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"Now let me get this straight Skinner, you call hamburgers Steamed Hams?"
"It's a reigonal dialect lieutenant, Steamed Hams is what we used to call hamburgers in upstate New York"
"Now that's strange because my wife's from Utica and i've never heard her use the phrase 'Steamed Hams' before"
"Well it must be some sort of Albany expression then"
"Albany huh I'll have to look into that. Now you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?"
"Could we get going Columbo, I've had a busy day and I have no more time for your pointless small talk"
"One more thing Seymour, what is happening over there?"
"Um, Aurora Boreali"
"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this parking lot?"
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Forbidden Planet (1956, Fred M. Wilcox)
Scariest scene in Forbidden Planet before he Morbs all over Frank Drebin.
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Priscilla Presley, Leslie Nielsen, The Naked Gun, 1988
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