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what do you call a pan guy named nick who works at a CD store?
pan nick at the disc co
:)
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Aro/ace people when they remember the aro/ace character who is cured with the "power of love" from some shit 2000's show:
#ik who i am talking about#lgbt#lgbt jokes#meme#aroace#lgbt memes#aroace memes#aroace moment#aromantic#asexual
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#lesbians#lesbian pride#lesbian goals#gay girls#girl who likes girls#gay love#tvseries#gaypride#lgbt jokes#gay jokes
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#memes#lol#meme#funny#dank memes#fresh memes#haha#lgbtq#lgbt memes#lgbt jokes#pansexual#pansexual memes#pansexual jokes
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being gay in the Wizarding World must be so hard
WLW means both Wizard loving Wizard and Witch loving Witch
#Harry Potter#lgbtq community#lgbt jokes#lgbt memes#lgbtq#WLW#harry potter wlw#bisexual#Luna Lovegood#Ginny Weasley#linny#drarry#wolfstar#pansmione#snarry#Funny Harry Potter#jegulus#gay memes#deamus#starbucks
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cutely eats your gender
#shitpost#lgbtq#trans#multigender#pangender#genderfluid#queer#transgender#trans jokes#mogai#lgbtq+#lgbt#lgbtq jokes#lgbt jokes#trans memes#nonbinary#nonbinary jokes#nonbinary memes#exclusionists dni#transmeds dni#terfs dni
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Horrible trans pickup lines I just made up:
"Damn girl, are you trans? Cause your pronouns gotta be cu/tie 😏"
"Damn girl, did you take estrogen to get an ass that phat? 😏"
"I wanna marry you so I can make you HRTee-hee every day <3"
"Hey handsome, you got gender dysphoria? Because dys heart is beating phor ya"
"Hey hot-stuff, you in the gender binary? Because there's nary a doubt that I'm feelin' bi for you"
"Hey cutie, are you gonna get top-surgery? Cause you should get whatever surgery you need if it means you can top me all night long 😏"
#i'm sorry#lmao jk i'm not bitch#txt#txt post#jokes#bad jokes#dad jokes#trans shitposting#transgender#trans jokes#lgbt#lgbt jokes
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What are my pronouns? Well, I use I/me/my pronouns, anything beyond that seems like someone else's problem
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Terry Pratchett novel about an nonbinary troll who's name is a clever play on a programming language because trolls have silicon brains and are essentially organic computers. Or the troll's name is some version of two or something idk.
And it's a Watch novel.
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my mum trying to hype me up: you're gonna be ace
me, wearing my black ring: sure am mum
#ok to reblog#textpost#text post#asexual#asexuality#asexual jokes#black ring#black#ring#funny#lgbtqia#lgbtqia+#lgbt jokes#mum
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Me with splatoon
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A joke by my younger brother,
You wanna know why LGBT people never use the rook in chess?
It’s because they can only move straight
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Something I said the other night
“As an asexual… I often have dreams of getting railed-“
No context is funnier
#asexual#acespec#ace pride#asexual pride#asexual post#asexual positivity#asexual problems#lgbtqia#lgb alliance#lgbtq#lgbtq community#lgbt pride#lgbtq positivity#lgbt jokes#asexual jokes
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seeing super cool/pretty alt people in public when im in uniform SUCKS. I know i look like a generic straight girl but im not. IM NOT STARING AT YOU IN HOMOPHOBIA. YOURE JUST THE COOLEST PERSON IVE EVER SEEN BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU. the only way they can tell im queer is if im lurking in dangerfield again
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Guys....im in a predicament
I'm pansexual
But
But
But
I've been banned from the kitchen due to...previous incidents
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“A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock.”
Lesbians after having sex:
#I can hear this image in my head#also why have one key when you can just make a copy of one???#or like…get one made?#or just buy one?#anyway#lesbians#lesbian#lgbt jokes#lgbt
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