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Happy Ides of March everyone!!!! Always remember basic knife safety kiddos and senators, and always remember to point the sharp pointy side of the knife away from yourself (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)
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arctic-hands · 1 year
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I really get the appeal of those soap slicing stim videos, but every time I watch them the warning bells in my head are screaming "Push the knife away from your thumb/palm dummy!"
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undeadhousewife · 2 years
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I'm not going to post the video but I've seen so many horrifying examples of people cutting, chopping, slicing food in a very bad way. I just saw a tiktok of a person slicing onions in a manner I legitimately worried the video was going to end with blood.
So I'm here to beg you all to PLEASE work on bettering your knife skills in the kitchen. You don't need high end $200+ knives (but you do need a basic sharp chef knife - a dull knife is extremely dangerous. Get a decent diy sharpener to keep on hand)
There's plenty of great how to videos out there like ones from American Test Kitchen and Alton Brown's Good Eats.
You can practice slicing, dicing, etc on apples, onions, carrots, zucchini. Hell make a loaded vegetable soup to practice different cutting methods! (probably leave the apple out of that though) if you take your time every time you cook to work on at least one knife skill you'll have perfected it in no time, trust me. And then not only will your food look good, you'll have uniformed cooking times, be less likely to slip and cut yourself, but will also be far quicker in the kitchen then you realize.
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tognaeg · 4 months
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My knife safety is genuinely so awful. Just dropped a cutting knife and not only tried to catch it, but also moved my legs into its path!
Luckily I'm really bad at catching things, so nothing happened to me.
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THIS IS A PSA PROVOKED MY A FRIEND OF MINE BEING DUMB
If you should find thine fine self in a situation in which you have dropped a knife, DO NOT ATTEPT TO CATCH IT!!!! I repeat: DO NOT. ATTEPT. TO CATCH. IT.
LET THAT BITCH DROP!!
LET IT FALL!!!!!
AND FOR THE LOVE OF WHAT EVER GOD GET OUT OF RANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You WILL cut yourself. It WILL hurt. The knife WILL NOT care.
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validworthblog · 1 year
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Knife safety tips you can apply when using a knife
KNIFE SAFETY TIPS  A knife is a tool for cutting dating back to millions of years ago, and despite that, It can harm humans when used unsafely. It is something of concern that some people do not know how to use a knife safely.  In the US, the injury rate from knife injury statistics was 1.56 injuries per 1000 US residents population per year. Knife safety tips will help to reduce injuries and…
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The two most important things I've learned in my sixteen years of schooling are
Tariffs aren't sexy but wages are sticky
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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best BEAST!!
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blaiddraws · 1 year
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happy crisis!
(technically this post Could be ignored tbh. like. i added it as an afterthought because i wanted to post twice on This Day
and i wanted to have fun with shading idk. idk. but if things seem a little janky flow-wise that's why dkhdkshd)
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designernishiki · 8 months
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it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now
#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions#and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety#but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake#AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior#is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out#of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and#maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you.#I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it.#I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about#it?’#that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words#I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him#and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can#trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me#it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways#at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison#and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane#mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed#patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused#all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona#(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage#does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head#kazumaji#majima#kiryu#yakuza#kiwami 1#yk1#rambling
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squuote · 1 year
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wow. been rlly into cooking n baking recently *projects onto stanley
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booobery · 3 months
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cant stop looking at this stupid fucking photo
willem he's gonna GET YOU with that lip balm watch OUT !!
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arcademgmt · 11 months
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proper ref for all of arcade's job changes over the course of the main story. in order we have:
thief (greenhorne)
scientist (neksdor)
cat (realm of the fey)
(arc uses he/they pronouns!)
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wildflowercryptid · 5 months
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a random thought that i've been pondering : do grimoire & sally keep any form of self defense on their person or are they just rawdogging these investigations with nothing to protect themselves with if worse comes to worst?
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painsandconfusion · 1 year
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How about some person (albeit OC, generic, or anyone), being interrogated for being suspected to be a spy? (Whether they are is up to you)
Who Did You Meet?
(tw: dubon touch, dubcon kiss, fingore, hand whump, knife, blood, ruining a perfectly good table, poor knife safety)
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“Who did you meet last night?”
Whumpee almost flickered to a stop at the question, but they kept the knife moving smoothly, slicing perfect quarters of tomato. “...who? It was just me - Lance left around closing.”
“No - I mean after that.” Whumper trailed around the island, fingers ghosting across the countertop. “After you left the office.”
The memories flickered unbidden across their mind. Slipping out into the alley. Folder tucked under their blazer. Getting into the dark car.
Chatting.
Updating.
Informing.
Passing off what they’d learned about Whumper’s routines and work as discreetly as possible before they were dropped back off, slipped into their car, and headed back home to their mark. 
Whumper couldn’t have seen that - they were at the game…right?
Right. Just teasing.
They like to make Whumpee squirm.
Whumpee sputtered a laugh, swiping the chopped pieces into a bowl and starting on onions. “I met up with you, silly~” they threw Whumper a wink.
This had to be teasing. Just flirting.
They eased a little as Whumper smirked a warm laugh, stepping behind them. 
Whumpee leaned into the kiss that Whumper nuzzled against their jaw. They nuzzled back before redirecting their attention to the onion they were chopping, ignoring the all-too-familiar curl of panic in their stomach as Whumper’s all-too-familiar hand slipped up their neck to grip their jaw lightly.
The way they hummed in appreciation, tipping their head back to give more access rather than flinching away was all-too-familiar, too.
The knife burned in their hand. Whumpee could practically feel it searing. Humming. Begging to be used.
They shoved down the instinct.
Whumpee giggled quietly, biting their lip as Whumper’s kiss worked down the side of their neck. “I can’t seeeeee,” they teased.
Whumper just nipped the skin there. “You don’t have to - you’re an expert with a knife, aren’t you?”
Alarm bells that hadn’t yet turned off demanded attention yet again, blaring in the back of their mind. The knife burned. Its weight was off-blanace in their hand. Not a well made piece. Not at all like the ones they’d used in training.
This was just for cooking. That’s what its weight and shape were destined for.
Yet, it begged them for blood.
Whumpee ignored the burn.
They laughed, trying poorly to guide the knife around - using their knuckles as a guide to keep the blade safely away from fingertips.
They sliced down - fairly neatly. 
“There- see? Expert.” Whumper’s smile grew against Whumpee’s neck.
There wasn’t any possible way Whumper could know. 
This was just a tease. Just a coincidence. Even a test to see if Whumpee would crack if they were a plant. Which they weren’t. That’s the part they were playing. Not a spy. Great part. Very elaborate.
Whumpee tried to turn a kiss to Whumper’s cheek, but the grip on their jaw tightened, keeping them in place. 
Whumpee froze as Whumper’s grip on their waist tightened, too.
“..um…Whumper?”
“Hmm?” Breath tickling their ear.
Whumpee’s stomach curled as they stared straight up at the ceiling. Exactly how Whumper put them.
Burning. Burning. Burning.
“..wh..what are you…-”
The blade demanded action. It longed for Whumpee to plunge it into Whumper’s flesh just as strongly as their legs, itched, begging them to run.
“-You didn’t answer my question,” they purred against the shell of Whumpee’s ear, warmth tingling across the skin and shivering down their spine.
“..I…wh-at question..?”
Whumper chuckled softly, nipping the lobe. “Who did you share all those pretty little secrets with last night?”
Fuck.
Caught.
Definitely caught.
Shit.
They couldn’t ignore the burning anymore. 
In one smooth motion, Whumpee twisted, knife turning deftly between their fingers and sailing straight for Whumper’s face.
It’s strange how the body moves when afraid. It’s slippery. Jittery. Off balance. Strange how even one minute motion can send you spiraling in the wrong direction - redirected and reframed. The smallest flick of a wrist suddenly had Whumpee spinning wrong.
A hand bruising into their hip had them reeling back.
The rough wood of the table against their back had them bending. Falling. 
Staring up at the ceiling.
Staring at Whumper
Eyes wide and frantic as they tried to roll away-
But the knife still burned for blood - and when it met their hand again, the wrong side greeted them.
Wrongness and screeching agonies ripped through their palm, shredding flesh from tendon from bone until the blade was lodged firmly into the table, their blood soaking into the fresh crevice.
Incredulity and distilled horror slotted through Whumpee’s throat, choking them as they stared up at the skewered appendage, mind trying to process the wrongness. The knife burned - burned so badly, twinging whitehot electricity up through their tendones at every twitch and shiver that choked out the sound that begged to scrabble from their throat. 
Whumpee barely had a chance to process it before Whumper slammed their other wrist down by it. 
“Let’s try this one more time…” Whumper’s free hand gripped Whumpee’s jaw again, bruising deep against the bone as they forced Whumpee’s gaze to them. 
“Who did you meet?”
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wodania · 11 months
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I am not team greens or team blacks. I am team whoever I think is the silliest at that very moment.
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