight with the snowflakes above me

My coffee gets cold as I’m staring enthralled

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icecreamkink · 3 years

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so i watched cobra kai all in two days and i have so many -

this show has so many cool and smart angles to it, but the same time.... its so stupid oh my god everyone is so dumb literally mr miyagi held all of the braincells in this whole universe

like i am but at the same time i am not surprised it was made like this, bc in hindsight of course there were hordes of ppl simping over johnny lawrence .... but it still amuses me that this is like... an Actual Official Thing

ok this will get long so cut it is

how much fun this cast has is super visible and i love it

i rly enjoy how the world was expanded ! i did grow up watching the karate kid movies, so watching how they progressed the world of the movies so organically was pretty cool. it rly feels like its the same universe

i fucking LOVE stories that are largely about a Thing. dancing ,skating, sports its just so thrilling to experience this all consuming relationship people can have with this type of activity? and martial arts are just that much more intense, so yeah, grown ass men kicking each other around at the lightest provocation and a war veteran caring so much abt teen karate is Ridiculous.... but i love it all because thats the intensity i find so thrilling

was kinda surprised with how much im missing mr. miyagi. first because, like everyone is so unhinged jesus christo, it just really throws into relief how much his character grounded the narrative of the movies. but also hes just a really great character

and on that note it rly Gets Me that the show itself aknowledges that and plays that into daniels angst and all the little ways they sorta weave myiagisms into the whole show........ im not getting emotional over this dumb karate dads show OK

related - i really miss hearing ‘daniel-san’ 🥺🥺

ACE DEGENERATE oh god oh no

they really went down the down and out johnny lawrence route huh. like i was always kinda bummed we see kreese choking him and then we never see him again in the movies, and while i love dumpster fire problematic trash himbo ck johnny, its like......................... actually really sad that his life turned out like this fjngn

everytime i hear ‘babes’ and ‘pussy’ i die a little inside. i know thats the point but i am a v cringe easy person, have mercy (ehe)

loved the way they are constantly drawing parallels between johnny and mr. myiagi of all people. hes the handy man of his building that has a bullied kid asking for help and eventually steps up to teach them karate, beats up a bunch of bullies for him, creates a friendship with said kid, estranged from family, drinks his sorrows away, surprisingly one of the least quick to anger characters (which says more about everyone else really but.... Well.), no schemes or ulterior motives hes just tryna vibe here.... oh and ofc magically heals miguel of is asthma apparently. the true disciple.. meanwhile daniel is his usual messy petty self even tho he wants to be mr myiagi so bad

also interesting about that is how miguels character is a parallel of both johnny and daniel at the same time

overall the parallels in ck are done really well, drawing comparisons and also subverting them constantly. theyre well thought out

THE PARALELOGRAMS

fr tho, the angle being explicitly the cycle of trauma and its effects and how trumatized adults in turn traumatize kids, maliciously or not, is so interesting

but! on the flip side of that, it feels like the writers are getting in their own way @ letting the characters grow. especially this last season. theres only so many times you can do "johnny and daniel are getting along but 5mins later they are (literally) fighting over some dumbass random issue" or "johnny puts in 20% of effort with robby and then gives up" before it gets on your nerves yknow?

i see daniel no longer talks like macchio ingested 15 shots of espresso before every take and idk how to feel about that tbh

interesting tension in daniel, as in, in tkk mr miyagi was there and daniel was frankly, kind of a lil shit, this messy petty spitfire hot tempered sassy kid,(johnny lawrence voice: just... stop being so annoying) but now hes the adult, and he wants to be mr. miyagi... but hes just not, and never will be to his very core and it shakes him and in a way hes trying to find who he is now that he sees himself in a position to be a not! cobra kai figure. i kinda really like that

plus how that relates to his cobra kai trauma. idk if the writers thought abt it Like That, i think so, but in any case, its interesting bc it seems like daniel has told everyone whod listen about johnny lawrence his Pretty Boy Karate Rival and high school and 84 cobra kai... But. no one seems to know what went on in 85 (or 86? idk) which was just so much worse

like ye og cobras were shitheads, but tkk iii is just two hours of daniel being emotionally and physically tortured.

like, the third movie is.............chaotic, to put it nicely, and many people ignore it, but the writers clearly didnt. daniels actions are, in a way, responding so much more to the events of tkk iii than to the first movie ie. johnny himself, AND. daniel doesnt rly seem to have dealt with that trauma? he never told sam? doesnt feel like hes ever told amanda? he doesnt even say terrys name out loud? freaks Out over kreese ? the way he reacts to robbys deceit? his FACE when he walks past the new "fear does not exist in this dojo" paint or kreeses photo? hmMm i sense Pain

his fashion tho........... disappointing. where are the flower shirts daniel huh we had one (1) shirt what a tragedy STOP WEARING SUITS ALL THE TIME . also the band ts/grunge bi are a look for johnny but part of me longs for the preppy lovable 80s bully chic johnny lawrence getups

weird that they never used that last moment of karate kid where johnny kinda... snaps out of his anger and hands daniel the trophy almost in tears. like “youre alright larusso, good match” “thanks a lot” that being their last direct interection seems like itd be perfect fruit for cobra kai but... they just dont. weird.

especially when, the FIRST SCENE they see each other, suposedly in 30+ years, the first thing to come out of daniels mouth is QUOTE "u still got those golden locks huh?" WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT DANIEL FUCKING SAN

also amandas immediate reaction "your pretty boy rival?" like. can we talk about the fact that daniel had to have imparted to his wife the very important information that his high school bully/karate rival was like Really Cute and Fucking Hot Actually

the writers Knew exactly what they were doing and honestly.............. power to them

tkk director voice: and billy was just so cute

also I was thinking that daniel sounded strangely fond in that first scene, and i wonder if he developed a weird affection for johnny on the grounds that of all of his Karate Rivals johnny was actually the only one who didn’t actively tried to literally kill him

i was actually delightedly surprised with how great the chemistry between them is, like from the get go i am Invested. their rl friendship totally bleeds through and its fantastic

. granted, idiots enemies to lovers friends is my Thing so i am biased

johnny lawrence: i am down in the dumps, i fucked up my whole life and my sons probably, largely in light of the trauma that the father figure sensei and the philosophy of my karate inflicted on me and all my friends. u know what i should do, as a traumatized, unreliable mess of an adult? teach that same philosophy to some other kids! what could go wrong!

but really i enjoy the setup of it. i kinda like that i watched it late because, season 1 was johnny setting himself up for failure in a way and it was exciting to watch it all go to shit sjfn

Like. his heart might be in the right place, but theres just.... not a way to teach something like ‘strike hard, no mercy’ and not have it fuck up a kid

case and point: aisha, miguel and hawk become annoying as all hell over that bullshit in the end of s1, even before shit gets truly fucked up

billys subtle panicked eyes when he sees hawk and miguel fighting dirty in the all valley was SO GOOD especially in parallel with the panic that is so visible in his face in the movie when kreese tells bobby to injure daniel and in the sweep the leg scene

seen people question wether kreese should have returned and i absolutely think he needed to. johnny needed to realize that cobra kais fundamentals are flawed, at the root, beyond kreese himself being a toxic piece of shit

also who are we kidding? we are here to see the tkk characters play on new playgrounds!

i get what they're doing abt kreeses backstory, ( also. cobra kai. pq eles caem nas cobras djjs sorry) but did it need to take up that much time? feels like they couldve done it in half the run time and developed some other stories better

martin kove has such an evil eye. i love it

love that we get a good follow up to kreese breaks johnnys trophy and tries to CHOKE HIM in the parking lot, which happened in the movie and then....................... was never mentioned again

“the gang is all back together again” aaaa u piece of SHIT

also. terry silver is definetely appearing ha ha ha PAIN i cant wait

seen ppl say kreese was too much of a cartoon villain like..........................oh......... sweetie........... u dont even Know

interested how johnny will fit into that bc kreese was simping rly hard for johnny here. like i did not expect him to be so adamant to have him with cobra kai ... under his control, sure, but he really wants johnny by his side despite already having control of the dojo and how will terry silver self appointed jon kreeses forever simp going to feel abt that?

like bitchs dropping by every episode like ‘joooooohnny ..... come bacc to me joooonny......... this ur last warning! for real this time johnny! i wont say it again! watch me ! im leaving johnny! im rly leaving ! im dragging a chair” and johnny is just like. dont let the door hit ya bitch it was so funny pls

and on that subject oof, johnny! doesnt! Know! he doesnt get that side of daniels cobra kai trauma. and i kind of.............. cannot wait for ck 2021 johnny lawrence to meet terry silver like. what a shit show i need a front row seat and popcorn (imagine terry tries some greasy charm and johnny just roundhouse kicks him in the teeth bc he just doest Not Have the Patience for This. glorious)

feels like we, as a society, should acknowledge that cobra kai will never die................ bc their sense of design is just chefs kiss. their name is COBRA KAI. they have sexie sleeveless black gis. theyve sneks. colorful leather jackets with embroided naja insignia, the get ppl thru the aesthetics. evil geniuses

the flashback cuts : masterpiece behavior

the other takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the differente angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CLOSE UP ON JOHNNYS FACE AT THE KICK

that scene of daniel and johnny vibing to 80s music in the car. just. oh my god. the fan wish fullfilment. no thoughts head empty.

the new characters! theyre .... good. but. idk. i really like miguel (save for the annoying phase mid s1 - end s2) and amanda, who is a damn riot and has some functioning braincells, but everyone else is

like dont get me wrong, i dont hate anyone,its not a jane and rafael from jtv situation, and i am interested and invested in their arcs, but i wouldnt say i like Like them, as in, personality wise

like, sams grappling with ptsd was rly gutting and i enjoyed that plus her slight rage issues,

which nicely parallel torys rage issues. torys background is all over the place tho so im pretty on the fence abt her so far

robby deserves better in every way, and i like how smart and cunning and surprisingly sweet he is

hawk............... is there i guess,

demetri is annoying in the best way possible,

carmen is sweet but. i just feel like her character is blunted to make the johnny relationship easier. like when shes furious with him after miguels injury but then forgives him like an episode later? and then convinces him to fight for the tournament bc she had a karate epiphany off screen even tho she was always against it? meh. feels like with the plot thiccening she was swallowed and now shes like a crutch for johnny mora than anything, which is disappointing.

aisha was cool and im kinda mad she wasnt in s3, especially bc a storyline with her tory and sam was like RIGHT THERE , but also... cant say i was super super fond of her... doesnt feel like we ever spent enough time on her

moon the bi icon,

overall its a good cast but the main draw for me remains the og cast

the tory/sam miguel/robby Thing. enjoy how theyre Narrative Foils and i like how their stories were so dramatically entangled but oh god give me a break with the teenage love square for the love of god. if u gonna put us through that at least have the decency to not make it so straight

and honestly some sam/tory miguel/robby romantic tension would even make more sense. just saying!

also im not sure how i feel abt the cobra kai: red miyagi do: blue theyre going with since some of daniels most iconic looks in tkk are also red. like it was a color they (johnny and him) sorta shared. i get it, opposite but complementary but idk... a little too fire nation and water tribe for me .

and like the cobra kai kids are so funny abt it bc their outifts grow progressively more ridiculously coordinated. its like do they group chat every morning before leaving their houses?

robby still sticks out like that tho. he went thru an athleisure/daniel san tsleeves phase and now hes back in the bandts grunge, but his color scheme doesnt fully blend with the other cobra kais. hmmmm.

LOVED LOVED LOVED both the okinawa episode and the cobra kais easy rider episode just such good good heart aching fun

bobby is an icon. he was in tkk and he is now ck hope appears more and more

tommy is like the most iconic background character. all his lines, freaking gold then and now. sigh :(

the framing in the okinawa trip was so good everything was so good

i stand by the fact that kumiko was the love interest daniel had the most chemistry with and shes is overall such a joy to watch, loved to see her again, idola, fashion icon

also tkk ii is good u guys are just mean

also really enjoyed chozens role in the episode, his evolution; i love that they introduced the pressure points (ty lee the blueprint) and! the honk + karate! cousins! absolutely iconic

when kumiko reads mr miyagis letters........ oh my god, my eyes FILLED with tears, it was so heart wrenching :(( tamlyns delivery was so emotional and lovely and its so obvious everyone involved in ck has so much love and respect for pat morita and mr miyagi as character, and i adore that it exists like this electric current through the show

when we were watching i told my sister i thought that ali would be miguels big shot surgeon and ngl i am so disappointed that didnt happen. hire me cobra kai writers

also the johnny ali daniel amanda chemistry? off the charts

AND the sassy retconning of daniel and alis breakup! LMAO ‘I HOPE U DIDNT TELL MR MIYAGI IT WAS MY FAULT’ HFDJJGNKFKSD

i am preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure back injuries dont work like that but oke

daniel and johnny are so good together whenever, like they never actually help the kids or get shit done and end up fighting anyway but its just so much fun when theyre hanging

JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND DANIEL LARUSSO FIGHTING TOGETHER

daniels “plan” on how to get robby to juvie was so stupid. literally were u TRYING to make him hate you. dumbass

parents at those hearing rly brave for ppl that did not do ANYTHING as their kids got involved in a karate gang war until now

“bullshit i heard u were the real bully!” i mightve screeched

this s3 ending was SO DRAMATIC omg

everyone is such a MESS go to THERAPY u unhinged motherfckers

also im sorry but uh. a richass neighborhood in california doesnt have some type of neighborhood watch? the larussos rly dont have any security at all? neighbors wont hear the sound of a damn karate brawl happening next door??? also wasnt tory all like ooo i cant go to juvie, my mom yada yada yet shes always running around town getting into fights even at the rich girls house she was kicked out of school for fighting?? ? ?? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? ? girl??

stop destroying the larussos house, its so pretty :((((

sam finding her center looking at mr miyagis picture... uwu maybe

robby yelling ‘U ARE WEAAK’@ johnny \as he is easily blocking him is like.... so funny and so sad to me. sweetheart.

also i know it was meant as ‘oh johnny pushes him and HURTS HIM’ but it just looks like robby runs himself into the lockers and IM SO SORRY I FEEL SO BAD BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY

i like that he and tory are the cobra kai kids now. we need ppl we care abt there to not revert to a good vs evil schtick, and this is the most engaging it could be... tho it hurts that these kids cant catch a break

ah yes "lets bet some real shit on the result of this teen karate tournament bc that is always a great idea" is BACK

so daniel saves johnny from kreese..... maybe johnny will save him from terry 🧐

and dojos unite ohohoho. lets SEE how that’ll work out

miguels face of Despair when the ck defectors and the md kids are bickering like 'this is never gonna work' : gold

also. Johnny Lawrence is gonna learn some myiagi-do karate AHAAHSJAKDFH

ive been waiting for this moment all my lifeeee oh lawrd

final thoughts! there are def things i hope the writers will improve on the next season, but i am very excited for it either way AND i feel like it has made me enjoy the movies even more and that is a win for a reboot/sequel to me!!

#m.#did i procrastinate watching this since it came out and only watched it now bc my sister nagged me to when i said we should #watch karate kid over the holidays?#and then binged the whole thing in two days??#mayhaps and what abt it #cobra kai #the karate kid #its funn #y bc like karate kid is a Childhood movie but i wouldnt say #it was like particularly special for me?#like i wasnt in a fandom or anything #but now.#i might be invested #maybe #talvez

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marauder-exe · 4 years

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AU list!

hi! These are a bunch of Au’s that i could write,and you could request! (reposting because it didnt work the first time)

General

Fake dating (My personal favourite)

Soulmates

Coffee shop

Modern Royalty

Rockstar

Running From The Police

Rebel Against The Goverment

High School

University

Law school

Delayed-Flights-And-Were-Stuck-In-The-Airport-And-Its-Like-2Am

Roommates

Road Trip

Arranged Marriage

Im-Arranged-To-Marry-Your-Brother-But-Were-In-Love

Amnesia

Tattoo-Artist-And-Coffee-Shop-Worker

Loved-Since-Childhood

Professor-Student (of age)

Met-On-Holiday

More detailed

21.You were singing/playing guitar/etc. in the park to protest the war and a policeman tried to dismiss you for 'disturbing the peace' but you argued that you were promoting peace and things got heated and next thing you know you're being arrested for assaulting an officer. You intrigue me, so I'm here to bail you out and maybe take you on a date?

22.the nice one who everybody loves with the grumpy and strict one that the students hate and the students wonder?????????how what the fuck

23.we just had a one-night stand but a massive storm hit so now we’re snowed in, hello awkward

24. i sit at the rental booth at our local ice rink and watch you teach children how to skate

25. alternatively, i watch kids teach you how to skate because you’re a terrible skater

26. i’m running late to an important interview/meeting and you accidentally spill your hot cocoa all over my outfit

27. you’re my hot ski instructor and i’m failing the bunny hill

28. i slip on some ice and you’re the stranger who catches me

29. i gave my winter coat to a homeless person and come into your store to warm up

30. our friends rent a cabin to go skiing and we’re the only ones who stay inside

31. you’re the asshole of our group and we don’t get along, but then i find out you make soup for the local shelter

32.we’re waiting in line for the club when you complain that your roommate stole your gloves so let me warm your hands up with mine

33.my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and i’m so sorry

34.the power goes out in our apartment building, but i’m not prepared for this, and you come to check on me

35.i’m having a snowball fight with my friend in the park and i hit you instead

36.a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

37. we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

38. i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

39. i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

40. i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

41. my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

42. we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

43. my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

44. sharing a cab together

45. you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

46. you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

47. we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not

48. im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask

49. we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???

50.im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???

51. i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???

52. we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know

53. im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit

54. its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes

55. i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party

56. i’m at the beach and some kids thought it was funny to bury me in the sand when i dozed off can you please dig me out

57. it’s unbearably hot and we’re both fighting over the last handheld electrical fan at the shop at the amusement park

58. hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but i get sunburned really easily so can you please help me put sunscreen on my back?

59. thunderstorm after a menacing heatwave and we’re both getting weird looks for dancing in the rain

60.i have no idea who you are but you just fainted right in front of me holy shit dude you need to drink more in this heat

61. we both chased after the leaving ice cream van like ten-year-olds and now we’re both out of breath and a bit embarrassed

62.i clearly reserved this deck chair by putting a towel on it why on earth are you lying on it who the fuck do you think you are

63. My friends bet I wouldn’t buy these three weird and questionable items and you’re my cashier.

64.Once a week I go visit the pet store just to stare at the cute kittens and puppies and you’re the nice employee who always lets me hold them and wait I think I’m going to cry hold on.

65.You’re the DJ of the University’s radio station and every time you give an opinion on a current event I have to call and argue with you because could you seriously be anymore wrong?

66.We both wait tables at the same restaurant and you’re always mad at me by the end of the night because I make more in tips

67.We have the same class and once a week you wear this graphic shirt I don’t understand and I really want to ask you about it.

68.We both work at the same craft store that literally has no customers so we have nothing to do and I’m always reading at the register but you always have to criticize my book choice what the hell?

69.I’m working the concession stand for this week’s home game and this is the fifth time you’ve come back for snacks wait are you flirting with me?

70. we’re at a bookstore and you and I seem to have similar taste in books have you read this one? How about this one?

71. you look like you need help and I’m a professional roller/ice skater but I don’t want you to feel bad about how much you suck but wow you suck

72. You ordered your food before me and they gave you a drink you didn’t want so you gave it to me

73. We’re sitting at adjacent computers in the library and I’m taking extra care not to look at your screen out of respect but what the fuck do you keep laughing at

74. as a joke I yelled out “happy birthday to someone!” in this store and you called back “thank you!” who are you

75. You heard me talking about a TV show in class the other day and now you’re passionately yelling at me about how good it is we’ve never actually spoken before

76. It’s 10:30 at night and I left my glasses at home so I can’t read any of these labels and you’re one of the only people in the grocery store and GODDAMMIT DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE WITHOUT CHUNKS

77. We go to the same support group; I have social anxiety and you’re a kleptomaniac who sorta stole my heart

78. You thought you were alone at the bus stop so early in the morning so you started passionately singing Fall Out Boy but your Patrick Stump impression could use some work and I’m not really afraid to point that out

79. I’m an artist and you have a really nice face so would you mind if I drew you?

80. We’re rival up-and-coming singers and every time one of us releases a new single the other does a cover to try to make it better; we’re always trying to top each other and out-cute each other, but half our fans aggressively ship us; our agents use this to their advantage and decide we should do a duet because it’ll be popular; unfortunately now that we’re in the same studio and I’ve seen what you’re like I really wanna know what your lips feel like

81.PLEASE I REALLY CANNOT FIND MY CAT AND I KNOW IT’S THREE A.M. BUT NEIL CATRICK HARRIS AND I WOULD BOTH APPRECIATE THE HELP

82. We were both stood up for dates at the same nice restaurant so we decide to eat together and split the check but I dunno you’re pretty interesting aside from your distractingly enormous eyebrows

83. We met at a mutual friend’s cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you can’t judge a book by its cover only now that we’ve been talking I want to see your face but I don’t know how to ask

84. You used to date my friend who absolutely hates your guts after a messy breakup and now you’re flirting with me and I really shouldn’t be so interested in you but I am

85.We pass each other every day while we’re biking on the same path so we’ve started smiling at each other and one day you’re stopped because you’re having an asthma attack so I offer you my extra water bottle and now we’re talking and now I’M the one who’s breathless

86.I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them

87.I'm a private detective hired to follow you, but you're endearingly boring and mostly I just like watching you and oops, I sort of find you adorable.

88. You've been sketching me for half an hour now, and just shuffled up to hand me the finished product and it's TERRIBLE but you just wanted an excuse to talk to me.

89. I'm at an art exhibit and I just badmouthed the art, because I don't get it, okay? And it turns out you're the artist. I'm so sorry, maybe I could get you coffee and you could explain what it was supposed to be?

90. We're the only two people who turned up to an underground gig and it should be awkward, but the band is amazing and you asked me to dance and hey, there's nobody watching but us.

91. You live in the apartment next to me. We're not supposed to have pets, but I KNOW you have a cat. I'll make you a deal, I won't tell, if you let me pet it.

92. I punched you because I thought you were insulting my friend, but it turns out you know each other and it was an inside joke and I'm so sorry, let me drive you to the hospital?

93. We both wanted to rent a bike for an hour but the only one they have is a tandem bike

94. I’m on a terrible date and you’re my waitor please help me

95.Our dick landlord just evicted us both

96.I’m your neighbor and I can hear you fucking someone who shares my name

97. You’re sort of famous and we vaguely know each other through bumping into each other all the time but the media thinks we’re dating

98. Your roommate cheated on me and I just threw your laptop out the window thinking it was his

99. It’s 2am on the night of my 21st birthday and we gotta fix this fucking mess by morning or else we’re fucked

100.Fuck you and your bee farm I’ve had enough

Feel free to use any of these as your own! If you wanna request you could drop an inbox saying ‘ could you do ____ AU with this character’!

#remus lupin x reader #sirius black x reader #james potter x reader #lily evans x reader #cedric diggory x reader #regulus black x reader #fred weasley x reader #george weasley x reader #hermione granger x reader

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kyutown · 3 years

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Hi! I saw you were open for ship requests~ Can I please have a ship request with stray kids, nct dream, and seventeen? ||

I am 04' Liner and im around 161 cm. My sun and rising is Gemini and I have a scorpio moon. I am an ISFJ. I am also asian wowee, south east asian ethnicity but my physical features are more towards east asian. I have no in betweens in things, it usually the extreme ends (eg. productive af and dead af or social butterfly and basically a hermit). I like penthouse...Yeah. I excel in academics, music (singing and playing several instruments), dancing (mainly focused on choreography tho), art (painting). I tend to separate different aspects of my life which leads to me using my different names depending if it is a formal or informal or socmed setting. I like gaming, cooking (even though I get hurt a lot-- I just burnt my entire leg with a lid), and cleaning (im a clean freak). I like beaches and nature and cities and basically everything except for snow and creepy things. I also like reading mangas and watching drama, I do not really watch anime tho. I plan on being a surgeon or an architect in the future. I can also speak 3 languages fluently, and another 2 where I can get around in that country basically. I am a simple person and I am very practical. I have long dark hair with white hair and its kind of curly wavy and sometimes straight idk. I don't consider myself as tan or like pale, im in between i guess. I have very bad dark circles. My eyelashes are pretty short. My eyebrows are kind of arched. I have a ton of acne marks. I have a button nose and full lips. My eyes are brown. Wow I am so damn boring. I was also bullied since I was 9 years old up until now because of my physical features and appearance-- I am chubby. I am also as oblivious as a brick to romantic feelings and I don't like those cringey stuff. My style could either be oversized vintage graphic tees, baggy or ripped jeans to basically pajamas to preppy girl,, but one thing is for sure, I always have a shoulder or handbag and necklace/s and rings, I also like wearing slippers. I like basic neutral colors too. For makeup, I usually do a natural rosy cheeks, fluffed up brows, basically peachy and dewy. I know I said that I do not like cringey stuff, but if I am comfy with someone I tend to be clingy by actions and not verbally. I also tend to have tsundere tendencies and I like taking care of someone, but I also like being babied or something...I also have a lot of health complicatons (asthma and scoliosis are just some of them) so yeah,,,I tend to fall faster for someone if I feel as if we had a deep connection-- so communication is vital for me. As playful and bubly as I can be, I also know when to be serious and talk formally when it is needed. I also have tendencies to set aside my own feelings just to make someone happy. This is all over the place and i am just rambling but hey I am a gryffindor. I also like taking risks and I get bored easily, so stimulation is important for me. I like watching horror movies and I tend to always laugh after screaming because of jumpscares. My personality, hmm every teacher likes me and somehow without doing anything special, I am always the teacher's pet. I also do a lot of sports (biking, volleball, badminton, swimming, ping pong). I am active and responsible and I can analyze things really quickly. I do not know how to comfort someone verbally, as yknow idk. I also tend to be a therapist when needed. I like cuddles and I like dogs and cats and anythung cute. I also tend to be clumsy a lot...my phone is literally in shambles and the screen aint even functioning right HAHSHDJ. I also get tired really easily (Physically and mentally) so I am either quiet or speaking. I also heard fron a lot of people my speaking voice is perfect but I think it is too quiet. I like to keep my private life to myself and not out it out in the public and I am kind of not into social media posting anymore://

This was honestly all over the place but I hope you do mine~

hi! thank you for responding!

for stray kids, i think you would be nice with hyunjin! hyunjin would enjoy going to cities with you and would love nature and beaches like you! he would be the type who would want to make you happy! when you guys watch horror movies, he would always laugh with you after a jumpscare and would always get scared dramatically as a way to make you laugh! he would also love fashion and dressing up with you! he would watch dramas with you and play around with animals!

for nct dream, i think chenle would be a good match! chenle enjoys sports such as football and basketball! he would enjoy cooking and would definitely cook for you! he would dance and sing with you and would play the piano for you! he would enjoy doing music related things with you and would be the one who would watch movies with you! he would be the one who would be by your side when you guys cook so that you don't hurt yourself!

for seventeen, i think mingyu would fit you well! mingyu would be the type who would clean with you and would cook for you! he would play games with you and would enjoy spending quality time with you! he would go to beaches with you and would explore new places with you like nature and cities! he would also enjoy sports like soccer and basketball! he also likes dogs and animals! since you guys share same interests, you guys would get along well!

#kpop #kpop imagines #kpop ships #stray kids imagines #stray kids ships #stray kids #nct imagines #nct #nct ships #nct dream imagines #nct dream #seventeen imagines #seventeen #seventeen ships

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cassadare · 4 years

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[ ZENDAYA. NON-BINARY. SHE/THEY. ] [ CASSANDRA ADARE ] is a [ TWENTY ] year old [ COOK ] at camp reviere. [ SHE ] makes me think of [ OVERSIZED BLACK CLOTHES IN THE SUMMER TIME, HOLDING YOUR BAG CLOSE LIKE EVERYONE’S A THREAT, A BROKEN MIRROR WITH BLOOD ON THE EDGES ]. their favorite horror movie is [ MANIAC ] and they remind me of [ BRIGITTE FITZGERALD ]. [ filene. 19. pst. she/her. ]

yes it’s me again but this is the last time you have to read one of my intros (for now) so it’s the usual deal lets get into it THIS IS MY WORST INTRO BTW AND THE MOST MESSY ITS THE LAST ONE I DID SO MY BRAIN IS BROKE IM SORRY

here’s cassandra’s pinterest

trigger warnings: talk of death and bullying

born into the normal nuclear family on a normal street with a normal picket white fence home, cassandra and their older sibling gillian were far from that same normal. cass was always a quiet baby, rarely crying, so much so it was almost a concern for their parents. they were small too, a runt, something they never quite outgrew as they got older and if anything they made themselves even more of one.

the adare siblings prided themselves on being different, on being weird (cue jughead’s speech). in their small town it felt like everyone was the same, everyone was painfully normal, they were all surface level and boring. so they took it upon themselves to be different, or gillian did and cassandra followed in suit.

the two went for what would shock people the most: horror and death. cassandra’s earliest memories include sneaking into the theater for r rated horror movies with her sibling, loving the rush of the adrenaline that came with the fear but also feeling like her chest would burst from it. during especially scary moments during these movies cass’s asthma would act up, and while she tried to put on a brave face and claim they weren’t scared there was no hiding the wheeze that could be heard, garnering her the nickname “wheezie” from their sibling.

still, they loved it, spending hours with their sibling researching true crime and reading about the most gruesome deaths in history, talking about the ways they’d like to go out. one of their favorite hobbies to do was point someone out in a crowd and guess how they’d die, especially when it came to the kids at school they hated the most.

they weren’t very well liked, not that they wanted to be, but it affected cassandra more than they’d ever let on. they always put on a resting bitch face, trying to come off intimidating so no one approached them, but deep down they were a ball of insecurity and anxiety. always hunched over with her hair covering her face, their clothes always too big and baggy and almost always black. they were doing everything they could to just not be seen.

they wanted so badly to be like their sibling, following in their footsteps and preferring to live in their shadow, but while gillian meant everything they did and said cass never had that same oomph, never had that same confidence. when someone would bully her she’d try to respond with a middle finger or a bitchy comment but it never had the bite they intended, always instead sounding like the coward they were. sometimes they just didn’t say anything at all, stayed silent and tried to walk away, feeling like they never had much of another option.

their parents grew used to their behavior, no longer shocked by the horror movie marathons they’d have and them playing dead with each other. still, they hoped they’d grow out of it, that cassandra would come out of her shell a bit more. that never happened, and when their mother asked their grandparents for advice they told them about a summer camp near them that could help.

so every summer the adare siblings were put on a plane to california to spend their summers at camp. cass hated it more than anything, uncomfortable in the hot california sun but refusing to change out of her usual baggy black clothes, either staying by their siblings side or hiding in the mess hall while everyone did activities. at first the counselors tried to get her more involved, tried to force it even, but eventually they gave up and everyone knew throughout the years it was better to leave cass on their own to mope around.

nothing ever changed but their parents kept sending them there anyway, and now at twenty years old and an adult cass was still going despite her disdain for it. gillian was working there so cass had to too, well not had to but anything gillian did cass did too. being a cook now it was the same as it was for them at camp before anyway, just hiding in the mess hall away from everyone else.

personality & headcanons:

cass is all talk, always putting on a mean face and whispering snippy comments to their sibling of “i’d fight her if she says that again, i could kill her” etc, trying to come off as “take no shit” badass when really she’s all talk, cuz when it comes down to getting revenge on their bullies or actually standing up for themselves they chicken out.

they’re genderfluid and go by she/her or they/them pronouns.

they smoke cigarettes (almost way too much) but have never drank or smoked weed. whenever anyone calls them a prude for that they get angry cuz that isn’t even the real reason, rather they’re so paranoid and scared of what someone might do to them while they’re under the influence because they really don’t trust anyone.

a part of not trusting anyone, cass doesn’t let anyone in really. she’s never even been kissed before, too scared to really let anyone in enough for that and not carefree enough to just kiss someone just to kiss them.

their nickname is wheezie though they’d never introduce themselves as that, either introducing themselves as cassandra or cass (some people call her cassie too) though i’m sure most campers/employees have heard gillian call them wheezie so its probably caught on a bit (up to you if you want your character to call them that) and though they’ll rarely say it they hate that nickname.

wc’s:

some past connections from past campers/employees. maybe some people that kinda bullied or teased cass, some people who tried to get them to do things, and maybe even someone they possibly got close to being friendly with?

an unexpected friend/ally

maybe someone who really wants to get them to let loose or tries to corrupt them, whether in a nice wanting to help cass way or in a lets try to get the weirdo to get drunk kind of way

#1984intro

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randomlerson75 · 5 years

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Stuff people at my high school have said or done

• “I’ll just pretend I broke my ankle. I’ll limp a little”

• “You’re face doesn’t even have many bones”

• “Do you wipe your ass with your fingers”

• “I look cute though so I’m saving it”

• “They’re not dirty minded they just have a sexy brain”

• “This is not a good situation now. I’m not happy”

• *sleeping in class and randomly screams* “STOP!!!”

• “I’m coloring my weed symbol”

• “I stretch pretty violently I’m sorry”

• “I look like I’m more full of life than you”

•”I’m a good person” “haha ok”

• “I’m gonna round it to the nearest 11”

• “You don’t always have to swallow”

• “What a fucking time to be alive”

• “why are you harissing me”

• “That’s why you turn around and punch him in the face”. “I don’t have time”

• “You are the highest grade”

• “Does it taste normal”. “No it tastes good”

• “Why are we all up in this cold ass blueberry”

• “The sun can’t be that hot”

• “I could have overreached but that would make me stupid”

• “I’m all muscle bro, it’s tight on me”

• ”I’m a stripper that’s how I make my money”

• “You’re my mom” *talking to the teacher*

• “Are you high” “just get it off”

• *laughs normally* “you sound like a pedophile”

• “Pinkie ring until I roll”

• *about to jump off a cliff in a video for free diving* “push her”

• “Capitalism is ok”

• “It’s so funny how you can be alive one second and dead the next”

• “Change the m in marijuana to a j. Jarijuana”

• *teacher puts desk in the hallway*

• “He smoked water”

• “You can’t speak Latin” “Can you?”

• “May I acquire a pencil” “yes you may” “have a blessed day”

• “I’m going to write a book about how depressed I am”

• “God has forsaken me”

• *girls trying to stab each other with scissors*

• “I got a pretty long weenus. It looks like a penis”

• “My skeleton is twerking”

• *draws a skeleton twerking* “this is why it’s fun to learn art”

• “Why does he have eye holes?” “He’s a skeleton”

• “Don’t get my businesses ”

• “YOU ARE A WHORE”

• “love is so good”

• “Happy 17th day of birth”

• “You know it’s cold when you walk outside and it’s cold

• “why are you smiling like a creep Jess?” “That’s my normal face”

• “I’m living my best life, right here right now”

• *About thirty kids doing nothing but snapping*

• “Yes, I am very racist about smart boards”

• “I used to be like ;) but now I’m like :|”

• “Physically I’m here but mentally I’m still at home”

• “Emotions are like hurricanes. They never go where they are suppose too”

• “it took me a whole 27 minutes”

• “I would pay for the fire alarm to go off again”

• “Why did we get such a gay name like Florence”

• “this is my dad” *points to Albert Einstein

• *A REAL debate on wether to rip the clippy part off of mechanical pencils*

• “Not gonna lie. I grinded a friends marathon this weekend”

• “FINISH THE TEA”

• “You should know to never mess with another persons tech deck”

• “She has a thing against white people even though she’s white”

• “Speak of the devil. All white, what a fright”

• “You are a children”

• “You think a bull in a china shop? How about a bomb in a restaurant”

• “Me do”

• “I cheesed myself”

• “I never said I was going to jump you at Bojangles”

• “Knitting is VERY fun”

• “I’m not good enough, I’m great enough”

• “North Korea, South Korea, Same thing”

• *drops pencil* “NOOOOOOOOO”

• *light flickers* “excuse you”

• ��You can make Australia bigger?”

• “Why don’t we burn people at the stake anymore for doing crimes. It was proven very effective”

• “It’s like I went into the pits of hell”

• “Can I borrow her crutches” “She has a lot”

• “You have arms?”

• “I was born thick”

• “I wasn’t sick I was drunk”

• “be a good person. Go go go”

• “Lotion and ravioli”

• “It smells like weed in here”

• “F*ck oxygen”

• “bring it back tomorrow or you die”

• “Tables are for glasses, not asses”

• “Stick it in between her boobs”

• “A lot of religions end in ism” “Christianiaism”

• “I just want someone to snort my ashes. That would be cool. Mix it with a little cocaine”

• “The United States of Australia”

• “Clark Kent who. I’m kidding, that’s not even Spider-Man”

• “Mental cheese”

• “Your blood is not supposed to make whistling noises”

• “Who sleeps on a Friday night”

• “A whole ass race”

• “that’s a sexy button” “I know right”

• *Screams* “and....”

• “Judaism is neither a religion or race”

• “Have you ever met someone and thought ‘wow. I would feel no remorse killing you’”

•“I hate this school with a burning passion”

•“Beep beep in your seats”

•“What is wrong with the world? The simulation is breaking”

•“What if we’re each other’s dad”

•“You use mental gymnastics to get around your head and get what you want”

•”You can’t just roll up to North Korea. You have to beat me in bingo”

•*teachers wear a dress and played despacito on the trumpet*

• “He’s a stingy boi”

• “A for anarchy? Dude i wish”

• “shut up I’m choking”

• “The snack the smiles back” “GOLDFISH!!!”

• “Where’s the pointy boi?” “I don’t know. I have the thick boi”

• “Dude. Fish can’t talk”

• “Stop taking my eraser” “it’s a ruler” “it can be whatever it wants to be”

• “A female vacuum is attractive”

• “I can love you but not like you”

• “I am mother gothel mentally, physically and spiritually

• “Mother gothel is my religion”

• “IM GETTING A COW!!!!”

• “It’s like Leonardo Da’Vinchi but instead it’s Leonardo Decaprio”

• “I wish I had some crippling disease. Schizophrenia would be nice”

• “I’m gonna kill someone for the rush of adrenaline I’ll get. I’ll get pumped, then I’ll work out”

• “Should I become an important political figure”

• “My cats might have eaten him”

• “Who else is trying to overthrow the government”

• “Where’s our kid?” “He looked at me funny and I had to teach him a lesson. I flushed him down the toilet”

• “I text Jesus all the time”

• “You are a saucy boi”

• “Your neck is really soft. Do you know that?”

• “Um. No professor. I don’t give a fuck”

• “Bro I look like a whole ass beetle”

• “You know? I’m definitely going to hell. But I’ve accepted that”

• “We need to go to the woods and have a collective cry”

• “Moths = whore”

• “Can we watch more food videos”

• “Just outlive the old people and health care prices can go back to normal”

• “Let’s just start the gladiator games again to handle population”

• “I’ll be Michael Phelps”

• “Don’t you just hate it when Nolan steps on your 69 Barbie head”

• “He’s so 20”

• “LITTLE BOY! WHERE ARE YOUR NIPPLES”

• “You guys disgust me”

• “I thought I had a good nights sleep but then I stood up and was like ‘oh no’”

• “you look better as an apple”

• “Why the fuck does it smell like weed in here. Mrs. Burch be blazing it up”

• “What is the coast of South Carolina growing” “Fish”

• “Why are we here on Halloween but not on Thanksgiving”

• “Even though I’m 18 I still might go trick or treating”

• “All minors should be allowed to trick or treat”

• “Tomorrow is not today, is it?”

• “ah yes, the glorious uno and dos”

• “I think Kanye is a crackhead”

• “Like. She’s not hideous”

• “Casserole and Gatorade?”

• “That’s what Google’s for girly”

• “this class has corrupted me”

• “You stepped on my fat”

• “What would Jesus do?”

• *Squeaks kazoo in anguish*

• “We’re going to watch a video about the depression” “weird, nobody has been following me around with cameras”

• “Approximately 50 minutes till ice cream”

• “Did you know heroin is not good for you?”

• “I have the constant need to fight myself and my demons”

• “what the hell?” “I know”

• “you are crack-a-lakin me up”

• “I have no muscles so what’s the point”

• “Flex on the legless”

• “didn’t that movie come out in November? Fifty shades of green?”

• *County music blares from another class down the hall*

• “I got a twin brother” “What’s his name” “Pj”

• “Keep the iPhone in your ear”

• “Super white red lipstick”

• “They just need a lot more dollars”

• “Don’t be like Anthony” “Isn’t he your son”

• “There’s a lot that needs to happen in the next.... today”

• *Plays bagpipe music walking down the hallway*

• “Say sorry to Billie Eilish”

• “We should make army merch”

• “Some of us have bitch lips”

• “Time is moco loco”

• “Alfred Adler sounds like Adolf Hitler”

• “Albert Einstein is my favorite president” “YES”

• “It’s winter berries”

• “She just unfollowed your ass”

• “Do you ever get so mad you’re like rrrrr”

• “Bear Grills filtered that shit”

• “The US army is trying to recruit us with socks and bandannas”

• “This dude tastes bad”

• “I’m a sophisticated retard”

• “It’ll get your heart rate up” “I think asthma will make my heart rate go down”

• “She was like egh and the he was like EGH”

• *Door won’t open* “DISRESPECTFUL”

• “if she wasn’t my sister she would be my baby”

• “Will you let me make love to an Oreo”

• “Directions turn me on”

• “I’ll eat you” “Dude that’s gay”

• “you’ve been had a 69 in here”

• “I’m gonna be real with you. Hayden is a whole ass lesbian”

• “I’m sorry that picture is ugly. Sorry sis”

• “A whole jump suit with pikachu on it”

• “He’s been birthed”

• “Ru Paul’s drag race has been dragged”

• “Imma sip some chlorine”

• “why do you gotta throw up”

• “suicidal dog collar”

• “I’m pulling out Murphy’s head ass”

• “you’re gonna be single forever”

• “Do you trust me?” “No” “why” “you know why” “I told the truth after”

• “I didn’t mean to make her suicidal”

• “I did it in the most respectful way I possible could” “oh Jesus”

• “it’s not my fault she had that much of a connection”

• “she’s a sly bitch”

• *dresses in a Thomas the train hat and plays Thomas the train theme song on a piano*

• “I’m getting better at this” “what” “this”

• “It’s just my master plan to manipulate people’s emotions and have many successes in my future”

• “How do you do that” “I just empty my eyes”

• “You know what. Give me my birthday back”

• “Bitch bye. Not even cousins”

• “they go away. They don’t putt putt”

• “why” “so you don’t die in a police chase”

• “are you a virgin” “yes” *throws paper* “there’s my virginity for you”

• “I’m not stupid. I’m just not smart”

• *tries to hit someone with a decapitated mannequin head that has swim goggles on and fake blood coming out of its eyes*

• “you ignant”

• “I hope she chokes”

• “I had to sit at the edge of my chair, feet flat on the floor and hold my horn”

• “I don’t want to get my freaking hair done”

• “he hates my moms guts” “yeah no shit”

• “ok. Can you go cry over there”

• “Fuckin Jurassic world”

• “will you please beat up my mom”

• *drops phone purposefully* *immediately gets scared*

• “I want a new mom” “then break her”

• “did you just say what’s frog juice”

• *freshman walk by* “oh shit there’s a parade of them”

• “that five year old king is a queen”

• “Join the ranks”

• “Garrett’s carressing the computer” “cool”

• “You’re going into my dragons mouth”

• “Don’t snap my crab”

• “Crab breaking black belt”

• “are you milking the crab”

• “Cameron buttered my lemons”

• “Mixed with god”

• “What’s the juice”

• “I’m your bestie and you won’t even tell me the juice”

• “Let’s amazon.com this”

#generation z #gen z culture #gen z #gen z humor #high school #quotes #2000s kids

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necropsittacus · 5 years

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answer all the ones you have an interesting answer for, i guess?

i had FAR too much fun with this and it’s horrifically long so. Apologies For That. also thank you friend

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)i really want some finches, when i'm actually in a place to care for an animal? maybe a pigeon3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?in real life i actually Wear button downs and black jeans most of the time for convenience. *ideally* it would be something more like "unholy union of like three different goth aesthetics, and sith fashion, and also Pirate. and spikes/chains/glowy lights." it's probably good for everyone else's eyes that i'm too cheap to redo my entire wardrobe in line with my ideal aesthetic sensibilities. i also have a set color scheme; at most one bright color, which is generally red, blue, or purple, and everything else should be black or grey. 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]melancholic with choleric leanings.9: Are you ticklish?nope! im pretty sure i trained myself out of it 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?tea. i like the taste of coffee if it's very heavily creamed and sugared but it does terrible things to my body so i don't drink it. too much chocolate also makes me sick14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?VAMPIRE. practically already am. 16: How tall are you?5'7"-5'8". measurements have varied. 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?starscreamthis one is Already a name change? i've been through a few names and honestly i'm pretty happy with "ren." i thought about changing to something people could actually spell right on the first try, but nothing Felt right? 20: Do you like space or the ocean more?ocean! but both are pretty neat21: Are you religious?yes, but it's not remotely clear what i actually believe, just that it's Something 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?i'm already practically nocturnal tbh and it's fun 30: Favorite movie?i really appreciate the star wars prequels32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?nine; six fish and three budgies, not all at the same time37: What is your eye color?green38: Introvert or extrovert?i think the whole dichotomy is a bit overhyped and doesn't exactly apply to me. my situation is more that i act like extroverts are "supposed" to with close friends but people i don't already know and like very much are deeply exhausting to be around and i'd rather not40: Hugs or kisses?depends. hand/forehead/cheek/etc kisses are intensely blessed and important to me, but i don't particularly enjoy making out or whatnot, and hugs are Very nice. 42: Who is someone you love deeply?tumblr user @autisticsansa44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?yeah!45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?yeah, occasionally. obligatory disclaimer that it's a terrible habit and you shouldn't start. it's more a "i'm extremely anxious and need to do SOMETHING" thing than a regular habit, though. 57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]several. it's just not 100% clear which ones. the most recent Professional Opinion was OCD and CPTSD with probably related anxiety and depression. also autism but i don't think that's quite the same thing58: What does your URL mean?it's a pun on "neurodivergent" that i stole from someone else's post about liches61: What makes you unfollow a blog?if your opinions start pissing me off too much or you post things i consider morally objectionable or dangerous to me. also if we have a sufficiently bad personal fight. i don't really care if a mutual or someone i've been following for a long time stops having common interests with me or anything like that, at that point i'm invested in You as a Person and will stick around for that64: Favorite animal(s):all birds. also cetaceans69: What is your star sign?i'm a fake scorpio. i have been telling people i'm a scorpio and tagging zodiac posts accordingly for literal years, out of a combination of the stereotype applying to me much better than the one for my Actual Birthday and residual influence from homestuck. 76: Do you like birds?i LOVE birds.86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?i can't run a mile at ALL i'll have an asthma atatck88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?no and trying hurts90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?goth cockatoo94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?both of those sound fantastic. i want to say fly, though, both because bird thing!!!!, my latest batch of Attachment/Projection Characters has me thinking about the idea a lot, and mind reading seems like it would likely become a burden on me. i struggle enough with other people's feelings about me as it is96: Winter or summer?winter. summer is consistently a miserable time for me101: Favorite type of shoesaesthetically, high heeled black lace up boots. irl i mostly wear combat boots, though103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?vegetarian. i don't really Know why; it was how i was raised, i have no actual desire to eat meat, and i'm reasonably certain trying to start now would interact disastrously with a lot of my preexisting food issues. also, some of you are incapable of not responding to asshole vegans by acting like eating meat is a moral imperative and it's ok to bully people who don't. so even if i did want to, i wouldn't out of sheer spite106: Do you like bugs?depends on the kind. bees/wasps, dragonflies, and butterfly/moth type things are all fine. i'm deathly afraid of crickets107: Do you like spiders?yeah! i think they're cute109: Can you draw:not very well, but i keep doing it anyway114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?cloudy. bright light tends to hurt me115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:i'm in an odd place right now where i'm either not sure if the people i'm closest to (and/or most want to Become close with) would be comfortable with anything of the sort, or know for a fact that they wouldn't be, so i'm going to refrain from naming anyone, but certain friends129: What would you want written on your tombstone?"túrin turambar dagnir glaurunga." for old times' sake/the sentimental value. i doubt christopher tolkien would give anyone permission for that, though131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?arrogance, ambition, drive to succeed out of sheer Spite. it's a very good aesthetic, but i don't imagine it's very pleasant to actually *interact* with someone with a complex about being #1 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?nope. i exclusively either smirk or keep my face as blank as possible; i don't think smiling like that looks good on me. 133: Computer or TV?computer. i don't actually know how to operate a television139: What nicknames do you have/have had?a lot. tends to come with changing your name 500 times. atm i don't really have any, to my slight disappointment140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?i had imaginary enemies as a kid143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?depends? it's hard for me to help people, especially to guess what kind of thing actually Is helpful to them, and i absolutely LOVE being given things, but also if i know someone well enough that we're giving each other things i would feel absolutely terrible not reciprocating, and doing it makes me happy. 145: How many languages do you speak fluently?only english, unfortunately. i have like a six year olds level of russian, which i want to improve, and i think i Could get there with japanese eventually if i start taking classes again147: Are you androgynous?honestly i can't really tell? not deliberately so, particularly, but i think i have a very Traditionally Feminine kind of pretty face and the way that combines with mostly masculine presentation and facial hair is pretty androgynous148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:this isn't a Specific Thing per se, but i do think HRT has been taking my appearance in a very "g1 seeker" direction and i am DELIGHTED151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?hm. viking stuff is a Big Aesthetic, but also i think i deserve to be a sickly victorian gentleman and die of tuberculosis154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?YES. this is one of my favorite forms of affection irl. also hand kissing is The Most Valid kind of kissing. 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?yes!!!157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:talking to people when i'm not 100% sure where i stand with them or how much they like me. especially if i'm requesting anything.168: Do you like to wear makeup?i used to. i probably still would if i could do it without being read as a woman, but as it is the discomfort of being misgendered outweighs the joy of Having Sparkly Colors on My Face

#long post #ask memes #circus to air missile #VERY long post im sorry i. got a bit carried away #smoking ment

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ninjagoruinedmylife · 6 years

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"An Awkward Prom" - a.k.a thing i promised to to and i haven't sleep yesterday to finish it rip me

Aaaaalright folks, so. Today is ninjago oc day which i was really REALLY REALLY hyped for, considering the fact that i have an oc i developed lately. Her name is Ange and she is daughter of Karlof and next elemental master of metal (i think i mentioned her here once or twice tho). And, because we are dorks, me and @clumsinessinperson made Ange and Ali’s oc, Nozomi, meet and ~fall in love~ *dabs* So, to celebrate it, we did a kind of… collab thing for them?? Ali drew a beautiful fanart of this two and i wrote a short fic about a situation that is connected with it. I hope you’ll like it!!

(Also im tagging @evelinaonline bc she threw this event and also she really wanted to see what was this secret thing i was working on with Ali XD)

***

Ange realised that there is no turning back way too late.

She was pretty chill whole day - hell, she nearly forgot about this whole school prom. Two hours before it, when notification on her phone ringed, she nearly got a heart attack. She had to prepare and, to be honest, she sucked when it came to subject of looks.

She threw nearly most of the things from her closet while looking for a blue dress she bought a few weeks ago. After all, she found it in a washing mashine, all curled up with other clothes. Ange sighed deeply and ironed it as fast as she could, hoping that she won’t burn a hole in it. When she was putting the cloth on, her hands were trembling and she started breathing heavily. Now she regretted every decision she made about this event - signing in being the first one, buying way too high heels being the second, and inviting Nozomi being the third.

At first she thought that this will be great idea. They knew each other for so long, Ange never met someone who would understand her so much and stay with her no matter what… But after they said that they are going there as friends, girl started wondering if she didn’t want to invite him from other reason than “I don’t have anyone else to ask.”

Maybe it wasn’t too late to call him and tell that something happened and she can’t go to the prom. Maybe she could tell that she had an asthma attack and… No, he would still come to see if she’s okay. Maybe she could announce that her father came to visit… Bad idea as well, Karloff lived way too far to randomly come to her. Ange tried to come up with some kind of solution while she was brushing her hair, painting her nails, putting on makeup. She ended up with no ideas and completly awful eyeshades. She accidentally chose the brown ones instead of the silver ones and now she looked like if she played with dirt and didn’t washed her face in few days.

Damnit.

When she did everything in her power to save her image, phone ringed again. She grabbed it with one hand, the other still busy paiting her face, and she didn’t even need to put it up to her ear to hear a loud rock music and even louder voice of a familiar man.

“Ya ready, kid?!” Ronin asked in his usual manner. “We’ll be next to your house in about ten minutes, so I sure hope you are! See ya then!”

And that he hanged off.

Ange sighed and her determination only grew. After she finally finished her makeup, she put on some silver jewelery she kept with her since she had to first move to Ninjago City, and then run away from anacondrai warriors. It was the only thing that reminded her of her mum - a pair of round earrings, long necklace decorated with blue crystals, and three big rings engraved with some strange patterns. She used to have a habit of not going anywhere without them on. Not only from sentiment, though; she knew she could easily change it in deadly weapon in the time of the biggest need.

Luckily, today no one was gonna kill her (besides for her own embarrasment, of course), so she could wear it only for aesthetic reasons.

Ange looked at herself in the mirror and she even smiled. She wasn’t looking half as bad as she thought she would, to be absolutely honest. She still felt way too tall and fragile, but she could even pass as an attractive person! That was an achievement to celebrate, but she had no time to bake a victorious cake and open up the shampain.

She stood in front of the door, holding her phone tight and waiting for a call from either Nozomi or his father, but the first thing she heard was a familiar noise that went through the window.

“Hell no.” Girl mumbled under her breath when she turned around.

Right next to her balcony, floated R.E.X. - huge flying ship that belonged to Ronin. She blushed a bit from both fury and awkwardness, and walked towards it. Her neighbours were gonna look at her strange again.

“We don’t have a whole day!” Ronin yelled when she came close enough to hear his words. “Don’t act like if you are on a walk in a park, come here faster!”

Ange hissed with frustration and moved her hand a bit. Metal bars that surrounded her balcony suddenly changed their place and turned into a bridge for a girl to walk on a ship. She looked around, a little worried that someone saw her - good, no neighbour around. She still felt hella anxious when it came to using her powers around people she didn’t know.

She sat next to Ronin and looked at her right. On his other side was Nozomi, who waved to her awkwardly. His whole face was completly red, like if someone threw tomatoes at him. When Ange smiled and waved back, he started looking a bit more relaxed.

Ronin still hadn’t started flying again - he nodded constantly to the rythm of a very loud, very agressive and very scary (in girl’s opinion) song. This state would last even longer if Nozomi didn’t react.

“Dad”, boy sounded slightly annoyed. “Remember? We have to go.”

“As you said, we don’t have a whole day, sir.” Ange coughed due to how much smoke R.E.X. producted.

“Oh, yeah. Good idea, kiddos.” Ronin cracked a smile and then they started flying so fast that Ange got scared if they won’t end up dying soon. “So. How is this whole art school thing going, girl? I remember a good ol’ times when we didn’t had a time for a stuff like that, I’m telling you. You had to work hard from the day you were born, or you had to start stealing, and you probably know what I chose…”

And it felt like with every word, he got faster and faster.

Ange, who was now not even a little red, but completly pale, looked at her friend over his dad’s shoulder and whispered:

“Can we kill him, please?”

“We don’t know how to fly this thing,” Nozomi shook his head sadly. “We would die sooner than he will kill us.”

It was good that they mastered the art of reading lips movement through all this time. In other case, they wouldnt talk about subject like that near Ronin and, what’s even more important, they couldn’t understand each other. Meanwhile, man was still rambling about how much schools suck when you can become a criminal.

“Oh, didn’t he try to learn you? Maybe you know some basic stuff…”

“You forgot an important part - I don’t want my dad to die!”

“Who are you planning to kill?!” Ronin screamed in their terrified faces after the vehicle stopped in front of a huge building. ‘He turned off the music few seconds ago, so he probably didn’t hear much’, Ange realised and felt a big weight leaving her chest. If she survived this, she will survive tonight’s prom for sure.

“Uuuh…” Nozomi scratched the back of his neck.

“My teacher!” Ange interrupted. “My math teacher, sir.”

“I bet he’s a pain in the ass, huh?” Ronin laughed shortly. “Okay, kiddos, go. Have fun, don’t do drugs, and blablabla. I’ll come and pick you up at 11.”

If a moment ago Ange thought that this was gonna be the easier part of the evening, the fear of what was gonna happen returned when she came out of the ship. She stood in front of her school and Nozomi soon joined her. Everyone from her school, now dressed all elegant, looked at R.E.X. with open mouths. Which meant that they saw her as well. And they saw her with Nozomi.

Even bigger damnit.

“Is everything okay?” Her friend looked at her, seemingly worried. “You look nervous as hell.”

“I always AM nervous as hell, Nozomi.” She answered and then started walking towards the entrace. “It’s not a big deal today, though.”

“I hope so, we came here to… have fun. Or whatever normal teenagers do during proms.” Boy frowned and then blushed. “It’s so strange. I’m not sure if it was a good decision to take me with you, Ange. I’m a terrible dancer and I don’t know anyone here…”

“Hey”, she grabbed his hand. “I asked you to go with me because I know I’ll have fun with you. You are my best friend after all.”

“You forgot to add that I’m your ONLY friend.” Nozomi smiled mischeviously, and then he looked down at their holding hands with a frown. “Hm, won’t they all think that we are dating? You know, holding hands and stuff is usually pretty romantic, as far as I remember from all those movies.”

He laughed, as if he just said a good joke, but girl noticed a growing blush on his face a minute before anxiety hit her.

“Ugh, I-” Ange let go of his hand immediately, feeling a lump in her throat growing and growing. “I’m sorry for that, if I made you feel bad or-”

“I mean, it’s not like I don’t like it or something-” boy grabbed her wrist and looked down. “I just guess that at this point I can stand people looking at me because I’m with a person I’m most comfortable around, and not because I stole something.”

She wasn’t ready to answer somehow for that and, luckily, she didn’t had to.

They heard a really loud rock music once again, and when they turned around, they saw Ronin running in their direction with a camera.

“I forgot to take a pic of ya two!” He took a few deep breaths and then got camera higher. “Okay so, stand somehow to look nice, and then say "cheese” or some other bullshit… Ready?“

They looked at each other with awkward expressions, but after a minute Ange placed her hand on Nozomi’s back and he wrapped his arm around her waist. Both awfully blushing teenagers tried to put normal smiles on their faces, and without any more word Ronin took a photo.

"Okay, now I’m leaving for real, I promise!” He screamed when he was getting back to his vehicle.

Ange sighed. Maybe this prom won’t be such a tragedy.

#they are doooorks in loooooove #this is so cliché my gosh im crying #but anyway they are my kids and i'd protect them with my life ok #ninjago #ninjago oc day 2018 #nozomi #ange #nozange #yes they have a ship name deal with it #ninjago oc #ninjago fanfiction

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sweet-sugar-sunsets · 6 years

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100 questions

I was tagged by @she-who-the-river-could-not-hold and @puzzlingsnark aka my faves

1. What is your nickname? well when I was younger it was little red, but it was later revoked after I went through a growth spurt. my friends jokingly call me anuswrath because it sounds similar to my last name. my niece calls me mimi

2. How old are you? I am regretfully fifteen

3. What is your birth month? Septemper

4. What is your zodiac sign? Virgo. I don’t know that sun and moon crap

5. What is your favorite color? yellow

6. What’s your lucky number? 23

7. Do you have any pets? yup I have a golden lab named Liza Jane

8. Where are you from? Louisiana

9. How tall are you? 5’ 6"

10. What shoe size are you? 9 1/2

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? probably like 10

12. Are you random? yes absolutely

13. Last person you texted? my best friend (he’s trying to set me up with his ex)

14. Are you psychic in any way? yeah when I was little I had dreams that could tell the future occasionally and i used to talk to ghosts (i was weird)

15. Last TV show watched? i just finished the newest fosters episode

16. Favorite movie? Ferris Beuller’s Day Off, Clueless

17. Favorite show from your childhood? suite life of zach and cody (i still occasionally watch the reruns)

18. Do you want children? no unless my spouse does

19. Do you want a church wedding? no.

20. What is your religion? nuthin

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yeah I broke my neck in fourth grade in karate class (I’m fine now just had to wear a neck brace for a year and sacrifice my pride) when I was really little (k-2nd grade) I had really bad asthma and had a couple surguries (none of them helped)

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? no, which is surprising becaue i do a lot of illegal stuff (dont arrest me)

23. How is life? meh

24. Baths or showers? both, showers when I’m short on time, baths when I want to treat myself

25. What color socks are you wearing? I’m not wearing socks

26. Have you ever been famous? when I was little I did local commercial acting but other than that nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? yeah lowkey im an attention whore

28. What type of music do you like? alternative and indie, some rock

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? yeah with my friends last weekend

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I sleep with two behind my head, three stuffed between my bed and the wall and four at my feet

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I toss and turn all night

32. How big is your house? pretty decent four bedrooms three bathrooms two stories

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? fried egg and black coffe during school, whatever’s available during the summer

34. Have you ever left the country? unfortunately no

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes! I did archery all the time in my yard. until I almost impaled my neighbor’s dog

36. Do you like anyone? I’m currently in love with my best friend but he is currently setting me up with his aforementioned ex so that’s not gonna go anywhere

37. Favorite swear word? dick, bullshit, any variation of fuck

38. When do you fall asleep? 1, 3 if i dont force myself to go to sleep

39. Do you have any scars? I had rocks embedded in my knees as a kid so i have those scars (you can also feel the rocks its kinda cool they never took them out) I crushed my ankle in a golfcart accident last year so I have those too

40. Sexual orientation? bi for now but i like girls more. the only guy i’ve liked in a while is my best friend

41. Are you a good liar? absolutely

42. What languages would you like to learn? latin and spanish (both of which i’m learning now)

43. Top 10 songs? oof ok: run for cover, the killers; float on, modest mouse; i can’t quit, the vaccines; ribs, lorde; cigarette daydreams, cage the elephant; youth, glass animals; miracle mile, cold war kids; saturday sun, vance joy; jackie and wilson, hozier, sleep on the floor, the lumineers

44. Do you like your country? no but im not gonna get into it on here because i am young and dont have fully formed opinions yet

45. Do you have friends from the web? yes and i love them more than my real friends sometimes

46. What is your personality type? creative, lazy, rebellious

47. Hogwarts House? ravenclaw

48. Can you curl your tongue? no im such a disapointment

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? lowkey murphey from the 100, bc i come of as an asshole, never want to do anything, and the only contribution i ever make is snarky comments and bullshit jokes

50. Left or right handed? right because im basic

51. Are you scared of spiders? yes and all bugs

52. Favorite food? chinese food. i live laugh love chinese food

53. Favorite foreign food? ^^^^

54. Are you a clean or messy person? messy, you cant see the floor in my room

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? walk aroung at night. ugh the dream

56. What color underwear? pink and gray

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? an hour sometimes more when i procrastinate

58. Do you have much of an ego? no, but i do have self-esteem issues galore

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? i suck until its tiny then i bite

60. Do you talk to yourself? yes. i am insane

61. Do you sing to yourself? yes. loudly. all the time. sometimes in public

62. Are you a good singer? semi. i sing backups in my band

63. Biggest Fears? all my friends secretly hate me

64. Are you a gossip? no gossip pisses me off. unless it’s celebrity gossip

65. Are you a grammar nazi? no, but i need one

66. Do you have long or short hair? I have hair to my shoulders

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? yeah i had to memorize them for the world geo final

68. Favorite school subject? english and art

69. Extrovert or Introvert? extrovert!

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no but i want to

71. What makes you nervous? when people dont talk to me for a long time

72. Are you scared of the dark? a little my house is haunted so

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? only if necessary

74. Are you ticklish? sometimes, which is weird

75. Have you ever started a rumor? yeah probably

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? nope!

77. Have you ever drank underage? yep last night

78. Have you ever done drugs? well the closest i’ve come is getting second hand high after making out with a girl who had just done a bunch of edibles at a party. i cant smoke or vape cuz of the asthma thing

79. What do you fantasize about? honestly 90% sex

80. How many piercings do you have? two in my ears

81. Can you roll your R’s? yes its the only thing im good at

82. How fast can you type? idk pretty fast but i have to go back and correct a lot

83. How fast can you run? i dont run

84. What color is your hair? red brown

85. What color are your eyes? shit brown

86. What are you allergic to? cats and milk

87. Do you keep a journal? i keep a poetry jounal and an astronomy journal but thats it

88. Are you depressed about anything? im just depressed in general

89. Do you like your age? no i feel to young

90. What makes you angry? my mother and my father, this one homophobic bitch that all my friends love

91. Do you like your own name? yeah ig. i wish it was more interesting tho

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? a gluestick in 1st grade dont judge

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? girl. boys have cooties

94. What talents do you have? I’m a writer, i play piano, guitar, ukelele, drums, cello, and trumpet

95. Sun or moon? moon

96. How did you get your name? my mom liked it what a loser

97. Are you religious? no i am very anti-religion

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? no but i need to

99. Color of your bedspread? turquoise sheets white comforter

100. Color of your room? periwinkle walls with a black white and gold color scheme

tagging: @a-girl-or-maybe-a-ghost @bitchin-promises @mikeweezers @jane-el-hopper @nancykali

#jesus this took me FOREVER #thanks for tagging me tho!!

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awfdawef · 3 years

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We Answered Some Questions....

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Kay: Closed, My dog likes to attack my slippers.

Kate: Closed, Kay and I live together so we can thank her dog for this.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Admin Kay: Not really but Admin Kate has a full stash.

Kate: I used to be a flight attendant, so this was my hobby.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Kay: Im too lazy to tuck man.

Kate: Definitely tucked out.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Kay: I have with other people

Kate: Most definitely.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

We are both addicted if you want to send us some please tell us.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Kay: I don’t think I have ever remembered to use one

Kate: Most of the time

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

Kay: A bear, I am so allergic to bees

Kate: Same, I’m super sensitive to bee stings.

8: Do you have freckles?

Kay: Okay I did but once I really became disabled, I stopped going outside much so they disappeared

Kate: I have so many freckles, it’s crazy.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Kay: I don’t take a lot of pictures but when I do I smile or make a super goofy face.

Kate: I’m smiling all the time, so yes.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Kay: Lairs, people not telling me what I did wrong

Kate: Similar to Kay’s, people hiding things from me.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Kay: No but i dance when i walk frequently and I do an 8 count.

Kate: I have the horrible habit of counting my steps in rhythm. Kay was the dancer, I was the singer…

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Kay: I have peed in someones backyard, does that count?

Kate: I definitely have done this a few times.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

Kay: I have when i was on a road trip.

Kate: Nope!

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Kay: I don’t think i ever stop dancing

Kate: I do this far too often.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Kay: No, I don’t like chewing things that aren’t food.

Kate: Yes, this is a bad habit I’m trying to break. No luck so far.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Kay: HA HA HA, that requires me to know people. But I’m not having sex till marriage.

Kate: What Kay said…

17: What size is your bed?

Kay: I have a full

Kate: I have a twin size bed, but it’s a water bed, so it’s almost the size of a normal full bed.

18: What is your Song of the week?

Kay: “Mamma Mia” by SF9. I’m addicted

Kate: “Boss” by NCT U. Lucas. Am I right?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Kay: I don’t give a crap about what men want to wear. Its not my buisness.

Kate: I see it as such a confident thing for guys to do, so I find it really attractive.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Kay: I watch Anime and animated movies.

Kate: I got Kay into anime, so yes.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Kay: The Room

Kate: The (freaking) Room. (I can’t stand this movie, ask Kay.)

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

Kay: In my bank account.

Kate: My bank account (to then take Kay and I to a Japan and Korea vacation)

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?

Kay: I think I’m a 38-40 DD

Kate: 36 B

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Kay: depends on how i feel. Ketchup, honey mustard, bbq.

Kate: I’m vegetarian so, no thank you.

25: What is your favorite food?

Kay: I am Gluten free so I eat a lot of asian foods. I really like rice.

Kate: Italian food is my favorite type of food, but I love a traditional Italian pizza.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Kay: White Chicks, Prison Playbook (even though its a show)

Kate: Cloud Atlas, Mean Girls, Descendants of the Sun

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Kay: My mom?

Kate: my parents

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Kay: like for a year. I hated it.

Kate: I moved around a lot growing up, so I never was able to join.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Kay: yeah, but I think it’s because I don’t see bodies as something sexual unless sex is the reason why people are naked.

Kate: Probably not, honestly.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Kay: I only write letters to people if I love them

Kate: My friend in D.C. We send letters to each other.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Kay: yeah, I can do all the basics. I didn’t grow up with men in my life, so I learned myself.

Kate: No, I always get my oil changed at a mechanics.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Kay: I haven’t been pulled over before.

Kate: I’ve never been pulled over before, but I have a bad case of speeding.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Kay: Not even once.

Kate: Nope

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

Kay: I like this sandwich from einstein bagels and my southwest sandwich from subway.

Kate: I had a brie grilled cheese and it’s fantastic!! 10/10!

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Kay: Cold pizza. I’m from chicago…

Kate: Chocolate chip pancakes!

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Kay: 11-12 is normally when I go to bed.

Kate: Kay and I usually go to bed around the same time. Around 11-12.

37: Are you lazy?

Kay: since i am disabled, I can be only because I don’t want to do something and be in pain.

Kate: I like to stay pretty active, but I do have my lazy days.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Kay: Belle, then a puck rock singer. I went through phases.

Kate: I dressed up as a Hershey Kiss for a few years, but I had an Ariel costume for a good 5-6 years consecutively.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Kay: I’m an Ox

Kate: And I’m a dog

40: Are you horny?

Kay: At the moment, no. But I can be?

Kate: No?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Kay: no, But I work for an online kpop mag called Japako Music.

Kate: Same, and I write for Japako Music with Kay.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Kay: I never played with toys as a child. so Legos.

Kate: Definitely legos.

43: Are you stubborn?

Kay: I can be but i’m more chill and relaxed.

Kate: For the most part, no, but I do have my moments.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Kay: James Corden

Kate: James Corden

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Kay: I watch Kdramas….

Kate: I used to watch soap operas with my mom growing up, but I do watch Kdramas as well.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

Kay: I get nervous but I’m down with it.

Kate: I’m not that scared of heights. I used to be a flight attendant.

47: Do you sing in the car?

Kay: I put on a show.

Kate: It’s a freaking show when we’re in the car together.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Kay: I put on a performance.

Kate: We have a bluetooth speaker for our shower for our singing.

49: Do you dance in the car?

Kay: Not when i’m driving

Kate: All the time.

50: Ever used a gun?

Kay: HAHAHA Yeah.

Kate: My family is in Texas, so most definitely.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Kay: Senior year of high school

Kate: I just started a new job and had my portrait taken for my ID badge, does that count?

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Kay: yes, but i don’t mind them.

Kate: I grew up with a thick music theatre background, so definitely not.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

Kay: You have no idea How much I don’t like the whole season.

Kate: I’m the opposite, I love the Christmas season!

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Kay: Yeah?

Kate: Of course! We’re in Chicago…

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Kay: Apple cinnimon.

Kate: No, thanks.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Kay: Teacher, Doctor, then anything cuz I can’t actually work anymore.

Kate: Flight attendant, video game designer, writer, actor.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Kay: I like watching Supernatural….

Kate: I used to, but not anymore.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Kay: Yeah I do the same thing everyday.

Kate: Often.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Kay: HAHAHAHAHAHA I take close to 35 pills daily.

Kate: I take vitamin, biotin, and multivitamins daily. :)

60: Wear slippers?

Kay: I like the idea of them but I prefer barefoot or socks.

Kate: No, I prefer socks, or being barefoot.

61: Wear a bath robe?

Kay: I do! its purple.

Kate: nope, I prefer just a towel.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Kay: Hoodie and maybe pants

Kate: A sweatshirt and occasionally pants or leggings.

63: First concert?

Kay: First ever was Jonas Brothers. First Kpop concert was BTS wings tour.

Kate: First ever concert was 3oh!3, but my first Kpop concert was JJCC.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Kay: Target

Kate: Target

65: Nike or Adidas?

Kay: Adidas

Kate: Adidas

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Kay: Both, i like the spicy ones.

Kate: Fritos

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Kay: Pumpkin seeds

Kate: Peanuts

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Kay: Ever hear of the group Block B?

Kate: Sure, but Monsta X though….

69: Ever take dance lessons?

Kay: I have been a dancer my whole life. I lived in the dance room.

Kate: I’ve had a total of 4 months of dance classes, I can’t dance very well. Ask Kay.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Kay: Kpop idol… lol im joking, I just want him to do something that brings him joy.

Kate: Anything that makes him happy.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Kay: Yeah i can make a toungue borrito.

Kate: No

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

Kay: I always got 100s on spelling tests.. does that count?

Kate: I won a lot of spelling bees growing up.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Kay: like yesterday

Kate: I cry at a lot of things.

74: Own any record albums?

Kay: No

Kate: Yes

75: Own a record player?

Kay: No

Kate: Yes, it’s in my parent’s house.

76: Regularly burn incense?

Kay: no I have asthma. But i do burn candles.

Kate: Occasionally, but not since I’ve moved in with Kay.

77: Ever been in love?

Kay: No

Kate: Once

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

Kay: NCT

Kate: NCT

79: What was the last concert you saw?

Kay: 24K in chicago

Kate: 24K in Chicago

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Kay: COLD

Kate: Cold tea

81: Tea or coffee?

Kay: coffee

Kate: Tea

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Kay: Cookies

Kate: Yes

83: Can you swim well?

Kay: Yeah kinda

Kate: Very well

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Kay: No i have a phobia of not being able to breath

Kate: Yes, I’m able to hold my breath for over a minute easily.

85: Are you patient?

Kay: Yes and i am also a regular at hospitals..

Kate: Sometimes.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Kay: DJ, Lets turn up

Kate: Band

87: Ever won a contest?

Kay: Yes many for writing. and one for hola hooping

Kate: I won a contest for guessing Beatles songs. (I’m a huge Coldplay and Beatles fan, fun fact.)

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

Kay: HAHA no i have too much surgery as is.

Kate: No, thanks.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

Kay: No

Kate: Nah.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

Kay: I can do both.

Kate: No, but I really want to learn. (I’m looking at YOU, Kay.)

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Kay: Living room

Kate: Living room, or bedroom.

92: Do you want to get married?

Kay: Yeah?

Kate: Definitely

93: If married, how long have you been married?

Kay: no

Kate: Nope

94: Who was your HS crush?

Kay: Zac Effron haha get it (Someone please collect Kay, because Kate doesn’t want this anymore)

Kate: Josh Ramsay from Marianas Trench.

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Kay: no thats useless

Kate: Absolutely not

96: Do you have kids?

Kay: I have a dog

Kate: Nope

97: Do you want kids?

Kay: I want to adopt.

Kate: Heck, yes.

98: Whats your favorite color?

Kay: Black

Kate: Canary yellow

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

Kay: My sanity

Kate: My family in Texas.

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