funny thing about remote controlled vibes is that they’re so associated with this fantasy of a calm and in control dom using it to discreetly condition u that u will never be prepared for the reality of ur dom turning into a sadistic, maniacal, mad scientist, experimenting on u with every setting the vibe has to offer, staring at u like ur just a test subject, playing with yet another button they can use to turn ur brain off
There’s something so domestic and sweet about Ed asking Stede if he needs his clothes folded while they’re captive. Just the gentleness to his voice, barely above a whisper, asking, “Do you need anything folded? Your shirt? Your socks?”
It just seems like a glimpse of all the love and care to come.
i make fun of kristophs pouty >:C sprite so much i keep forgetting klavier does the same face. oh my god. oh my god. vast differences in body language virtually no sprite overlaps but as soon as theyre being minorly inconvenienced it becomes clear that theyre brothers. theyre so fucking funny. pov mama gavin didnt let them eat another kinder überraschungsei
[img ID by @toadstoolillustrations: Two images, showing Kristoph and Klavier Gavin’s annoyed sprites respectively. Kristoph crosses his arms and glares intensely at the viewer with a frown and extremely sour expression. Klavier has one hand by his side, the other in his pocket and his facial expression mirrors his brother’s. end ID. thank you!]
You know the fact they never really did anything with Tim Drake missing a spleen in canon means there's a non-zero chance he never actually lost it and the League of Assassins were just pranking him.
group of assassins: *giggling next to Tim's unconscious body*
the White Ghost: what are you laughing about
assassin 1: wouldn't it be fucked up if -
assassin 2: - we told Drake here that - sh, guys, sh sh - that we took his sp-*wheezing*
assassin 3: we want to tell him that he lost his spleen. Like, no more spleen. What if we told him that
the White Ghost:
the White Ghost: that's fucking hysterical, let's do it