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For a character that is not trying to be an adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, Benoit Blanc is the best modern Holmes.
They both hate rich people, don't deal well with men in power, have a soft spot for women who have been taken advantage of, useless with simple and silly things, get depressed when they don't have a case, gay.
#that's why i need the third film to have philip helping him out on a case#so we can have that holmes/watson dynamic!!#angel talks#glass onion#kinves out#benoit blanc#sherlock holmes
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So I finally convinced my flatmate [and former flatmates] to watch “Glass Onion.”
Flatmate 1, five minutes into the film: “Wow, you’re just like Benoit Blanc.”
Me: “A genius detective, with the looks of Daniel Craig?”
Her: “No: If we had an actual bathroom rather than that tiny shower, you’d never get out of the fucking bath.”
Former flatmate 1: “And you’d be wearing that stupid fez [Ex flatmate 2] bought you back from Cyprus, and sucking at computer games.”
Former flatmate 2: “And you’d be drinking Pernod at 11 in the morning. Again.”
Me: “One: fuck all you guys… two: It was Ricard de Marseille, you plebs.”
#glass onion#kinves out#Benoit Blanc#pernod ricard#Ricard Pastis de Marseille#Given that glass onion is a Beatles song and so is “Rocky racoon” this Batista film technically shares a namesake with Rocket Racoon#which is weird#I though Batista was good in this.#Dave Batista#Rocket Racoon#The beatles#real life shitpost#Strong Benoit blanc energy
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Glass Onion 🤝 Breaking Bad
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Crystals
#glass onion#kinves out#me a brba veteran seeing the klear crystal: ik what this is about#breaking bad#glass onion spoiler#spoilers#daniel craig#leslie odom jr#kate hudson#dave bautista#edward norton#janelle monae#hugh grant
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I just finished the new knives out and the ending is so fucking satisfying, I love it so much and I will now hold it close to my heart alongside the first one
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@queer-benoit-blanc hey do u think they did that among us bathtub scene in glass onion bc of markipliers beniot blanc impression in this video (ive tried to pin down the time he starts doing the voice)
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because i feel like it may be because of that
#glass onion#markiplier#beniot blanc#also sorry for tagging u i know we dont talk much but ur like my go to kinves out person#Youtube
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Hugh Grant has a 30 second long scene in the whole movie, he do press to promote the movie just so he can tell my husband is james bond...Iconic
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obsessed with the general consensus that niall would be the survivor in a one direction kinves out movie
#where is the lie lmfaooo#😭😭😭😭#niall#niall horan#knives out#glass onion#knives out glass onion#one direction#tweets
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AAA please tell me about kinves agere omg :3
Heehe okay 🤍 I don’t think I have Much to say but I will tell you what I Do think
• ummm to be honest. I think she is more of an age dreamer than an age Regressor… ← more on this Later
• she only found out about agere when she was dating Neil I think… because he is quite Open about his but also she had just never noticed it before they started dating
• she really liked the Idea of that… mostly the aesthetics and also it’s something her friends* do that she can also try and do with them
• *after Knives found out about Neil regressing is when she found out that Scott was a regressor too [he hadn’t wanted her to know while they dated because he liked seeming cool and older [spraying him with a waterbottle] and he thought her knowing would change that dynamic] and Then I think when she was experimenting with age regression is when Stephen admitted that he Also did that…
• Knives Tries to regress with Neil but I think maybe she gets a little frustrated that she doesn’t fall into a Specific Clear Separate Headspace… because she isn’t an age Regressor
• ^ she still has a good time though it’s just a little different for her… it’s like playing pretend !! She’s an age dreamer…
• I talk a bit about Knives n Neil’s dynamic when they r little together here… siblings
• I don’t think Knives really age dreams on her own it is more something to do With her regressor friends… at least not to the same level
• ^ what I mean is like. If she is age dreaming With her friends she will play toys with them but she doesn’t really do that alone… and she doesn’t really care about Children’s Media I don’t think… but she Does like the aesthetics of stuffed animals and stuff so she Does like to have lots of those…
Ummm yea I don’t know tehe…
#🖍️#🔪#📝#using age Regression tags for like. visibility#scott pilgrim age regression#scott pilgrim agere#scott pilgrim#knives chau#little knives chau#regressed knives chau#fandom regression#fandom agere#fandom agedre#fandom age regression#fandom age dreaming#age regression#age dreaming#agere#agedre#sfw agere#sfw agedre#agere little#agere blog#sfw age regression#sfw age dreaming#age regression headcanons#ask#anon
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I've came up with an unpleasant theoryrhing concept headcanon about why Vash so desperetely wants to save humanity. It's pretty fucked up but hear me out. So, if to think about it, Vash and Kinves, among others plants are the highest form of life, so why won't we pretend that all his attempts to save humanity is his unconscious desire to keep life form which is below of his? To have someone he will be needed for. A lot of people talking about how Wolfwood represents Christianity, and I can't disagree with it, since he is connected with a lot chistianity symbols but if we look at Vash from this persepective we will be able to see god-like figure in him. And if you follow my false logic it seems that Knives is more sincere in his desire to erase humanity
#trigun#trigun stampede#vash#vash the stampede#humanoid typhoon#nicholas d. wolfwood#nicholas wolfwood#million knives#trigun headcanons#trigun stampede headcanons
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Discussing Glass Onion with my parents for the 153647 time since we watched it and focusing on Peg.
My dad, terrible at remembering names : Wait. Who's Peg again? 🤨
Me, for the 4th time since the conversation began : Birdie's assistant
My mom : More like Birdie's girlfriend 🤔
Me, who would love to see a lesbian couple in a Kinves Out movie but doesn't support toxic relationships : Yeah, I don't think so... She treats her like crap
#glass onion#knives out#glass onion a knives out mystery#benoit blanc#birdie jay#glass onion peg#Peg#Please Ryan Johnson can we have a non-toxic Canon lesbian couple in the next movie??? 🙏🏽#netflix#glass onion knives out#glass onion spoilers#knives out glass onion#knives out spoilers
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livio is going to push knives against the wall. the plant now facing it while livio pins him in place. who knew having a few drinks would get him going like this. well, is not like he is 100% drunk or anything, just a little fuzzy since like how nicholas said. they have a harder time getting drunk but is not impossible. still it was enough to get him riled up this way. knives managed to push him to do this and here he is.
livio slides his hand inside knives' pants, getting a feel of the plant's ass feels so surreal. to think he'll be able to do this to someone he used to work with. actually he is doing this to his boss if one wants to be technical. still it doesn't matter, this is what knives wanted and he fell for it. fingers proding and playing with the man's hole, getting him all nice and ready for him but it definitely has been taking some time. see, livio is not like the average men so he needs a bit more prep.
meanwhile livio holds and yanks knives' hair and pulls him so he can nibble on the man's ear and growl against it as he then moves over his neck to mark him down with bite marks. it feels like forever since he started and he thought it's now time to move on.
livio pulls knives pants down enough to expose his lower half while he does the same after letting go of the other but then he pins him back against the wall. he leans closer and holds the man's face so he can kiss his lips while he slowly enters him. every inch of livio going in while both are busy making out and when livio is fully sheathed inside the other he pulls back. "ngh fuck... is so tight..." he comments as he buries his face on the plant's neck as he starts moving his hips against knives'.
A Slightly Intoxicated Encounter--! || Extra spicy edition!
Another aftereffect of his power flickering like a guttering candle was that his body didn't process alcohol the same as it usually did, either. That was to say, Knives was slightly drunk. More drunk than he'd ever been before. He had no basis for comparison. Perhaps he was thoroughly plastered--
It didn't matter, what mattered was he had teased and challenged Livio into this. The Plant had been hard since the topic of sex came up, and the alcohol stole away the pride he normally held too tightly to just let himself go, and by the time he was against the wall, he was too satisfied that Livio's composure gave in to regret it.
Knives's composure was nearly in tatters, too, however. The handful Livio has on his ass got a huff of laughter and a moan from the Plant. He was wasting no time, and Knives was not going to complain. The fingers pushing inside him stole his breath and his knees were weak, clinging to the big man and/or the wall alternately as their positions changed. He was too focused on those fingers and how they were too much and not enough at the same time to realize the pathetic noises he produced in this state. Breathy gasps or growls as the fingers moved inside him.
"Ah--" The grip on his hair sent a full body shudder through him and he moaned in response to the growl. Fuck, but he hadn't known how that would effect him, or that his voice would crack as teeth marked his neck. His eyes were tightly closed and he felt too close to the edge already when Livio's fingers left him. He assisted in pulling his pants down enough to function, freeing his own cock from its confines.
"Liv-io.." Kinves murmured, a gasp of surprise when Livio took his face with a large hand and kissed him. His next gasp was swallowed by their kisses as Livio pushed into him. He was big, and in spite of the prep, it did stretch and burn, but--it was exactly what he wanted. More than the alcohol, the intoxicating mix of pain with the pleasure he was experiencing was driving moans out of him as he shuddered and made out with the huge man.
No one would believe this mess of a man was normally feared--Hazy blue eyes watched Livio when he drew back from their kisses. The Plant's lips were parted, and he nodded dumbly at his words.
"Hhha--Fuck...!" he huffed as Livio began to move. Knives's back arched and he fought not to cry out, sharp teeth bite into his own lip but it doesn't hold back the needy sounds that still escape him. His insides clenched down when Livio drew out to thrust into him again, relaxing more and more with each.
"F-fuck me like you mean it, Doublefang," he taunted, panting, the last dregs of his ego putting up a bravado.
#stovthearted#;;spicy#;;extra spicy#broken!knife#okay Knives isn't just a little drunk he's probably a lot drunk--#also i nearly had him coming just from what Livio's already done to him#he's so wound up it wouldn't have surprised me if he had--#;;queue
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Beefolk
“I made some earplugs after my first encounter with these little things. They’re naught but the kindest folk I’ve ever met, but by Escandur, their hives are louder than the busiest forges!”
—Gizzik
The beefolk are a race of small, bee-like humanoids dedicated to their hive, their queen, and their forest homes.
Humble Origins
Millenia ago, when the Fey Forest first came to be, a humble race lived within. They took up beekeeping and worked to preserve the natural beauty of the great forest. Over the centuries of evolution, their dedication to this task was rewarded as the fey magic worked its way into them, slowly turning the keepers into bees themselves.
Now, the beefolk still work to preserve the forests. With their bulbous, insectoid eyes and their animated antennae, beefolk are often a frightening sight to those who don’t know about them. Small in stature, with squat, round, hair-covered bodies and nimble limbs, these friendly little folk answer only to their queens.
Hail the Queen
Each hive of beefolk has its own queen. The queen is the beefolk of the hive with the greatest connection to the Fey, and will often make great journeys to engage in meetings of minor feyfolk and offer her people’s services in return for a favour. Beefolk value the preservation of the natural beauty of their worlds as much as their queen’s wisdom, earning them a place as one of the few feyfolk that holds some form of law in high regard.
When a queen dies, the hive works hard to select a replacement as soon as they can. The chosen beefolk must then seek out some more powerful fey and seek their approval before they can take their place as queen.
Hive Cities
Beefolk live in massive hives constructed on and around some of the grandest trees in the ancient Fey Forest, each the size of a small human city and packed with beefolk. Each family lives in a comb, and each comb contains a regular-sized beehive full of regular bees. The collection of nectar and the production of honey is a difficult one for a race so much larger than natural bees, and the original remains superior in this case.
Something the beefolk excel at, however, is the spreading of pollen. Whenever they aren’t doing tasks set out by their queen to ensure the upkeep of their hive, most beefolk are delighted to spend their free time playing in flower fields. This fills the dense hair covering them with pollen, which is then spread wherever the beefolk flies, ensuring large amounts of flowers bloom near a hive.
Nature's Defenders
While beefolk are usually a peaceful, friendly people, this does not mean they are defenseless. If someone were to make any attempt to damage their hive, their queen, or even the beauty in the world around their hive, the attacker must prepare to face the swarm. Beefolk warriors are often willing to fight to their last breath to ensure the safety of their home and people.
Beefolk Names
The Beefolk still carry with them some lingering threads of their old ways, as seen in their names. Some traces of Gnome or Halfling can be seen, but now they favour hard consonants such as B or Z over softer sounds.
Beefolk also consider their hives to be their only family, and will also take on their queen’s name as a marker of their hive.
Masculine Names: Azziun, Bire, Gabbel, Hebz, Kinve, Obize, Zeer
Feminine Names: Avis, Cibes, Hinze, Ibfee, Loz, Nizze, Tibze
Beefolk Traits
Beefolk have a small variety of abilities granted to them by their bee-like nature, which gives them advantages in their lives in the forest.
Ability Score Increase. Your Charisma score increases by 2, and your Wisdom score increases by 1.
Age. Beefolk mature slightly faster than humans, reaching adulthood around 15, and live for approximately 80 years.
Alignment. Beefolk societies answer to their queen wholly, valuing her word as much as they value the preservation of their homes. As such, beefolk tend towards Law, while they avoid Evil alignments.
Size. Beefolk stand between 2 and 3 feet tall and rarely weigh more than 30 pounds. Your size is Small.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 25 feet.
Flight. You have a flying speed of 35 feet. To use this speed, you can’t be wearing medium or heavy armour.
Thick Hair. Beefolk have difficulty swimming due to the thick hair covering their squat bodies. Swimming in water costs you an extra 10 feet of movement for every 5 feet travelled, rather than an extra 5.
Naturalist. You gain proficiency with herbalism kits. In addition, whenever you make an Intelligence (Nature) check related to identifying a plant, you are considered proficient in the Nature skill and add double your Proficiency bonus to the check, instead of your normal Proficiency bonus.
Stinger. As an action on your turn, you can make an attack with your stinger. This counts as an unarmed strike and deals 1d4 plus your strength modifier piercing damage.
Swarm Advantage. You have advantage on an attack roll against a creature if at least one of your allies is within 5 feet of the creature and the ally isn’t incapacitated.
Speak with Insects. Through sounds and movements of antennae, you can communicate and understand simple ideas with Small or smaller insects.
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and Sylvan.
#d&d homebrew#d&d 5e#d&d races#d&d#dungeons and dragons#beefolk#bees#d&d homebrew races#d&d 5e homebrew#homebrew#Jadeclyff#Fey Forest
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Since she's kind of been more in the background of most of the asks do you have any fun Mai headcanons/scenes for avatar Ty Lee AU?
I feel bad because Mai gets like. The least screentime in the AU and I know this because she's.
I love her but I don't always know /what to do/ with her. I think in general I haven't entirely decided what her arc should be? Everyone else kinda has one. I know some of it will be vibing with Toph in how they were raised and breaking out of that while having mixed feelings on their family, but I don't want to repeat that because everyone kinda gets their own arcs.
I am aware of this problem and I am working on fixing it. I just don't know how yet.
Until then! Have some of my favorite scenes from my notes:
Mai in 'The Fortune Teller' is fun. When Sokka doesn't believe in Fortune Telling she deadpans 'You got dragged into the Spirit World two weeks ago." Aang actually goes to her for romance advice instead. And also Mai later low-key pokes at Katara's Fortune of marrying a powerful bender.
I already mentioned her ideas for killing Ozai. Knives. Kinves on fire.
She is badass during the Seige of the North. Let's just say that Zhao gets fucked up before the Ocean Spirit drags him off.
On the flipside of the Fortune Teller episode, during 'the Cave of Two Lovers', Mai is stuck with Aang and Katara and keeps accidentally ruining their 'moments' by giving occasional comments just in time to remind them that 'oh yeah we're not alone....'.
I mentioned the whole thing with running into her family in 'Return to Omashu' but just. The weird feeling of finding out you have a little brother that you never knew existed. Her debating for a while about kidnapping him for real because she knows what her parents are like, but knowing that bringing a toddler with them is bad.
Speaking of that, when we get to 'The Swamp', Mai's vision is of her little brother. Considering the visions are 'who you miss most'.....
After visiting the Spirit Library, Mai also drinks the cactus juice. Her visions are just as wild, but she explains them in such a mater of fact tone.
While it's not her main arc, one of her smaller arcs is having learned to open up and trust people more. This is contemplated on during the 'Tales of Ba Sing Sae' episode when she realizes she has this large group of friends that she will be honest with.
I mentioned this before, but near the end of Book 2 when Toph gets that fake letter from her mom, Mai offers to go with her for the trip and doesn't take no for an answer. Because she already had her 'confront a kinda shitty parent' scene and she knows that as strong as someone may be, it is still nice to have support. Ofc she gets kidnapped with Toph but they kick ass on the way out.
I don't have this far in my notes plotted out yet, but the entire Boiling Rock thing is a little different and Mai kinda hinges on that. They're talking about people who got captured during the Eclipse and she brings up the prison. Then she also just kinda. Waltzes in because her uncle is the warden who is not up to date on where she's been so she just plays the 'oh I wanted to say hi!' ruse until boom takeover the whole place lmao.
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Skin Walker pt 2
The skin walker uses an assortment of tools, spells and tricks. It will call out for help in the middle of nowhere in an inhuman voice, trying to lure people in order to sacrifice and kill.
I’m cautious that I don’t turn this project into another cryptid themed project. However the skin walker is more of a witch rather than a cryptid living in the forest. I still am weary I don’t repeat history.
Tools of the skin walker:
-Bone whistle (used to distract dogs)
-human bone kinves and other objects made of human bone
-animal pelt used to shapeshift
-Native American symbols on talismans
I like the idea of making some of the skin walkers objects inscribed with symbols. finding a bone large enough to make a full scale dagger may be challenging. However I could certainly experiment with the material by making some smaller talismans and pendants.
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The residue of time.
Where spilled ink made me think.
Anyone else wouldn't have scarred me,
All in due time I'll tell a tale of how I survived,
Where I almost died .
Apologies made of nothing, still I dreamt of you in the sky colour blue,
Depression,death threats spiralled out of control, wouldn't it be common sense to cut myself off;
I think I loved you just the same, I just wish I had half a brain to switch it off.
I'm used to it by now the hurt and lies,I can't be mad that you'll never change.
I need to treat myself better I'm the perfect gift,
I don't need your traitorous ties, forgetting that I'm alive.
Would I do it all again?
Did I see a Doppelganger where I'd leave all this to rest, yet no could take away from who you are.
That smile I haven't seen in awhile.
I just want to feel something.. being free, spontaneous out with friends that were always there,we don't need drugs to mask our emotions.
You take so much glee in slandering my name , where I'm a victimless state, nothing would take away your pain.
It's only matter of time till it all comes back around where your kinves twist ,turn so caught in the lies, do you think that you can keep up the charade?
Sometimes ... that if I wished that this crisis was over, you are the actress, it would ruin your image to check up on your personal revenge.
I think I know that it will never end,you would be breaking free of that perfectly created image.
Someday your be sorry I'll have the last laugh 😂
9/10/22
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