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go see kurtis on tour he does a backflip but only when you’re not looking
#/j#kurtis conner#very really good#kurtis conner tour#kurtis conner fanart#art#artists on tumblr#drawing of kurtis not doing a backflip
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hey guys!!!! i bought two kurtis conner tickets for july in houston (didnt realize if be in another state by then lol) so if you are interested in buying two for cheaper lmk!!!
i cant sell them on ticketmaster bc its apparently not an option for the event :(
thanks besties
#kurtisconner#danny gonzalez#kurtis conner tour#kurtis conner live#ticket resale#jacob sharpe#dean hebscher#kurtistown
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ok kinda skeeved out abt something
#kurtis conner friend dean the weird one . was on his tour and then a week ago tweets of him being an Awful perosn and doing blackface came#up and now kurtis is like omg sry for platforming him im not gonna dot gar anymore#but those tweets. already were public. ive known abt them for multiple years ?? like#abd kurtis has responded before badically being like Yeahh gross of him to do that but were still friends yk#which is like. yk. his decision and he said there was stuff behind the scenes with the bestie picks bae girl so idk#but now hes like Im so glad this has been brought to my attention like ? it has been at your attention ?#idk. this is just rambling#i also hope he makes an actual video abt it / mentions it in an actual video hes just posted an apology on reddit#idk basically. and like. yk i dont rly think kurtis Takes criticism well at all which ik hes got a big platform obviously but likee.#distinct memory of somebody saying his comments on a woman in a video felt a bit misogynistic#and he basically put out an entire podcast ep on that person shitting on them for being kind of upset which like#yeah it was a bit of a stretch to call it misogynistic like idt it was that serious but like. it was just kinda petty JDBFJF#idk. im just monitoring i suppose
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This is my sketch of what I think Kurtis Connor would look like as a drag queen
(Idk where I was going with this)
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TOUR TICKETS RESELL
Hey, folks! I’m selling my tickets to the live show in Chicago. We can’t go anymore because of school, and Ticketmaster is being a dick 🙃
Friday, September 16 at 7:00PM
The Chicago Theater
175 N State St, Chicago, IL 60601
4 tickets, section MNFL1L, Row G, Seats 109-115
Mobile tickets
Please help a desperate college student out! Message me if you’re interested <3 Any likes to boost this post are also appreciated.
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not me looking at people’s merch as if i wear any of the merch for people that i already own :|
#i got one of nathan zed's og good enough shirts in his final restock and i've worn it once. and had it for. 4 years. sldkjflsdjflds#and i have one of kurtis conner's first merch items and i NEVER WEAR IT bc i never wear hoodies#and also hate how it looks slkdjfljflkds#but kurtis's new merch is soooo fucking cute like his designer is killing it#and i want bdg's twinz2 tour shirt soo fucking bad i've asked for it for like a christmas and my last birthday and#still has not been delivered... sigh...#anyway i never wear merch so idk why i look but. i like to dream. and dream about having money to buy them and pay for shipping#without going absolutely broke xxxx
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I've seem some people showing disappointment in the fact that Kurtis Conner is still supporting his friend, Dean, even after all this racist shit (racist tweets, blackface) came up about him. And Kurtis' response was, "Do you really think I'd still be friends with him if he was still like that? He's changed. That was a long time ago. If you don't like him, don't watch him." And my whole thing was...is this surprising?
Kurtis Conner is the definition of "doth protest too much". This grown ass man (that people love to infantilize) must take at least five minutes every video to remind you, "Hey, I'm actually really open minded male feminist and I think that women deserve basic respect. Amiright, ladies?" And he does this because he knows his audience is extremely liberal women.
And I'm not implying that he started off edgy, because he didn't. He's always had that "safe, golden retriever" bullshit persona from the jump. I'm not even implying that the guy is secretly a Nazi or something.
But what I am saying is that he's still a Youtuber. He's still a media figure. He's still a guy making money on how he's perceived. He's the silly man with the mustache and mullet, so you should go see his comedy show and listen to his terrible podcast (it is absolute garbage, he is shit without a script). Media personas will always give you the version of themselves that sells the most.
"But why aren't you shitting more on the guy who actually did the blackface?" Because people already did! He got "cancelled" for something completely unrelated a while ago and this only affirmed people's dislike of him. He's never really come back since. And not to mention, he's not even really that big of an internet "celeb." Most, if not all, of his exposure came from Kurtis. Kurtis brought him on his channel, and Kurtis went on tour with him.
This generally happens with white feminists (male and female). They will go to war over slights and attacks against the LGBT, but because they have no true connection to racism, don't hold as much ire for it beyond what is socially acceptable.
They might speak out against it online, but it's not crossing their mind all that much once they click "post". But more internally, they might also be thinking, "Was it even that serious?"
And listen. Nothing is going to happen to Kurtis Conner. He's going to be fine. He'll apologize for something like "I'm sorry if you felt like I didn't care" or whatever and then it'll be business as usual. 2+ million views a video and all that stuff.
But I just found it interesting that people were surprised he was defending Dean. Don't put your trust into media personalities. Because that is what they're selling to you. A personality. And nowhere in this social contract did they ever insinuate it was their real one.
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ok track by track review of Intellectual Property. GO!
as you wish anon. be warned this is literally like one of maybe 4 times i've listened to this album in full again
st*rfucker - a bit too saccharine on first listen but it has better replay value as time goes on. the beginning of the shoehorned jesus lyrics and the continuation of limo imagery to represent fame which is actually fitting admittedly bc just like a limo that is supposed to represent glamour and celebrity living, they are just as widespread and accessible as him and aren't really that glamorous at all. also this is me saying again wow he complains a lot about fame for someone who isn't really that famous. i still hate the cutoff at the end bc. cmon man. 7/10
real super dark - ok i did like the gilbert gottfried inspired melody i think that's fun actually. the song lyrics? uhhhhhh. just more complaining. if you have listened to any of the albums since fandom you are not missing much there other than the otto serial killer jokes he has inserted here? which is a choice i guess. instrumental is great tho. i feel incredibly stupid listening to a lot of the other parts of the song tho. 7/10
funeral grey - god i can't bear listening to this one on my own i'm sorry. live it's fine, but the studio recording i would rather kill myself than listen to again. IT'S SO ANNOYING. the terrible overenunciated vocals. awsten's attempt at humor by writing these wattpad fic lyrics that make me cringe to my core because i know there's a part of him being genuine. the one direction ripoff hook because he managed to get one of 1d's actual songwriters to help write the track. the only saving grace is the ending but at that point it's too late for any redemption. 2/10
brainwashed - ironically this was written with the 1d guy again and. i'm actually fine with this one LOL. it's simple and lowkey so it's considerably less annoying than funeral grey. considering awsten said the lyrics on this album were hypersexual, but it's 2023 so this is fairly tame, it just makes me wonder how much he has repressed in his psyche. 6/10
2 best friends - ok now we're back to simple annoying. if you tune out the lyrics enough, it sounds like disney channel filler music. but it's actually about ~~sExxxx~~ hahahahaha everything about this album so far is like reading fanfics clearly written by middle schoolers. awsten's sad about his situationship so he goes out with his 2 best friends to forget but it doesn't work :( but he could just fuck his friends bc it wouldn't hurt to try at this point. hey what if this was what the song was actually about that because in travis' insane songfic he made jawn and awsten hook up during this chapter #neverforget #riptravisficeventhoughmebitchingontumblrmadehimkillit 4/10
end of the water (feel) - hearing awsten try to hit those high notes reminded me of people saying brendon straining on his high notes on the last panic tour was like hearing a dog that needed to be shot out back for its own good. this is very obviously a charlie puth ripoff to the t because not only does he hit high notes that no man should ever reach, but i'm pretty sure the verse instrumentals rip off "light switch" by charlie. anyways more of "ughhhhh i'm not getting a text backkkkkk" that makes me want to throw awsten's phone into the pacific. i still don't know why kurtis conner is here and how this is supposed to relate to any of this at all. also actually now that i'm crossing checking the genius pages for these, the descriptions for these songs make them sound much better than they actually are lol. 3/10
self-sabotage - this one is mid on it's own but funny because i remember the amount of twitter discourse this song has spawned. "awsten's being toxic and misogynistic" did we not listen to some of the songs off fandom "awsten has bpd" what if he just sucks sometimes. the memories of this are more memorable than the song itself. 5/10
ritual - remember when i found out the soundbyte at the beginning was from an aids psa. good times. fine song other than the shoehorned soundbyte. the entire song is just a repetition of the verses and chorus like a ~~ritual~~ spooky! i like the flair vincente void adds with his screams i feel like this feature makes more sense because it's a song about protecting yourself from the doctrines of religion that harmed you when you were growing up and apparently vincente has known awsten since he was 13???? only thing i hate is the corpse ripoff ending so much so that i have a personal version where i edited that out. 8/10
fuck about it - BORINGGGGGG OH MY GODD. if you've heard one blackbear feature, congrats you've heard them all because they all sound the same and blackbear adds no energy whatsoever. he made a bayside instrumental sound boring you really can't underestimate him. anyways back to the song itself; the situationship has dissolved into pure sex and disinterest and annoyance outside of that and with the way awsten sounds like he plans having hate sex, i don't think he's ever had hate sex before. there's the ending synth i think is fun and that's the only reason this gets a point at all. 1/10
closer - it's a sweet song but um. haven't we heard this in a way before? *cough cough 21 questions* i think this is the closest (lol) parx comes to at a return to pre-fandom form, but when i listen to the chords too much i'm just like "did he lowkey rip off that one smashing pumpkins song". anyways it's just about needing to be closer to someone or ending the relationship completely. simple but effective but not nearly as effective as 21 questions for me sorry. 7/10
a night out on earth - ok i had physical tickets to the last tour bc i won them on idobi so i was like "THIS SONG BETTER BE AT LEAST DECENT BC I STILL HANG UP THE TICKET WITH THIS NAME" and it was at the least. it's like. a good waterparks song, but i feel like i've heard it already? my mind goes back to see you in the future but for these i can't tell who's ripping off who more lol. yeah i feel like other than some interesting production here and there it's a rehash of shit we already heard before. shoehorned religious lyric. fake ass band guys. "i turn my agony into songs and people only like when i'm hurt". "i've been dead since 2016" (part two). "i'm evil now. idgaf. wat ever."
and then i think the part that makes me go awwww but also confuses me is the im a natural blue radio interview snippet? like why does this all tie in together now. geoff's not even here bro how is this the only release where otto's the only one namedropped when awsten hasn't even named dropped him until last album. 80% the album is about some random relationship how is this supposed to tie into all of these.
idk i feel like i've just had this on my mind when when of my mutuals made their own analysis on awsten's mindsets towards life and said how he uses fear as motivation but his perfectionism keeps him from using failure as an editor and how this song was the peak example of this; the rehash of the same ideas over and over because despite his stubbornness, despite "ultimately -not- giving in to the perception that you’re worth ‘Demonizing'", he never confronts the problem for real, just compartmentalizes the problem away and doesn't truly overcome the root of his problems. that's what i feel like manifests in this album for me to be put off by it at its core. nothing ever changes, he just finds a new situation to complain at. maybe that's also why his fans never change even as new ones come though. maybe that's why we also stay stagnant in this with him.
again i get it, he's a public figure; if he did dive too deep into this and didn't choose to generalize the lyrics for his own sake, he would probably end up incriminating himself way too much and have a hard time performing some of these songs. but i can't help but wonder. if he's truly getting over a mental obstacle like that, or keeps himself so set on the future that he ignores the problems he never solved. like he always does. like he always seems to be doomed to. anyways, 7/10 song.
all in all, it's an album that tries to reach a concept of coming to terms with your sexuality and religious trauma all entwined in fame but in reality it's mostly just about a sucky situationship and awsten complaining again while putting in random religious references sometimes and the beginning and ending are about fame. my hot takes are: tennis imagery = gay sex, there's not enough of a distinction between "soulsucker" and awsten to make "album lore" when the overarching concept of parx's discography is "awsten's life sucks", and darth vader is luke's father. - iz
#i hope you liked this one anon and i hope it explains or relates to any other longtime fan's thoughts on the album#track by track
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random dnp rant time: I feel like the ideal career path for dan might be to do what kurtis conner does, like build up a base on youtube (in commentary maybe) and then do comedy tours / make specials. but that would probably have to involve making more videos on dinof outside of stuff just to promote a tour (like how dystopia daily was just for wad) and idk if he really wants to do that. unless he can do that through dapg but idk if that's enough (though JOINT tour again OMG hello that would be so cool).
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My 2023 Recap!!
January:
▫️got a 2nd job that’s a WFH job!
▫️went to the library
▫️139 day streak for duo French!
Febuary:
▫️actually started my new job!
▫️read 3 books! (The first three in Shadow and Bone series!)
▫️169 days for my French streak!
▫️went to the library more!
March:
▫️made some yearly goals
▫️189 French streak!
▫️started new workout plan!
▫️started my Saturn Return 🪐
▫️learned how to use printer at the library! (Game changer for me!)
▫️got a new hairdresser and haircut!
April:
▫️216 for French streak!
▫️follow up for anxiety program referral.
▫️continued workout plan!
▫️finished reading another book!
▫️started paint-by-number
▫️started growing cucumbers!
May:
▫️wrote my resignation letter for my first job.
▫️quit one of my jobs!
▫️went to a surprise party!
▫️finished majority of my YT script
▫️244 for French streak!
▫️survived a cold
▫️bought gel plate for art
▫️got $20 for completing surveys
▫️bought a backdrop + tripod
June:
▫️had fun at one of my friends b-day party!
▫️worked my last day at my first job.
▫️made some art with the gel plate!
▫️another $20 for doing surveys
▫️spending a lot less on transportation and ordering out because of my job.
▫️worked more hours at my WFH job.
▫️269 french streak!
▫️bought the book “the Artists way”
▫️cooking more!
▫️found a scam in my bank account!
July:
▫️still growing tomatoes and cucumbers!
▫️continued workout plan!
▫️cooking and making food more!
▫️deleted my Flo app to track more on paper!
▫️saving more money!
▫️saw the Barbie movie with some friends!
▫️bought BEYONCÉ tickets and planned a whole trip!
▫️290 for french streak!
August:
▫️finally got reimbursed for the scam in my bank account
▫️planned my outfit for the RENAISSANCE TOUR! (Are you ready?! SHAWHAM!)
▫️finished a sewing project
▫️did a mini photoshoot for my sewing project
▫️309 days for french streak
▫️made pasta salad!
▫️got a new phone!
September:
▫️329 french streak!
▫️went to Vancouver by myself!
▫️had an overall successful trip to and from Vancouver!
▫️went to the Blodel conservatory in the van Dusen Gardens in Vancity!
▫️WENT TO BEYONCÉ!!! 🪩
▫️got my picture taken for a CBC article!
▫️got Beyonce merch!
▫️went to the aquarium!
▫️found a real fur scarf at the thrift store!
▫️had a going away party with former co-workers!
▫️finished a journal & started a new one!
▫️had movie night with a friend!
October:
▫️347 French streak!
▫️several Halloween movie night with my friends!
▫️bought two new journals!
▫️bought new headphones from warranty!
▫️bought my own candles and birthday balloons
▫️cleaned out a lot of my Twitter likes and hopefully deleting soon!
▫️got a call from a psychotherapist to determine next steps for therapy.
November:
▫️cleaned out two shelves in my room and reorganized a bunch of stuff!
▫️cleaned/reorganized desk and bought a desk mat!
▫️1 year french streak!
▫️cleaned out mini fridge and tea area!
▫️got a gift card from my work!
▫️got a refund from an Astro reading I didn’t get earlier in the year!
▫️enjoyed Kurtis Conner special! (Damn he’s funny!)
▫️started Christmas shopping!
▫️finished one of my yearly goals which was Reading 10 books!
▫️printed more from library like my workout sheets and debt tracker!
December:
▫️380 days for French streak!
▫️went to see the Renaissance movie!!
▫️finished Christmas shopping!
▫️made a friend a bucket hat!
▫️turned 29!
▫️got myself two bras and a sweater!
▫️found an Oleg Cassini wool skirt set from the 60s at the thrift store!
▫️started holidays with my WFH job!
▫️got some Oh doughnuts for my birthday!
▫️got most of the stuff I wanted/needed for Christmas!
#2023#new year#2023 recap#goals#list#learning French#books#reading#june and July were busy months#personal#job#wfh jobs#Beyoncé#travel#trip#friends#events#money#sewing#let’s see what next year brings#happy new year
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i have neglected several of these tag thingys that people have mentioned me in (my apologies i am forgetful and also having to tag other people can make me #anxious) but i'm finally catching up!!! so thank you to @moondal514 for tagging me in this like two months ago <3
currently reading: i'm about to start the winners by fredrik backman! i absolutely loved beartown and us against you so i'm very excited
favorite color: dark grey (like, ominous stormcloud grey) (#3b3b3a hex code type dark grey)
last song: west coast smoker by fall out boy
last show: i think it was the most recent season of black mirror? i have not watched much tv recently admittedly. thank the depression
currently watching: nothing......see above for why lmao. been watching a lot of youtube tho...danny gonzalez drew gooden kurtis conner chad chad etc
last movie: i am decidedly a tv show person over a movie person and i won't get into the reasoning for that here but my friends convinced me to watch insidious: the red door in theaters with them despite not having seen any of the other insidious movies. it was hot garbage
sweet/spicy/savory: SWEET!!!!! i have an incurable sweet tooth that i inherited from my father. if i don't have a little treat every day i go insane
currently working on: mostly my fest fic! i'm also occasionally working on a domestic katekevaaron fic about their sleeping issues, but the brain has determined that the fest fic is first in line even though it doesn’t have to be ready until like october
current obsession: nothing is Consuming my brain atm strangely??? HOWEVER, the figure skating season is properly starting in the next few months and i sense that obsession is about to re-activate very soon. also whenever fall out boy starts the international leg of their tour i will be resuming my obsession of checking to see what magic 8 ball (surprise) songs they do without me bc i love hurting myself
6 mutuals: no idea who has/hasn't been tagged in this SO mutuals who see this and haven't done it i'm tagging you. them's the rules
#i don't think i have a tag for this kind of thing so i will make one#tagged in#:-)#side note if i see fall out boy play headfirst slide at every international show too (meaning they’ll have played it at EVERY SINGLE SHOW#of their tour EXCEPT the one i went to) y’all are going to see me on the fucking news
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Just remembered I got tickets for me and my bf and nephew and Best friends for the Kurtis Conner standup tour I’m so excited
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when ppl like kurtis conner and drew gooden go on tour and “do shows” what are they doing. Are they doing stand-up are they telling jokes are they singing songs?? Are they telling about their dark mysterious pasts??!
#mine#oliver.txt#seriously i wanna know they NEVER elaborate on it they just say they’re gonna be on stage and they’re gonna do a show. Nothing more
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EP Review: Danny Gonzalez – Bump This
Danny Gonzalez is an American YouTuber and musician who first gained popularity through vine, where he posted a variety of comedy content on the platform, accumulating approximately 2.9 million followers before the service was shut down. In 2014, prior to the closure of Vine, Danny began also posting content to YouTube, and he focused his efforts there afterwards, and has since more than doubled his audience, with over 5.57 million subscribers on his main channel, and an additional 1.75 million on his second channel. His videos trend towards comedy and commentary, and he does frequent collabs with fellow YouTubers and former vine stars Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner, both of whom also joined Gonzalez for a 2019 tour, We Are Two Different People which played on the similarities and overlap in the careers, style and overall lives of both the headliners.
In addition to his YouTube channel, which as I’ve mentioned above, it largely focused on commentary, with a general comedic overtone, Gonzalez also produces music, which also has a comedy vibe to it. These performances will also often tie into his videos. Today, I want to talk about his debut EP ‘Bump This’ which was released on 26th April 2019.
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#Danny Gonzalez#Bump This#Music#Music Review#EP#EP Review#Comedy#Comedy Album#Drew Gooden#kurtis conner
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actually no im thinking about it more. re: last reblog, more kurtis conner thoughts under the cut
he did kind of progressively suck more and more tbh, like thinking back it wasn't just the distasteful abortion joke that got to me
like he defended his friend way too hard for getting caught doing blackface. idc if it was "a long time ago" it was still blackface, defending that is a terrible look- like i swear he got like kinda publically mad about it? which like. dude. how can you play the lefty progressive card and then turn around and defend blackface bc "thats my friend"? i mean many such cases lets be honest, but come on
also this is obviously a far lesser crime but do yall remember kurtistown the "game"? it was like a collaborative thing with this company and it was ASS. it didn't work properly at all, featured microtransactions despite being a buggy mess, and you could do like fuck all in it- i remember being like "how can you put your name on this?". also i know its all a joke but it felt so selfobsessed at that point
also also i fucking hate that i think he still takes hello fresh sponsors? and maybe betterhelp? two notoriously terrible companies
and that abortion joke. im sorry but im not over it, for a selfproclaimed feminist i don't know how you can make a joke about metal hangers at an abortion support group or whatever it was, especially to the american crowds he would have toured to? like roe v wade being overturned was FRESH when he was touring, read the room maybe
idk i reblogged that post and thought about it even more and like. nah mate, he was on the fall from grace for a while
#embers-hoots#i feel like me ranting about this is borderline contraversial cause he still seems so loved#but yk#raugh#many such cases for the public figure white feminist leftist man to not actually be all that progressive in general
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my interests!!
- johnnie guilbert
- jake webber
- fnaf
- leon kennedy
- sylvanian families
- shopkins
- my little pony
- cookieswirlc
- cogimyun
- ever after high
- monster high
- haikyuu
- my hero academia
- clone high
- danny gonzalez
- kurtis conner
- drew gooden
- total drama
- adventure time
- milly and molly
- south park
- bee and puppycat
- the road to red restaurants list
- song of the sea
- the little prince
- a town called panic
- anne with an e
- stranger things
- gilmore girls
- grossery gang
- mitski
- taylor swift
- her's
- mean girls
- bee and puppycat
- fantastic mr fox
- wolfychu
- emirichu
- gloom
- azzyland
- laurenzside
- let me explain studios
- theodd1sout
- jaidenanimations
- lavandertowne
- the office
- grand tour
- saiki k
- gossip girl
- community
- himym
- friends
- unicorno tokidoki
- domo kun
- invader zim
- matpat
- alex g
- mitski
- over the garden wall
- sally face
- markiplier
- attack on titan (but only season 1-3)
- mob psycho 100
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