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#leaving this here and running bye 🏃‍♀️
em-remi · 2 years
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Random Eddie Munson HCs
Hey! Haven’t written anything is such a long time and honestly really miss it! It makes me feel better and helps with the maladaptive daydreaming.
So have fun looking into my brain of how I see eddie - he’s a menace 100% (spoiler free :) ) 18+ only!
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calls his SO so many different pet names
some are super cute and heart melty
and some are like 👀 ’wait what did you just call me’?
when others call him “freak” and other shit you get so fired up
he tries to calm you down
“it’s okay bruiser let’s go home”
“come on, no bloodshed today slugger”
definitely likes to lightly bite and lick his SO
that can be their fingers, nose, chin, cheek, ankle - literally any body part
he likes your little giggles when he does it
or when you look at him like ‘really munson?’
asking to bite his dimples in return
really wanting to lick/kiss his eyes but can’t
he makes cannibal jokes after
nibbles a little bit on his hair when it’s wet
hair beard!
if you are confused he likes to grab his hair and pull over his chin like a beard
even does some voices
sometimes he’ll hold his hand (or some other tool like a spatula, hairbrush, etc) like its a microphone while he is singing a song.
then he’ll move his hand so it’s in front of your mouth silently telling you it’s your turn
sometimes you know the words and sometimes not, either way he’s giving you that bright smile and bopping his head like you are giving the performance of a lifetime.
“yeah go baby go!” as you go monotone, repeating the lyrics back to him.
gets the zoomies like a doggo
will jump off his seat like a rocket when he’s happy or excited
sometimes needs to do a little lap and then will come sit back down
okay 18+
but he definitely likes to sniff your panties
OKAY yeah I know don’t @ me!
but he does okay! take it up with eddie!
he likes when you laugh or shout at him to stop or when you even get a little bit more turned on bc of it
you can’t really blame him when you are giving him all that positive reinforcement!
you guys will watch saturday morning cartoons together
sitting cross-legged with cereal in your laps
sometimes wayne would have just came back from a shift and sleeping so you guys know to keep it down
i’ve seen other people talk about how he doesn’t eat a lot of fruit/veggies
and I totally agree
the little shit will mispronounce words on purpose
sometimes his poker face is so good you can’t tell if he’s joking or not
“what is a man-go?”
loves messing with you
one year he licked a banana slug and his whole mouth and tongue went numb for like an hour.
he was ‘oh shit i’m gonna be numb forever!’
trying to decide how long he should wait it out until getting help/telling someone
it went away so all was good
okay i’m projecting that one happened to me at camp one year
i don’t remember how old i was - maybe middle school age - I got dared okay!
speaking of eddie & dares
at the beginning of the relationship you felt like you had to be the sane one and tell him not to do shit
“no eddie don’t let your buddy tase you!”
“get off the ground you are not licking that!”
didn’t take long to learn that he is just fucking with you - he likes you telling him no
he finds it funny and it makes him feel like you care
so it turns from “don’t eddie or I swear to god” into “yeah babe do it”
and he just looks at you, eyes widening telling you he’s gonna
and you just stare back like ‘do it - i wanna see’
just staring each other down
turns into a game of chicken
he usually backs down
but honestly depending on the audience
you are a polaroid couple 100%
he has a sweet little picture of you in his wallet 🥺
and one of you looking like an absolute demon
it’s all about balance you see
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hardstraykidshours · 1 year
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Thinking about changbin’s bottom lip and biting into it and sucking on it ok bye 👋🏻🏃‍♀️💨
i'm glad i'm not the only one who's ever had this thought about changbin (okay i've had it about literally all of the members, but we're not gonna talk about it). anywho i definitely got a little carried away with writing this one so hopefully you like it. thank you so much for the request!
❤️ abbie & courtney
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pairing: changbin x afab!reader
genre: smut, 18+ (minors dni)
length: 1.4k
warnings: profanity, sexual/suggestive content, biting, unprotected sex (wrap before you tap), cream pie, afab reader, nsfw 18+ (minors dni)
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you break away from changbin for a moment, panting as you try to catch your breath. you smile at the way his hair is already mussed and his pupils blown. he looks completely fucked-out even though you’re both still half-dressed and just getting started. you shouldn’t be surprised though, this happens every time you haven’t seen each other in a while. 
between him visiting his parents for the holidays and the different events he’s had to perform at, it’s been three grueling weeks since you’ve seen him. three miserable weeks since you’ve been able to feel his lips on yours. three torturous weeks since you’ve felt his throbbing cock beneath you. the second he walked through the door he tossed his bag to the side while you basically threw yourself at him, both of you full of passion and completely desperate for each other. 
and now here you are, straddling his lap and making out with him while running your hands up his bare chest, both of your shirts having been discarded carelessly somewhere between the door and the couch. 
you don’t know how long you kiss him before pulling away. it could have been minutes or hours of your mouths and tongues intertwining. all you know is that you waited until you felt like your lungs were going to explode from the lack of proper breathing before breaking the connection. 
you continue to scan changbin’s body while you catch your breath, eyes darting across every inch of him, soaking it all in. soaking him in. fuck, you missed him so much.
as your eyes move back to his face you don’t miss the way his gaze is unmoving, focused entirely on your chest. he’s completely fixated with how your breasts push against the delicate lace of your bra with every heaving breath. your heart flutters under his gaze, you feel like he’s worshiping you with his eyes, and you don’t know if you have ever felt sexier in your entire life than you do in this moment.
your eyes start to scan him again as your breath finally starts returning to normal, but your roving gaze stops when it reaches his lips. holy fuck. his lips are always perfect, but your intense make out session has made them even more plump than normal. you can do nothing but stare at how full and inviting they look right now, glistening slightly with the remnants of your saliva. bright hot arousal shoots straight to your core when his tongue briefly darts out, wetting his lips even more. 
before you can stop yourself, or even fully process what you’re doing, you lean forward and pull his juicy bottom lip between your teeth. changbin’s hands fly to your hips at the sudden sensation, gripping them firmly as if to stabilize himself. a low groan leaves his throat when you bite down harder than you normally would, dragging your teeth across it as you withdraw. 
“wha…what was that?” he asks, when you fully pull away, voice laced with curiosity. 
“i, uh…just...sorry.” you stumble over your words while looking away. you feel your cheeks heat as you do, suddenly embarrassed by your spontaneous action. “your lips just looked so plump. and inviting. and i just had the sudden urge to sink my teeth into them. sorry, i should have asked first.”
“no no no, it’s okay!” he quickly reassures you, tipping your chin up with his hand so you can see the sincerity in his eyes. “i’m not mad, just a little surprised. i was not expecting you to do that, but that doesn’t mean i didn’t like it.”
“yeah?” you ask, a shy smile starting to creep up your face.
“oh yes. in fact, i wouldn’t be mad if you did it again.”
“oh?”
you don’t miss the way he swallows thickly when your gaze drops back to his juicy lips, and your smile transforms into a devious grin at the thought of sinking your teeth into them again. “no, definitely quite the opposite of mad.”
“well in that case...” your sentence drifts off as you lean forward and pull his bottom lip between your teeth, biting down like you did before. but this time you don’t withdraw immediately. instead you wrap one of your hands around the back of his neck to pull him closer as you suck hard on his lip, drawing it through your teeth and further into your mouth. 
his chest rumbles against yours as he loudly groans at the feeling, and you feel his cock twitch slightly beneath you, begging to be released from his sweats. 
you hum against his mouth as you pull away slightly, pleased with his reaction. “since you liked that so much, maybe you’ll also like this.”
you dip your head and attach your mouth to the sensitive skin along the side of his neck, giving it the same treatment as you did his bottom lip. a low curse escapes him, transforming into a low moan as you continue to work your lips and teeth along the column of his throat. the rough movements of your mouth are most definitely going to leave some marks, and you know you both will be hearing about it later, but right now you don’t care. all you can focus on is the taste of his skin and the sweet sounds pouring from his lips. and from the way he has started desperately thrusting his hips up into yours, you know he would much rather receive a lecture about hickies than stop you in this moment. 
the noises coming from him only intensify as you continue, growing louder and more frequent until it’s basically an endless stream of moans and curses. all of a sudden you feel his fingers intertwine in your hair, using it as leverage to quickly pull you away. he stares at you while panting for a moment, pupils completely blown and dick throbbing beneath you.
“if you don’t stop and let me fuck you right now, this is all going to be over before i even get to really feel you. and it’s been too many fucking days since i felt that perfect cunt wrapped around my cock for me to wait any longer.”
the realization of what he’s saying causes heat to shoot through your veins, and you feel your already soaked panties grow impossibly wetter. you clench around nothing at the thought of him cumming from just your mouth on his neck, and you start fumbling to pull his sweats off, just as needy and desperate as him.  “as enticing as making you fall apart without ever touching your dick sounds, i don’t think i have the self control to wait any longer either, so that’s going to have to wait for another time.” 
you both make quick work of the rest of your clothes and before you can even take a breath, he’s thrusting his cock up into you, bottoming out in one hard stroke. you gasp at the sudden feeling of fullness after not having him for so long, but it takes only seconds for you to adjust. you start riding him slowly at first, but your neediness quickly takes over and you’re soon fucking him in earnest.
he slips one hand between the two of you, expertly rolling your clit in the way he knows will have you falling apart in no time. after not feeling him for so long, the sensation is overwhelming, and you feel yourself racing towards the end much faster than normal. it doesn’t take long before you’re tipping over the edge, moaning and gasping as white hot pleasure floods your veins. 
you bite down hard on his shoulder as you cum. the combination of your teeth scraping along his skin while your walls pulse around his cock is too much for him to take. changbin thrusts erratically into you a few more times before you feel his hips stutter and then bottom out as he cums deep inside you.
you both stay silently intertwined for a bit, coming down from your highs while soaking in the moment of finally being reunited.
“god, i missed you,” he whispers to you while tipping his head to rest his forehead against yours.
“i missed you too, baby,” you run your hands up his arms before gently grasping his face and kissing his cheek. “now how about we shower?” he smiles in agreement before wrapping his hands around your thighs, holding you to his chest as he stands and carries you both into the bathroom.
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bsdwhore · 3 years
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Request: Hey i love your hcs sm they're so great could i have one for chuuya with a bi s/o who flirts with kouyou all the time? I thought it would be funny
Chuuya With A Bi S/O Who Flirts With Kouyou
A/N: AHH TYYY THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE
Warning: literally makes no sense tbh
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okay so first off he doesn't care you’re bi (as he should and everyone else in this world too 🤨👆) bc he’s lowkey confused on his sexuality too damn that bandaged freak dazai
it also makes him so happy that out of all the hot people in the world you chose him 
you both appreciate men and women and just people together 😌
you’ll be like “OMG LOOK AT THAT PERSON THEY’RE SO PRETTY AND HOT AND HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL😮!!” and he’ll be like “YES OMG🤭”
anyway when you first started flirting with kouyou he was just shocked
like this is what happened:
You *coming back from an exhausting mission*
Kouyou: would you like some tea?
You: Yes please
Kouyou: okay what’s your favourite tea?
You: You shawtea 😏😏🥴
Kouyou: oh really? 😏
Chuuya *standing in the door frame*: …🧍‍♂️why am i laughing so hard making this stop nimi what the fuck its not even funny
Whenever you flirt with kouyou she lowkey flirts back. Sometimes you get embarrassed even though you were the one who started it so you have to run away  🏃‍♀️😳
You’ll be like “OMG KOUYOU IS SUCH A MILF LIKE STEP ON ME😩” and chuuya is just there like “Im right here 😐 your boyfriend”
Anyway one day he’s just had enough
“PLEASE STOP FUCKING STOP. ANYONE BUT KOUYOU PLEASE”
so you resort to flirting with gin and higuchi and tachihara and hirotsu and akutagawa instead
when you flirted with gin she didn’t respond at all she was just like 😶 but SWEAR you saw a bit of blush from under her mask
when you flirted with higuchi she just ran away, stuttering she only has eyes for akutagawa and akutagawa only
when you flirted with tachihara he also ran away, stuttering he only has eyes for the akutagawas and the akutagawas only
when you flirted with hirotsu, he was disgusted and carried on smoking🚬🧐
when you flirted with akutagawa he coughed on you and pulled rashoumon out.
Anyway then you ran to chuuya and cried because you nearly died from akutagawa
When you come back home though please reassure chuuya you aren't gonna leave him and give him lots of cuddles and kisses
“I promise I’d never leave you for a dilf, gilf, milf, pilf, ever bc i have my chilf🥰”
“A chilf?”
“Yeah a chuuya i’d like to fuck”
*sighs* “okay ig 🙄💗”
okay bye👋
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