Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Wei Ying: Seize the dick.
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It’s um uh shit fuck it’s anatomy practice
[image description: a digital drawing of a modern AU Lan Xichen, visible from the hips up. He has his hands on his waist and smiles. He’s shirtless and wearing teal bottoms. The background is white. End ID.]
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Someone introduces the Lan clan to sign language and it becomes really popular so they can "talk" while they eat now without breaking the rule. Lan Qiren is skeptical because sometimes it makes them laugh, with food in their mouths, but his people seem generally to be happy.
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TW// blood & mention of death
the three winters - blue dawn /part 1/
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ok - so i've had an idea about a very short fanfic comic (pretty cool exercice tbh)
(i obviously don't own mdzs - all rights belong to mxtx)
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Straight from Twitter trash hell-hole: MDZS edition
"LWJ was selfish for risking his clan to save A-Yuan"
Hey guys, so it's selfish to save war refugees, especially children because you are risking your clan's reputation.
Guess what type of stans spew this bullshit.
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Apparently pink sticky notes are not suitable for talismans "It's not professional" bla bla bla
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The Lan Clan of Gusu…
It will always be the most conflicting clan.
The Twin jades had no childhood and were raised like mini adults. They weren’t allowed to get dirty, play loud games like tag.
They were still so obviously well loved and raised regardless.
What happened to their mother will never not make me sad.
The Lans respect everyone regardless of birth. (See Mang Yao and Wei Ying. Not including Lan Qiren, he was biased because of Wei Ying’s mom and the beard cutting.)
Women are totally segregated from the men.
Women are still treated well despite this ^
Lan Zhan is revered and respected by his family.
He was also horrifically whipped thirty three times.
Lan Zhan’s sexuality is not an issue in the family.
His husband is.
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How heavy on events the last years have been! But everything comes to its end. The last of the Wen's have died, and the terrible Yiling Laozu have fallen. The cultivator world can sleep peacefully...
But not Lan Wangji.
He couldn't be there for his beloved, could not take him away from the darkness, protect him, save him. He failed - but no more. He won't let this kid down. Wei Ying loved him, cared for him...
So now it's Lan Wangji's job to raise him - all while yearn for and mourn for his lost love.
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Wei Ying, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Nie Huaisang: Lan Wangji's in the kitchen.
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"I'll bury your memories in the garden
And watch them grow with the flowers in spring
I'll keep you with me"
I imagine every now and again Sizhui does something that reminds LWJ of WWX and it both warms and breaks his heart.
Grief hitting me like a truck out of nowhere this week. So imma just keep crying, blasting the wonder years and projecting through danmei ✌
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the three winters - blue dawn /part2/
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hope you guys are still here for that big boy <3
(i obviously don't own mdzs - all rights belong to mxtx)
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