Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time *
Klaus: I am single by choice
Kol: Yeah, but not by yours
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Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?
Kol: well, duh.
Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Caroline:
Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.
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Klaus Just Found Out That Caroline Is Married
Rebekah: Why is Klaus crying on the bathroom floor
Kol: He’s drunk
Rebekah: and?
Kol: He found out Caroline is married
Rebekah:
Rebekah: But he’s her husband
Kol: Yeah I know that
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Stefan: Is this your plan B?
Caroline : Technically, this is plan L
Stefan: Plan L? Is there a plan M?
Caroline: Yes, but I marry Klaus in plan M.
Klaus, smirking : I like plan M.
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INCORRECT QUOTES!
Damon: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Elena: Haha I -
Klaus, barging in: Caroline is just lovely. Thanks for asking.
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Klaus, flirting : so, what's your idea of a perfect date ?
Caroline : DD/MM/YYYY
Caroline : I find other formats a bit confusing.
Klaus : ...
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Klaus, talking about Caroline: I should warn you, I'm not very good at keeping secrets from her. she has been known to use physical torture.
Rebekah: you mean she tickles you
Klaus: as I said, physical torture.
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Klaus after spending some time with Caroline -
Rebekah: What’s up with you?
Klaus: What do you mean?
Rebekah: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
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Klaus: I only paint pictures of things that are beautiful.
Marcel: Every of your paintings is Caroline.
Klaus: What's your point?
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Klaus: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.
Caroline: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Klaus: Perfect.
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Klaus: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone
Caroline: Hi :)
Klaus: * sweating * Shit
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[sitting in jail]
Caroline: so... who should we call?
Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.
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Klaus’ Judgement Is Not Clouded... Not At All... Not. At. All...
[Klaus, To Rebekah]
Klaus: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Caroline a little bit.
Rebekah: You’re doodling your wedding invitations at this very moment-
Klaus: That’s our joint tombstone : (
Rebekah: Ah, my mistake
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Klaus: I asked Caroline out.
Rebekah: Oh, I’m sorry.
Klaus: Why?
Rebekah: Well, I assume she said no.
Klaus: No, she said yes.
Rebekah: Really? Then I’m sorry for her.
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Rebekah: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?
Klaus: I’m a knife.
Caroline: *from the next room* He’s the little spoon!
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Caroline : every time I talk to you, I feel confused.
Caroline : I've never met someone that speaks like you do.
Klaus : stop lovebombing me, love.
Caroline : It's not a compliment.
Caroline : you scare me.
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