#leggsy
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I’ll always be there for you.
#me: what if i made Them not hurt in the future#me: nah#art#dungeons and dragons#character design#sketches#dnd art#elves#oc: eden#oc: Leggsi
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So i looked through my notes on my phone and I found this from last july and
Look.
Look I was going through a lot:
LoTRkenny
Leggsy: Anya yous seen what’s goin on edge a camp?
Eowyn: More arriving or more deserting?
Leggsy: Bit a both
Eowyn: Fuck boys this trending on twitter?
L: Ain’t breaking news, I concur
E: And yet…
L: More the reason folk’re desertin
E: Comin up on the fourth age here, Legs
Gimli: Yer outs a letters, leg o lamb, solves the puzzles
L: Yhear about this cave?
G: I’m waitin to sees if I should takes offense
L: No I mean it’s like, a famous cave, everyone knows about it, humans and elves I mean
E: You’re asking if we heard of the famous cave everyone knows.
L: Yeah
G: Nos
L: well. Thing is, about this cave. Is. Folks are sayin.
Aragorn: Fuck sake bud I’m prepared to reforge my foot in your ass, why don’t you look to the east to see if you can find the fuckin point
L: Haunted
A: Oh fer fucks sake
G: How haunted
L: i don’t know, marginally?
G: No I means haunted by what? Dwarves?
E: Elves?
G: Wights?
A: The dearly departed spirit of my good mood?
L: Humans. Warriors. Human warriors.
A: Ah well no surprise there on account a not bein immortal, surprised you can swing a dead warg without hittin the ghost of a human warrior, poor guys don’t have it so good as some of us
G: Lady Galadriels says each of us had a place and a roles ta play in this worlds
E: Does she now?
A: You got about two more Lady Galadriel Says to spend today fuck make sure you gets your money’s worth
L: See thing is, these are special guys.
E: Ug, really?
A: Okay leggsy, leggsy okay, let me ask you this: what is it that makes these dead fellas so special?
L: Well have you ever heard of the human men who betrayed Isuldur?
G:
E:
A: I recollect.
L: Well, people are sayin, that is, that it’s those….guys
G: Might want to upgrade that “marginally” to “substantially” there, Lego Waffle.
A: Yer tellin me we’re fixin to square up against half a mordor and near all what’s left a isengard, and you thought you MIGHT mention our proximity to “special guys.”
E: Hold on
A: Can’t hold it
E: Wait a second
A: I figure a whole epoch’s waitin enough
E: You’re tellin me you’re seriously fixin to consider squaring up alongside a whole mountain full a traitorous ghouls when there’s flesh and blood people here and now ready to fight for what’s theirs?
A: How many verses you got in this song,
E: I’ll keep singin until someone starts listening.
A: Right. Pitter patter
G: You certain about this course of action good buddy?
L: These’re traitorous oathbreakers.
G: Allegedlys.
L: You might wanna upgrade that to factuallys. When a friend asks for help you help em.
A: I don’t aim to sit here and debate whether or not to make a social call when the welfare a the realms a men are at stake, reckon it’s time to quit gassin and start sassin
E: You guys go on ahead, I got my own thing goin on
G: You keeps your good spirit and stays active even when your dad says you can’t rides out like you wants, that’s what I appreciates about you Miss Eowyns
E: Is that what you appreciates about me?
A: Hobbit back in the hole there, squirrelly g….
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Saruman: Gr-r-r-r-rima!
Grima: SRMan!
S: We are cast out.
G: exiled
S: WANDERERS
G: Homeless
S: ENEMIES made of all civilized realms
G: OUTCASTS!
S: Repetitive.
G: Saruman
S: GRIMA! Think of it. Where is the last place they will expecting our seeds to find purchase?
G: Your seed?!
S: our. Seeds. Of deeds.
G: I was gonna say
S: We dedicated servants of the <whispers> (((((dark lord)))) who are accustomed to swaying nations and kings, where would we never DEIGN to show our faces?
G: The city?
S: The opposite.
G: D-desperate
S: Depressing
G: Demonstrably
S: Determinedly
G: Distressingly?
S: DIABOLICALLY.
G: SRMAN.
S: We ride for the Shire, Grima. We hide out with the hicks.
G: Tonight?
S: to now! Make ready our steeds.
G: We only escaped with the one steed
S: THEN MAKE READY HIM.
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Samwise: More Lembas Mr Frodo?
Frodo: No thank you Sam. I’ve lost my taste for lembas bread.
S: You need to eat, Mr Frodo. You’ve barely slept. You’ll never make it to Mordor if you don’t conserve your strength.
F: The ring is getting heavier, Sam. I can feel him searching for it, needing it. I scarcely can bear it.
S: You will, Frodo. I know you will.
F: Sam. Thank you, Sam, i would be quite lost without your help.
Gollum: FUCKS SAKE IF YOU TWO AREN’T FUCKING INSUFFERABLE, WE’S HEADING TO A VOLCANO BUT WATCHIN YOU COWS MOO AT EACH OTHER HAS ME WORRIED ABOUT A WHOLE DIFFERENT KIND OF MOUNTIN
S: You watch how you speak to him you devil you!
G: FUCK YOU GAMGEE EVERY DAY IS SMEAGOL’S BIRTHDAY WHEN IT COMES TO KICKING TWELVE SHITS OUT OF YOU, IT’S THE ONLY ITEM THAT’S ON MY AMAZON WISH LIST THAT ISN’T SPERMICIDAL GUMMIES FOR YOUR MOM, I’LL BLOW OUT MY CANDLES OVER YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODY AND WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YA FAT FUCK
F: Calm yourself Smeagol…
G: FUCK YOU MASTER THE ONLY THING MORE PRECIOUS THAN YOU TWO PICKING OUT PLACE SETTINGS IS THE SOUNDS YOUR MOM MAKES WHEN SHE DANGLES HER RING PIECE OVER MY WHITE TOWER
S: Fuck you Gollum
G: FUCK YOU GAMGEE YOUR MOM SWORE ALLEGIANCE TO MY BROWN-EYE OF SAURON, TELL HER TO GO EASIER ON MY TATERS THAT SILLY SLUT LIKES TO PLAY CHEF AND BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN HER MOUTH, MAYBE THAT’S WHY HER BREATH COULD BURN DOWN LAKE TOWN
F: Fuck you smeagol!
G: FUCK YOU MASTER MY ELVEN DAGGER GLOWS BLUE WHEN YOUR MOM’S FIFTH ORGASM IS NEAR, TOO BAD SHE SMELLS LIKE THE DEAD FUCKING MARSHES, TALK ABOUT STINGING THE NEXT MORNING, IF I WANTED TO CATCH FISH I’D A STAYED IN THE FUCKIN CAVE
Samwise and Frodo: FUCK you Smeagol!!
G: FUCK YOU BOTH TELL YOUR MOMS TO CONSIDER MY OFFER TO PARTIALLY SUBSIDIZE THEIR BOOBJOBS FUCKING SAGGINS OF SAG END IT’S EMBARRASSING FUCKS SAKE WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M ALWAYS CHOKING ON?
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Aragorn: Gandalf?
Gandalf: How’reyanow?
Aragorn: You fell.
G: At’s right. Through fire... and water... From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the uh Balrog of Morgoth. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and everyday was as long as a life-age of the earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I have been sent back, until my task is done.
Legolas: (under his breath) Gandalf’s a piece a shit…..
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HELLO LEGGSY PART 2
hold your thot, hold your thot.
#black sails#luke arnold#oh lord he's killing me#with that leg and half unbuttoned shirt and wet hair#first page pyjama party#pyjama party#the ten thousand doors of january#tiktok#screenscaps#my post
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MY secret is that once like 7 years ago I was reading a "funny" self reader insert fic aloud to a friend and accidentally said my own name instead of Y/N because I was so used to it and it was so embarrassing and I still think about it everyday
lmao i'm sorry that happened! i'm sure it's not as embarrassing in reality as it feels in your head, but that's a dangerous situation to be in. my sister and i used to read one direction self-insert fanfiction together as a joke and we always used the name "leggsy" in place of y/n because we didn't want to use our own names. i still say it sometimes when i see y/n in the fanfiction i'm reading. when quarantine first started i also started reading a kylo ren smut fic out loud to my friends over facetime (also as a joke) and i had to stop because i wasn't about to say shit like "he shoved so far his cock down my throat" out loud in front anybody.
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just saw leggsy from the sons of the forest
would
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When the plot you’re daydreaming about doesn’t magically write itself on a word document
#writer#tumblr writers#writeblr#fanfiction#ao3#author struggles#fanfiction author#novel#book#bookstagram#bookblr#reading#writing#author#original characters#original story#leggsy#olivia#ocs#plot#plotting#pansting#plantsing
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I seeee 👀 I have predicted this for you. It came true so hand over the money for my prediction. Pay up 💰💰
ANYWAYS CONGRATS ON 400 YOU AMAZING WRITING LIL BEECH YOURE DOING AMAZING AND YOU DESERVE THEM ALL CANT WAIT TO SEE U HIT 500!!!
BEECH MY ONE AND ONLY🥺 how you gon make me pay when you my sugar momma🥺 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY (bye I don’t think you like that name but idc) I LOVE YOU LEGGSI😘😘😘😘
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#out of collars ( ooc )#melli’s cat things#Taigi is doing some light adventuring today#he’s still wobbly and takes breaks while walking#and mostly stays in/around his nest but#he goes out to adventure#and almost broke his neck trying to jump#on that chair with no strength in his lil hind legs Isa#*leggsies
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Leggsie
Hi Anna dear!
Gracious! This showmance is dragging!
Anyway, I have far too many musician friends and saw this today:
It came from a guy named Canyon Kafer (to give credit where credit is due) and its public on Facebook
NOT that anyone but jazz musicians would EVER GET it.
After a lot of explaining from sax players:
The music is a tune by Chick Corea called “Got a Match?”
Got a Match on Cumberbatch
Musicians think they have a great sense of humour 🤪
Xoxo
Leggsie.
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And they do have a great sense of humour Leggsie. It’s just that it would have flown right over my head without the explanation :P
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Ok this is very random, but I may have named my car after your url on accident... I own a Subaru Legacy and since I'm a Kingsman fan I decided to mix the names together to create "Leggsy". The name sounded familiar though but I didn't think much of it... until I saw your url appear on my dash again... So I hope you don't mind having another Leggsy out there on the streets ;)
omg i love this !!! :^)
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the leggsy bird is on point.
lmao thank
his stance is impeccable
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I came to tumblr to follow Like 2 artists But here you go have mine babies
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