Do you like the colour of the (neon noir) sky?
I think Knives and Skin was possibly the worst possible film to try and watch with low focus. i sat through it to spite my own brain which is an irrational thing to say because the person forcing themselves to mentally eat sawdust was very much me, and I could feel myself splitting and violently forcing myself back from dissociation to focus on every detail to try and wring meaning out of it.
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Remember that fad for super slowed down music? The thing it worked best on was ultra textured orchestra pieces, anything else was just sound... but long. This was the bad kind of stretched.
Tartovsky makes the deliberate choice to make you aware of time in some of his films by making it ache but he's doing it for a reason to make you feel heavy or to linger on the surroundings - Cosmos Panatos does something similar: it's supposed to be unpleasant so you feel relief when it stops.
The time-dilation-ache doesn't work here because Jennifer Reeder doesn't focus on the two people for whom the horrible wait of finding the corpse would be relevant. As such, it should have been at least half an hour shorter: this wallowed without letting the right characters wallow. It could have been truly brilliant as two or three character focused music videos or as a 20 minute short.
There was potential here, potential that we see realized in Perpetrator with the same actors harmonizing, same oddball worldbuilding and oddly enough, the same exact lines.
I have had my time wasted by worse films, this at least had the decency to give most characters some minor growth, if not tying up the dozen loose ends... but I'm afraid the worst sin was drowning the impact of grief under layer upon layer of dragging aesthetics (way too much slow motion and drone) and that felt like an insult to both the characters and the viewer.
4/10 - everyone involved is worth looking out for in future projects. I can't recommend this other than an exercise in endurance. Reeder is brilliant at short films btw.
!! To all art creators : editors are worth their weight in gold. Some art benefits from the extended edition, most other times? swallow your pride and trust that the edit has been designed to pack the right punch.
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funniest part of the knives out movies is when blanc is like ok enough nonsense time for me to reveal the truth *starts stripping*
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(source: joni thrombrey’s wiki page)
if they’d kept this scene in knives out
no one would’ve said that benoit “i ordered snail jelly moisturizer and it gave my sensitive skin a rash so now i’m suspicious of this company” blanc
was straight-coded/“not obviously gay enough”
i think rian johnson should reveal the bblanc skincare routine immediately
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@orangetintedglasses || this isn't new kansas, totoro
There's something almost tangible in the air; some sort of heaviness or... something, that pricks at every sense Knives has between one step and the next. He's not entirely sure, but he suspects that he's just been hit by one of those stupid fairy cats and their pranks that his brother's human had described on more than one occasion.
He can already tell this is going to be incredibly annoying.
A glance behind his shoulder reveals nothing but blank sand and dunes for miles, confirming his suspicion with the lack of farm he'd been at only a few steps ago. With a sigh he starts walking; it's time to find a town or something. Anything that can help him figure out exactly where he is.
An alternate timeline, he decides half an hour later staring at a vaguely familiar town. He knows these people, or at least a version of them. None of them greet him as usual though, so definitely not his version of reality. Still, at least he can get a tea or something at the local cafe. He knows for a fact they're good, and the cherry pastries they make are almost as good as–
Aaaand there's a face he wasn't expecting. (In retrospect, he should have. She'd said they would drop people in the one place that'd cause the most chaos just for their own amusement. Of course dropping him in the vicinity of an alternate version of his brother would be funny to them.)
"At least try not to make a scene in public," Knives suggests, before this other Vash can react. He doesn't actually know that he will make a scene, but based entirely on his own brother, reminding him of innocent civilians in the area was usually a good way to avoid getting a gun pulled on him. "There's an alley three buildings down, I'll meet you there after I get my damn pastry."
He hopes he lets him get the pastry.
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okay hear me out hear me out
Nai learning how to cook for you.
Millions Knives, big scary Plant man busting out one of those how-to-cook-for-beginners cookbooks and attempting to cook you a meal.
Since he himself doesn't it he doesn't quite Get It. Like why do humans spend so much energy and resources to prepare their food? Why are there certain foods that are meant for this and that occasion?
Still, he tries his best to whip something up and he decides to go with something he deems suitable. Think, a dish that's delicious but not too complicated to make.
At some point, while preparing a meal he's low-key questioning his sanity because again big scary Plant man is trying to cook for a human. Ew.
(Nai is smitten and down bad but he'd rather die than admit that.)
He won't burn down the kitchen or something but he'll accidentally damage the counter once or twice while chopping something up.
His name is literally Millions Knives, HE CAN MAKE A MILLION KNIVES but he's subpar at using kitchen knives. If he's cutting up potatoes or carrots into squares it'll look like shit fr.
Nai will set the table up all fancy once he's done cooking.
Though he only sets up one plate and that's for you and for you only. He doesn't eat, eating is below him.
(He is watching you eat happily wee)
Eventually, cooking becomes a regular thing for you. Sometimes you'd do it together with Nai doing the meal prep and dishes while you did the actual cooking.
Sometimes and I mean SOMETIMES Nai does eat something and its usually pastas or noodles.
Man hates the feeling of chewing or eating in general so consider it a miracle that he even CHOSE to eat.
He does pick up baking at some point and you guys had banana (are banana's even a thing in trigun) bread for WEEKS.
Overall, he's a great cook but don't expect him to make his own variations/recipes.
OKAY THAT WAS LOWKEY A MESS BUT I NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT. this might be ooc but who cares knives needs a hobby that isn't ominously playing two person piano pieces in this weird space onesie as he plans the destruction of humankind.
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