lfm yearly report i love you

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j’ai écrit un fanfic pour les faux-monnayeurs qu’est ce que tu crois mdr

Das Intruder Racing Team stellt sich vor.

On était chez @lfmradio dans l’émission de @popo_lfmradio pour parler des projets de Lhiroyd et jouer à des jeux 🔥📻🙏🏽 Merci pour l’accueil 👍🏽 Le podcast est disponible sur le site de la radio👀 #radio #artist #lfm #lfmradio #afro #afropop #rnb #hiphop #afrobeat #afrolove #music (à LFM Radio) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpFIHrkrpF0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy Birthday kinky cutie! Bday spanks?

Thank you thank you, my mostfavmutual!

Spanks, yes please! I'll be waiting with bells on.... and nothing else.

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shl women thought of the day: luo fumeng

(soooo tempted to just stop there and be like That’s The Thought! there was a tweet last year that was like ‘shl watchers, what’s something you think everyone who’s only read tyk should know’ and someone answered ‘wkx’s hot lesbian aunt’ [update: i remembered the way they described her slightly wrong] and honestly, so true bestie. anyway that is not in fact The Only Thought)

luo fumeng in a scifi au. how much more terrifying and outlandish and widely spread the rumors about the department of the unfaithful are when they skip across the galaxy in vids and encrypted messages, when you never know what passenger on the same transport as you might be part of it, they say you can’t even tell one of the ghost women from a normal human, they say the department has eyes and ears and bugs everywhere, they say they’re called ghosts because they can walk through walls to confront men who take advantage of women, and their leader is the biggest rumor of all. is she a being from another galaxy who landed here and was displeased with what she saw? is she an AI, created from the code of one of the founders of modern hyperspeed technology, who had her invention stolen out from under her by a jealous lover? is she a cyborg, having exchanged her humanity for strength and invulnerability?

SINCE WHEN DID A WOVEN SONG GET OVER 5000 HITS?!?!?!?

one day i'm gonna end up mad enough, sleep deprived enough, or drunk/high enough or some combo of all three and i'm gonna black the fuck out and pen an entire essay about fandom reading comprehension and the inherent misogyny in comic book writing.

DAY 7!!!!!!! ft. their kiddos™

Emma & Maia Spillane come from entirely different AU-verses (AND AUs in AUs!!!), but I think it's important to show them together!!! just look at them 🥺🥺🥺

ANYWAYS

a family can be a pair of wlws who went on an epic lovers to enemies to lovers arc, the brunette's traumatized niece turned adoptive daughter, and (the brunette's biological daughter [AU]) their foundling daughter whom they said "it's free real estate", AND their 2 cats.

[also emma's hair is now more of a reddish-brown bc i like retconning my own hc's. anyways they're just a smol bean and needs to be protected 🥺🥺🥺 meanwhile maia is almost spitting image of helene, if more brown-ish haired. & also its important to say SHE is a national treasure, please give her a knife >:3]

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AND THAT'S A WRAP!!! Thank you everyone for coming with me on this week long celebration of one (1) canon marriage (JAMES OH MY GOD,,,, YES, STILL I AM 😭🥺💕) TURNED art showcase for my beloved fictional women,,, I have never been more alive making this while in the last stretches of me finalizing my outputs for this semester!!! like girl. the energies that possessed me. @jamesshawgames keeps doing it to 'em (ME) and i'm ALWAYS just shockedpikachu.png about it

ANYWAYS MRRP 💕 María & Helene's bridal photoshoot + reception is the next of my projects, but i'm adding in the canon design variant so stay tuned <3

lfm yearly report ^_^

no wonder i get insane spotify ads

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!

May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.

Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:

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8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/

9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes

10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028

11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/

12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/

13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

And Lastly,

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165

@ndrew_lawrence on Twitter:

it’s possible there’s some sort of “brewsters millions” thing going on where elon has to lose $44B or else he has to spend time with his children

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