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bp-zb1fics · 1 year

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Yelling

pairing: kum junhyeon x bp trainee reader

genre: canon, fluff, humour, crack

tw/tags: a lot of yelling, seunghwan is a tired boi, shirtless kum junhyeon, ggang team chaos, very slight suggestive themes towards the end

wc: 1024

summary: when junhyeon gets a little too loud, it’s time to call for reinforcements. You come to claim your morning cuddles.

a/n this turned out longer than I expected it to be but anyways, a love letter for our all-rounder and master of variety, hope you all enjoy! Trying my best to do more bp trainee fics before zb1 starts activities since I’ll probably do more fics about the members!

Check my pinned for more fics~

It’s a perfectly peaceful morning at the Boys Planet dorm. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping-

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

-and Kum Junhyeon is yelling.

“-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

He’s always yelling.

“-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

Except for when he’s sleeping, eating or seriously practicing,

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

It’s quite normal for him to exceed maximum volume capacity.

“-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

Only Seunghwan had gotten approximately 3 hours of sleep and he’d like to get a few more before they actually have to get up for a long day of practice.

“-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

Times like this is when he wished that any other team had been open when Sung Hanbin had moved him out of Tomboy.

“-AAAAAAAAAAA!!”

Literally any other team.

“.....”

And just when he goes back to dreaming about making the Top 9 or maybe even going home for the break and getting to sleep in his own, blessedly quiet bedroom…

“YA! YOU BRATS COME BACK HERE OR I”LL-”

A series of expletives follows, too colorful for Seunghwan to even wonder how Junhyeon at his young age knows. Ggang’s tired leader sits up, staring daggers at Chen Jianyu who, in all this chaos, manages to stay dead asleep. If only he could.

And since Seunghwan’s day can only get better, the door flies open and slams shut, Jianyu stirring a little in his sleep before settling back into slow, even breathing. Seunghwan wants to strangle them all, seriously and it isn’t even Jianyu’s fault.

Lee Jeonghyeon and Mun Junghyun stare up at him sheepishly from where they’re crouched on the floor, one of them holding what looks like Junhyeon’s practice clothes. Which means-

Seunghwan resists the urge to commit murder which has been a thought on his mind more than what should be usual. While they are three years apart, the other Wakeonez called them the demon twins and now Seunghwan was acutely aware of why. Before they can say anything, Seunghwan shushes them. At this rate, he figures that he either kicks them out to the hall and Junhyeon starts yelling at them or Junhyeon finds them and starts yelling. All scenarios end with Junhyeon yelling, he thinks, there’s no scenario where Seunghwan wins and gets a few more hours of sleep. Unless-

Reaching for his phone, Seunghwan dials the number that the Back Door team advised he call for Junhyeon volume control.

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You’re jolted awake by your phone, vibrating quietly beside you. Without looking at the contact, you answer it, sneaking a glance at your two roommates, both fast asleep.

“Yes it is”

You confirm when the caller asks for your name.

“Ah, this is Lee Seunghwan from the Gang team. Listen, I’m really sorry to disturb you but Junhyeon is-”

__________________________________________

Seunghwan hangs up from the call and sends a silent prayer to the universe for strength to deal with his demons team.

As if on cue, the door swings open and there he is, in all his glory, Kum Junhyeon, with his hair still damp from the shower, a towel wrapped around his waist and his nostrils flaring with a fury. The offenders shriek, scramble off the floor and conveniently find themselves on top of Junhyeon’s bed. Seunghwan braces himself.

“YA! HOW DARE YOU-”

Three things happen simultaneously. The door shuts, Junhyeon freezes and Jianyu finally wakes up.

You survey the scene before you and sigh, turning to your boyfriend. Trying your best to remain composed, you fix him with a dead eyed stare, pointedly ignoring the droplets of water beading down his flat stomach. While it’s not Kim Jiwoong’s abs, it’s still doing things to you.

“Ah Hyeoni, what’s this I hear about you yelling so early in the morning? And walking around like this? Ya, you know there are kids here.”

You see the gears in his head turning before he drops his posture and says your name, laying the aegyo thick the way he does whenever you scold him. While you’re unfazed, the rest of the room’s occupants visibly cringe.

“Junhyeonie was showering and those meanies took Junhyeonie’s clothes so Junhyeonie chased them and told them to give back-”

You decide to stop him before Seunghwan actually commits murder.

“Mhmm well get your clothes back and come to my room. It’s early, let’s sleep a bit more before breakfast.”

So after extracting his clothes from Junghyun, who’s still in shock from the aegyo overload they had all borne witness to, Junhyeon trails after you, clutching them close to his chest with one hand and letting you drag him by the other.

As soon as the door closes behind the two of you, Seunghwan heaves the biggest sigh of relief. With one look at his teammates all dozing off as well, he finally closes his eyes and gets the sleep he needs.

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You love Junhyeon morning cuddles. Well, you love any kind of Junhyeon cuddles.

But there’s something about mornings and trying your best to burrow yourself into the blanket as he wraps his arms around you and tangles your feet together. Your roommates are still fast asleep and unbothered though you know they’re going to tease you later when they wake up and find Junhyeon in your bed.

You look up and he’s looking at you, your bodies so close that it’s almost impossible to tell where you end and he begins. You’re still a little distressed from witnessing his post-shower glory and so you tug him forward into a lingering kiss. He chases your lips, hands sliding to hold yours.

His breath goes a little shaky as you trail soft kisses across his cheeks and down his neck before returning to his lips. He wishes it could last longer but soon the fatigue from weeks of grueling practice and lost sleep sets in. You rest your head against the back of his neck, spooning him as he holds your hand, pressing kisses to your knuckles.

“Love you Hyeoni.”

You say, voice muffled as you bury your face into him.

“Love you too.”

He says so softly that you almost don’t hear it as you doze off. But you do because even when he whispers, Junhyeon’s love for you yells for the whole universe to hear. And you heard him.

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stay-dazed · 1 year

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chan: so i'm having a child

jeongin: oh congra-

chan, slamming adoption forms on the table: it's you. sign here

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hihijayne · 1 year

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This is Haruto from Boys Planet comment on his fancam that got released. He really is one of us😭😭😭🏳️‍🌈 So glad that I've supported him since day 1 of voting. Besides being funny, he was also the first out of all contestants to get all stars! He really does deserve to debut.

PLEASE VOTE HARUTO ON THE MNET PLUS APP!!! THIS IS HIS LAST CHANCE TO BECOME AN IDOL.

#kpop #Boys Planet #mnet #Haruto #Haruto Maeda #SLAY HARUTO #the nicki minaj reference is sending me lol #y'all who have been making gays planet jokes better vote for him #kpopidol #kpop trainee #kpop thoughts #kpop survival show #bep1er #funny kpop #kpop humor

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teagohinthedark · 1 year

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Sooooooooooooooooo... I did something... And I don't regret a bit what I did. Very happy with the results, I'll do more of these in the future, I promise.

Link fort the original post: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpVvaDNg-ay/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

#nct127 #nct fanfic #johnil #johnny suh #moon taeil #comic #kpop humor #i love this gays #I loved doing this nonsense #its just for funzies

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cute-catts · 1 month

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#cats of tumblr #cat #cats #kitty #kitten #animals #cute cats #funny cats #funny #cute #funny animals #meow #humor #haha #lol #lmao #pets #kitties #kpop #cuteness

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gracepostsmemes · 2 months

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I’m dying

#memes #meme #memesdaily #dank memes #funny memes #meme humor #relatable memes #best memes #memedaddy #lol memes #kpop

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cocaineangeldustandeds · 1 year

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#kpop ed memes #bts ed memes #bts ed humor #kpop ed humor #ed humor #skinyyyy #disordered eating in tags #ed no sheeran #ana y mia #ed tumbler

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hcaeh · 1 month

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mew ^3^ | a na jaemin smau

pairing : jaemin x fem!read

summary : you’ve always wanted to go to a cat cafe. you have a great opportunity to go with one of your close friends! you think that it’s just going to be a normal, fun, cute and cuddly experience with kitties. but, why does that experience get blocked by a man working there that day. you can’t get him off your mind! would it be weird to ask for his number? maybe you’ll just move on..maybe!

featuring : rest of nct dream, taehyun of txt, sungchan of riize, giselle of aespa, gowon (ex loona), sunoo of enhypen, soul of p1h

genre : fluffy , humor , strangers to lovers

status : ongoing | started 03.11.24 , finished N/A

taglist: open! comment to be added.

prof.1 golden babes

prof.2 meow meows

chap.i | WHO IS THIS MAN.

chap.ii | shot your shoot

chap.iii | kittymew crisis!!!

chap.iv | THE SAME AIR. [ wc. 1.3k ]

chap.v | slide the digits

chap.vi | my little working girl😞

chap.vii | seventeen. [ wc 1.2k ]

chap.viii | let me cook

#hcaeh #kpop smau #kpop fake texts #nct #nct fake texts #nct smau #nct dream smau #nct dream #kpop #nct dream fake texts #nct dream imagines #jaemin x reader #jaemin smau #jaemin imagines #jaemin scenarios #nct dream fluff #nct dream humor #nct fluff

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leviackermanscleaningbuddy · 9 months

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My life. 😅

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yooflm · 5 months

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part two — ms. moving on

prev | m.list | next

AUTHOR'S NOTE: a few more updates until they finally meet ‼️ (yes wonbin is the redflag + yes i love him)

TAGLIST (closed) ▸ [ @myouiiiiiiii @yoontoonwhs @hwm1hyun @captivq @rinapomu @jisooftme @thefckghost @perfectsunlight @r4cjh @mineige @vlance @multiliker @pandafuriosa60 @miyawwn @hibernatinghamster @lilacura @haerinkisser @ellivadfr @chweverni @aeriniee ]

#a business proposal #aespa x reader #karina x reader #yoo jimin x reader #aespa x fem reader #karina x fem reader #yoo jimin x fem reader #aespa imagines #karina imagines #yoo jimjn imagines #karina smau #yoo jimin smau #aespa smau #kpop smau #fluff #humor #baenies

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yoonjiwonsstuff · 4 months

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The seat

Genre: Humor, fluffy

Sorry about any grammatical/ortographic mistakes. English isn’t my first language.

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The whole group was excited for their weekly movie night. They all gathered in the living room, each member eyeing the couch and the few comfortable armchairs available. It was a tight fit with nine members, but everyone usually managed to find a spot somehow and be comfortable in their own way.

Jiwon and Jeongin, being the maknaes of the group, were no exception to this rule. They always ended up fighting over the last seat left, and today was no different.

"The seat is mine!" Jeongin declared, diving for the last spot, only to be met by the younger's quick response.

"Knock it off, that's my spot! I've been eyeing it since morning!" The younger's eyes fixed on the prized seat.

Jeongin, equally determined, retorted, "No way! I had my eyes on it before you even woke up! It's mine!"

Jiwon pouted adorably. "But I was here first!" he whined, his big doe eyes pleading innocently.

Jeongin raised an eyebrow. "And how exactly does 'being here first' translate into claiming ownership of the sofa?"

Jiwon shrugged "Because... well, it just does," and then he continued complaining, pouting, “hyung, It’s not fair. You always get everything your way."

Hyunjin, in his usual sarcastic tone, chimed in, "Oh boy, here we go again."

Minho, always quick with a mischievous remark, added, "Someone grab the popcorn. This is better than any movie!"

Their banter quickly escalated into a playful argument, each claiming their right to the coveted seat. “Let’s do It fair, then, 'll race you for it!" Jeongin challenged, his competitive side showing.

Jiwon smirked, agreeing with it. “You're on! Let’s do it."

As they dashed towards the couch, the other members couldn't help but laugh at their antics. "You guys are ridiculous," Felix chuckled, shaking his head in amusement.

Changbin couldn't help but chuckle at their never-ending rivalry. "Come on, guys, there's always the floor."

Both of them shot him deadly looks before turning back to their argument.

"The floor? Are you kidding me?" Jeongin protested. "No way!"

Jiwon huffed, rolling his eyes. "Yeah, I can't even stretch out properly like this!"

Bangchan attempted to mediate, "Why not share the seat, then?"

But their competitive spirits were too ignited. "No way!" Jiwon exclaimed, "This is a battle of honor, hyung!"

"You two should really grow up," Seungmin muttered under his breath, rolling his eyes, shaking his head in exasperation as he sat down on the couch.

At the end Jeongin managed to win the seat being faster than the maknae and with a victorious grin, he celebrated. "Hah, take that. The seat is mine!"

“Not fair, hyung! You cheated,” Jiwon accused and pouted, crossing his arms, sulky.

“You lost because you’re just too slow, won-ah. Accept it,” Jeongin teased.

The other members burst into laughter, unable to contain their amusement.

Felix chimed in again, chuckling entertained. "Come on, you two, stop fighting. It's just a seat."

Bangchan, trying to play peacemaker. "Yeah, there's plenty of room on the floor with blankets and cushions."

“But the couch is more comfortable,” Jiwon whined dramatically in a grumpy way.

“Wony, grab your dramatic ass and come sit here with us already, stop whining” Changbin patted the spot next to him on the floor, teasing, enjoying this too much.

“Yeah, Jiwon,” said Jeongin with a mischievous grin, with spreading on the couch. “Listen to your hyung.”

The maknae couldn’t help but let out an exaggerated sigh in defeat, but his stubbornness wouldn’t let him give up so easily. “Well, I guess this leaves me with no other choice, then.”

And without saying a word, he just sat on Jeongin’s lap, while crossing his legs as if it was a seat.

"Whoa, where did that come from?" Hyunjin chuckled, amazed by Jiwon's audacity.

Jeongin, bewildered but entertained, couldn't help but laugh at Jiwon's antics "Hey, that's cheating!"

"Technically, I didn't take the seat," Jiwon retorted with a grin, reveling in his small victory.

The room erupted in laughter as their maknae settled onto Jeongin's lap comfortably, and the others, still flustered, could do nothing but roll their eyes and shake their heads.

"Well, problem solved, looks like wony found a better seat," Changbin declared, entertained.

Jeongin was taken aback, momentarily stunned by Jiwon's unexpected move.

"That's not fair!" he protested, trying to hide his amusement.

Jiwon playfully patted Jeongin's head and teased, “Life is not fair, hyung.”

Felix, unable to contain his laughter, added, "Oh, come on, Jeonginnie! You got outsmarted by the maknae!"

Jeongin huffed pretending to be annoyed and rolled his eyes. “Alright, alright, I’ll accept it. But just this time.”

Later, while watching the movie:

Everyone was finally settled in their spots while watching the movie, finally in peace. But, of course, their maknaes wouldn’t let it last for too long.

“Yah, hyung, stop moving so much,” Jiwon complained, the room no longer being in silence anymore. “You're going to make me fall.”

Then Jeongin quickly answered, crossing his arms, “Well, it’s because you’re in my lap. You're not like a feather, you know.”

“And here we go again,” Seungmin announced, rolling his eyes.

“Guys, come on. Can’t we just watch the movie without you two being at each other’s throat?” Bangchan said, trying to mediate their non-stop bickering (but failing miserably).

Jiwon and Jeongin, their faces turning slightly red, exchanged embarrassed glances but continued to argue under their breath. Jiwon mumbled, "I should've taken another seat."

Jeongin retorted, "You're the one who wanted to sit here, anyways!”

As the teasing continued, Minho couldn't resist joining in on the fun. With a mischievous grin, he leaned over to Jiwon and said, "Next time, I'll let you sit on my lap, Wony."

Jiwon's eyes widened in surprise, and he blushed even deeper. “U-um, thanks, hyung.” he stammered, not knowing what to say exactly, being caught off guard.

Jeongin, with his competitive spirit kicking in, spoke up, his tone laced with jealousy. He retorted, "Wait a minute! You can’t just offer that, hyung!"

The room burst into laughter as Jeongin, trying to save face, added, "I mean, it's my lap he should be sitting on!"

Felix burst into giggles and poked fun at Jeongin, "Jealous, are we?"

Jeongin's cheeks turned an even darker shade of red as he tried to defend himself, "N-no, It’s not that! I'm not jealous! It's just... well, it's different!”

Jisung couldn't help but chime in, "Oh, is that how it is? Fight for your man, Jeonginnie!"

Jeongin's cheeks turned a deeper shade of red as he grumbled, "I'm not fighting for anyone!"

Jiwon, still blushing, decided to have some fun with the situation. He turned to Jeongin with a mischievous smile and said, "Well, maybe I'll take Minho-hyung up on his offer next time."

Jeongin's eyes widened, and he quickly retorted, "You wouldn't dare!"

Felix, still grinning, decided to tease Jeongin further, "Aw, I think someone's being possessive of Wony!"

Jiwon, caught in the middle of this amusing situation, couldn't stop himself from giggling. He playfully wrapped an arm around Jeongin's shoulders and said poking the other’s cheek, "Don't worry, innie, you're still my favorite," making the others burst into laughter and making Jeongin blush even more.

Jeongin’s jealousy melted away as he blushed at Jiwon’s words, and the other members couldn’t contain their laughter at the whole exchange. It was another moment of playful teasing that made their movie nights so enjoyable.

“W-wathever,” he stammered.

Jisung, grinning ear to ear, leaned over and whispered to Minho, “Well, that escalated quickly.”

Minho nodded, trying to hold back his laughter. “I guess we’ve found Iyen’s weak spot.”

The playful atmosphere continued as the movie played on, with Jiwon and Jeongin sharing a knowing look and secretly enjoying the friendly banter among their fellow members.

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Author note: you guys must be tired of It, but as I said. I love Jeongin and Jiwon’s love-hate dynamics, and makes me having a bunch of ideas to write about It. I’ll try to explore later with others the members too, feel free to make any request if you have ideas to share with me ;)

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stay-dazed · 1 year

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seungmin: *stretches after getting up*

minho: ooooh biiiig puppy streeetch

minho:

minho: sorry

seungmin: it's fine, i get that a lot

#original post #kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop humor #funny kpop #stray kids #skz #stray kids funny #stray kids incorrect quotes #skz incorrect quotes #lee know #seungmin #skz funny #positivity #safe space #source: tiktok

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deluluriddhi · 26 days

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Heeriye

A desi Nisimura Riki fanfic

( LIB? ) Synopsis: did you ever think that your one and only best friend would make you fall in love with him?

Pairing: Nisimura Riki × Reader

Contains: ‼️ TITLE DOESN'T RESEMBLE THE FF ‼️ , bsf to lovers, just fluff and romance.

W.C: ????

Note: A post (better a reblog) from @desi-babygirl popped up on my home feed a few days ago. It said how he did her mehendi and proposed to her later. Plus, I have been following Desiblr a lot these days 🤭 so this FF is basically all my (and all the desi girls out there) fantasies in one FF with my bais, inspired by @desi-babygirl 's last post. For the one who asked if I write For Riki, here is one for you. Enjoy!

Riddhi speaks: BOOM, I AM BACK. THIS FF SPECIALLY FOR MY LOVELY @oldersiblingcurse AND ALL THE DESI GIRLS OUT THERE AND THANK YOU SM @desi-babygirl FOR THE IDEA. LOVE YOU ALL. I thought Riki specially fitted this. Forgive me if this is not that good, I am just trying to storm through my Writer's block. Real long, ik, but read through it.

Playlist: just put on your favourite Desi girl playlist

"Huh? You will not do my mehendi?", you exclaimed sitting down next to one of your sisters' friend and the mehendi artist, on the beautifully decorated settee. "Sorry but the mehendi artist gotta leave because of her sudden emergency at her house. Can't you do it yourself? I am busy too.", your sister's friend told you.

"I hate this.", you said kicking your feet on the tiled floor. Well, what's the worse thing that can happen to you on your own sister's wedding?

"Need help, babygirl?"

The familiar voice made you look up and smile at the boy. It was none other than your own best friend, Riki!

You patted the place beside you, gesturing him to sit beside you.

"Where's the mehendi artist?", he said looking around, before flopping down next to you. "She went home...", you smiled looking at your own hands which could have been filled with beautiful design of the colour brown by now. "Then what about you?", he asked, his eyebrows furred together, filled with worries and looking straight into yours. "Yeah, I know. It's okay if I don't wear mehendi on my sister's wedding.", the sad smile reappearing on your face as you slowly rub your empty hands together.

In the blink of an eye, your hand was pulled and put on his lap, laying it flat on his thigh. "Ri-", you couldn't complete your sentence. "Look, I am not good at mehendi but I will still try my best. I just don't want you to be this upset on such a nice occasion.", he interrupted, your heart melted.

You chuckled as you saw his hands shake as he tried to copy the design on this phone's Pinterest. After a decade of minutes of him struggling with your mehendi it still came out real nice.

"Ah, done!", he sighned before cracking his neck and smiling at you. The small on your face was pure, how it lit up your eyes staring right at his heart eyes, how you dimples on both sides popped up.

"Aw, thank you, Riki!", you exclaimed in a tone filled with pure joy. "Nah, if you are happy, I am happy too.", he said, leaning back on the settee's arm.

"Hey Riki, can you bring me a glass of water?", the quenching thrist in your dry throat getting harder to hold back anymore. "Ofc!", He said as he ran to the other end of the room, then, filling the water in a paper cup. After he came back to you with the cup of water, you both realise you can't drink it because mehendi in your hand is still not dry yet. "Oh wait, lemme just...", he said while carefully bringing the cup near to your mouth; you blushed, but drank the water silently. He sat beside you after disposing the cup.

After a few minutes he noticed you were admiring his work on your hands but your hair was blocking your view which you were desperately trying to remove by shaking your head, unfortunately failing. He scooted nearer to your body moved your hair out of your face from both the sides, you deeply blushed. You never thought you would be able to spend such a day with your best friend.

After that, you both sat together and gossiped about your toxic aunts before getting called by your mother to see the rituals.

A FEW DAYS LATERRR...

His hand ruffled through your hair as he asked, "do you wanna go and buy a Jhumka?"

Your face lit up with happiness as you nodded furiously.

"this or this?" You asked showing him two beautiful silver jhumkas. "The left one?", he asked thinking hard with on hand on his chin and head tilted. "okay!", you did a small little dance behind him as he paid for your jhumka. You two happily went home with hands intertwined.

THE NEXT DAY...

"How do you propose to a girl?", Riki asked. The question came as a shock to you.

You both are now inside his car infront of a lake.

"well, just be straightforward, maybe?", you sad, trying to cover up the sadness in your voice, "whoever it is....is lucky.", you closed your eyes and leaned back in your seat.

Tapping footsteps, opening of the car door and then you got pulled by Riki outside. "Wait- ?", you tried to speak but he hushed you. You two were now a few steps away from the lake, facing each other with both of you staring into eachother's soul.

You silently watched, confused, while he pulled out both of the hands from the back, one having a bouquet of roses in it. "I love you", he said, pushing the rose bouquet towards you.

And that's when you realised how deeply in love you were with your own best friend. Both of you two's cheeks flushed and an unbreakable silence. You didn't know how to respond. It was Riki who first broke the silence. A loud laughter which made you laugh too. "Oh no, this is so awkward!", he said while wiping a tear away from his eye. "True. But...", you said, "I love you too."

He was shocked. YOU loved him back? The girl of his dreams likes him back? he was truly shocked.

He quickly picked you up from the ground, earning a grasp from you, as you wrap your legs around his waist and join both of you two's foreheads.

"I love you to the Saturn and back"

"I love you so much that I can bring Saturn's ring and put in on your ring finger"