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Today’s chip is new clothing choice
#too funny#humor#relatable memes#relatable#funny#memes#meme#chipsbag#dank memes#memesdaily#shitpost#shitposting#lifehacks#life pro tips
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Life hack to save on rent
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always piss after, before, & during sex
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autism loading screen tips
Did you know: You can brush your teeth at any time of the day! Try brushing for 1 minute next time you're in the bathroom.
If showers are hard for you, try wiping your body down with baby wipes instead!
Dry hands every time you wash them? Apply extra lotion to your wrists and forearms. After washing, wet your wrists and rub the lotion down your hands! Pat dry.
In a pinch, a little Icy Hot can help ground you during an episode or meltdown. Apply a little to your arm and focus on the sensation
Dysmorphia, dysphoria, or self-esteem impairing your bodily hygiene? Try bathing in dim lighting (lights off might not be safe!) to impair your body issues back!
You're literally so cool (:
Struggling with oral hygiene because of spoons? Any little bit counts, even if you can't do the whole routine. Just swishing mouthwash or brushing without paste still helps!
Pro tip: everything is a stim tool. All you have to do is stim with it
Foster hydration by having a mini-fridge full of water next in your leisure area or bedroom. You can even add flavorings!
Did you know? The more similar to us we think someone is, the more we favor them-- You are psychologically predisposed to love yourself!
Biophilia refers to the natural affinity for... well... nature. Empirical data shows that humans fare better when exposed to imagery of nature. Harness these effects for yourself by opening windows or displaying rocks!
Noise-cancelling headphones are your best. friend.
the abolition of capitalism is the only way to make things right for this planet and all its inhabitants
#shitpost#but also. real#y'know#life pro tips#loading screen tips#autism tips#life necessity#hygiene#physical health#stim stuff#philosophy of relationships
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hey. hey. did you know if you buy a rotisserie chicken ($5-10 depending on where you get it) you can dig into it like a rat, then strip and save the rest of the meat, then make as much stock as you can fit in your largest pot by simply simmering the bones with herbs and veggies or veggie scraps for 6-8 hours, thereby easily doubling the value of your purchase and making the best soup base ever?
#let me know if I should go into detail here#seriously homemade stock is just so good#I just used some random baby carrot a few garlic bulbs some sage I dried from my garden peppercorns and bay leaves#life pro tips#money saving#life hacks#rotisserie chicken#cooking#homemade#food#soup#recipes#breaking news#costco
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Here it is!!! The new and improved Weird, Wonderful and Useful web spreadsheet. Here you'll find:
Useful websites
Websites you didn't know you needed in your life
Quirky, old school corners of the web
Obscure javascript experiments by fun computer nerds
Websites to help out writers
Websites to learn new shit
& more!!
plus! you'll find a list of useful browser extensions & good (legal) free software to use in the second tab.
Because i am a neurotic nerd, you will find:
things are sorted into filterable columns, primarily a category column
I have done my best to test everything in gecko browsers (firefox, waterfox, etc), chromium browsers [derrogatory] (chrome, edge etc) and webkit browsers (safari). I did not test mobile on most stuff because why would you use the internet for useful things on mobile when desktop exists and is infinitely superior in every way imaginable.
I have done my best to note down whatever advertising you might find on the site without an adblocker. that said, get ublock origin today and elevate your internet experience by eliminating ads from the internet.
i have also helpfully told you if the thing requires an account or not.
if i missed something absolutely awesome in either tab, please drop me a line in the replies to this post, my tumblr inbox (sonicenvy.tumblr.com/ask) or by email at [email protected]. i want to know about all the best, coolest, most underground parts of the web.
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The worst my phone screen has ever been:
If you also have ADHD, terminal clumsiness, and a phone with a broken screen protector & no armor, let this be a reminder to fix that situation.
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Today’s chip is about a lesson
#funny#chipsbag#meme#shitposting#advice#life pro tips#lifelessons#too funny#lol memes#humor#hilarious#dank memes#funny memes#tumblr memes#cursed#cursed content
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Always hit wasps nests with a stick to check if they’re real or not
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Disappoint your parents early on so when you come out it's not even close to the worst they've felt about having you
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HOW TO LEARN SPANISH
So, Rap Monster learned english from watching "F•R•I•E•ND•S", yeah? Sooo,,, does that mean that if I listen to "No Mutuas" by "Fake Fruit" while reading the lyrics to "No Mutuals" by "Fake Fruit" for, say, 4 hours, and then listen to "No Mutuals" by "Fake Fruit" while reading the the lyrics to "No Mutuas" by "Fake Fruit" for, say, 1.27 hours, for a few weeks straight, then will my SPANISH improve? Or will it get worse because I cannot hear anyone who would like to converse with me in SPANISH or teach me preterite tense in SPANISH? Por favor, mis mutuas, necesito ayuda. (Gracias para tu ayuda tambien mis mutuas, de antemano.)
#spanish#learning languages#language learning#rm#f•r•i•e•n•d•s#friends#fake fruit#please listen to the band fake fruit#i plead you#no mutuals#no mutuas#mutuals#mutuas#bilingual#life pro tips#music#alt rock#rock#indie rock#indie#ayudame#español#espanol#walkertalkers#/j
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If you ever need Stuff, and it can be (or has to be) slightly old, and doesn't have to be *specific* it just needs to *work*,
look for surplus sales.
Surplus sales are when a public/state entity (think universities, department of transportation, etc) needs to get rid of stuff. There are strict rules about them getting rid of stuff, and often, if it still works, they can't throw something away. [state rules may vary, I am speaking from the US so country rules definitely may vary]
It doesn't matter that it's out of date, that it doesn't run the programs they need, that every other desk in the building has those fancy holes for wires to disappear into and this one doesn't. They have to make it available to other departments and then offer it to the public. (Also this cuts down on trash/recycling/disposal costs, also also I think any income from surplus might just be free money that they can add to the budget without having to have detailed plans for it.)
My local university surplus updates its inventory once a week and is open twice a week: Once for people involved in the university, and then later for the public to pick over.
I needed a monitor that was <24 inches for desk space reasons, and had a VGA connection, for old-computer reasons. 25 cents. TWENTY-FIVE CENTS, on a table of older monitors. They have plenty of newer monitors for more, if you need 40-inch HDMI etc etc, but they aren't retail-price either. Computers labeled as "no hard drive" or "for parts only" or whole computers that actually work, would you like an iMac for like $300??
I needed a new office chair, I mentioned recently. Surplus listed having "39 rolling chairs" in stock. I went and they ranged from basically exactly the chair I was replacing to fancy ergonomic whatevers. I got a new chair -- $30 for one that, glancing at the Staples website, would be about $300 new. Pulls to the right a little bit if I'm rolling it down a hallway but I'm not so who cares.
And it's not just office supplies and furniture? When the food service department replaces stuff, same rules apply. When the drama department gets rid of costumes and props.
Lots of 3-ring binders for 25 cents apiece. Aprons, same. I think 25c might be the minimum they can price stuff at. Sports stuff. A/V equipment. Cameras. wires and wood.
Also used cars, and fancy lab/janitorial equipment if you need a $4000 medical-grade freezer for $200[as is, functionality unknown] or a $10,000 floor scrubber for $800[works], but in my experience those are auctions rather than being loaded into the surplus warehouse.
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