LEGO Bottle Smash

| Lego bricks by legogermany_official

| contains: pouring & playing w/ Lego bricks

Yandere 07 Donatello x Platonic Reader hcs.

I'm going to do one for all of the 07 bois because they deserve love.

On god, I swear to you, all Donatello[s] fall fast in their obsession. Even if its not a human, even if its a fandom or something of the sort. '18,'14,'03, '07, I don't care, they fall fast.

You were so nice to him and he wanted to know more about this nice human who treats people well. He had a heart attack when he found out you were a kid, like, you're a kid, and interacting with people online? Oh no no nononono. You are NOT going to be back online without Donnie finding out.

Donnie monitors your online presence and hacks into things so you stay where he thinks you should. He makes all of your Youtube [or the tmnt equivalent] to be ultra kid friendly material and puts a lot of lego cooking food ASMRs on there for some reason??Got any music apps? He blocks any artists who make explicit music [by his taste]. He monitors all that you, and tries to find out all that he can about you, by using your socials. He is proud that haven't posted anything to private, but since you are a kid, ignorant to the world, he does find out some personal information.

You automatically call the nice person who helped you through fixing your broken appliance whenever there is a problem, so then Donatello hacks into your devices and makes it seem like your appliance is broken so that you have to ask him for help. It makes him feel nice inside to be wanted.

Once Leonardo comes back and forces the turtles to go and patrol New York, Donatello finally sees you for the first time, and he wants to protect you, you look so innocent, so full of life, and he wants to make sure that nothing can happen to that innocence.

Upon seeing you and recognizing you because of your voice, he wants to kidnap you, sorry, take you home, right then and there, but he recognizes that he can't because of the others.

But when he can, ohohohoho, you will be in the sewers in less than 12 hours. He has badly prepared to have you 'home' and had to call Mikey in order to make it livable for you. which leads me to the fact that yes, Mikey did help him, but also 'ratted him out to the rat': "Hey, Sensei, can I bring a human home? Since Donnie got to?" "He did what.?"

Splinter bursts in because,, human. And puts you back on the surface after apologizing to you when he sees that you don't want to be here.

Donnie gets upset, and takes you back, putting you in a different part of the sewers where he watches you during his job, and when he's not busy, visits you.

"Hey... I um. Don't know if I count as a dad, but I want to protect you. Is that weird? anyway, do you recognize me? it's me! Donnie!" "...Why are you so scared?"

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Fastest Growing Fandoms on AO3 This Week (06/13/2022)

Every week I pull data on how many fics are in each fandom and compare to the previous week, then calculate the percentage increase to determine fastest growing fandoms.  Since this naturally skews towards smaller fandoms, I have included the same data filtered to Over 1k, 5k, & 10k fics.

Overall:

Over 1,000 Fics:

Over 5,000 Fics:

Over 10,000 Fics:

Source: AO3 Fandom Dashboard

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⋆dni if nsfw/kink, dd/lg, map, radfem, or transmed⋆

⋆video by momoslimes_⋆

Gimme Morro audio requests im bored and they dont have any >:<

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this was part of a garmadump but im singling it out because it's the funniest shit to me

Crocodile Building by lego

this is magic

Guys, this channel popped up on my YouTube recommendations last night and I am so helplessly enchanted...

Watch this shit with me, okay?

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ASMR - Red Son fanfic

Red Son desperately needed sleep. It had been 2 days that he had been working tirelessly, hoping that the accumulated fatigue would knock him out, but he couldn't in any way fall asleep. He rubbed his eyes in a fit of annoyance, his nervousness growing by the minute. Just at that moment his cell phone gave a very annoying trill for him who right now was on the edge of his nerves, to let him know that he had just received a notification. He grabbed it with all intention of hurling it against the wall (he could afford another one), when his eye fell on the message highlighted on the screen. It was from that Dragon Girl's blog … Mei. NEW LIVE ASMR IS ABOUT TO START !! COME JOIN US!! ASMR? What was it about? Red Son got up from his desk chair, heading for the bed, his eyes on his cell phone as he searched for the meaning of that strange term. The term autonomous sensory meridian response (literally "autonomous meridian sensory response"; in acronym ASMR) indicates a mild tingling sensation in various parts of the body, mostly accompanied by a state of mental relaxation. Numerous stimuli contribute to arousing it: cerebral (thoughts or ideas) or of a visual, auditory or tactile nature, perceived by a subject in an active or passive way. "Humans really do these things to help them sleep? Weird…". He lay down on the bed and, despite the slight skepticism, still decided to take a look at what the girl was doing. Her smiling face appeared on the screen, illuminated by a single light in the room, which gave the environment a more suffused and intimate atmosphere; in front of her she had a Blue Yeti microphone and in her hands she was holding a pair of make-up brushes. "Good evening everyone and welcome to our new ASMR appointment", he began to speak whispering, repeating several times some of the words, accompanying everything with light beaks given to the air or by gently clicking the tongue against the palate, producing pleasant rhythmic sounds; all this by slowly sliding the brushes along the microphone, creating a sound that Red Son had never heard at such a high pitch, but nevertheless pleasant to listen to. They were so strangely relaxing that the Prince didn't even realize he was slowly drifting off to sleep. When his eyes finally closed, the cell phone still clasped in his hands, he was already snoring lightly, while a soft smile peeked out on his lips. He was finally resting in peace.