BF's Insanely Upset Belly

I have felt so awful for my bf today but also just insanely turned on by it all.

Before he left to work he was complaining a little bit that his stomach felt a bit gross and that he'd had to go to the bathroom a few times during the night, but that he'd hopefully be okay at work today.

Not even an hour into him starting his shift, I get a message from him saying that his stomach is 'audibly upset' (cue me blushing like crazy just picturing him in his quiet workplace with a loud and upset gurgling belly), and that he's had to take multiple bathroom breaks since he started his shift so he's probably gonna leave early.

Fast forward again to him coming home early from work about an hour and a half after that message and he had a sheepish look on his face. I felt so bad that he felt embarrassed of his tummy and was in a lot of discomfort but glad that he was back for me to take care of him.

I asked him how he was feeling and he winced a bit and starting to rub his tummy with one hand, saying how every few minutes he can feel his stomach "burble and churn like it's try to settle". I feel so awful for him that he's not feeling well, but all I can think about is how hot his tummy is.

I gave him a big hug and mid-conversation (and hug) his belly let out a series of strong and loud glorps and gurgles that I could feel across my belly where my stomach was pressing against his. He leaned away a little bit, gently rubbed his stomach and told it to be quiet and told his tummy to leave him alone, which I just thought was one of the cutest things.

Our living room and office are pretty much in the same combined open-space room, so every now and again I can hear his belly let out a stream of insanely noisy and upset gurgles and bubbly sounds while he tries to subtly rub his stomach from across the room.

A minute or two ago (which prompted me to write this post), he stood up and showed me how bloated and distended his belly is, and it's insane, it looks like he's swallowed an entire watermelon and basketball whole, and his belly has almost 0 softness anymore (he's normally got a little bit of chub around his tummy but nothing crazy noticeable so this is a huge difference). His belly button has a cute little hood over it now and almost looks like an outie (it's normally a deep innie) where the skin is stretched and so help me god I can't focus on anything during this, ahhhhh.

At this very moment he's stood up, rubbing his stomach and gently leaning onto/pressing his belly into the back of his office chair to compress his belly to force some burps which he's hoping will help release the tightness in his stomach. Every now and again I can hear the sound of gas bubbles moving and small burps (with the odd hiccup beforehand) coming out and I am just so unbelievably horny right now.

Every time I'm astounded that he doesn't have this kink (or even knows that I have it) and that I'm insanely lucky to have a partner who is this shameless about it all. God I love him.

A sexy gif from "Fantasy Come to Life" ft Roderick Grey

Woah! I'm high

Sorry I’ve been MIA - life ya know?

just a horny blog.

the thing about “kids are getting puritanical” is despite our internet niches most people are really really normie about sex. even online. you would know this if you had ever watched a youtube video or heard anyone at all talk about a visual novel

Had the absolute privilege yesterday of getting to rest my head on my partner’s stomach for an hour while it was just nonstop growling from hunger and I could feel all the vibrations on my cheek and hand. Even better was that after we made some food and went back to binge watching some movies, I got to hear all the gurgling in his tummy for the hour and a bit after we ate. He complained that he overate and felt too full, which made me blush so damn hard 🥵 My hand was resting across his stomach while cuddling with my head resting in his chest/upper tummy, and I could hear the groans from the soda he was drinking and the digestion of our dinner and felt all of it across my fingertips. I could even hear the build up grumbles of burps and felt the deep gurgles from his stomach as he released all the trapped air.

Before bed while we shared a shower, he joked that he looked like he had a baby in his belly with how bloated and taut his stomach was and grabbed my hands to feel and press gently into the hardest part of his tummy. I was so nervous and flustered that I couldn’t even appreciate the moment 🥲

As far as I know he doesn’t even share this kink and still doesn’t know that I have it but he’s just so naturally open about how his body feels about anything all of the time that I just AHHHH I can’t 🫠

still drafting a self-intro post so watch this space

Check tags for triggers!! If I'm missing any triggers, just tell me. This is a story I wrote a couple of years ago, and recently started writing the continuation of the story.

This is about a multi-eyed monster fucking the brains out of a human male, in a sleep paralysis fantasy.

Masterpost Call me Robert, no pronouns, just call me by my name [you can shorten it to rob or any other shit if you want idc] [platonic] Love language is spamming my mutuals notifs <3 im a minor, so don't be wierd (like the uncomfy wierd) Please use tone indicators!! (Im sorry but unless its super duper obvious, i really cant tell tone, especially online)

AroAce, QPR is okay, gender=AAAAAAAAAAAA Dni: Biggots of any kind (homophobes , xenophobes , racists, etc), mdi blogs (and nsfw/kinkblogs) I have a cult, so far the peeps are: @strangefriendo @flowey-the-lanternflower55 @randomexistingthing @still-got-no-idea @eldritchcats @axinfinity @italic-doing-random-shit @dustsansm1 @living-my-ghibli-dream @wonkus-bonkus @panda-of-the-trash If you wanna join, just ask :D i need to actually do shit with this cult, im out of ideas Our god is killer sans and @randomexistingthings' cat :3

Girl, the amount of thirst you've been posting lately is concerning.

Blink if you need help, we'll airdrop Hide to your location!

*blinks rapidly* PLEASE airdrop that man to my location he has me dripping like a faucet for the past five months this HAS to be resolved i NEED him carnally dgdhddn

that aside this is an absolutely hilarious ask to receive considering i've been rbing kinkblog posts with "me and hide" for months now and i've written two self insert smut fics about the man. Anon i love your concern but where have you been LMAO