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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Pregnant nat being clingy to everyone at the compound bc readers out on an extended mission but her clinginess keeps scaring people bc she sneaks up on them without realizing she is! so as soon as reader gets back everyone is like THANK GOD no more frights lol
Oh, this is chaotic!
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Tony
It started with Tony.
Which... was surprise.
The man was in the workshop, when Natasha walked in.
You had been gone for a few days at that point, and she was getting increasingly lonely.
The man was intently focused upon the thing he was working on, a wrench in his hands, unknown to the woman standing behind him. 
“What are you working on?”
With her question, and a hand upon his shoulder, Tony jumped out of his skin, sending the wrench in his hands flying.
Steve
The blonde had a strict (and full) diet.
A good portion of his spare time was spent in the kitchen, cooking his many meals, and prepping them for the following days.
Normally it was calm, and he was left to his vices, if not with a couple of the team members passing in and out, and hanging around and just chatting.
This had never happened before.
Arms suddenly wrapped around his middle, causing the man’s shoulders to jump up to his ears and a sharp gasp to sound from him. If it weren’t for the pregnancy bump brushing against his back, Steve would have lashed out.
You had only been gone a week, and already his heart was near exploding out of his chest with the amount of times Natasha had scared him.
Thor
The God was getting ready for bed, actually he was already in bed, he was actually tucking Mjolnir into the makeshift bed he had crafted beside his own... he’s a strange man. But it was sweet none-the-less.
With a pat to the covered handle, he smiled to his hammer, blind to the red-head who had settled into the bed behind him. “Goodnight, Mjolnir.”
“Goodnight, Thor.”
Everyone heard his scream throughout the compound that night.
Bruce
Scaring Bruce was never a smart nor wise thing to do.
And even in her hormonal and clingy state, Natasha knew not to touch him, or talk, in case she surprised him so much that his alter ego would break through.
However, she was still a pregnant woman wanting comfort from her friends and family (and people she considered so) while her partner was away on a mission without her or any other team members.
So, that's why, when Bruce was hard at work in the lab, and he turned around only to find Natasha sitting on one of the stools not too far from the scientist, a startled noise still left his mouth. He was just glad he didn’t have anything dangerous in his hands at that time.
Wanda
Natasha had no one to cuddle up to during movie nights anymore, so she was forced to find substituted for your absence.
And Wanda was the person she was brought to in that moment.
The witch might have been a mind reader, but she didn’t have senses like Peter.
So, when her attention was raptly upon the playing movie, and she suddenly felt a body press against her side, the popcorn went flying, landing all over Sam.
Which was poetic justice, in a way, considering her fear was heightened by his choice of horror movie.
Clint
Clint knew his best friend inside and out. The only person he knew more than the red-head, was his wife.
But pregnant Natasha threw him a curveball, because he still knew her, but God, was everything skewed.
Everyone knew how much she cared for his children, and with her pregnancy, she only wanted to be around children more. Maternal instincts going haywire. Clint and Laura thought it was sweet how often she would visit the family at their farm, more so during your mission away.
But one thing that the archer hated?
How when he was outside, honing his marksman skills, and more often than not, Natasha would be there, handing him an arrow. Never once failing to make him startle at her sudden presence.
He knows thinks she was doing it on purpose.
Yelena
The sisters were closer than ever since their reunion a few years ago.
No matter how much they loved once another, they still bickered like cats and dogs.
“God dammit, Natasha!”
It was hard to spook Yelena, but if anyone could do it, it would be Natasha.
“Why are you yelling?!”
All the blonde wanted to do was take a nap with her dog, walking into her dark bedroom, talking a seat on her own bed when a cats cry sounded.
“Why are you sleeping in my room, with your cat?!”
That one was Liho’s fault, Natasha liked to excuse.
You
It was late when you came back home.
The compound was silent as you walked the halls, until suddenly someone was one your back hugging you.
Now, you would have assumed it was Natasha considering how long it had been since you even had contact with your pregnant fiancé.
But you were wrong.
It was Tony.
The billionaire had his arms wrapped around your middle, hugging you close. Before you could even voice your surprised confusion, the man rushed to speak.
“Thank God, you’re back! Natasha has been driving us all up the wall, its like living in a horror movie, she scares us all the time.”
“She’s been scaring you?”
“Yeah.” He nodded into your back. “She’s been craving affection from everyone since you were gone, and she goes all super-spy to get it!”
When you got into bed that night, you woke Natasha up, causing the woman to cling to you, not letting you go for a long time.
She was by your side the whole time the next few days. Even when the other team members reacted the same way Tony had, the night you came home.
You were banned from going on missions after that. At least until the red-head gave birth.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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The fact that I have to do this is honestly extraordinary... And yet, somehow, not surprising.
In the recent months I discovered that I had one of my fics stolen, by a person kind enough to send me a message letting me know.
This person who had indeed stolen my work was already on my radar, as I myself had spotted another person's work that they had stollen.
Their blog used to be @gayestfeels26 but they now go by @simp4wanda26.
The first time they had stolen my work, I politely sent them a message asking them to take my work (and all other work that did not belong to them) down, seeing as this could greatly affect someone's love and want to write, instead of taking it public like I have been forced to do now.
They gave an... In my opinion, ridiculous excuse as to why they did what they did. They apologized, and never replied back.
Which was fine by me.
My work (and the other person's work I had spotted) was off of their blog, and I thought that was the end of it.
Until, that is, a few days ago.
When I received yet another message from someone telling me this person had stolen another work of mine.
Now, this work was stolen prior to me messaging them the first time, I just didn't spot it when I checked their blog for any more of my stolen work.
After some minimal plot that I'm assuming they wrote themselves, it cut straight to the smut I had written over on my NSFW blog, only with the names and other features changed on the character.
But now, for the receipts:
(WARNING: NSFW)
First off, proof of names and dates:
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(And not only is this insulting to me, it's also insulting to the person who requested this, only to be given work by stolen someone else)
'She really should know better' than to steal other's work and claim them as their own:
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Even the spelling mistake I made is there, only further proving that they copy and pasted my work:
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And lastly:
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But, if you need more proof... here are the fics:
The Original The Stolen
The only reason I am even making this post is because when I tried to message them about stealing my work once again, they turned off the ability to send them messages... and my stolen work is still up.
As can be seen here:
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So this is my... call-out post for lack of any better words, for them to take down not only my stolen work, but everyone else's that might have been stolen.
I'm expecting that they will also change their name again, and try to pretend that none of this has ever happened, which is honestly fine by me, as long as they take the work down, and do not do it again... but my hope is not that high...
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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My meds have worn off and this is probably a really stupid question but what does, "Y/N: Afab? No. I think some firefighters are alright." mean? Again, sorry if this is super obvious, I'm just an idiot who's genuinely confused.
Hi! Not an idiot at all, here's all you gotta know:
Afab = A female at birth.
ACAB = All cops are bastards.
So the reader, confused, thinks it means 'all firefighters are bastards'
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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How did you lose your virginity ( just a fun ask game. this should be a fake answer, go absolute bonkers)
*Takes drag of cigarette* (I don't smoke)
It was the summer of 69 2019. I had bumped into a random woman on a street, she invited me out for drinks, we ended up at her place... Then I fucked her mom.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Why ✨ are ✨ non ✨ Natasha ✨ fics ✨ on ✨ the ✨ tag ✨ when ✨ my ✨ Natasha ✨ x ✨ Reader ✨ slowburn ✨ is ✨ not ✨ 
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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I hate I have for you. I can't even explain it you're so annoying. You're a fucking slut. I'm pretty sure you're pretending to be gay for clout. You fucking faggot. I hope you kill yourself. Die bitch I'll be so fucking happy.
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Hi!
This is just a warning for all the writers and posters out here. This ^^ troll is going around spreading hate, for some attention seeking reason.
I would ignore everything they say and/or do, and block them like I have.
I will also be using this post to report them, and if you can please do that too.
EDIT: I added tw tags, bc I totally forgot to last time.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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These polls would have been really useful for when we were having the great tea debate lmao
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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I'm bored and I have polls so...
(Yes, this is inspired by british!reader lol)
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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are you sure they call you cupid not stupid
Are you sure they call you Vicky and not shitty?
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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I don't have any good thoughts lol but I love the british!reader idea. only thing I can imagine is them getting in a heated fight over something very british (I'm in the south west so the scone debate is very big here, or like, how to make tea correctly) and everyone else watching like 'i did not realise you were so passionate about that 👀'
I'm up in the north, and the scone debate isn't really a thing 'round here, and I feel like it's more of a class thing too imo. Like most working class ppl (me) pronounce it 'sCone' and posh ppl pronounce it 'scOne'.
But yeah, I do feel like that would be something that Y/N and Tony would argue about. And I feel like Tony wouldn't really care that much, but just likes to rile the reader up lol
However!
The tea thing, I don't think I can have much of a say in the opinion of other British people, considering I make it the "wrong" way.
Yes, I put the milk in first.
It just makes sense.
... I'm gonna get yelled at now lol
Yeah, it's kinda hard to have ideas for british!reader, but I'm still so down to write head canons for it!
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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for your bri'ish reader youre wlecome😌
Blocked!
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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are you gonna write some mind blowing smut soon? :p
No.
Smut is hard to write and can take me a very long time.
Also I think there's enough of that going around rn, if you look in the Natasha Romanoff x Reader tag its p much 95% porn, granted hardly any with top!reader, but still it's like enough lol
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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natasha and yelena for the blorbo thing
Not surprised lol
Natasha:
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Thanks to @sapphosclosefriend AND @kitesxromanova for tagging me!
Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.
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Fighting against a yawn, you said, "You can't tell me when to go to bed."
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Tagging: @twilight-99-tm , @red1culous , @vancityfire13 , @missmonsters2 , @empyreanwritings , @httpjupiterbby , @me-uglypretty , @p0orbaby , @too-gay-for-marvel , @didujustcallmedumb , @vulpe-fox , @togrowoldinv , @agathashcrkness , @dirtyvulture , @natsxaddiction
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Blurbo Bingo for Bucky?
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