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spellboundcities · 6 months
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Another bout of shenanigans from yours truly
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deadlynedly · 2 years
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is this anything
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coralinejones · 2 years
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“two days later” SHUT UP!!!! who tf came up with that!! and most importantly WHY!! it fucked up the pacing, emotional impact, took all the answers we needed from us!! it was such a stupid decision fr
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bazberkker · 1 year
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In honor of seeing Nikolai Lanstov in S&B S2, I will be taking my asexual flag down permanently because HOLY SHIT BRO
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alphacrone · 1 year
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"keep christ in christmas" ok so why aren't you leaving out wine and crackers for him next to santa's shit, hmm??
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ding-dong-diddly-dick · 11 months
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Not femme as in “feminine”, femme as in “damn im so bored I wish I had a butch to bully rn”
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wouldvebeensweet · 1 month
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i would commit a federal crime to hear would’ve could’ve should’ve live
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vanesawye · 7 days
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anyone have a download link to the passenger?
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an-android-in-a-tutu · 10 months
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ngl people have a sacred right to be wrong on the internet however they choose but when your confidently stated opinion abt a fictional character makes it so clear you simply weren't paying attention and don't care about him why are you bothering forming an opinion at all.
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renchanters · 1 year
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wow i can’t believe sneegsnag swept the entire tournament. not contested even a little bit. 100% for every round he was in wowwwww that’s crazy that’s crazy
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owlberries · 4 months
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there are two wolves inside me. one has already spent too much money on life series merch. the other wants to also get the pins. my family is starving. please help.
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keithkog · 3 hours
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I would like to preface this by saying this story is entirely made up and not true. I totally did not cause public mayhem.
If you didn’t know, back in the quantum abyss I adopted a space wolf named Kosmo. He’s an amazing companion and one of my best friends. We both share a bit of a rebellious, dare I say stubborn, streak though. Today, I took him to a Earth dog park.
Space wolves are 1. Wolves and 2. Can teleport, so you can imagine how people were instantly perturbed by the sight of my wolf. Though, a lot of people do still recognize me for my past work, so I think anyone who was confused was filled in by others who knew I had strong ties to space.
Anyways I played fetch with Kosmo for a bit, and told him quietly not to teleport yet. We did this a few times before he slipped up and teleported, right next to a owner and their yorkie. The yorkie let out a high pitched squeak while the owner of the yorkie fell down on their butt in the grass.
A lot of people reacted to this, though there was this one kid who started saying how cool the ‘dog’ was and ran over. Got no clue where this kid’s parents were, but I let him pet Kosmo. Thennn Kosmo teleported himself and the kid to a park bench. The kid yelped but then started yelling about how cool it was.
I let them play for a while before Lance came into the dog park… And instantly stepped in dog poop. He started complaining that nobody had picked it up and it was their fault. At that point, it was time to go home. Kosmo may have scared a few more people on the way out but uh.. Obviously couldn’t have prevented that.
-Keith
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noiselessbuck · 2 years
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welcome to the roommate group and/or polycule please check a box for what you can contribute:
dishes guy
laundry guy
catches spiders guy
steam games guy
scheduling guy
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doomdoomofdoom · 1 month
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sometimes piracy isnt just a means to an end but a moral obligation
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bazberkker · 1 year
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My biggest red flag is that I think I’m better than Richard Papen despite being just like him (I hate myself, I was the last person to know I was bisexual, I 100% think I could bag Camilla, I’m low-key attracted to Francis, I believe in murdering annoying people, etc.)
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alphacrone · 9 months
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airplanes shouldn't allow you to recline your seats. only monsters recline their seats when someone sits behind them.
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